ITT characters that are literally you

ITT characters that are literally you.

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Post pics of your sister

If that's literally you then I'd literally kick your pathetic ass into doing something productive with your life.
Entitled shit.

isn't it amazing how you can tell someone is a manlet just by reading how they type?

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This would be funnier if that was his girlfriend.

Me in the doorway.

Post tfw americans
>wearing shoes INDOORS

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I wish i was big Little Pete!

wagie ragie

American here, I wear shoes in bed

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Do americans really wear shoes inside their own house?

I don’t care that I only earn $2 an hour, that’s irrelevant. You’re an entitled faggot and i’d cave your fucking skull in you little zoomer shitter

You animal.

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>magazines
Was gtav made in the 90s or something? I never see anyone with magazines ever

Most of the people I know take their shoes off

Neck yourself

*rapes your male ass*

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Can I lick your asshole, user?

I bet you haven't even updated your journal.

I didn't even know this and I'm american
At most I'll slip on some flip flops to go into the kitchen

>I only earn $2 an hour
lol, faggot manlet

Fuck off u fat digusting smelly 500 pound ugly man

>At most I'll slip on some flip flops
So what, you walk around barefooted all the time? That's disgusting.

Fag

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>getting raped in the ass by his boss
>lol you cucks are lazy

Seek help dude.

Holy fuck why haven’t u an heroed yet ur holy kek that’s embarrassing
I made $500 in 2 hours from a shitty commission lmao of some degenerates fetish lmao at ur life

I sometimes do when wearing jeans. It prevents the bottoms of my pant legs dragging on the floor and fraying, at least for a while.

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a-are you cute irl?

Who the fuck wears shoes in their house other than old boomers?

Lol mods banned me for this. I have ways around it haha

>tfw zoomer NEET
feels good, keep ragie, boomer wagie

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I pretty much always have socks on, but if I'm barefoot i make sure to wash my feet

Your jeans should NEVER go past your ankle while you're standing.

literally

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Get better jeans

>I only earn $2 an hour

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You're supposed to wear flip flops ALL the time, you uncivilized ape.
>walking on socks
Oh my God

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>was literally his age in 2013, was living at home and played games all day
It hurted bros

Also, anyone entered the house at Micheal see tracy talkinh in her room with a boy and they slam the door shut and there's sex noises?

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Imagine being a third worlder.

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I only have the best, Duluth Trading Company.
What are highwaters?

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Do you wear gloves at all times too? I typically don't wear anything when I'm at home. Maybe a huge shirt if it's a bit cool

It wasn't worth it.

Guests will generally keep their shoes on in somebody else's home here in Burgerland unless theyre muddy or something or the host is a spaz and requests them to take their shoes off. As for individuals, ive known quite a few that leave their shoes on, but also quite a few that dont. I personally dont. Its a preference thing really. Its extremely common with blacks to leave their shoes on though, probably because they drop 3 paychecks on a pair.

literally me

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>still being a doomer
>he didn't evolved into a hooker yet

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I am , and I still insist on guests taking their shoes off in my apartment. They often walk across the grass in my complex, where there's dog shit.

Holy based

tits or gtfo

I recognize that air conditioner.

except no gf

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C

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Have sex

>Uggs and Shorts
I don't know why but that always bothered me.

U

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dilate

>earthquake happens
>everyone quickly evacuates their homes to a nearby clearing with whatever they were wearing at the time
>as the excitement dies down, people start checking up on one another, seeing if everyone in the neighborhood made it
>slowly, every pair of eyes fixates on the same person
>a small, fat, balding man standing there stark naked, staring off into space, still in shock
>his right had still slowly stroking his limp dick absentmindedly

Except im a guy

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>Shoes inside

Literally WHY, Americans?

You walk with those shoes outside where there's all kinds of grime, mud and shit and then go inside and step on a carpet, or even get on a sofa with the shoes on.

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(You)

I'm asexual, there are no characters that represent me.

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No user you forgot one thing about manlets. They like to project their manletness on other by calling others little. Same reason why they sit on big chairs.

>manlet
>salarylet

jesus christ

>Rejecting entitlement isn't manly
Not when the payrate game ridiculous.
I understand you were defending my argument but your defense uses little logic and more emotion.
Damn.

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get it together jimmy

>ywnb such a ripe, desirable person
It hurts.

>Rejection entitlement isn't manly
Being a man won't make you taller Mr. user.

whats it like being so short?

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have height

>Short being associated with a resistance to entitlement
Elaborate.

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It has nothing to do with it Mr. user that's why it won't make you taller. Come on keep up.

We need someone posting links to that shit right now.
The universe has called for his glorious blonde mane.

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t. Steve Urkel