Would his boat plan have worked if the cancer patients didn't steal it?

Kenny was such a fucking retard

>TWD franchise has shown that the sea is pretty much full of pirates
[Citation Needed].

>Fear the Walking Dead
Not canon.

Did you guys kill Kenny or Jane?

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jane
fuck that dyke bitch

killed that glass-eating cunt for my nigga Kenny

Jane

Its what happens when you kill every decently likable character and turn the rest crazy.

I'm not even sure Janefags still exist at this point after being BTFO so hard.

the only good nigger we had and he died

I let Kenny kill Jane, and I watched it, I wanted to see it.

First time Kenny since I did think that he just went nuts. Her then revealing that she just hid the baby to make him mad made me want to shoot her then and there. At least she hanged herself at the beginning of the next episode.

I killed Kenny and before the kennyfags jump on me let me explain my reasoning.

Kenny was losing his mind. He had gone through so much shit in the previous episodes that it was clear he was on the brink of insanity. Jane was level headed. The way she wanted to show Clem that it was time to cut Kenny because he was going crazy was a little unorthodox but it's what she had to do to push Kenny over the edge. Jane was also a better survivor than Kenny, she got shit done and put emotions on the backburner.

Jane is the patricians choice. Kenny is for the airheads who put friendship over survival.

Jane requested that I stay out of it. She challenged Kenny in honorable combat and it would be a disgrace to interrupt. Janes true colors shown right before the end when she was begging for help despite setting the terms as a 1 on 1. That act was so shameful, it it was not for Kenny stabbing her, I would have shot her myself to keep what little honor she had.

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The most patrician opinion

It really felt like they wrote themselves into a corner by killing him. Sure it was a good and memorable death, but at the same time they killed off an actual likeable character who players were invested in.

In season 2 I thought luke was an absolute g too, but then they killed him off aswell

Now that the dust has settled, who is the most unlikeable character in the series?

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Fuck you.

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Based and Bushido-pilled

Half of the cabin crew from season 2

...

People may think Kenny was losing his mind when they decide to shoot him but ignore how Jane has no sense of loyalty and justifies it by saying even her little sister would have dragged her down too, she also shoots dicks so she may have been a crazy feminist all along.

Let Kenny kill her, then I killed Kenny. The adults are retarded, Clem, a fucking kid is more competent that these jobbers. Can't deny that Kenny's both endings are much better though.

i killed kenny, cried like a bitch, saw that jane just hid the fucking baby, reloaded and killed jane, and kenny was fine in his ending! fuck jane.

tfw you learn the writers originally planned for you to decide between Luke and Kenny in the finale, but couldn't find a way to pull it off since Luke was such a likeable character, they didn't want him to do something unlike himself out of the blue, so at the last minute they changed it to Jane.

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Luke was giving weird pedo vibes.

AHHH NO CLEM HELP ME I THOUGHT I WAS HARDCORE BUT KENNY IS ACTUALLY KICKING MY ASS HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't get why people say that Lee is a "white" black character, when he went berserk and fucking murdered the shit out of the guy that fucked his wife, hell, he was even going to prison for fucks sake.

True enlightenment is when you realize TWD's real protagonist is Kenny (after lee dies)

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Couldn't they had done something where Luke thinking with his dick got people killed again and Kenny has enough and confronts him about it and it spins out of control??

if by half you mean all and by cabin crew you mean every character that isnt clem and kenny then I agree

Disturbing

youtube.com/watch?v=SrTSwKf3yMA

I learned that a while ago and turned on Talltale after that. That was the moment I was done because Luke was cooler than any other character and I knew he was just going to die next game even if he lived in this one. Jane and kenny proved me right and I thought it was sad what a bunch of hacks they were.

Many people don't interact with Black people that were not heavily influenced by rap culture and debt lifestyle.

What the fuck was his problem, I didn't do anything bad to him, let him go, didn't take the fucking meds and he still hated me, I'm a fucking little girl for fucks sake.

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>no option to kill jane after killing kenny
>option to kill kenny after he kills jane
wtf bros

>Ben may be a walking bad luck charm and its a miracle he's even survived this long, but Lee wouldn't do a man like that. I'd better save him.
>Accidentally let him go.
>Realise this is canon Ben's fate.
I'm still fucking laughing.

Arvo, I can excuse and understand Ben.

>when he went berserk and fucking murdered the shit out of the guy that fucked his wife
Any normal minded man would do that though. Besides, maybe it was an accident. He could've just meant to kick his ass but went too far

>muh boat
>muh russians

Arvo and Fake Lee (whatever that nogs name was) fuck those punks

glad Kenny beat that dweeb commie

this, I think Ben gets too much shit from people. Arvo and, to some extent, Bonnie were nothing but problems.

*refuses to move in your path*

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This, besides, they would eventually run out of fuel...

What was the point of this character again?

As someone on the spectrum I take heart that any of us could survive this lomumblemumble

What is worse? Someone you know will fuck you or someone who keeps accidentally fucking you?

Such a pointless character, I tried so hard to save this bitch too.

she was Bernadette before she was popular

Yes, but think about this, how many less people are using gas and also, no trivial gas use post zombies.

Its all a to b running and such.

To be fair the cancer patients were the only ones who could have hoped to sail that thing at terminal velocity away from the zombies.

Some people can't be saved, some people aren't fit to survive in the apocalypse. It was basically Jane's point and only worth lesson.

Yeah, plus Ben showed actual remorse. He was a good kid, he just fucked up.

>X will remember that.
>dies in the next scene with no interaction change in the middle.

I felt terrible when Carlos got shot and died and front of her. The voice acting of her crying for her Dad was spot on. She wasn't the same from then on.

Season 4 had the best crazy waifu.

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I KNOW WHERE THE FUCKIN RIVER IS

*shoots friendly*

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Fucking bitch.

cutie pie

Funniest shit i heard in awhile

>tfw Lilly can get away with it at the end
Absolutely based.

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Of course I fucking killed Jane, that nigga killed (not really) a baby. To this day I still don't know if actually killing a baby or just pretending to have killed a baby (BY HIDING IT IN A CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING BLIZZARD) is worse. Kenny is my homie til the end.

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What a waste of a character. Becomes practically non-existent in the 3rd episode, disappears, and dies off-screen in the 4th episode.

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Jane without a second thought

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This is honestly what I did, she said Stay out and I said "alright, I will not interfere".
So I didn't, and she died, and the only one to blame was herself.

After season 1 TWD Telltale became a garbage company and i'm glad it's dead now

>Kenny
Is a bro until the end, save you and AJ while having most of his bones broken. still try to fight, after surviving with you for a year or two.
>Jane
Killed herself just some month after S2 because she was preg with based Luke

There's no choice user.

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Relative to the pirates, pretty sure they are referring to the pirates in TWD: Michonne.

Shill thread.

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>get away with it and don't even get punished in other seasons

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How can you shill a dead company?

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>the moment when she starts to sing

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b-but The Wolf Among Us!

Did you guys have Clem like Louis or Violet? And who did you let get kidnapped?

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Clem unironically is a pretty good character until the end though, even if she's not Lee tier.
Javier also is under rated. i actually liked new frontier,

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The only fucking reason why I didn't let AJ shot her was me hoping that I can do it myself. Then the fucking cunt just sails away and Clem who did one precision shot after the other with her bow before can't hit the slow moving target.

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Befriended Louis
Fucked over Violet because she was acting like a cunt.

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Neither, but if I had to choose, Louis.

Lily dies no matter what you choose, right?

No. If you don't shoot her she escapes on a raft down the river.

Were you satified with the ending?
i'm the only one who didn't yelled at Tenn after saving him?
No, Lilly survive if you don't let AJ kill her in episode 3.

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Jane. I cant fathom how people sided with Jane, she was nuts. Kenny was under so much stress, but he all he was doing was for the kids, no matter what. Jane just cared about herself, and her ideologies.

>meet James
>seems like the most "normal" of all the guys at the school
>a bit weird with his walkers
>the fuck, he's a tall dude and looks perfect for Clem
>agree with everything he says
>even his dumb walker shit
>says he wants to talk in private
>here it comes
>btw I'm gay

I wasn't even sad when the fag got the knife trough his skull.

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>hire mostly women
>can't make a good "game" for shit

like pottery

>missing a leg

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It really went off the rails with her in the final episode, and made no sense
>gets bitten multiple times but doesn't become weak and tired at all
>yelling while firing a gun at clementine and the walkers ignore her for some reason, even though its established that you have to move slowly and be quiet to blend in a herd
>was easily overpowering clementine, who is shown to be a skilled fighter, despite been heavily wounded and bitten multiple times
>swinging a massive axe when her arm was fucked and she took an arrow in the shoulder
Weak writing
>managed to find clementine when there were no tracks, knew she was at the end of the bridge when she couldn't even see her

"You ain't gonna kill me, fucking coward."

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Because they are dumb cancer patients. Kenny is a commercial fisherman from Florida.

TNF biggest problem was Clem being a secondary character that you will protect no matter what since you spend the first two games with her and she is the central piece no matter what the game wants you to believe. And Javiers fucking stupid brother that goes apeshit at you no matter what you do, even if you tell him that you rejected his trash wife time and time again. And fucking Gabe of course.

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Never trust anyone who sided with Jane.

People hated Kenny in 1 and it stuck.

>Javiers fucking stupid brother that goes apeshit at you no matter what you do, even if you tell him that you rejected his trash wife time and time again
Fuck this pissed me off. I just wanted to be bros, and the game wouldn't let us be.

He was right, and you knows it.

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To be black means to not be successful, or to only be successful in certain fields. If you try to be successful in something that isn't black-approved, you're trying to be white. If Lee was a basketball player or rapper, he would be a black character. But because he became a history professor (with a focus on the early American Republic/Civil War?), he became white.

What the FUCK did you do?

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>Clem fucking murdered the best character of 400 days because he was trying to protect kids.

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>being gay in the apocalypse
Fucking homos, my Clem is going to have a 6 kids, fuck that dyke too.

Why did people hate Kenny again? Was it because of the salt lick?

Jane is a selfish bitch and Kenny was right and you get what you deserved for abandoning your friend

I didn't steal his car, and it's his fault for leaving it wide open with the keys in it anyways. SOMEBODY was going to steal it.

The game tried to do a terrible Job and painting Kenny as an insane liability. Despite his every call was correct.
>Didn't trust arvo
Turns out to be right
>Wanted to fix the car despite everyone's bitching
It actually gets fixed.
>Wanted to go to a shelter but nobody believed him
Turns out the shelter actually existed.

To be honest, the guy had his reasons to be angry, i was a bro with him until the end, and his dumb wife was the one to die at the end. fucking bitch, i rejected her every time.
Gabe was an idiot, but at least it's because he was shielded of most bad shit and young.
Mariana was the real lost of the family. i wish she had been in more episodes.

I never let Clem influence my playtrough and try to act like Javier: like he didn't knew her at all.

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That guy was a dumbass for losing his kid, and leaving the damn car on with the doors open.

If you you don't rim his asshole every time on every decision he becomes a piece of shit. That boat plan was retarded because of the boat. It wasn't going to do anything. He's a commercial fisherman he should know what kind of boats you need to be viable out at sea.

There was a bug in S1 with his decisions. You have 5 major ones that determine your relationship with him. With 3/5 and 5/5 for him he becomes your best bro, but if you only agree with him 4 times he'll hate you as if you disagreed with him every time. That's why some think that he's an ungrateful dick in S1.

Salt lick and there was a bug where Kenny wouldn't support you at the end of Season 1 no matter if you supported him or not.

>Here's your determinant character bro

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The only one that seems to really matter is the salt lick. He hates you after that.

>if you didn't side with him in smashing Lily's father head he hates you from now on
>if you pick a few options wrong from now on he'd hate you so much that he literally ditches you and won't help you in searching Clem
>muh boat

The one determinant character that no one in their right mind would let happen in the first place, great job Telltale. Take any loyalty to Clem out of the equation - if this guy grabs your little nephew and holds a fucking gun to his head for no reason, what are you going to do? He's a piece of shit, fuck Conrad.

He was right about to boat, up until they got jacked by a pack of cripples.

>people unironically played the last two seasons
>there still people discussing this shite
Millennials amirite?

to be honest, the guy had just lost his wife AND kid in the mater of hours.

I don't get why people were against the salt lick moment. Here you have a big man that's dying in a world where zombification is pretty quick, not to mention this old asshole tried to KILL Lee by knocking him out at the pharmacy when Kenny came back to save him. Why wouldn't you side with the guy that saved you over the guy that tried to kill you?

>is determinant is every episodes he's in
>can die MULTIPLE TIMES in some episodes
absolutely based

Based.

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Because multiple endings is too hard. It's why they killed off the chick or big tall swole bearded dude right before your forced confrontation with your bro. Cleaning up shop so it's easier to make a few endings with few variations.

I wish they fixed that bug. I agreed with Kenny just about every time, but he ended up hating me at the end of the game and refused to go save Clem. Then in Season 2 he acted like he was best friends with Lee and Clem. WTF?

This, Larry was a fucking unit and was shown to be strong as fuck. He would've been a dangerous zombie as kenny said, and they were all trapped in the room with him

It's not about siding against Kenny in that moment, you should still try and save Larry. All they had to do was keep him held down while you did chest compressions. If he zombifies, then yeah, smash his head in. Didn't have to do that before he was confirmed dead, though.

>still decide to move one
>sacrifices himself for the dude that is responsible for all the shit happening to him
>gets real lucky and survives
>finds a new group and friends and girl
>Clem appears that he sees like a daughter to him
>shit happens again thanks Clem]
>new girl gets hand chopped off and an axe in the head by Clem
>still decides to go on and protect her no matter what
>until he forgets the seatbelt and dies, giving Clem time to run away
What a fucking bro.

>get a group of survivors all with varying skills as well as enough people to avoid inbreeding
>get a boat stacked with supplies
>find a small uninhabited or barely inhabited island
>start building up a new society
>strictly control the population, double tap and cremate all people upon death
>wait some years to travel back to the mainland once all the old zombies have decayed to bone and are no longer a threat
>inherit the earth
Rate my zombie survival plan

Fuck his kid. Half the reason the group has to deal with shit is because of his retarded kid.

>Better survivor
>Gets pregnant and fucking hangs herself

He died to protect the child of Lee.
He was Jesus Christ 2 all along.

TWD zombies are basically magic, they don't decay. Otherwise solid plan.

You do know "enough people" isn't dozens or even hundreds it's thousands to prevent a bottleneck.

There's multiple, developed islands near where Kenny and S1 co were that can only be accessed by boat and even more undeveloped barrier islands. While Dawn of the Dead tweest might have occurred, probably would have been better than ringing every church bell in Savannah.

They decay, the only problem is the other magic tricks, namely Ninja zombies.

Kenny. He was mentally unstable and tried to kill Jane for no good reason. What if the next time he snaps he decides to kill clem.

Or just go to some shithole in the south where nobody has any teeth, so the zombies can't bite

BOOOOOOOOOOO BE MORE FUNNY

Who thinks the Saviors weren't doomed from the beginning?

Everything goes to shit when a group is involved
It's better to survive by yourself or with a qt girl if you can

They don't decay realistically though. With their flesh all rotting their gums would rot too, their teeth would fall out rendering them unable to bite. Also once their muscles decayed they would be unable to move

You can dry it in the sun, it's already salted. Also, if you have a fire proof bowl you can use a magnifying glass

Is Clem alive by the time of the ending of the comics?

Jane on accident. I thought one of those choices was meant to fire a warning shot, but it ended up killing Jane instead. Turned out it was the best choice.

His boat plan would have been better if you had a Slugcat accompanying Clementine

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Nobody knows. The last comic chapter is some 30 years in the future, while S4 is 8 or so years after the breakout.

I wish they kept some of this cut content in the original game.

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that would never happen you dumb shit
he distrusts the whole world, but he'd die for anyone he calls family.

what is your guys plan if the zombie apocalypse actually started?

I really hoped they shove her in at some point in the end, and be it as part of Lilys group.

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The comic also started to be garbage about halfway.

I would die in the first week, I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

I think I've only been actually funny here twice in ten years.

I'd try but yeah unless I start losing weight and working out I'm fucked.

Masturbate until death, because I'm not gonna survive a single month.

Real shit? Bug the hell out and stay away from the cities. Probably be a loner, but hey, It'd be pretty alright to get with a group to survive.
Bigger shit is taking my bee-hives with me (as I am a beekeeper) and split half the hive, one half used to produce that good honey shit, the other half to be bred into hyper aggressive nigger-bees (read: Africanized Kangs, as I like to call them) and throw pots full of Kangs Greek style at any retard stupid enough to get near my shitty little hovel.

What if the cute girl is in your group?

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What if Clementine loses AJ. What if something else happens that Kenny feels justifies murder. He was a danger to Clem and any group of people he was in and Jane was right for showing that.

Assuming you mean that all the gas would have rotted I imagine they could have gone with a sail or oar system by then.

That ass is fantastic.

I'd eat it.

Poor Matt

You can totally live on a boat. SEAs do it all the time. Only thing you need is water and the ability to catch fish.

>The only determinant character in the series who can survive the entire fucking game and be safe for the rest of the series
>Everyone killed him the first chance they got due to a bullshit decision Telltale made
Why couldn't it have been Doug/Carley?

She didn't have to kill uberhaxornova

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Never played that. Heard it sucked.

If the zombie apocalypse happens and it's Walking Dead esque zombies, I think I can make it through.
If the zombie apocalypse happens and it's 28 Days Later esque zombies I'm putting a bullet straight through my head

Zombies that can run scares the fuck out of me.

Were 28 days later zombies the fast ones because I don't know how anyone survives those.Then again I don't know how anyone actually becomes a zombie in the walking dead universe because those zombies are pretty shit.

She was completely full of herself. She wanted q om 1 because she thought she would win.

I definitely killed Kenny and would probably do it again if I decide to ever do another playthrough. Fuck that crazy bastard and fuck Kennyfags
I was pretty assblasted that Jane fucking hung herself afterwards though

the surprise of the start + a lot of people are really dumb user.

Honestly people in the other seasons make Ben look like a delight.

They are stealthy as hell.

While I don't like Jane, her killing herself makes no sense to me.

Real talk. Why don't people just go solo in The Walking Dead world? Every single group is so desperate to backstab you on the slightest inconvenience that it doesn't seem worth trusting anyone
>hurr durr humanity are the real monsters
Fuck off

Daily reminder Nate survived the apolcaypse. Turns out all you have to do to survive is realize that slow moving zombies that you can walk around in circles aren't legitimate threats. Huh. How about that.

Molly did that in S1, and she probably is still alive and doing well.

Nate was such an interesting character, fuck Telltale for 86ing him in S2's development.

Its an airborne disease that everyone has that turns you into a zombie when you die, OR if you get bit by one you slowly turn into one.

Do you know how many people die everyday? It could easily jumpstart a modern day zombie apocalypse. That combined with the stealth factor and mob mentality, plus people who panic in those situations, PLUS people who would kill themselves, thus turning into zombies in the process.

Kill Kenny because he's an unhinged murderous psycho, then ditch Jane because she's a lying bitch.
This is the one true path

Becauss he went to college and got a good job in academia. Further, despite being prosecuted he never nade it to the jail.

I think it's better off he didn't appear. They'd have him killed off in some 5 second cutscene and then forget about him. Without him appearing in a future game we can at least say that he survived the outbreak.

28 Days Laters zombies are the ones that run fast yes, they are different because they are infected with a virus that makes them insanely aggressive. They will track down any uninfected and try to brutally kill them or kick the shit out of them until they are infected. The 28 Days Later rage virus has an incubation time of 10-20 seconds and is spread through bodily fluids which the infected are constantly spewing since the virus causes extreme internal bleeding. The infected also have no survival instincts so they'll hunt you down no matter what.

Nothing much was cut. Just some extra dialogue that stretched some scenes a little longer.

There are plenty of white murderers, you racist!

But she doesn't have the DDs, man!

Killed Kenny because I hated that stupid Nig baby. Kenny is an omega Vick for wanting to raise another man’s child in the zombie apocalypse. Only thing Jane did wrong was not actually leaving that stupid thing to die.

Russian pole smoker.

Can't remember the specifics or why I did it, but I killed Kenny or let her kill him or something like that. Then I found out she was setting him up to fight her so I left without her. Second go I went full Kenny because I realized the error of my ways.

Realistically speaking, she probably would be a normal person if the world was normal. A world where there are roving undead hordes and civilization being knocked down to crapping standing up levels is not good for people with mental conditions.

I'd have liked if they'd kept the option to send Ben up to help Kenny. Seems like a nice way to round out their arc together considering how it ends if you don't drop him

Would the last Yea Forums protagonist you played as survive the Walking Dead Outbreak?
Hardmode: They have to survive the 28 Days Later outbreak.

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*Omega cuck

URBAN

Well I'm playing Adept Commander Sheppard in Mass effect so I think he'd do fine.

Don't call Clem's first boyfriend a pedo

Neither because I only play as asexual characters
Nah I actually wanted to romance James but "LOL I'M SO FUCKING GAY AND LOVE MY BF UwU" and he goes full retard in EP4 if you let AJ shoot Lily

>Okami
Could probably even stop it.

>Base Goku from Fighter Z
He's alright. but he may do a dumb thing, if this is the case then a zombie goku would be terrifying.

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Sure but lily becomes way worse than him.

>Getting bit isn't an instant death sentence! Its just an infection risk.
>Also you will die of infection rapidly and become a zombie anyway.

I hated that point in the entire franchise.

T. Gay lover

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>Slugcat
>A natural survivor, part cat, part slug, has the throwing power of a high-caliber revolver and is relatively intelligent compared to a bunch of undead, shambling hordes.
Bonus points if Slugcat manages to convince a group of people to take it in as a good pet.

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Nope

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Would you really want fucking lily on your team? That bitch is fucking crazy.

Well Phoenix would probably take Maya and Pearl the first chance he got and booked it. Maybe he'd try to get a few others like Edgeworth and Gumshoe too.
Phoenix and Pearl probably wouldn't survive the first month but Maya being the cold-blooded sadistic fuck she is could probably make it. All three are fucked in the 28 Days outbreak though.

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What went wrong, jamesbros?

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His deviant sexuality

Maybe they are skybound shills. Although if they did that they would be talling us to read comic books or something.

Actually, what does Image comics have out in terms of shows or videogames these days?

>gay depressed imbecile crusade veteran from ck2
He’ll do fine

>love interest number one is wewuz
>love interest number two is dyke
>love interest number three is lolimgay

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>The Ashen One
I mean, he can't really die. Would that technically make him immune to the zombie virus? Or would it be some sort of looping hell where when he dies, he gets spawned into a bonfire, only to slowly die again because the virus is still getting to him?
Better yet, how freaked out would people be if they saw some dude in a suit of armor looking like he's constantly on the edge of catching on fire rolling around and slashing undead for their souls? Especially in, say, the Soul of Cinder's Armor?

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Gotta say, I didn't expect twd of all things to end on such a high note.

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Ben wasn't really a prick, he was a jinx. Credit where it's due though, he was believable whenever he was an ass, as in I could see a human being doing the stupid shit he was doing. Makes it easier to empathise with in comparison to to the wankers in season two.

I want to impregnate S3 Clem

I think he'll be fine either way

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Who got the Ben ending?

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Asshole S3 Clem was truly the best.,

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>And who did you let get kidnapped?
Louis

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>"Clem I've got this stay out of it"
>Kenny starts kicking her ass
>"T-time out Clem back me up here pls I don't wanna die"
If you didn't know the correct answer then and there you're a dumbass

I killed both, because they're both absolute fucking retards.

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Much less creepy than:
>Eat me! If you kill me then thr meat is no good! Eat me, Lee!

I think Leon will be fine.
youtu.be/oi3KaxTlbuM?t=95

Kenny, without a doubt. Absolute fucking hypocrite.

Would the spirits of walkers also became zombified or is it just the walkers.
In that case we can create a crackpot plan where we smear walker guts over Maya and Pearls and have them channel the spirits of two walkers to mimic them perfectly and have them go through the horde and somehow get Phoenix to follow them loosely. The only issue would be how to get the spirits out of them.

user she is only 13!
At least Season 4 Clem is 17, she's legal in most country.

Kenny was never wrong.

You can always do like I did and get no love interest and just friends.
If all the choices suck, reject them.

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>My face when I picked all the bad options for her then immediately left her to be eaten by zombies
She filled me with disgust, what was wrong with her?

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How the fuck does gasoline rot

>Has gone to center of the zone 2 times
>Killed over 200 pepole
>Fastest man on earth
>Can carry 49.9 kg and still run fast
>Eats one sausage a day
>Can survive falls of 3 story tall buildings
>Slav

Yep i think he can make it.

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jane pretended to kill a baby to provoke kenny to fight her, proving that kenny is mad. before we know that, we're lead to believe she actually did kill it. so obviously i killed her

Autism, probably.

Ah men of taste I see
I'm not attracted to underage girls but they made Clem very cute in S3

get fucked you sub-70 IQ faggot

Jane wasn't entirely wrong. Kenny was off the hinges a couple of tea before that scene.

You see her cute again at the end of Season 4 in a flashback, only one year after.
it's kinda funny she use the beta model of Season 4 Clem.

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>A soulless, emotionless, empty-eyed """Kang""" who can weaponize the souls of enemies it leeches off of
>VS a bunch of brainlets with advanced gangrene and a bunch of dudes with guns/spears/bows
Not only would it survive, It'd thrive.

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one year after S3*

Maybe if he becomes zombified he respawns as a walker from there on.
Sounds pretty terrifying to have an unkillable Ashen walker.

What does determinant mean?

Has seen worse

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Dick was perfect in everyway!

lol

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Imagine:
>Sitting alone at camp with some random kid, keeping an eye out for any zombie horde that comes on by
>Suddenly see an orange glow in the tree-line
>Holy fuck its a dude in armor
>And he's on fire
>Decide to shoot the shambling abomination down
>It turns to ash
>Whatinthegoddamn.mp3
>Decide it was probably so burnt that the moment the bullet punctured the steel helmet of the zombie the whole thing just disintergrated
>You see it again
>yfw

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>the Chosokabe clan
If they rush Heaven and Earth yes

shes going to shoot through her hand

If you kept some in airtight containers it might last. Otherwise it goes off, lighter hydrocarbons evaporate, some of it reacts with oxygen in the air I think, it just generally breaks down and goes bad. It'd get worse over time and I think I've read that pretty much all diesel and petrol would be unusable after a couple of years at most.

And now all their feminist icon has to look forward to is more SFM/Blender porn.

post the webm i dare you
you know which one
the forbidden TWD one.

This one?

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The player decides at one or more points if they live or die.

I speak to you faggots all day long I think I know autism

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Killed Jane and left Clem in Wellington.

Most kino ending,i t's what Lee would have wanted.

THIS IS A FACT.

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>Sorry Tripp bro, I had to kill Conrad down in the tunnels because he went crazy!
>Damn that's fucked up but I guess it had to happen
>Next episode
>ey yoo Tripp, Javi killed Conrad btw
>WHAAAAT THE FUGGG BRUH HOW COULD YOU REEEEEEEEEEE

Truly a masterpiece of a game, bravo Telltale.

I'm honestly not sure if Lee would be so quick to let Clementine loose. You can't even answer Vernon with a yes with the idea of him taking Clementine off your hands (which is weird because the game was filled with empty promises). I think it'd take him a bit of convincing to let go.

Its still a carbon solution. After about 5 years gasoline ferments and becomes useless for engine fuel.

It's a good ending.
Leaving with Kenny is also a good ending.
They are touching and great endings.

I still can't comprehend the mindset of someone that killed Kenny instead of Jane.

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>The cancer patients stole it and it apparently didnt work for them
Where do you learn this?
Is it in one of the later episodes

Don't Bonnie and Arvo indirectly kill half your party while being made out as sympathetic characters?

I should have come down to luke and kenny at the end.
Jane was retarded

The 500 days DLC has them in. They ended up in a motor in that gets overrun by walkers. And the leader of them died before I think.

I'd say you could use it to indirectly make people think about other things related to it like the tv show, but it's been years since I've seen anyone talk about the show and I honestly don't know if it's still getting new episodes or not.

That would have been interesting, maybe not as a fight like in Jane's case, but if you had to choose between saving luke or kenny from something, like at the beginning of season 1 where you had to save doug or carley

It's shoped

S1 makes a point to show while Clem is entirely dependant on Lee for survival Lee is just as dependant on Clem albeit emotionally and routinely shows glimpses of Lee's rage being monstrous. TWD does a lot of "people are the real monsters" shit but Lee flew into a rage and murdered the dude fucking his wife before all this zombie shit, so he's a "monster" day one with only Clementine to stop him becoming something far, far worse
The game presents murdering a crazy raped women to stop her mouthing off about how Clem isn't your real daughter as perfectly in character, same as murdering both brothers, one in complete cold blood
Only a dozen weeks in and he throws Lily out to die of exposure, not to mention when she's kidnapped
The most out of character thing he does it not fly off the handle and kick the shit out of Ben immediately for abandoning Clementine
If Clementine was bit and died Lee would quickly succomb to his inner rage, that's why they position the murder and rescuing the little girl off each other, it's a sort of atonement redemption arc

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kenny's a lunatic who treats clem way too much like an adult than is healthy and borders on abusive at times for the fact he's dealing with a literal fucking child, but he consistently comes through for her and was literally right all along. sacrifices his life in pretty much every scenario where you treat him like a human being
>jane
leaves a baby alone in a zombie-infested blizzard to provoke kenny while everyone is in extreme danger of dying to make a point and justify murdering kenny. will kill herself at the first possible bump in the road after all her spiel about survival; the ultimate unterfrau. janefags are not good people. do not trust someone who will pick and defend jane's bullshit just because they could

No, she leaves on a raft.
I told her if I seen her again I'd kill her buut that ain't happening

BUSHIDO

Well, the comic ended and the Rick actor left the show. It's still getting episodes but I woudn't be surprised if the end it soon.

the face of chaotic evil

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I honestly didn't dislike Ben all that much, he's a teenage boy bound to do stupid shit. He has a full comprehension of the horror of what's going on but not the emotional maturity to really handle it. He's given the responsibilities of an adult but he's also treated as a kid. Him BTFOing Kenny was great though. Still pissed about how he died, but oh well.

I unironically think a Water type Pokemon would be one of the most useful things to have in a zombie outbreak
>High water pressure, can blast walkers away easily
>Infinite pure, clean water.
>Having a bro to keep you going.

ben looks like shaggy, and so i took his side because that amuses me

>Get away with it all
Lol no
>Is the only survivor of 20+ group of trained soldiers
>Lost a boat that probably took months to restore to working condition
>Lost a boat-load of food, water, building supplies, guns, and several horses plus equipment to care for the horses
>All to a group of fucking kids

If her shitty raft gets Lilly back to her shitty community, she'll be tried and court-martialed if she isn't lynched by her own people then and there. She's right back where she was when Lee ditched her on the side of the road.

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>Infinite pure, clean water.
When has this ever been stated the water is pure and clean?

>shopped ass
hahaha

Well see that's the thing: Wouldn't that just mean they're hollow? They're already technically undead, and technically the undead they're surrounded with are also hollow.
This is some mental gymnastic shit, but would they really be immune to viruses and shit since they're really just the ashes of undead cobbled all together?

Because it is the only way these people can possibly find a black man relatable, much less likable and- dare I say it- human. To insist that this one particular person was an exception and therefore IS a person.

There is a lot of garbage coming from the SJW side, but they arent wrong that there are genuinely still people that can barely see men and women as human so long as they are also "black" (definition differs, hence how full of crap that label is as a litmus test of a person).

Racism is still around. And before anyone goes on about judging white people, men, heterosexuals, or all of the above, yes, racism is still around. It doesnt have any one focus.

>Went into S4 expecting to hate Louis
>End up liking him the most because he's one of the few funny non-asshole characters, and when he is an asshole it's presented as a reasonable reaction to the insane survivor personalities Clem and AJ have
>Saving him leads to the golden ending where everyone is happy and violet recovers from her blindness.

Nate and Russel would've been a much better dynamic than whatever the fuck we got in the final season.

2B could probably singlehandedly wipe out enough zombies that civilization rises from the ashes.

Arthur Morgan seems like he'd be resourceful enough to survive.
He's a great shot, knows how to hunt, and could just huck off out into the middle of nowhere until the whole thing blows over.

As long as they both survive.
I want a game where the two just fuck around in the outbreak.

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>murdering a crazy raped women to stop her mouthing off about how Clem isn't your real daughter
When was this? I don't remember that all though it's been a long time since I've played it

*fuck

I didn't even realise that was them

The crazy lady in the woods who steals Clementines hat and claims she'll take clementine back and claims you stole Clem from her
youtu.be/D_npneoMOj8?t=294

>the electric man
Depends, probably no electricity so he can spam bolts much, but if he can, he pretty much can clear the fuck out of them.
Plus he got good parkour skills, so evasion's not too hard.
Though if a conduit gets bit, do they become a superpowered zombie? In 2's DLC, he was a vampire with powers.

What about the TB?

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How come only Season 1 was good? Feels like every other season just didn't match up to the original.

I was assuming he was healthy and alone in this senario.
If he has contracted TB, then it probably plays out largely the same but he dies of tb at the end instead of surviving.

All the writers left and they had to get new ones

If you consider S4 canon, it's Lily for sure. She was interesting as a character in S1. Even at the very end, she could still be seen as nuanced.
But the new game made her into an antagonist without soul. A one-note character.

Should've guessed, most of Telltale's games started sucking hard after season 1 come to think of it

Except Kenny wasn't really losing his mind, you fell for the ruse the game was pulling by having the actual nutjob NPC's of season 2 merely claiming he was nuts over and over so you too would fall for it.

NPCs who didn't even know him, NPCs who nearly shot a small child and locked her in a shed with no medical treatment, NPCs who were too inconsiderate to tell their teenage daughter about the outside world, NPCs who wasted time getting drunk and feeling sorry for theirself, NPCs who stupidly killed an innocent bystander who was trying to help them due to being so incompetent, NPCs too busy fucking each other to spot incoming zombies, NPCs so disloyal that they abandon you when they get the chance.

Kenny was going thru some shit sure, but he was correctly coming up with plans, calling shots and ultimately saving the day. It was disgusting how they even dared to even play with the idea of making Kenny crazy in that shitty second season, but even with that, Kenny was right about everything, from Darvo, to Jane to Wellington.

For real though Season two should have never been made, story should have just ended with the first season. The whole premise of the game, from the start, was always about Lee and his redemption, no reason to continue the series after he is dead, unless you somehow have him survive, which would have been fine, if they kept the same writers from the original game maybe, but they didn't and the latter episodes were utter rushjobs, so it would have probably still sucked.

Season 4 was better though

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S1>S2>>>S3>>>>>>S4
>inb4 muh S4 was better than S2 and S3
Your opinion is shit.

Luke wasn't a G, he was a dumbass fuck up who talked the the talk but couldn't walk the walk, and he died an embarrassing death, like his incompetent buddy. Luke wasn't even fit to sniff Lee's ass.

pedo

No it wasn't, not to mention that it makes no sense without the first season, unlike with Season 3 which could just be a stand alone from all the other seasons to be honest, not that it was good either.

bote

Jane. The shitstorm this ending created on v was hilarious. None of the other seasons even compared

that is what makes him white

They do decay. Just super slow. They become nonfunctional if they dont eat anything though.

Best bet is to group up with family and friends as soon as possible. Go to stores and take food and other necessities. Cities are fucked so your best bet is to find a town close by or something.

is season 3 and worth it at all?
from what i've seen i've already judged it to be shit

i will group up with you if you are able to fire bees as projectiles, use clouds of bees as distractions, etc.

Just watch a playthrough of it on YouTube

lol, no.

It's shit

You bet your ass I will
Maybe not The Pain tier bee control but clouds of bees as distractions and pots full of bees are gonna be a distinct form of defense
You see there's even historical significance since IIRC, the Greeks even threw pots of snakes and bees and anyone trying to siege their shit, causing panic in the ranks of the enemies because, well, bronze armor doesn't really protect against a bunch of pissed off africanized group of kangz.
Just if you plan on bringing kids, keep them away from the hives. I don't want some brainlet fucking around with them only to be stung to death because the bees thought it was some retard trying to grab at their honey.

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agreed

He was an unreasonable douchebag.

>GTA III
Yeah I think a remorseless gun toting killer will do just fine. He won't make any friends, though.

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just flip onto the moon lmao

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Does anyone have any info on the scrapped Season 2? Apparently it was more disturbing and much better than the one we got.

This vid shows it best

youtube.com/watch?v=SrTSwKf3yMA

>Better to Sleep
>that music

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In Season 2 the game tried to paint Kenny off as crazy and paranoid but even if you go against him it shows that he was right about fucking EVERYTHING. Was this intentional or poor writing? Because it really felt the game was treating Kenny like he was retarded but everything he said about other people was 100% correct even when he was being a dick

i heard in developers notes they intended for Kenny to have Carver's role in the story but the idea was scrapped, if i had to guess, this idea was never fully scrapped.

I remember how many of you cucks thought the nice guy from S2 was a secret pedo

You know, for some reason this was a bleak reminder that everything is temporary and we're all going to die.
I hate it.

i really wanted luke to impregnate clem

It's more like they needed to make him retroactively right in order to justify him being a crazy psycho. As if that makes it okay that they completely butchered his character.

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it's alright

Gigabased and warrior-pilled.

Housing would need to be mandatory curfew and locked door policy in case someone decides to die in their sleep or neck themselves.
You'll still probably have to outsource some breeding at some point to get rid of inbreeding risk (could go the Amazonian/Viking route and just kidnap mainland survivors strictly for breeding; a bit morbid and unethical, but it's the apocalypse).
Most small uninhabited islands are in the Caribbean or the Keyes, and aren't exactly good land to grow staple food on (there's a reason they're uninhabited).

Otherwise decent plan I suppose.

>With their flesh all rotting their gums would rot too, their teeth would fall out rendering them unable to bite
And is that why skulls still have their teeth in them all these years after the flesh has decomposed?

sushi?

We found out in the 400 Days DLC it was a bad idea

you think people haven't eaten raw meat for thousands of years?
healthy, raw animal meat and blood is about as nutritious and healthy as it gets. you could do a lot worse in a survival scenario

>There’s no real endgame for a fulfilling life in the wasteland outside of reproduction/rebuilding
>There are multiple examples of characters who did that but joined the first group they saw out of loneliness
>Preexisting emotional attachments
>Most people make emotional attachments before they get betrayed.
>Wanting to retain humanity
>Even then there’s practicality issues like how to transport supplies singlehandedly/how to keep others out of your stationary position.
>There was probably a decent chunk of survivalists who just didn’t properly account for zombies
If anybody actually made it more than a year in alone and doesn’t want company, company is not finding them

>heavy
I don't think zombies can outsmart bullet.

>She challenged Kenny in honorable combat
>pulls out a knife

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Because racism is valid and can be statistically backed up. Your armchair psychologist garbage is meaningless.

The only thing you can try and do is try to prove it's bad on moralistic grounds, or if you're completely braindead, try to argue around it, but you absolutely refuse to do the former and just post the kind of airy nonsense found in your post for the latter so public opinion will continue to move away from you.

>JC Denton
If properly built he could probably solo the entire population of the world if they all got instantly zombified.
>but much oceans
>implying swimming wasn’t maxed when min-maxing

Nigga this isn't feudal Japan.

I liked Jane more than Kenny but holy shit Telltale's writing for her was the worst thing ever.

Well, yeah that's what separates combat from a simple fight.

wtf

>kombat
ftfy

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So let me get this straight.
>jane and kenny fight
>jane doesn't believe kenny if Mcguffin land exists
>tries to kill him
>kenny basically never lied and only told the truth through this entire season
>is "crazy" the one time he's scared for his life and maybe clementine's/baby/zane life
>jane adds fuel to his fire and tries to kill him
that's it right?

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...

The chad survival samurai

I would sacrifice the entirety of the cabin crew besides pete for ben

>thread makes me want to play season 4 just to see how bad it gets
>realise I don't even remember if I played season 3
Season 1 was lightning in a bottle.

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I didn't do anything, Jane killed herself with her stupid plan.

ben had personality and soul and felt like a true genuine well written fuckup
other characters were forcibly made retarded and borderline seemed retarded. Also wtf happened in season 3?

>"Alvin" Jr.
My boy Carver Junior knows killing is always the right answer.

yeah and then she hangs herself LMAO

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Which is way better than kenny if he lives.

>not killing women at every opportunity you get

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The patrician choice

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A boat will usually have a kitchen... at the very least a hotplate will do everything

Raw fish is fucking FILLED with parasites, they can survive with a shit ton inside them, almost all wild caught fish has some

>"playing" past the 3rd season
2 was already pushing it

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The good writers left right after TWD S1, S2 was fucked either way.

>Shoot Kenny because I didn't want him to murder someone in a blind rage even if she was a piece of shit
>Cry my eyes out full of regret as Clem listen's to Kenny's final words
>Jane reveals her bullshit
>So fucking pissed that I wanted to tell her to fuck off
>She begs for forgiveness
>Stay silent
>Clem walks away
>Good en-wait why the fuck is Jane following me
>Get her fucking ending

WHY

IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DOES STAYING SILENT TO SOMEONE BEGGING AND CRYING FOR FORGIVENESS THEN WALKING AWAY MEAN YOU FORGIVE THEM

WHAT THE FUCK TELLTALE

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>janefags

Will you do me a favor and reprimand your mother for drinking so much when she was pregnant with you.?

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The boat they were after was literally an open weekend fishing boat. It was like 12 feet long. It was like standing in a trailer.

>shooting kenny
you get what you deserve
you've made your bed, now lie in it

jane

>>Cry my eyes out full of regret as Clem listen's to Kenny's final words
That happened? All he said to me when I pointed the gun at his face was "Just do it already."
God that felt good, I hated Kenny.

S2 should have taken place in that boat. It would be like a Harold Pinter play.

That's because you decide to let him kill Jane first.

The Bitch that killed Carlie (or whatever her name was). Ben was just a dumb kid who wanted to help out.

Lilly killed Carly. I left her ass.

Still makes no sense that they went away from that vision. Luke and Kenny were already shown to have animosity toward each other.

>pete
Man I totally forgot him. Now I'm pissed again, because they killed off the only likable character from the cabin group after 20 minutes. Good god S2 was such a fuck up

Didn't they change the writer almost every episode for S2? I do remember that S3 at least had a very different concept from the first shown trailer to the finished game.

>Didn't they change the writer almost every episode for S2?
Can't really remember that, but after skimming through the writers list on Wikipedia it doesn't seem like that was the problem. The problem was that almost all good writers left

series went to shit half-way through season 2. Did they murder season 1's writers or something?

Any apocalypse-like situation in our world has shown that the only people who survive are the ones that stick together
Being some cool lone wolf literally isn't possible in reality. You are going to die

>minecraft player
He won't be bitten but probably die from fall damage or some shit

>jane and kenny fight
>jane doesn't believe kenny if Mcguffin land exists
Those a right but it's more like
>Kenny has been going off the rails and been acting like a violent madman for the last couple of episodes
>Jane thinks he's going to become Carver 2.0 becoming a danger to her, Clem, and AJ in the near future and wants to prove this to Clem
> She pretends AJ dies in the car accident they were just in sending Kenny in a violent rage
>Gets into a vicious fight which can result in Jane's death if you don't intervene
>Only afterwards do we find out that Kenny was right all along about Mcguffin land existing
>Doesn't matter because it falls apart after a couple of months anyway

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