Who are your favorite video game Twitch streamers, Yea Forumsros? For me it's Calebhart42

>roiding for this

>this skin

Why the fuck would you juice up when all you do of your time is replay the same 25 years old games over and over again

What’s an aircut haha yah man go cut that air haha

jesus his skin is such a fucking mess. being on gear doesn't have to look this desperate. Like just clean your fucking self and don't abuse cheap ass mass gainer powders that are turboloaded with shitty b24, which everyone fucking knows causes breakouts. Fuck, gordon ramsay looking fuck

>streamers who get around 1k-4k viewers
>don't even fucking read chat
>don't even react to people subbing or donating unless it;s like $500
>chat is legit filled with underage fucks who just spam LULW

It's much better to hang out in stream that get like 30-200 views. At least people are actually talking to eachother. I don't get why you would go into a stream just to spam stupid fucking emotes every 5 seconds.

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He is richer than you are and has fucked more women than you ever will.

What an insecure looset. And he is sucking up to the agdq trannys.

>Uneven nails

>that acne
Yikes cool it on the roids bro

he's actually looking good now

>fucked more women
Pretty sure he's gay.

and yet you’re here and white knighting an /incel/ without getting your name read out in the chat...

Dude, unless you're that faggot himself, why do you feel the need to whiteknight that gaylord on internet?
Are you in love with roidman?

Watching streamers allows me to vicariously play video games without needing to buy and download them. It also allows me to shit talk the video game. It's like a movie night but with video games instead. What's wrong with it?

Winter
Turin

>tfw going to gym in a few minutes
Any tips, guys?

If by looking good, you mean looking like a 12 year old on roids, you are correct.

This dumb nigger doesn't realize how bad he looks with his hair gelled up revealing his giant wrinkled ofrhead.

Literally looks 1000% percent better with his hair down/bangs

twitch.tv/powerfulnoun

this guy

Start with bar.
Focus on form.
Don't egolift.
Use free weights.
Read the sticky

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Don't act like an gymcel or people will clown you all the time.

>favorite streamers
The ones who take their clothes off for money. Watching people play games over the interwebs is gay.

What if I hope to be someones favorite streamer someday?

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I have never watched a streamer, only stream highlights on youtube. I like simulation/comfy games like stardew valley. Any streamer recommendations?

Love me some salty (You)'s

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Caleb “Rage Cage” Hart is one of the only good speedrunners left at GDQ. They even tried to get rid of him and he btfo them.

I've been playing games all my life nothing really engages me like it used to so I just play some variety streamer on the side while I'm playing/doing stuff so I have something to bounce my attention to once I get bored of looking at the game.

Good luck. Young people are fucking losers these days
>what you want for your birthday little Tyler?
>I want a pre-paid visa card so I can donate to twitch streamers!

lol, fuck off "old man". You being 28 years old does not make you wiser than anybody else on this site.

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brote ampill

Caleb is literally 5'2 lmao

This old man's played more Vidya then pretty much anyone on this board and is great socially. Ya blow kid

never skip head day

I love Caleb's streams and chat. One of the few red pilled streams you can find.

Anyone here stream?

I stream my games against AI in sc2.

>>I want a pre-paid visa card so I can donate to twitch streamers!
I bet the parents are praying every night that that's the only thing their kids want.

>speedrunning
kek
is there a more degenerate form or human activity?

I'm trying to find 1 game to stream and stick to but I legit can't find one, and my current viewerbase only cares about monster hunter and I dont know if I can bring myself to play that for years. I did have art made for a banner which I really like

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>Get an aircut
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRUH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD OHNONONONONO

I like when he said NGB was gonna make a main appearance, then got a PB and fucked off.

Yikes bro that layout makes you look like a turbo normie.

holy shit you're a faggot lmao

nice roid zits lmao

You sound like a boring ass streamer. I hope you stay with that 10 viewership.

go in with a basic starting plan of doing like 3 exercises with 5 sets each, then leave if you feel uncomfortable

repeat each trip taking on a new exercise to learn and improve on

there, the gym is now your adulthood playground

Basically, but I can't really risk not appearing as one and getting caught up in whatever drama down the line.

40/50 average

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Is acne a sign of roids?

dont make fun of us small head bros, we can't help it

ph1lza is pretty based

I don't see Calebhart here so I don't have to listen.

Your favorite runner is a washed up MMX speedrunner who fails at WRs as hard as he fails at keeping a gf?

He can't even bad PB FF7 meme% without fucking it up.

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thought it said "make out with your parent"

Some of them are pretty funny, though. More entertaining than some films.
youtu.be/EhKXCrV2eJw

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hes hot desu

>tfw saw this live
I was dying

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Limmy

KAGE

>gymcel
what

>looks like a lumberjack
>sounds like a nerd on HRT
Appearances can be deceiving

When you hate women so much you have sex with all of the emotionally/psychically frail twinks in the gym showers.

>find love

excuse miss, but would you like to fuck?

>get slapped

WTF IM NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN

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*physically

Based stoner poster

Stop being a faggot. You don't have to be a /pol/ edgelord on twitch but you also don't have to be a cringey ninja wannabe with those shitty copy paste gamer overlays.

>Don't be toxic
>Be nice to lgbt friends

Holy shit never mind you can't be saved.

Nips don't actually go out like that do they?

THANK YOU MR NASH.

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KWAB

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Now this is manhandling.

Oh no, I just try no to look at them because I feel like they would find me a freak/stalker. Although some would smile back(being friendly obviously)

TSM_Break
Gab Smolders (GG Gab)
Sacriel
Dougisraw
BoxBox

Used to watch a lot of TSM_Viss but Apex is boring.

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Moonfaced dunecoon whore.

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I copypasted rules I found on another twitch, I don't care about rules I don't care about censoring people I just don't want to set up shop and be blasted by politics drama by either of you fucking lunatics and your batshit insane endless war about which side needs to be appeased.

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no ecelebs are Yea Forums approved you stupid faggot

Watching someone else play video games is like watching someone else fuck your wife.

>don't have those rules
>people talk shit to each other
>streamer banned for allowing it
stop talking about twitch if you have absolutely fuckall of an idea on how the platform operates

Beautiful. Thank you for posting.

lmao i thought she was like 30 she's only 23 now

Lmao you know that people can still ruin your stream even if you don't have those rules displayed, right? You specifically displaying your rules as if it's not already a given and as if trolls would even give a fuck just looks cringey. You can enforce the shitty archaic rules twitch puts on us silently without making yourself a billboard for sucking cock. I use the auto mod and word filters to avoid nono speak but I don't act like a faggot while I do it. Haven't been banned yet.

I'll prolly adopt that way of going about it, thanks for the info. Twitch is just a side project for me personally, since I work in a bakery the only thing that keeps me semi sane is the hope that I can leave this place someday.

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Imagine what her ass looks like without undergaments with support, like two saggy grandma tits slapping at her ankles.

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Summer of 92. Never forget.

I thought this was a 50 year old Korean woman.

No problem bro sorry for the vitriol I just hate seeing actually good streamers subject themselves to the common normie streamer behaviors out of fear. There's a rise of people like you and me looking for streamers that aren't 100% cringey faggots so stick to just doing you man. Like I said you can play by twitch's rules without having to suck cock, just look at wubby. Hope to see ya streaming MHW once iceborne drops, I sure as hell will be.

vinny and joel, everyone else is shit

>watching someone else play vidya game

Thanks bro, that inspired me and its something I much needed to hear. Appreciate the hard ass approach. I wish you the best and hopefully success so at least some of us here make it out there.

me on the bike using the cellphone

i literally can't stand watching streamers. i just find it boring

Proof positive that body means nothing and face/hair is everything. Nobody wants to admit the truth: genetics always wins.

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I only watch Draskyl and Capitalist. I used to watch Pyrionflax, but he's turned into a MASSIVE dickhead, and I hate the "Lads" he plays with

>I have two monitors
Which means you don't play videogames?

What the fuck?

But you will always be a tranny.

streamers are not your friends no matter how much money you throw at them

don't tell him that, he deserves to be miserable

>that skin
>those traps
Suggests steroid usage.