Hang on bro

NNNNENNENENNENNENNEEED A MEDIC OVER HERE

Downloading Dolphinporn.wav 1/856

>Join server.
>Get a kill.
>Sound file plays.
>"Hahah oh oh nigger tummies! Nigger nigger tummies haHAWhaeeheeehoo!"

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The phrase "sending client info" still brings happiness to me even after 15 years

>join active game
>chalkboard has default motd
>hear scout critical death sound
every fucking time

>tfw nostalgic for ads when Id enter a server
How did it come to this

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>join server
>hear a Spy dying
EVERY TIME

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>that shit blocks the entire steam software too

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aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaah...!!!!

AAAAAaahh.

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>exit spawn
>sentries watching
>sniper locked in
every time

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>get into the server
>M M M MONSTER KILL
>falling from height death sound
>combine BEEEEEEP
>HEV suit charging up sound
>everyone spamming chat activated sounds

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God I miss the old Steam aesthetic.

Zoom zoom won't understand

>when a glitch is so iconic, it's in the earliest footage of the game found.
youtu.be/4ddJ1OKV63Q?t=470

Node graph out of date
Rebuilding

oh man, I sure miss the golden days of HL2DM

pirates cove high kill competitive

Why did they put in a decorative cancel button that doesn't do anything?

>join server
>have to download dozens of custom high detail models that only the admins can use
i recently cleaned out my harddrive. my gmod folder was OVER 150 GIGABYTES BECAUSE OF ALL THESE SERVERS DOING BULLSHIT LIKE THIS.

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>those fags who run only gravity gun + grenades

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>finished downloading custom map
>server already changed maps

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>low gravity dm_killbox
hell yea motherfucker

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>*Alt+Tabs*

Too real

fucking real

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How do I delete all of this stuff that a server makes you download? I was on a Death Run server and it was lame so I left and will pretty much never rejoin. Where do I go to get rid of the extra stuff and is there a way to tell if I deleted the right stuff?

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>replace every custom model in the downloads folder with a basic one and a very special basic model that has "I am gay" on its back so I know who the extra special vip admins are

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go to your steamapps folder and delete the folder sharing the name of the game.

>downloads quake sounds 600 times because every server had a different filename

>Guy keeps blaming team
>Greg: !playsound idiot
>youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ plays

youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

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>downloading:Cheater's_lament_fag.png
>downloading:Cheater's_lament_dildo.png
>downloading:Cheater's_lament_bitch.png

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>Join a server
>Go on killing spree
>Sultry lady starts announcing milestones
>"Killing spree~"
>"Multikill!~"
>"Godlike~~!!!"
>WICKED SICKHAA~~!!!"
>"RRRGH HOLY SHIT *climax*~~~!!!!!"

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Over 10 years later I still find this stuff impressive and interesting as hell.

>AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAAAHHHRGGHHHH
>*sentry shooting noise*
>*beep beep beep* *beep beep beep* *MOO*
>*dispenser sound*
>HELP NOWWW *sniper shot* AAAH NYAAA DAAAH
>ripper you little

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COUPONBUG DOT COM

>downloading ballsofsteel.mp3
>followed by 500 other sounds
just let me in i don't need the sounds

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I WANNA GO BACK

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2Fort... home...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dWPPgHj8rM

MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER KILL KILL KILL kill

*BEEP*

KILLING IS MY BUSINESS LADIES AND BUSINESS IS GOOOD

Source character animations still impress me, really made all those games like Dark Messiah and VTM:B age pretty well

community servers were the height of video games

fuck what they did to tf2 servers, fuck matchmaking and fuck the cs:go-esque campaigns

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it's literally exactly the same right now. You'd need to accept a crowbcat video as your only reality to think going back would change anything significantly

Thanks doc.

Danke, herr doktor

>*AWPer Hand shot sound* + *sniper pain noise* loop

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>It came from UT99
What?! I played that game until my brain melted! How did I not know about a sexy female announcer?!

>Server is full.

the sexy voice is from the sequel, not the original

no it didn't, it came from UT2004

>Dropped due to slot reservation

i remember hosting a server on Goldeneye: Source like a decade ago and it had cheats enabled so i gave myself noclip and god and everyone was mad haha

What the fuck was her problem?

needed a good ol dicking