I really can't wait any longer!

I really can't wait any longer!

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What if you hate Splatoon

>28fps
>200k sales world wide life to date

>comparing this xeno looking shit to Splatoon
Polygon needs to be bombed

dicks and crows?

>polygon

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Better?

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Well thats just the thing Nintendo dosnt do new franchises. Name one besides Splatoon?

ARMS

Wasn’t there something called like Codename Project Steam or something? Did that go anywhere?

>franchise

Are you just making stuff up?

ARMS
Badge arcade
Sushi Striker
The Wonderful 101
Boxboy
Dillon's Rolling Western
Daemon x Machina

Lincoln vs Aliens didn't go anywhere because it was terrible

>eShop games

Any real IPs?

It has merchandise and a comic. Its a franchise

Like half of those aren't even eShop games you brainless shitposter.

Yeah let me continue this list after I found my goalposts. I think somebody has moved them.

4/7 are

I hope it sells like Splatoon as well, but that's obviously not going to happen. Now fuck off Platinum and show Bayo 3 already you scaredy-cats.

Doesn't "franchise" imply a continuing series...

How is that not roughly a half?

Rekt

Of the other 3, one is unreleased and 2 are flops

I hope that goalpost isnt too heavy for your limp wrists

Nintendo puts out the most New IPS out of all developers in the industry.

The issue is that the industry generally tries to sabotage them right out of the gate. See Pandora's Tower, Codename S.T.E.A.M, ARMS, The Wonderful 101, and Ever Oasis.

>badge arcade
>boxboy
>dillon's rolling western

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Those all flopped because they were bad games, not because they were "sabotaged", schizo

Most of those weren't developed by Nintendo though

And I'd like to see the comparison list that doesn't include mobile app tier games that only appeared on the 3DS eShop, because obviously the other guys would never release something like Boxboy outside of mobile.

>Haha stupid Nintendo doesn't have any new IPS that aren't on the e-shop and are a commercial success except for Splatoon and the upcoming Astral Chain and Daemon x Machina, but for some reason we're not counting upcoming games.

meant for

If it sells it probably will be

That's strange. I thought I just saw my goalposts right here when looking for them, but now that I'm here they seemed to have moved even further...

Wonderful 101 was great though, real problem with that one is that no one played it because it was in the fucking WiiU and even there it sold badly do to poor marketing and bad press.

You just made this joke and it wasn't funny the first time

I am.....forgotten

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Of those, only Splatoon is 1st party

>shitty camera
>bad and too bad minigames
>QTEs
>stance switching is garbage

It's not comedy, you retard. I'm calling yopu out for moving the goalsposts.

Now stop moving the godddamn goalposts.

>only just got to the time skip in Fire Emblem, just as this and the rest of the shit coming in September is upon me
I assume that it is the middle of the game, so i'm going to be juggling so much shit in the next month

Using the context of new IP = new franchise that the picture is showing, then it is a new franchise even if there's only one game.

Did nintendo actually fund this or is it a timed exclusive?
I'm not buying a switch until SMT5 and even then, I'm on the ropes due to balancing issues in SMT4

Nintendo funded and owned. It's not even the Bayonetta 2 situation where Sega owns the I.P and can do whatever they want with it as long as they don't use Bayonetta 2 assets.

It's completely owned by Nintendo, it's like W101.

The fact that Nintendo doesn't want to drag their good IPs through the gutter with low effort mobile-tier trash on the eShop is not indicative of a company who is putting out quality material in the form of new IP. It's just them releasing garbage. Wonderful 101 isn't even Nintendo, it's Kamiya fulfilling his boyhood dream of making a comicbook sentai game, which probably came about as an agreement for making Bayonetta 2 exclusive. They didn't even fully fund the game, it was a joint production with Platinum

The only game on that list that I'd give you credit as being a fully Nintendo, non-mobile shit game is ARMS, which is just Punch-out with a retarded gimmick

>Waaaaah its too hard!

Literally you.

It's out,so go buy it if you can't wait.

???

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No. You'll see in a month.

Woops, My mistake, I thought about Control release. Mea culpa.

Have the reviewers said how long the game is?

wake me up when it's on darkumbra

May break my bones

6 hours including 2 hours of cutscenes

It's our in just over two weeks, and has received maybe 1/10th of the coverage Astral Chain has. I want it to do well, user, but it's just not going to happen.

mecha is very niche

>60 shekels for barely 6 hours of gameplay
>paying 10 dollars per hour of game
How is this not a fucking scam? How is this allowed?

Don't know if gullible or baiting but it actually has 50h

>Backpedaling and Damage Control
No it fucking doesn't you retarded shill

ARMS and W101

I'm definitely buying when it comes out. I'm hoping to get in some lobbies with /m/ and Yea Forums

Thanks for reminding me to order this

>trusting reviews instead of your own experience
Stop this shit

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>Going 100% blind into a game you're not sure you'll enjoy or not just to form an opinion.
Great way to waste money, fag.
Reviews exist to give players an idea of what the game is like. Gameplay videos help with that too.
If you don't look at every bit of information of a game you're not familiar with before buying it you're just playing Russian Roulette.

Don't you still have to eat those dicks and crows?