How do I quit Blueberry?

By developing a good taste in waifus.

Post more blue tiddies.

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I will never get into blueberry. she's too obsessed with Shepard, it's creepy.

Ash is having a hard time concealing her boner

>kasumi is best girl
>can't romance ever

What happened to Liaras chest in 3?

>99%
>pure

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Liara wouldn't own an N7 bra

Greater biotic power storage

Imagine if Liara inflated and started looking like a giant blueberry

It's maleShepard's.

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It's that and the fact it feels like the franchise is determined to shove her down my throat even if I don't like her.

>even if I don't like her.
Must be very sad existence.

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Fair point

You've gotta come to terms with Jack being superior.

Some people have different tastes, it's not the hivemind you envisioned

>some people have worse tastes
ftfy

It's a fine existence.
Like what you like user and let me enjoy what I like.

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Your xenophilia isn't universal, is all.

Jack not being a squadmate in ME3 is criminal

>thigh-highs are my demise
Hnnngggh.

Who the fuck is that chick in the middle?

Shepard.

Yeah, Kasumi would never let her face captured like that.

Wrex.

You know what? For me its gonna have to be Liara T'Soni

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Based and Blueberrypilled.

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>Not sticking with Ashley, the only girl that can give Shepard lots of natural Human kids and a son to follow his steps

>Jack can give shepard kids

They would be raised like her, she would never raise a great soldier

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Ashley it is then.
Her romance is also so cute.

Hard to do that with a hole in her gut

Once you go blue, nothing else will do.

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I will never leave her.

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Father-daughter threesome?

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Hard to do that when she's blown to a million little pieces on Virmire

>thought she was an interesting oneoff NPC to show that Asari have depth and can be all sorts of personalities

>LOL SHE'S VERY IMPORTANT
>what did you think this was, the first mass effect?

>thought this was samara
unbased

Just look at that ugly fuck.
Problem should be solved now.

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Human female detected

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i love liara, bros

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>WANTING TO DUCK A RACE THAT MADE PHEBE AKA PEE BEE

Fuck that, go for the muslim alien.

FUCK*

Phebe was born of Asari and Shrek. They also trained her wrong as a joke.

Still same race as smurfette bitch, don't bother defend your shitty blue slut.

Also blue is a shit color just like the democrats that huff jenkem all day.

How do you go from this....

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You're the same race as this.
Blue wins again.

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Is Shep the biggest Chad in gaming?

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...to THIS?

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>i prefer muslim alien then smirf bitch and r/nicegirls how could you tell?

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Don't know but I love ms lawson

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ugly

she cute

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Same race sem sex same gender same form same blue same girl different name.

This is why Tali is better.

Lust isn't love

no

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fuck off mate

>loving an actual self inserted feminist stuck up douchebag bitch

I had her fucking killed in my first playthrough and on the second game fuck her i hate that whore.

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where can I find an asari bf?

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Go to better blueberry

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>betrays you
>twice
>quarian
>racist
>killa'bitch
great post, friend!

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Would LOVE TO. But not happening.

>mfw I just found out liara's face model has leaked porn

Mordin did it, and more than once. Even that cringy blue-sons retard make it with her. Believe in yourself user, you will make it in Afterlife

we're not talking about Trashley Killiams

This is why generated voices will be better than actual actors. Actors/models always ruin their pure characters by irl degeneracy.

Yikes guys just posting my wife desu.

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who? Miranda is barren. Oh and Ashley is black

Daily reminder that Ash is Shep's canon waifu.

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ugly bitch

>quarian
of course we're talking not about her, because she's dead and gone

ash? more like trash

Jack and Liara are both good romances but Its Tali for me

user you fucking retard

I think Liara is the only attractive one.

Nah

Oh and Garrus. But Liara is attractive outside and he's inside. Like a bro

based
finally someone that fucking admits that other waifus is good too

You let him shoot that bottle, right?
I bet you did, bro

U wot?

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I still can't believe that over 10 years later Andromeda didn't have a single facial expression as good as this.

imagine not thinking Turians are hot

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Because Frostbite didn't have it's own animation tools. BW had to make their own.

Don't swallow or you may die

Imagine

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What? I didn't miss on purpose if that's what you're asking.

They look like rocks. Do you think rocks are hot?

not the female ones

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>tfw no fem turian romance in OT
It hurts bros...

Damn, I'm a bit retarted, but yeah, that what's I was asking.

I love rocks, they're always rock hard

Why is the Asari coucilor the best looking Asari?

based

imagine being this wrong

imagine not wanting to kiss a cute skeleton bird... cringe

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OINK

That's easy. Ween yourself off of that and onto the real thing.

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Wish Miranda had looked closer to Strahovski than to a potato frens

LIARA IS BEST WAIFU

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>Playing FPS with your turian gf
>She gets mad every time you kill her
>You think she’s mad because a human is beating her
>do you let her win the match?

Good choice user forgot them she's a cute

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user, YOU CAN'T POST THAT

no because turians aren't racist

Why is she so perfect bros.

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this is what makes Liarafags look bad
don't turn into Talifag pls

pregnancy is a fucking shit fetish

>let her win
don't ever do that irl
she will understand that you did it on purpose and will feel even worse

I want Samara to mouthfuck me with her giant futa cock

Liarafags & Talifags always post shit like this desu.

Loyal, intelligent, strong af, have a nice body and damn freckles. Also, she will never betray Shep even after his death.

As trashy as that entire image is, the shoes are impressively the worst part of it.

Shit taste

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why is she such a fatass

>keep playing as before
>start giving her tips to get better
>gradually decrease my own effort so it doesn't look like I'm letting her win
>as she gets better, gradually increase effort
Don't let your turian gf win, help her improve so she'll earn the win.

Well, I didn't. Nudity is good, but damn fetishists ruin my girl in other people's eyes, that hurts.

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filled with my babies

Do they continue with the hanar and the froggy guys in ME3? They are the only really interesting alien race expanded on in ME2

I love this city

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Shepard, I'm a REAPER DOOMSDAY DEVICE

OH SHI-

any man who doesn't have an impregnation/pregnancy fetish isn't a real man at all

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They're still around, but Thane takes a backseat on account of his space tuberculosis

This is what I'm talking about. These fuckers doesn't care about characters itself, they just post shit and ruin fun of posting for everyone. Fuck trannies, fetishists and gays. Damn virgins.

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gets me every time

youtube.com/watch?v=SWhfMsA3A_k

Steak, Liara. I think about when there's so much steak. I fucking love steak
>"I know"

OH SHIT
based mans1ay3r poster
Are you ready to be a woman?..

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Samara and Liara tag teaming me!

I like her user but she wasn't for me desu I'm sorry her image is getting ruind by these fetishists.

Shepard, I can wear swimsuit into battle!

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STEAK, Liara

for me, it's Samara. the best asari girl

I FOUND THE WAY TO BEAT THE REAPERS

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Anyone else get a massive boner from Liara using her powers in the first game?

Anyone?

Nice.

By realising Tali is better :^)

no?

Sorry but for me it's Aria T'Loak
no other ME girl even comes close

Hahahahah, me-me neither....what a silly thought. Haha.

I don't care about Liara, I just want to fuck her
Tali was my choice and I kept it throughout the entire series.
Vetra was my choice in Andromeda since there were no quarians

Wait, what? Me too!

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Someday you will break the only Omega rule. Go get her, champ!

absolutely based

Pretty sure by the end of Take Back Omega DLC she's ready to let Shepard bend a few rules if you know what I mean

>I don't care about Liara
I have nothing to say to you

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>don't fuck with Aria
but what if Aria fucks with YOU?

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BEN DOVER
Shiala, Samara, Liara and Aria are the best, m8

I also like the Green Asari who got Thorian'd
mostly because she's green admittedly

>Vetra
MOMMY

She's just fuckmeat
Absolute cutiepie with a nice supportive sister

What's liara appeal exactly, I don't get it, she's not awful but she got nothing interesting

>Shiala
Now you know her name.

>tfw no shadow broker gf

>tfw no turian gf

>"I have nothing to say to you"
>eclipse soldier.jpeg
>not responding with "How about goodbye?"
>she's just a fuckmeat
Gamer, no discuss. It was the most fucking obvious joke and you screw it up.

*ahem*

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I've had enough of your snide insinuations!

she also has a cock or she doesn't
depends on what you're into
everyone will be pleased

I love her cold-blood attitude. Also, I found blue eyes and freckles very appealing. Facemodel is alright, but Liara herself looks 20/10 for me.

Best picture right there.

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I wish I'd done that the first time we met

play Andromeda, you'll quit Mass Effect for good

I liked it.

It's been like 4 or 5 years since I last played the trilogy, I can't remember

every good series has a crap spinoff

Fuck you

Are Asari matriarchs fertile? If so for how long?

Alright, don't take it serious. We're all bros here, I'm just pissed

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It wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.
Only retards who paid 60 dollars for it on release cry about it. I paid 5 dollars for it and played it long enough to 100% completion.
It wasn't as good as ME2 but it's a decent game. The combat feels nice with how smooth the movement is
The worlds are absolute eye candy but Frostbite engine fucks up animations during dialogue, also the dialogue didn't have much choice / variety to it, very straightforward. Also, there was so little missions to do for your crew members, you don't get to know them enough, the previous games had much better expedition on that front.

Why can't we have a game about some mercs on Omega or Illium? That would be 10/10

Have a good day.

*ahem*
fuck Blue Suns, Eclipse and Blood Pack

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I'm still not letting you win the shooting contest, Vakarian

end yourself

Haha, imagine if Shepard wouldn't have been there

Well, your body chemistries are toxic to each other. Keep that in mind. Cant share food or drink. Your bodily fluids burn each other like weak acids.

Do you kill Ashley or Kaidan. I mostly let Kaidan live but my current playthrough he got nuked. Ashley seems alot more hostile during 2 and the start of 3

I whish I could kill both

How about goodbye

Ash dying is a fine choice because she's able to somewhat redeem her family's military legacy by saving the galaxy

Kaiden dying also makes sense because he more or less tells you he wants to die and even pulls rank about it

either one is fine, I usually just flip a coin

Ashley every time. the more interesting story of her being the antagonist spectre in ME3 isn't with her being around

kaidan is boring but a good guy

Ash may not have much to offer gameplay wise but MY GOD is she considerably more interesting personality.

Also hotter. I like her appearance in 3.

then what do Garrus and Vetra do? it sounds a lot like Vetra wants to suck your dick

They both suck in 3, and I liked them 1. It's pretty obvious Bioware didn't put a lot of effort into their dialogue, probably because they knew aliens are far more popular.
At least Ashley doesn't turn gay.

it's pretty funny how their positions swapped. in ME1 they were crucial in case normalfags didn't like the aliens. when everyone fell in love with the aliens they brought them back as well as new humans in the tiny ME3 squad.... for some reason, and they were incredibly unpopular

>"I can't tell the aliens from the animals!"
.....what animals?

i'll drink for your health, wealth and success

She was only supposed to say those near keepers. Not that it makes it any less dumber.

I always let Kaiden live because the best ending for his story is becoming the 2nd Spectre who gets manipulated by Udina and shot for it.

Why did Udina suddenly turn againts the rest of the galaxy what could TIM offer him that he didnt already have?

Udina basically panicked
He knew Earth was running out of time
His entire plan was to take over the Citadel by force (with help from TIM and Cerberus) so he could force the other Councilors to order all available fleets to Earth

He viewed it as a greater-good kind of thing

>show no romantic interest in any companions
>still talk to them instead of completely ignoring them
>somehow this makes them fall in love with you
Ashley had to die just to preserve the 'no ho' run.

All that shit you just send is irrelevant. People love Mass Effect for the characters and Story. In that regard Andromeda is a steming pile of shit. Everything else is fine if it wasn't a mass effect game it could be awesome

Bad writing

That makes sense. I still dont like how we must kill him. I always liked Udina especially when you talk to him in 3 how we see him vulnerable

>I always liked Udina
idk man, since ME1 I though that there was something wrong with this guy, and in the end that "something" happened
I mean, he's not bad, but he's an ass

Unsure. Special dental dams?

Thanks, only wish I had a screenshot of the dialogue.

>but he's an ass
Thats exactly why I liked him he was fun counterweight to Anderson who sucks your dick no matter what you do. Like the turian councilor who was a dick for 1 and 2 but bro in 3 I wanted that for Udina.

To be fair trying to keep political relationship with council races can be mentally taxing.

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>Like the turian councilor who was a dick for 1 and 2 but bro in 3
Due to desperation

but the new characters and story in every game but ME1 are bad

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Old adversary turned ally because of the greater threat. I just like that shit cant help it

Wrex.

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haven't finished ME2 yet but is it explained why the Obviously Evil Man had you get a bunch of people who hate Cerberus to work for him

>that turian councilor
AH YES, R E A P E R S

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He wanted the collectors gone and steal their tech

He fucking tells you outright that while he's a human supremacist that he's not above reaching out to anyone who'd be able to assist.

Yeah, but all the councilors showed their true colors in the Reaper crisis. When things got bad, the asari abandoned the galaxy and looked to their own despite then needing to beg the people they'd abandoned to help them. The salarians immediately began powermongering and sabotaging the war effort in the hopes they'd come out on top if civilization survived. They were so categorically evil that their own fucking black ops division went AWOL to join the war effort.

Meanwhile the turians immediately understood the gravity of the situation, set aside their pride to extend a hand to longtime rivals like the humans and krogan, and sacrificed everything to give everyone else a fighting chance. The turian councilor could have told Shepard to fuck off with his requests for aid. Instead he not only gave him what he asked for, he set him on a more efficient path to getting the aid he required.

it always turns into a waifu thread

whoops!

why would you want to?

>mass effect thread
Aww shit, here we go again.

Renegade maleshep or femshep? Which is better as renegade?

So I heard you were siding with reapers to abduct women.

I like from how the very beginning of the series with Nihlus, Turians are basically "these evil looking skeletons who were the first to attack you are actually your best friend"

mShep is more believable renegade in all three games even if he's less talented.

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We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

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> this is clearly a geth warship

based and bootypilled

I mean to be fair the Geth did build a really big dreadnaught.

fucking humans, they would believe anything told to them!

I DEMAND EXPANDING FUTA LIARA

Anything else?

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You pick a better blueberry for starters

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>Alien fuckers

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BASED

>modelled after this
>dat booty

Being a early 20s and playing this game was GOAT.

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Based and mommypilled. Imagine the fugging with someone who has centuries of experience and can give you mind orgasms from a get go.

What's the lore reason for the aliens speaking english?

depends on my class/gender
Usually I only choose Kaidan if I'm romancing Ashley since he's way more useful combat-wise in ME3

I hate you...

Killed Kaiden. I disliked both characters (Kaiden is the recurring bitch boy BioWare character) but Ashley has a pussy so.

>but Ashley has a pussy so

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Every omnitool has a translator. Thats why we dont hear bird speak when you talk to turians.

The two of them drive me absolutely crazy. Why not have us entangled in a love/hate rivalrous threesome?

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>"Do you take pleasure from commiting genocide, Shepard?"
>"Depends on the species... turian."

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>Batarians? Count me in!

Shepard

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Grunt.

And it conveniently makes their mouth movements match!

youtube.com/watch?v=vStUXiE8hmY

BIG

STUPID

JELLYFISH

...to this
imgur.com/a/LoGMU3A

Sheparrrrrd

you are technically fucking a female version of her dad

who the fuck was her dad? She is crazy, like being in a perpetual menstruation, ALL THE TIME.

From: Asari Military Command

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

Technically that's what all women are, their dads with a vagina and some muddled skin tone/facial features blended in.

>tfw hate SFM porn
>most Mass Effect porn is barren otherwise

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>Nice
youtube.com/watch?v=-JuFE8AffBc

Genghis Khan. Her mom was a sex tourist that liked to breed with primitive cultures for a kick, and when she visited Earth bore a child with the strongest human on the planet at the time.

How the fuck is Thessia dying because of what happened in that temple?

>only Asari father in the game you meet is a tomboy who sounds like she smokes five packs a day
wow how clever Bioware

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>she would never raise a great soldier
Aren't soldiers trained by shittalking officials? Can't be that different from how Jack teaches at that academy.

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You're supposed to mix the structure so that it isn't obvious.

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>imagine being a fucking incel that cannot even fuck an Asari

that's a new low.

You could alter Jacob to "Jacob's father"

you know she is stealing your tech too right?

this image is why Mass Effect 3 is fucking trash. the only one that makes sense is Jacob and Jack

I always figured Tali just made notes of the tech because she's an autist and the quarians confiscated/stole them during her loyalty quest.

Thessia was already fucked and about to fall to the Reapers. You just happened to be there around the same time.

So really Kai Leng's taunt makes no sense, since you weren't there to "save" Thessia anyway

Still pure speculation with nothing hard to support that. Even her character writer said no.

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Even better

that's what you get for trusting a space jew

He just wants to hurt you because he's a nonsensically evil and stupid cunt. The guy was beaten senseless by Thane despite him barely being able to WALK at the time.

The answer is pretty simpl
ME3 writters are retard that can't write for shit, and KL is a very bad antagonist

Nar Shadaa or Omega? Which is the better criminal city?

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I prefer Omega

She's not a volus?

Nar Shadaa has a casino.

both deserve to be allahu ackbar'd by zaeed

Thessia was always going to die right then. We were supposed to make it worth it by finding the catalyst info. We lost it to him so everyone got salty. Really hard to feel bad for them when they were sitting on the key to victory from the start tho.

>imgur.com/a/LoGMU3A
god damn it

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Nice taste

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>skin texture of a basketball

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Ilum is better for simply breaking the mold of "hurr criminal city = glowy shithole"

funny meme
i laughed
even tho, Wrex was a leader of a clan before becoming a merc

based

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Omega.
youtu.be/POHscfRZty8

If your going to play all Mass Effect games do you play Andromeda first or last? Or skip it altogether?

>owning Andromeda
>wasting time pirating Andromeda
nigga what are you doin

Skip it entirely

Ilum wasn't a criminal city user. Their laws were strict as fuck.

jews have been split into 2 species in mass effect
the obvious characteristics like greed or lack of morals were given to the volus, but the rest like not having an actual home country/planet and spreading your diaspora all over the planet/galaxy to subvert other nations/species make quarians also hold the title for space jews

I thought the Mass Effect anime was good and Vega was a good character

youtube the vetra romance and skip the rest

Nah, the volus are the kikes, the quarians are the gypsies.

its corporate criminal

gypsies never wanted to go back to their ancient homeland and genocide the people living there

Based.
Vega is a total bro that deserves more respect.

No because all that happens is legally recognized by 3 sectors. Omega and Nar Shadaa are literally run by criminal organizations while Ilum is run by Asari corporations. Would you consider Noveria a criminal planet?

Quarians were only based off Gypsies in Tali's accent, her design and the concept of the Flotilla. the rest has no correlation. when you actually go into the Flotilla in 2 and there are quarians with british accents and ones that sound like cowboys you know they ditched the gypsy thing entirely

Take her to the juicing room, duh.

eeeeeh when literally everything else lines up with gypsies I'm gunna have to disagree senpai. even their dancing and tali's accent are eastern eurotrash.

You're joking right? Known thieving vagrants who repurpose junk, how does that not scream gypo to you?

>even their dancing and tali's accent are eastern eurotrash.
are you aware what ashkenazim are?
literally eastern european jews. both of those could be easily shoehorned into being jewish

they aren't thieves

I know my kikes tyvm. That's why I'm sure the quarian fags were meant to be gypsies. Besides, Bioware never had the balls to call out kikes in the way you're arguing.

>call out the kikes
>when jews regularly make LE GREEDY JEW jokes

They are, Tali is just decent. The Science Ship on the does have tech stolen from the Normandy, the only question is if tali did it (knowingly or unknowingly) or if they stole it from the Turians (or Salarians who also stole it from someone.)

I like the loyalty mission theory, that they stole Tali's personal notes on the Normandy when they arrested her.

Do you really think Bioware, especially 2010+ Bioware, would point towards kikes as inspiration for a race wanting to regain their ancient homeland they lost from being dicks by genocidal means? Really user? Because if you do I have some beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

>The Science Ship on the does have tech stolen from the Normandy
Source?

But willingly or not they made that connection. I don't care what some writer fag says.

You're forgetting a key detail user. The Quarians that want to take back their home are in essence Zionists, and the geth are Palestine.

>Source
Mass Effect 3 specifically notes it has stealth tech so similar to the Normandy's that it's suspicious, especially since quarians aren't known for developing their own ship tech

Yeah that's cool but you're retarded if you think Bioware would use that as inspiration for someone they clearly meant to be wrong. It's just coincidental, and it's one thing against the rest of the race leaning gypsie style.

>Mass Effect 3
DISREGARDED

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I can tell you don't do a lot of writing because you are assuming you can only take inspiration from a single source when you create something.

holy sweet jesus of nazareth

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I can tell you have autism because you still don't seem to be seeing the main issue. The problem isn't the connection, the problem is thinking Bioware even considered it. You think they of all people would even consider putting quarians and kikes in the same category for this? The people who give you renegade/rivalry points for telling homos you're straight? Cmon son.

Reminder that asari reproduce voluntarily, not by sperm to egg lottery like earth creatures. So when your asari gf pins you down and tells you that you're making a baby with her, she 100% means it.

Jesus user, you're so fucking stuck on black and white politics you can't see two feet in front of you. These are ALSO the same people who made an entire race of sexy blue space women who can fulfill your most niche of impreg fetishes.

Ah yes, the entire society of strong womyn who don't need no man completely invalidates how progressive they try to seem. Truly, my eyes are open now.

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she was always like that.
her penis was just hiding under her clothes

The spiritual leader of their people ran a whorehouse out of the Galactic capital. You're being deliberately retarded about this.

So she's steals behind my back my after I I help her with that trial bull shit? Fucking duck rat

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>strong womyn who don't need no man
They LITERALLY needed other species to reproduce with and are extremely bigoted against asari who make kids with other asari. Lying to help your argument is stupid.

Oh right, I almost forgot they shadow ran the entire galaxy too. Silly me. Whatever point you were trying to make here isn't going very well user. The Asari just reinforce that they'd never even consider putting kikes in that bad of light.

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>They LITERALLY needed other species to reproduce with and are extremely bigoted against asari who make kids with other asari.
Liara LITERALLY calls you retarded for thinking they 100% needed other species. It's cultural you dumb faggot.

>Showing the asari as haughty manipulative liars is now meant to be a positive portrayal
Holy fuck you're insane.

His own fucking post states that, just how stupid ARE you user?

>implying
I'm surprised you didn't catch fire rubbing your two brain cells together with all that straw around. Shadow ruling female empire with culturally ingrained miscegenation? Nooooo, can't see why progressives would ever love that idea.

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>his
why bother pretending if you're just going to capitalize more needless words user?

user even when they went full pozzed in ME3 they STILL showed asari as being in the wrong for this. You are making up absolute bollocks to try and find things to be mad about, which is fucking retarded when this shitshow of a trilogy already has plenty of things to actually be mad over. You are a retard.

I'm not mad about anything. This started because of quarians being gypsies instead of kikes. Some spergs just don't seem to like the idea of Asari being part of Biowares faux-progressivism shit that prevents the quarians from being compared to kikes that way. None of this changes no matter how much you sperg about it.

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>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews
nu4chan is cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=qTKr7fpiCfE

Who do you think it was?

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Kelly

The concept of the flotilla is literally the 40 years of exile.
Quarians are space jews

>Who do you think it was?
Miranda. Here's the evidence:
>rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3256016

I never played Mass Effect, but I found myself one morning in dire need of an alien blueberry gf

Come home

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>345
>no one has posted objectively best girl and nomination for worst waste of potential romance ever yet
I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.

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pussy just rained on shepard as he walked through ilum.

>and behold, it was very good

She's switches sides to easily I'm sorry she must die

I mean that awkward flirt was nice and all but what else is there to her?

Her heady, sultry voice gets me every time.

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Allie Hillis is a fucking treasure with Liara.

W-who said anything about me having a massive fetish for women with green skin?

Compelling evidence, to say the least. Has to have been her.

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>implying it wasn't Tali
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3235129

That doesn't make any sense

the tagging system on this site is amazing. i don't know why every other porn site doesn't also use it.

mega.nz/#!SM9CjJID!gSlnlW0InIy7s4fbBiHNkSZfCIcQaJwe9HmESSMgzGs

>that MGM intro
Fucking kek

absolute kino

I hate you all

>I do hate myself
>I do love Miranda

YAY

have fun only being able to have sex in a clean room

>hate myself
>don't like underage brads
>talimancer for life
swing and a miss, friend

Kino
Go for it, bro

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she cute

what does her skin feel like?

imagine wanting to fuck a bald, oversized smurf

yes and?

imagine NOT wanting to fuck the smurf

>tfw can't kiss my turian waifu without us both dying

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Why did the writing get so bad in ME2?

>ME1 has good to great writing with one lead writer
>ME2 adds another lead writer and gets significantly worse writing
>ME3 drops the OG writer while keeping the new ME2 guy and ends up the worst of the three
gee I wonder what happened

>Jew
She's a space Gipsy, which are believed to be Indians who got into a fight with the ruler of India and either kicked out or left. Historically they just adopt whatever religion is dominant wherever they end up, so they ended up mostly Christian given where they went.

how big do you think her mating tube is

why did they drop the first guy? was his writing not epic and normalfag-friendly enough?

Everyone jerks off the writer of ME1 but they forget the part where he had no idea how to execute what he set up. The Reapers were just meant to be cool and spooky, not something to be explained. Clearly the Dark Matter shit fell through as it's relevant in one mission to recruit Tali.

This part of the reason why ME2 was a largely irrelevant side-story and why ME3 is trash.

The guy is real hit or miss but ME1's writing was definitely a hit. It's not his fault others couldn't follow through.

>here, I wrote all the cool set-pieces now you connect everything in a way that makes sense
I'd say it's exactly his fault. The ME3 writer was shit but I don't envy his job.
I've yet to see an actual good motive for the Reapers to do what they do.

>I've yet to see an actual good motive for the Reapers to do what they do.
the stuff with them being a cyclical cleanup crew for the galaxy is fine, and is basically what they are implied to be in ME1. the real garbage is the "hurr we gotta merge da robots and da humans!!!" bullshit and the "if we blow up the reapers we also blow up EDI and the geth!!!" garbage. fuck that shit.

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>but I don't envy his job.
lmao the guy was smug as shit by ME3. He legitimately seemed to believe everyone would lap it up.

Chris l'Etoile, another writer who got dropped part way through two used to have a dev diary and be very interactive in forums and stuff.
He suggested that Drew Karpyshyn was resisting the changes EA wanted to much. Chris was terminated part way through the development of ME 2 but a bit after Drew.
Mac Walters, the guy who replaced Karpyshyn as lead writer, only wrote two things in Mass Effect; those being Wrex and Garrus. What's interesting is that he, of Mass Effect's five original writers was the one to write the least stuff.
The ones who wrote the most were Drew and Chris (the two of them did most of the world building) then Kaiden's Character writer (whose name I can't recall) then Patrick Weekes (who basically replaced Chris in 2 as the secondary writer) then Mac Walters (who replaced Karpyshyn)
So it's interesting to me that Mac ended up in charge considering he was the one who had contributed the least to Mass Effect.

>the guy in charge of Garrus ended up writing ME3
what the FUCK went wrong with him

He was a good character writer but bad at writing a plot.

They're a little bit grandiose in ME1 for "galaxy janitors". This is why "we are beyond your comprehension" is begging to walk smack into a wall if you want to explain the motive, because a human has to fucking understand it to write it.
Yeah no doubt he was a retard. The best arc (Genophage Conclusion) was something I feel was already fleshed out long before ME3's script was drafted.

>this is why "we are beyond your comprehension" is begging to walk smack into a wall if you want to explain the motive
soverign was a grandiose asshole

easy

>The best arc (Genophage Conclusion) was something I feel was already fleshed out long before ME3's script was drafted.
That was written by John Dombrow.
Mac Walters wasn't much involved.

Were cities not having music in ME2 an intended thing?

What? They have music, it's just more subtle so you can hear all the advertisements and news reports.

I didn't hear anything on Ilum so I just alt tabbed and listened to Noveria OST for the hundredth time while playing

Double nice!

Her resistance made me hard

>daily Mass Effect threads
fucking comfy I must admit

also I'm playing Andromeda and holy shit it's MEH

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I really don't think a Star Trek type thing was the best choice for Mass Effect, as its strengths were due to its dissimilarities to both Trek and Star Wars (though it has interesting aliens like Star Wars). going to a different galaxy defeats the point of the series

I am so sad knowing that a great franchise is constantly raped by bioware tranny penis and EA's greed.

I hope someone buys the franchise and remade it from scratch or at least make good game.

she won't touch your penis because religion

I'm guessing a ME4 announcement in 2020 because N7/7 years after ME3

you cured the genophage and saved the Krogan bros, right Yea Forums?

krogans are based so yes

>even imagining betraying Best Friend Wrex
Obviously yes.

like a snake fresh after it sheds it skin

Imagine not giving Mordin his redemption.

Tests on seashells would have been fun tho

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only ones who didn't were /pol/tards who think krogan are some kind of nigger analogy

I wish I could've been on Yea Forums during the trilogy

it baffles me that people are attracted to this blue squid-headed emotionless turbo autist. Especially when a lavender thicc hipped turbo QT with mild social awkwardness (just enough to be cute) exists. Also tali sounds like a cutie patootie with a fat booty. I hope you find god, blueberryfags

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People have different tastes desu can't be helped

It seems you're right. There is no accounting for taste

>you will never have a socially awkward alien QT girlfriend
It hurts

They don't need a motive beyond what is obvious you fucking autistic retard.They are so powerful they can FARM CIVILIZATIONS.They're farmers.

>"They're farmers."
>calling anyone an autistic retard
yikes

>He fucking tells you outright that while he's a human supremacist that he's not above reaching out to anyone who'd be able to assist

if you're playing max paragon white knight shepard, why the hell would TIM think he would help him?

tali is such a slut

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your fan art means nothing. her canon look is a completely flat ass.
and you can't even have sex with her. what a joke talifags are.

>She can't stop thinking about you and wants to fuck but she's shy so she uses the nerve stim

>Trying to figure out what the hell you're doing as she doesn't understand human flirting methods

>she's doing legit research on how it could work

>She gets her immunoboosters so she can take the dick

>Gets sick and can't fuck again for a while so she settles for the memories and the nerve stim.

what? the nigger ones are the Vorcha and they are treated as niggers: like canon fodder and cheap labor while paying them with drugs and shiny things.

t. time traveler

just "nowayfag" her while she ask you to continue her romance.

Bataarians are the niggers, Vorcha are just orkz

Batarians have (had) a civilization and a powerful military. They are still honorary niggers.

hips =/= ass
and you can have sex with her. why are you so pissed? is it because you're upset with your inferior choice of waifu?

Batarians are dindus who reee about Humans while being genetic fucking assholes and wastes. Vorcha are just gremlins

they were smart enough to hide a Reaper while trying to uncover their secrets and technology. They got owned by Shepard before getting there.

Batarians are North Korea in space. Vorcha are niggers

t. Batarian

gamer cant even spell correctly

Two threads in twelve hours getting hundreds of replies for a game franchise that is dead.
Why has no other company copied this formula yet?

most "alive" franchises are trash

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>finally design and implement fem turians
>series immediately goes to shit
its not fair

ironically, the fem turian in andromeda is the only good part

Vetra best girl.