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>Confirms Fairlina
>Actually picks a different server
Any issues with this?

>asmongold
More like assmold

Is there any list of all the servers with twitch streamers on them? it would be nice knowing where not to go

lol, his content is literally watching youtube videos. Nothing will change

is that asmongoloid's partner or just a random thot

feels good to play on german servers

Asmongold ? Faerlina ? Nah bro, I play on EU

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Looks like Jessica nigri

In other words, a random thot

Well, he won't go on Herod since it's the highest pop server of them all.

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>this is the state of modern Yea Forums

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What a cuck

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He's not in the wrong here. He's with her because she's a thot. she was one before he was with her, She'll be one years after they've split.
He understands that the fastest way to lose out on that poon is to pretend there's something "special" about their relationship, and try to control her.

Anyways, even if e-celebs are videogames, e-celebs' posts on Twitter over non-videogames shit is certainly fucking not videogames.

>Fairlina is basically 100% full and you won't be able to join it without seeing massive queues.
It seems like all servers are going to have long queues. Why doesn't Blizzard make more servers instead of making their paying customers wait hours to get in?

Cuck cuck cuckity cluck

He and all of his streamers friends would of had to agreed to do this as well as all hide their server lists.

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This.
When they have an impact on a game's state (what server is he going to play on), it's fine.
When it goes into Livejournal level shit, it's not.

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That's a girl?

they are a pretty fitting pair

e-celebs are far more interesting than video games

when will he clean his room? The ceiling is moldy.

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every single balding streamer is wearing the coping hat

>fairlina

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Jessica isn't wearing a hat.

he also said he'll reroll if (when) queues are too long

Is Whitemane safe from the faggotry bros?

what?

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It's probably the first time he's seen her ass so I don't blame him.

Not vidya you fucking literal parasitic sheep

She has the same fucked up face as him it's just covered with a pound of make-up.

he won't even play for more than a month
soda will probably play much longer

Blizzard will make up new rules for him. Probably a fast pass to get through queues. Glad I haven't played this piece of shit since TBC and have no intention to.

I bet he can't get his name on any server, and it's beautiful

>Literally fucking who e-celeb shit

>Blizzard will make up new rules for him. Probably a fast pass to get through queues.
You know Blizzard hates him, right? They actively refuse to acknowledge his existence in surveys they give out and other media.

That won't last. He's free advertising.

I wish I could touch her. Not fair bros, he's so ugly and autistic
why

might not last if this keeps up

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kek thot is mad she's not getting attention. women are a meme

He talks shit 24/7, he is blacklisted. Blizzcon security forcefully removed him from the media area this year.

hoes mad

>"date" popular streamer for more views and attention
>that attention is going towards him instead of you
get patrolled, thot

>give me attention, but don't give me attention, but give me attention
women

Because his energy could power a block in NY City. Of course the corporate cock suckers are afraid of him. He will crash their excel sheets and reveal the true state of Blizzard to people. If he goes on it could even bankrupt the company.

All true, but she gets repeat 1-10k donations from autists / incels (who definitely post here considering that thread yesterday where someone posted proof of donating 10k to some chick because he was lonely) so it doesn't even matter.

>someone posted proof of donating 10k to some chick
how did he do that

it will matter once I report her to the IRS
boutta dab on these thots
D

Oof, that's a yikes from me

It's true. Here are his own words
twitch.tv/asmongold/clip/SpoopyProudCurryPeteZaroll

He showed him donate and then his paypal account, said he was 31 and did it because he wanted the attention of a gorgeous woman calling out his (user)name and paying attention to him. It's so fucking sad and even though I can laugh at the dude while banging the girl and using that dude's money for coke or whatever, it just fucking makes life harder for men in general when retarded failures like him exist. All people like this should straight up be killed honestly. Thankfully natural selection will take its course and his genes will most likely die off with him, but the damage is done and women don't even need to be camwhores anymore. Just wear an undercut shirt on stream playing VIDYA and retards will buy them houses so the girl can say their username and a single line to them thanking them.

Even Mia Malkova stopped doing porn to try and be a streamer. Think about that.

Oh, yay, the ultimate in Horde Faggotry.
As if being an Alliance Player didn't suck enough already I now have a giant target on my server.

>Even Mia Malkova stopped doing porn to try and be a streamer.
Is that actually true?

twitch.tv/miamalkova

hahahahahahahahahaha
holy fuck I hate numales
Porn actors quit porn to steal money from virgin autists
can't blame the girls though, only the retards donating

twitch.tv/miamalkova

Reminder that he plans on playing on an RP server incognito offstream. So next time you group up with an alliance warrior on your RP real, it could be our boy Asmongold.

Literally WHAT IN THE FUCK

Yes. Unless you're like in the top 50 of actresses or so, the porn business isn't particularly lucrative. Streamer girls can earn thousands of dollars in a single day.

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easier money than taking it in all holes

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>made by INCEL GANG

is the girl on the right a porn actress
sauce

Name?

oh no, he is retarded...

Jesus christ stop thinking with your dick dude
It's Chloe Mortez, and she isn't a pornstar

i hate zoomers so much

yet

I mean, he’s not wrong.
Camgirls are pornstars that are smart enough to realize they can earn more by doing less, and titty streamers are cam girls who are smart enough they can earn even more for even less.
Basically he saying he might be getting swindled, but at least he’s not getting swindled by a retard.

Oh shit, I meant left

>Chloe Mortez
>knowing who random women are if they aren't in porn
kek, embarassing

absolute cuck

Stop ecelebs. Especially this rat faced anglo nigger.

Don't flatter yourself, I only know her because of /fit/ memes

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kek the dude in the back is fucking disgusted with her

ay dios mio

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What's really sad about this is that as soon as he stops being a streamer, he's going to get cucked almost immediately, and he can't even see it.

I'm sure he sees it. No one besides retards here or the incels that donate to her think otherwise. He probably has a big(ish) dick and helps her brand is entirely aware of this.

>tfw when im EU

suck it americans

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He's not utterly terrible looking. He has height and good humor. He could get a nice, wholesome gamer girl. His mannequin, titmonster girlfriend probably never lets him smash anyway.

This actually infuriates me. Wow. I really wish I was born a woman. No I will not be a fucking ugly mental deranged tranny. Literall 120k in debt from taking care of my dad with cancer and make 30 an hour and make no fucking progress in life at all whereas these Twitchthots have fucking incel pathetic bitchass dudes handing them life for no reason

Don't worry user. They might be making money right now but they spend it all, when they turn 30 they become cool wine aunts and have no future prospect. Just imagine the hell that is 30+ woman and not having settled

bs, women in their 30s still get plenty of male attention, even in their 50s getting a bf is easy as fuck for them.

They might be able to get some cock on tinder but they will never be able to settle down properly after 30. Even the simpest of simps know better than getting married and having kids with a 30+ roastie that rode the cock carousel for over a decade. You probably have no idea how much miles of cock above average ladies have had rammed inside their vaginas by the time they reach 30. They will never ever be able to fix their attitudes and personalities to where they are attractive to a man outside their looks. Just saying, this is the case for so many women out there. And they even consider themselves cool wine aunts, that is how much cope and narcisissm they have

>they will never be able to settle down properly after 30
of course they do, they settle with men who had a divorce.

If you were a woman you'd be extremely stupid, weak and incompetent compared to what you are now. It wouldn't be worth the money.

>streamers having que times

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How is Anthem nowadays?

I think women's rights are partly to blame. In the old days guys like him would probably have married some plain girl at a young age, possibly through an arranged marriage, and they would have been just fine. Giving women rights has shit the birth rates of white people and flooded western countries with 3rd world migrants too.

And now you know why letting the jews live was a mistake.

This is true. Being a single woman after 40 basically means she will be single for the rest of her life.

Men at that age are going after women significantly younger than them.

These thots tend to be way self-assured.
If she's actually answering these kinds of driveling questions from her brainless orbiters and not ignoring them, there's a problem.

and as was written in the laws of astronomy, a large planet finds its way suddenly in the presence of a larger planet, will assume orbit.

Why does that photo make me think that he hates every single one of us.

How does this mongoloid have a fan base anyway? Are there that many people of them out there like him?

it's sad that it's so funny, just because them being given preference is expected to be the norm.
This era is scary.

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>its lowkey insulting
she doesnt like and and is only using him

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>How does this mongoloid have a fan base anyway? Are there that many people of them out there like him?

It is funny how he is able to scam his fanbase this much really, two days back he was holding a donation stream for one of his friends, he was asking people for 5000$ so he could buy a streaming pc for CLASSIC WOW. Not it is pretty easy to assume that he makes around 100k a month from donations / subs / sponsors and such, he could have used 5% of his monthly income to buy this for his friend but nope, he was begging his viewers to pay for it, and of course he reached the 5000$ in like 3 hours. Thats how braindead his fanbase is

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bruh even pornstars are out there getting married after quitting porn

>asmond fucks her
you dont

yeah he is haha this should be an epic meme

I wouldn't want to.

good one m8

Shes probably the only female streamer in existence that gets upstaged in her own stream by a man. Fucking IMAGINE.

its ok to homo user

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But he says he doesn't earn that much! And that he has lots of bills and parents to take care of! There's no way he earns that much

Is Fairlina basically the streamer server, or is there another big one I need to avoid too?

Lol look at her. Her tits look like rocks, she has caked on make up, she has generally unattractive features under that make up. Only thing she has going for her is her body fat percentage. You would have to be a virgin like Asmongold to actually want to fuck that.

Do you think these pornstars actually last very long in these marriages? Lol, the reason they were able to land a marriage was because of their slight fame, their simp husbands thought they could get in a bit of action. Sadly though, she isn't that girl anymore, and you have to accept her for what she is now, her past doesn't define her. Guy doesn't get to smash at all, realises his pornstar wife has smashed atleast 200 guys, probably over a thousand of they worked as escorts on the side, and divorces them. This won't take more than 2 years

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I've fucked about 40 girls in the last year and still want to fuck it. Her face is plastic surgery but who cares you autist loser. Imagine being a virgin like you and actually pretending to have such high standards. She's a solid 8/9 despite her face.

>I should've spent more time surrounded by garbage killing the same infinitely replenishing pack of digital monsters over and over again to make a meter go up.

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Yes because the guys they marry are just insecure loser lifeboats to keep them afloat

Her face isn't even bad either just her eyes are super scrunched. She has gigantic DSLs

>What do you mean I have no responsibilities? I have tons of them! I have to take care of my parents and this house and everything
>Oh, we are also looking for a last member into our leveling group, dont think about joining unless you are going to play +16 hours a day like us

People still eat it up

don't try to move the goal post now. you claimed dudes know better than to marry and have kids with these kind of women when it's completely false. word your shit better next time lil nigga

Fucking that is no accomplishment. I have a wife who I find significantly more attractive and fuck daily. She also isn't a titty streamer and is actually a good person.

It's cool that's the kind of skank you beat off to but dont think other people have your extremely low standards.

Nvm you're probably Asmongold. I forgot you browse Yea Forums.

>average Mickey Mouse Club shit
It's guaranteed.

Yeah, I just don't like when people try to play themselves off as busy, caring types that generally take care of others when he's literally having his mom cook him food during his marathon. Fucking hell, if she's as sick as he says she is, why the fuck would he not just order delivery rather than having his sick mother do it?
I don't get his popularity, and I don't get most streamers popularity.

I never said anything in my post was an accomplishment. I'm calling you a loser for trying to act better than a girl that would never look at you, ever.

You act like I give a shit if she ever looked at me.

Clearly she only looks at men that can further her career.

incoming divorce rape

>this house and everything
>house is a mess
>only gets food out
>rot mouth
>father doesn't even live with them
Look, I get he needs to maintain the guise of being a guy with something other than playing wow 12+ hours a day, but it's kind of hard when it's this apparent to everyone.

>100k
if only you knew how bad things really are. 100k would be laughable for someone with his traffic

Just like every woman
Women can't care about people that aren' their direct family or children
Enjoy the divorce with your probably 3/10 while acting better than 8/10s