Game makes fun of you

>game makes fun of you
>also a pseudo-harem

I love S;G but it's really not as explicit as you're making it out to be

I LOVE STEINS GATE!

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>"ex-virgin"
>some people are never virgins
>implying

>not a single can of dr.pepper in sight

liar.

There's not people on this website that are still virgins past 20, right?

You mean there are people on this website that willingly lost their wizard powers?

Nice merch

babbys first VN is danganronpa, idiot

What is the correct response for this in real life?

no it's 999

dilate

nice projection

>turned 30 last month
>no wizard powers, just baldness

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>keeping soda cans that can be acquired anywhere at anytime
For what purpose?

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Fuck you Steiner, I know you are here

That's Katawa Shoujo.

Lukako's ending is the one true ending

sadly it's ddlc nowadays

>dr.pecker
Move aside scrub

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thats umineko

>can't take a bit of playful banter

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Name of the game?

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This coming from literal semen demons whose sex methods are morally questionable

where'd you get that upa?

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Euphoria

go drink some bleach, shit for brains

There is no end though there is a start in space. — Infinity.
It has own power, it ruins, and it goes though there is a start also in the star. — Finite.
Only the person who was wisdom can read the most foolish one from the history.
The fish that lives in the sea doesn't know the world in the land. It also ruins and goes if they have wisdom.
It is funnier that man exceeds the speed of light than fish start living in the land.
It can be said that this is an final ultimatum from the god to the people who can fight.

That's mean, stop virgin shaming! I never asked to be born a virgin.

tell her you're a muslim

Ebay. Was like 16 bucks for 2 of them.

Blame your mom for having a c-section.

>We truly are the STEINS;GATE(™)
what did they mean by this?

Any form of turning the tables. Just never, ever accept defeat.

I really wish Kurisu would tease me about being a virgin.
while i touch myself

>whatever you say, fattie

>I know you are you said you are but what am I?
You have done this at least once in your life.

have sex

That was basically the MC's reply too, he just called her a virgin back.

How is Linear Bound Phenogram?
Also Chaos;Head Noah fucking WHEN. Don't make me read the Spanish translation.

Euphoria

Yes, but it's different if you're a woman

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I just started that last night, funny you should ask.

I've only done the first story, but I was surprised and impressed by how it turned out. I thought it was just ridiculous wacky non-canon fandisk bollocks at first, but when I realised what was going on it was pretty fucking neato

Might do another story this evening, actually.

*kiss her*

i fucking hate that stupid used up whore Suzuha is the good one
no it isn't

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>raise eyebrows in mock disbelief
>scoff and facetiously mutter "Bitch!" under your breath
>go off and do something productive, like take a big shit in her toilet

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>i fucking hate that stupid used up whore Suzuha

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>MGS 4
>forget the security code
>game calls you senile
>psyche gauge goes down

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No u

>Suzuha is the good one
Muh nigger

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Daru route when?

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Take that back right now.

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Moeka best girl

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I'm fine, thank you.
And unironically sincere.

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You need your virginity and hair for wizardry. No baldies allowed. Go get fit and get your superhuman strength.

shut up you bastard
and poor okabe and his intrusive thoughts

that's yume miru kusuri

It used to be Yume Miru Kusuri but that's kinda aged by now and a whole lot more VNs are translated.

Technically you are nevers a virgin since everyone was inside their mother.

Sincerely aroused judging by that image.

>she will never text you "kyaaa" and ask you to hold her hand because it's scary in the dark, while maintaining an emotionless facial expression

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That's any Yuzusoft title, actually.

no u is the worst possible counterargument for any topic

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Time to be a fag and break the meme kayfabe

Steins;Gate, enjoy if you end up looking into it.

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>none of the things in that pic are limited edition
n e w f a g

>filename
Good taste.

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Shut you, you double virgin.

>PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO GET INTERESTED IN MY HOBBY REEEE

Worst part is, they mean it. You have immediately gone down 10 categories from 'boring job applicant' to 'semen faucet'.

>That doujin where Moeka does porn to earn money and keeps texting the director with how great she feels in the middle of sex

Kino.

"Not for long" *proceed to pin her down*

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thats not fate

Cry, piss and cum

Why do people like reddits gate again?

I don't give a fuck.

I don't think any newbie to VNs could possibly stomach Fate. It's so dry and repetitive that you need at least a couple to know the format and internalize that goodness is waiting down the road 3000 lines away.

but I'm not a virgin?

Cope and dilate. You will never be as pretty as Luka.

Nice fish.

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Why can't people just say they hate something without attaching reddit to it?

Fate was my second VN after Yume Miru Kisuri

look at reddit user here, loving his reddit

reddit defense force here, can't live without your reddit, what's what? reddit reddit reddit reddit all you ever do is talk about reddit

a shit eating grin counters most things pretty well. people just interpret it as whatever would have countered their argument for them with zero mental effort from your side

I see what you did there. Next step is to go & watch The Human Centipede.

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This better not be as shitty as Zero or I'll have your head.

If you're still there, I just did the Kurisu story and was comparatively disappointed - it wasn't very well written (or translated) and invented a bunch of stuff I wasn't very impressed by. Don't think I'd acknowledge it as canon.

Having now done two of the stories, I think it's a mixed bag.

Just remember it's ulitmately a fandisc - some of it is mostly-canon-compliant drama of dubious quality, some of it is wacky alt-universe slice of life, and some of it is genuinely good material that extends the originals in a worthy manner. If you're reading it, you should be reading it looking for more Steins;Gate because you like Steins;Gate, not for the series at its purest and best - for that just reread the original VN.

Actually that’s doki doki literature club, at least for westerners who never actually dive into the genera

Kurisu playfully teasing me about being a virgin! Teasing her back by bullying her smelly feet! Kuruisu being VERY self-conscious about her smelly feet and getting super flustered!

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>so what?
i know virgin hunters irl

God I want to thigh fuck her while groping her tits

>tfw gf is tomboy when nobody is looking but tries to be super feminine at new places

It's a fun feel

Rent Free

>virgin women
>pure, desirable

>virgin men
>pathetic, weak

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fucking Spec-Ops.

The game forces you to commit a war crime to advance in the game and then spends the rest of the game calling you out for doing the war crime like you had a choice. You didn't have a choice, there was supposed to be one but was cut

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Sorry, were we talking about Wanko to Kurasou? Because I like the scene where the police dog pisses herself.

Basically smug anime reaction image, except in real life.

>i know virgin hunters irl
lol no you don't
all women view male virgins as subhumans unless they're hot af in which case they wouldn't be virgins to begin with

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Reminder you should play Chaos;Head (or noah when that ever is translated), then Steins;Gate, then Robotics;Notes, then Chaos;Child and finally Steins;Gate 0.

You must watch the 0 anime too

I guarantee whoever you're talking about is either a fat gross fujoshi slob or doesn't exist

Punch her in the fucking mouth.

How am I supposed to play Robotics;Notes? I don't speak nip.

I like her design, but she's too autistic even for me

>You must watch the 0 anime too
Only episode 8, the rest are shit.

best response

when it comes out next year user
or just skip it for now, i don't think it's as important as the Steins; or the Chaos; duo

IM THE JOKER, BABY!

That's the plan, and also yes, that's my understanding so I'm content to wait.

Maybe you adhd zoomers can't but anyone capable of reading a light novel or a proper book can stomach it alright.

Thanks user

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what if you ALMOST had sex. like, just the tip, repeatedly? im getting worried because of how much time ive banked on that not being the case

bad arguments get bad counter arguments

hehe

>not wanting her to fuck you with her strapon
fag
scats not allowed here

>No Dr. Peper

Why yes, I did date a genius for summer and never saw her again as she returned home. How could you tell?

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Moeka is a beautiful and sweet girl who did nothing wrong!

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