Gooooood morning, Yea Forums passengers, this is Captain Redpilled speaking. Thank you for choosing 4channel Airlines for your flight today. You will be free to roam about the cabin momentarily. Flight attendants will be around with salted peanuts and gamer juice soon.
Meanwhile, on the Yea Forumsplane
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*Sets transponder to 7500
*Sets radio to 121.5
AHEM
*tink tink tink
THIS IS THE GUARD POLICE YOU'RE ON GUARD
>gamer juice
That better mean water
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
*roams the cabin before being told to*
What's the deal with airline games? You got this fancy remote or the new touchscreen pad, and yet the best you'd get is a game of hangman. I mean, is Angry Birds too similar to 9/11 to put in it? Doesn't make sense.
Sorry to disappoint, potential terrorist, but this flight has the latest and greatest in anti-terrorist bomb technologies
Finally a cabin without borders.
Wow why do the assholes in business class get a full breakfast? Fucking P2W airline.
uhh
You don't get to bring friends
uh, what's that on your arm?
Is this the flight sim thread?
>Sink rate Sink rate don't sink don't sink sink rate sink rate
>Caution terrain caution terrain
>WOOP WOOP TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP WOOP WOOP TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP
What did he mean by this?
*pull adruptly up*
*kick my left foot*
WTF BUGGED FLIGHT MODEL
DRRRRRRRRRR OVERSPEED DRRRRRRRRRR OVERSPEED DRRRRRRRRRR OVERSPEED
Good thread
*farts in the lower class cabin*
based first response and no one gets it
*GENERATOR 1 FAILURE*
*GENERATOR 2 FAILURE*