Pick your Zelda for tonight

Pick your Zelda for tonight

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BotW Zelda because she has the biggest brapper.

It's not that big

Why couldn't LttP Zelda have been an alt in Smash?

SS or BotW Zelda.

I always pick OOT Zelda because she's the cutest.

SmashU Zelda

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Fixed that for you homie

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>bothers giving ALTTP Zelda her prologe maid outfit that diferentiates her from ALBW Zelda
>but the artist didn't even draw ALBW Zelda at all
This triggers my autism somehow

Kys pedo

>ALBW
>S

It's not my fault the Zelda series gives kids more personality than adults

These are the Zeldas that matter.

If you want cute it's always going to be Skyward's. She's unparalleled.

Twilight or Skyward for me desu

>BotW anywhere but the very bottom
Opinion ignored

Ugly nose, bad haircut

She still has a good design and more story to her than your average Zelda

Twilight Princess will always have the best Zelda. Twilight Princess is one of the best Zelda games and is underrated because most people played the inferior wii version.

I hate Smash removing her blonde highlights

For me, It's BOTW Zelda.

More of a Malon guy. I'd have a roll in the hay with her.

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OK what's the plan though? Cinema? Restaurant? Both?

>brown hair

What sort of movie would each Zelda want to see?

always TP, same for Link

Redheads are shit anyway

Wine and dining user.......

None of them are old enough to drink

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They are

No, they're never older than 17

>tfw skyward sword zelda was almost barefoot
My dick would have never recovered

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Theres certainly some bias when fat and futafags go unmolested by posts like this. It really is just a matter of not being so obnoxious as to seem unstoppable.

Because they aren't neary as obnoxious. Futafags at least tend to be good artists. Foot porn is never even well drawn

I mean "they are" if you catch my drift

No, you would tell this girl to put down the wine and make no attempts to exploit the situation

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>four swords zelda alone at bottom
>pedo

>Futafags tend to be good artists
Caught you instantly.

Post a well drawn footfag image. Please, go ahead and try.

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So how old is TP Zelda then, since I always considered her to be mid 20s.

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17

ALttP Zelda is the one we got in Ultimate. But I get what you mean, the casual outfit would have been nice.

The exact moment the character of Link hit rock bottom.

Hyrule Warriors Zelda!

>tfw you will never be a little boy that Zelda does /ss/ with

hot

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Post these instead

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How is she the same age as Botw Zelda?
The years have not been kind to her.
It also dosen't help that Botw beheaves like a bratty teenager and Tp like a proper ruler.

>The years have not been kind to her.
What?

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Reminder to all the faggots or trannies as I like to call them that you'll never be a woman

1 and Twilight. All else are objectively shit.

What do you have against Aryan women?

>tonight
Tetra
>long term marriage
SS

How the fuck do you not have those reversed. SS Zelda is only good for one night of fucking. Tetra's the one with the best long term prospects for success

SS Zelda cares more about you than any other zelda

shit tier taste

That's albtw zelda idiot

>Manipulates your feelings to force you to do her bidding instead of telling you shit straight up
Deserved to be dumped

It's not.

So I've started a Twilight Princess replay after having played both versions of Majora's Mask back to back. I've got to say, I've already noticed some similarities I didn't know/remember. I remembered that the Skull Kid had been redesigned to resemble the Moon and that the Fused Shadows vaguely resemble Majora's mask, what I didn't remember was that the Song of Healing was the first howling song and that the Forest Temple music sounds like a quiet version of the Swamp Temple music.

Are there any other similarities?

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That's like calling Toon Link "Smash Link"

>they still get together and make Hyrule
>while other Zelda's give zero shit about the hero post game

The other Zelda in this discussion is Tetra who does the same thing but better with no Triforce bullshit

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Unshaved, hairy, shaved, shaved
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Bush, unshaved, wild bush, no hair yet

>5/8 are fucking nasty
Why?

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>hating glorious brown hair royal purple combo
why

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>spirit tracks not on top

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Well, 7 don't had so much time and 8 is a kid, so...

ST Zelda is who she is because of her admiration of Tetra so I can't put her above her grandmother

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I'm surprised that Sakurai and crew didn't have alts for the TP crew and the OoT crew.
I would have loved to play as TP Ganondorf and forward smash with the sword of the sages, you know?

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That would require an effort and love for the Zelda franchise that Sakurai doesn't remotely have

But Ike got a similar treatment with Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn. Are you saying Sakurai has a Fire Emblem fascination?
Don't answer that.

I won't answer it, because you know the answer, and that answer is why I have hundreds of hours in Hyrule Warriors and spend more time modding Project M than playing Ultimate

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just bate the 4 devines. do i need to prep before going til gordos gaff or should i go on ahead?

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we're forgetting one entry

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Still want chad Lord Ike as a color

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can ye answer the question, will ye.

I'm assuming it's asking about Ganon, and the average player with be capable of defeating Ganon after 2 Divine Beasts. After 4 he's a joke

Yes, I was. Thanks for answering. How does defeating more Divine Beasts make fighting Ganon any easier? You get a heart for beating them.

The Blight Ganons you did not fight would have to be fought before getting to his final form and his final form would have more HP

Adding on to this, the 4 champion's abilities are all also very helpful in fighting ganon, or, in revali's case, getting to him.

>no taco
For shame, Yea Forums.

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Who the fuck finds this attractive? If you want to fuck a girl, then fuck an actual girl

Twilight Zelda might be a shitskin but she's the hottest easily

>this looks almost exactly like a girl!
>who would find girls attractive!

wow you tell me, fag

They're literally degenerates lmao, what would you expect from a board full of soft-core porn

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But it's not a girl.

and the "actual" girls here arnt girls either, they are illusions, and you still get your dick up to those.

Because they don't have fictional dicks

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>tfw I legitimately want to discuss shit like that but I still have to keep pics like this saved because nobody replies to anything else

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that you can see. assuming they are even human. see, they could really be anything the artist decides they are, and with fictional drawings, male shapeshifter and male alien are not out of the realm of possibilities. your getting aroused by these images of completely hypothetical females based completely on your own perception of what they are.

>male shapeshifter and male alien are not out of the realm of possibilities
But Link is neither of those

do gooks hate asian women?

Is this Zelda an original creation or is she from something?

LttP design tweaked for smUsh

thats not link. thats an artists rendition of a character that is vaguely similar to link. unless you really think that at some point, canonically, link actually laid down somewhere in that sort of attire. thats the thing about fictional characters, you can do anything with them. which actually...the point, of the very post you were replying to. oddly.

>link actually laid down somewhere in that sort of attire.
I absolutely believe OoT Link did this at some point in his life

the full pic is so damn good

i mean, i guess that would explain the time leap. one extended black out, huh...

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Cropped porn enrages me.

top left

its okay, i know what its from

Share with the group.

I’ll pick whichever one has the cutest feets I feel like that’s either SS or WW Zelda

source

>Tetra
bas-
>BotW Zelda
Never mind.

its zelda. shes from the legend of zelda series.

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D:

>no good art of cucco lady
Feels bad man

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she looks like she takes small cocks

More like cucked lady

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Whichever one has the biggest dick

I choose PB.

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Yeah so?

What these girls from?

HOW

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ALTTP zelda would be way lower if it weren't for smash. feel free to ask questions about my autistic choices.

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>Tiki
that loop is fucking hot

fucking newfaggot for real holy shit
mods

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Yeah nah this was recent, nothing like actual newfags acting like their recent events makes them special

>lbw THAT low
nigga what

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Ocarina of Time's Zelda.

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A Yea Forums April Fool's Day thing (2016 I think).

I like her design and her personality was... different

>Splitting Tetra/WW Zelda
They're the same person pay attention

Why would she be higher?

Even though the game isn't that great (though I like it more than most), I just fucking love Skyward Sword Zelda. She's so wholesome.

Oof

see

I see you have good taste, Cartoon Zelda is kinda underrated.

thats what she probably said when she got pushed over

Do you have a link (haha punny) to the tiermaker for this? I wanna do one myself.

Tetra has a better personality. she gets blander as WW zelda

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Wow maybe I should play more zeldas before tiering them all. Oh well.

nah. just pretend you have and continue shitposting here. its effectively the same thing and youll save so much time

Okay

>SSSSS Tier
BotW Zelda

>SSSSShit Tier
Literally every other Zelda

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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see? that was like, 200 hours you just saved, and with waifus this shallow, had you even played them, the only difference would of been a name and some minor visual tweaks

you never see what happens after the game though

pontificate the aroma

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The personality is the same, you're just seeing her in a different situation

>waifus this shallow
but BotW Zelda has this whole redemption arc that is a parallel to performance anxiety

>HW Impa not S+
you were so close

The amount of cope in this post is astonishing. Are you literally insane?

Fuck off and die.

April Fools 2018

ever seen those genderswap doujins? how do you explain that? its not link, or is it that an artists depiction can portray characters inaccurately?

seriously tell me how you think drawings work

love you user

ty

She came off as more whiny than anxious

Oh look, the same thread as yesterday. And the day before that...

oh look, its...you. again. same as yesterday. and the day before that...

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All the other Zeldas need to take TP Zelda out to a bar to loosen up, and then to a slumber party where they all gang up on her and tickle her to make her laugh!

>Lipstick is gross.
Man I forgot how fucking autistic half of you on here are.

you really think half the people here actually like lipstick?

Ultimate Zelda is best Zelda. How could Sakurai and team get her more right than the Zelda team ever has?

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>lipstick is gross
god i don't know how someone can like dick this much

Do you also hate makeup? Why do you even care about women wearing that shit?

it only looks good on dudes passing as chicks, my man. otherwise its literally just hiding the goods. theres really no difference to make up and padded bra`s my fren, its trickery.

Make up's generally fine, but lipstick is gross to me.

You guys ever get overwhelmed with the numbers and just start shoving them in random places?

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dont mind me just posting the real best zelda

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She's shit. Literally Peach with pointy ears.

We already posted her.

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Fuck off pedo

Based retard zelda

A wizard shows up and turns you into Zelda

What do you do now?

Depends on which Zelda I am, but the most likely answer is fap in front of a mirror.

I didn't read a single thing you just said but post more.

Clever bait covert footfag but I'm on to your ruse.

Give the sauce nigga

this. always ask for proof, or imply that what you want is horrifying, and bath in the images posted to prove you wrong. "ever notice the boys always look terrified or confused? its because you really know what your posting is fucked" is a fav of mine

wait a minute, IS ZELDA IN SMASH ULTIMATE THE CDI ZELDA?

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If you want to think of it that way

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