What’s her Sith name?

Darth Yeastinfection

based

Darth Rezpeck-Wahmahn

Darth Mommy

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Darth Deadfranchise

Marysue

Darth Xenomorph

>Making your MC turn evil to generate any sort of interest
Wew lad.

I know heteronormative men with more curves than this

Yaddle

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Darth Rey Rey.

Darth Barf

Darth Barren

Darth BaitNSwitch
This is just like the Rogue One trailer where it tried to imply that Jyn would side with the Imperials over the Rebels.

Darth denture

Darth Brap

Darth Water

Honestly if they make her evil because she's basically been treated like she's some sort of walking goddess for every single film, that would be pretty alright. But since its actually going to be absolutely nothing in the end, Disney are still a bunch of faggots and nu-wars is still absolute trash.
I'm still insulted at how the new Disney official expanded universe is actually worse quality then the original EU's worst moments.

Abaloth

Darth Sploder

Darth Dentata

Darth Stonemover

Party On, Darth

Darth Darth Jinks

Video games?

Darth Barren

it's mine fucker

wait, has she been confirmed to be evil or some shit?

pretty sure he was fucking with them, but then again
>general grievous
maybe not

Darth Games

she can still have kids though

Darth Bord

It's not a vision, it's an evil clone. Rey is just one of hundreds of clones made by Palpatine trying to create a clone army of force sensitive Sith warriors. The "parents" from her cloudy memories were scavengers that stumbled across her in an abandoned cloning facility they were ransacking and they left her on Jakku because they didn't know what else to do with her. Rey will have to fight more than one of these Sith versions of herself in the film. It'll be like The Force Unleashed 2 where Vader has an army of Starkiller clones.

Darth Thot

holy shit she aged so much in just 4 years

thats what cocaine does to you

She didn't heed Carrie Fisher's warnings about doing coke. Carrie did tell her not to party like that while making TFA and she followed down the same path instead.

Darth Chompers

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This is so stupid that I believe they'd do it.

Darth Maw

So she is Palpy reincarnated?
Who is the good guy? Some Luke's bastard offspring?

It’s like pottery, it rhymes

she's a notorious coke addict

I like how they completely threw the complete jacen solo plotline away just to make a shitty rip-off

Underrated.

You mean you don't like the illegitimate lovechild of General Grievous and Admiral Ackbar?

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I wish Disney plan was introducing a new female Jedi protagonist who's actually likeable and fallible who eventually kills Rey Sue through the power of asspulls

Talk about beating a darth horse.

Darth Arse

source? i mean that is very very likely but still

Sith are gone, remember?

Is she really a cokehead?

Nah

what?

Darth Mary

Rey should have had a double bladed Lightsaber of her own from the halfway point of The Last Jedi. It has been the obvious choice of weapon for her to have because of the staff she always carries around from the start, and yet instead they just keep having her using Anakin and Luke's Lightsaber instead. And of course, the only time she has one is in a scene that is either a vision or an evil clone and means the real Rey doesn't actually use one.

Rey is a force baby. Palpy's second try after he failed with Anakin

Darth anal-slut

That actually looks interesting

common knowledge on Yea Forums

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Darth Mary Sue, obviously.

starwarsunderworld.com/2018/01/the-last-jedi-cast-and-crew-bafta-q.html
Also she exhibits the symptoms of using it.
There also is a rumor she is fucking adam driver on and off set.

Darth Gigerius

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I can see a foot cleavage

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>literally general grievous with Admiral Ackbar's head photoshopped on and running around in the OT era
>that atrocious dialogue
>that embarassing traced "art"
>"looks interesting"
god I hope you're joking

It makes sense since Ren is drawn towards the light whereas Rey is drawn towards the dark. He becomes good and she becomes evil.

It's really not. Palpatine decides to make a bunch more random cyborg Sith-in-training jobbers because he feels Vader is too complacent and then Vader ends up having to fight and kill them all to keep his job. That character specifically was laughably dumb.

>Was Lucas on meth at the time?
He's the same guy who thought of Jar Jar Binks and predicted that he would be everyone's favorite character.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

Darth Notgames

Darth Bitch
Duh

there's a snowball's chance in hell that Disney actually makes their star wars princess the villain

It's more because of the idea of a mon calamari cyborg

blatant tranny

That latter rumor is fake and literally originates from the mentally ill tumblr landwhales on Yea Forums who are stalking Adam Driver. He's a happily married man and never cheated with her. In fact, all signs point to them barely speaking to one another or spending any time together outside of filming scenes together because they don't get along and he isn't social with any of the cast.

Jar Jar is the key of all this.

I mean anything can be interesting if executed well but I don't see anything special about the idea itself

Darth Bahrren

>Luke vs Luuke vs Luuuke vs Bigger Luke vs Jake
Who wins?

I love the way Hamill looks at her during this. You can tell how disappointed he is in her.

it looks like a deep fake

And he was right, from a certain point of view. People still obsess over MUH JAR JAR. And then there's that whole theory that sprouted up a few years ago that Jar Jar was originally intended to be a Sith Lord that everybody thought was cool and then a bunch of the people involved with Episode 1 including Ahmed Best coyly commented on it saying they were glad people finally figured it out. Jar Jar was important, and so polarizing and memorable that people have never forgotten him. George knew what he was doing.

>still caring about this trash heap of a franchise

Just let it die.

Jake. Nothing is more powerful in Star Wars than belligerent apathy.

Darth Sneed

>Jar Jar is the key to all of this
It all makes sense now.

>This is real

Kylo Rey

he told a joke, expected the austist developers to laugh, nobody got it and he just moved on

literally who?

Explain

Not video games.
Also Disney Star Wars is trash.

Who is more autist, the autist or the autist who follows it?

>Latest leaks turn RoS into Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

Kek

Yea Forums, and most of the Star Wars """fanbase""" in general, have never understood George Lucas. He is very high IQ and has a very dry and surrealist sense of humor. Of course these autists missed that he was having a laugh, most people do. Same with that clip that always goes around of him angrily throwing some guy out of his office over a suggestion he didn't like, which was also just him goofing around yet everyone still takes it seriously. George Lucas has the same style of humor as a military drill sergeant, more or less. You just have to understand the game he's playing and then you'll realize he's basically never being very serious at all and can be in on the joke too instead of being caught off guard.

The force....is DARKNESS...

I'm starting to wonder why I even liked Star Wars in the first place

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The leaks are just stupid enough to be real

Darth Chin

Darth Hoar

>Yea Forums - Video Games

youtube.com/watch?v=rhHjzlCI9Cs

Darth Insaneous

It makes sense if you're familiar with the character of "The Mule" from the Foundation series, which Lucas obviously has already borrowed from - see Trantor.

>Honestly if they make her evil because she's basically been treated like she's some sort of walking goddess for every single film, that would be pretty alright

so it would be just the prequels but with a girl

>What’s her Sith name?

Count Syphilis.

>Darth Fuchs

I mean RotS was the best of the prequels so it might work.

>Luuke
>Luuuke
So this... is the power... of the expanded universe...

Darth Yikes

That'd be an improvement. At least we'd get some hilariously bad dialogue.

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>RotS
>TRoS

Hmmm...

why does marvel capeshit get the good stuff but not star wars
it's not fair

>This is also real and now unambiguously canon

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>Anakin and Obi fights on a lava planet
>Kylo and Rey fights on a water planet

>Capeshit
>Good
The word you are trying to use is consistent as Marlel at least had a plan.

>Had to do it to em (Those incels)

IMAGINE

This will probably be the case user.

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>Pale girls
Muh dick
>Pale girls with a sickly yellow hue
Muh ick

Darth Waifu

>get dilated pupils for a while after I run
>people think I am on cocaine
ehh?

Link me nigga

>It's too late Kylo, I'm already half Sidious.

Wasn't Grievous invented by Gennedy Tartakovsky for the original clone wars shorts?

Darth BadBitch

The Rise of Skywalker is a time travel movie just like Avengers Endgame was. The reason the new trailer spends half of its runtime just showing clips from the other two trilogies is because those scenes will all be revisited in some way or another. The characters will be traveling to different points in time from the rest of the saga, and their antics end up changing things. Han and Luke both get brought back to life by changes in the timeline, and the culmination is that the events of the Prequels are basically erased by Anakin never falling to the dark side and defeating Palpatine as Jedi instead. Prequel fans are going to seethe at this movie as hard as Luke Skywalker fans seethed at TLJ, but everyone else will cheer and proclaim that Disney saved Star Wars which is exactly what Disney wants and needs to save the profitability of the brand. Expect the Star Wars hype train to be back in full force after this movie comes out because all the people who hated the prequels will be fully back on board.

3 > 5 > 8 > 7 > 6 > 4 > 2 > 1

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you know this was better when it was vaguely hinted at in the movies instead of explicitly spelled out

no you dumb nigger, he appeared there first but there were already working on ROTS

People have long lost the ability to comprehend subtlety.

There are a lot brainlets (Yea Forums included) that would be confused and won't get the meaning of it.

Darth VIDEO GAMES

>when coke diet finally starts working after a year of snorting and you still look like shit

That just sounds like a sperg who gained enough status that people must have to figure out how to deal with him.
Can't blame him, since he achieved so much, but he is still a sperg.

That clip was cool but the rest of that fight scene is awful. Everything involving Rei in these nu-SW movies is just terrible.

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This is exact reason why so many people never understood the Darth Plagueis story and obsessed over the retarded theory that he must be still alive and that he is Snoke. The subtlety and point of that tale is completely lost on all the brainlets.

>Normalfags and the mainstream care about Comics
>Normalfags know about this info and shitty sites will have to search and share the info

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Darth Vaginer

The second one (with three u's) is literally an April Fools joke.

4 > 6 = 5 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 8 > 2

Its a google doc compilation of credible rumors/leaks, but the KH bit supposedly happens towards the end of the movie, but still. Shit's crazy.

What bit? I know about the rumored possession stuff

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Genndy's vision of Grievous was way more badass than in the final movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=X5t8A0NUCrI

That's what I am implying. Its literally just Terranort vs. Aqua all over again.

And you just know they're going to ignore that Rey is literally killing versions of herself just like Finn had no issues killing his former brethren, knowing they're brainwashed

Cunth Vicious

UV Ray

5 > 8 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 4 > 1 > 2

Darth Icky? Didn't he suggest Darth Insanus?

4=5>6=1>2=3>7>>>>>>

Darth Coke

he said both

There is no way you can place 4 that low and 8 that high. Seriously?

To be fair, 8 was at least entertaining compared to 2. 3 is better than 2 IMO. 8 is still pretty fucking low on the list though.

>OHHH... OHHHHH!!!
>THERE!!! YOU SEE!!??
>THE DOUBLE FOLDED RED LIGHTSABER HAS BEEN FORGED!!!
>AND NOW REY, IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL UNION!!
>AT LAST OUR MOMENT IS HERE...
>OUT WITH THE OLD BRITTLE VESSEL, AND IN WITH A YOUNGER, STRONGER NEW ONE!
>I SWORE I WOULD SURVIVE...
>AND BE THERE TO SEE WHAT AWAITED BEYOND MY EMPIRE!
>AND NOW IT IS THE DARK SIDE WITHIN YOU THAT SHALL BE THE ARK THAT SUSTAINS MEEEE!!
>...
>...
>...
>This heart belongs again to the Dark Side
>All the power begins in the dark side of the force and all so end
>"Ashla" is no different
>Darkness sprouts within it - it grows, consumes it...
>Such is it's nature
>In the end the light side of the force returns to the darkness whence it came

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Isn't the Darth whatever thing retconned already? When watching the original movies you get the impression "Darth" is just a normal part of Vader's name, not something special all sith have, and when watching the prequels and considering Plagueis is Sidious's master I thought the idea was that "Darth" was something like the name of the master-pupil line (Plagueis makes Sidious, Sidious makes Maul, Tyrannus and Vader, they are part of the same line so they all get the "Darth" name), but not something for all siths. It fits with Ben's new name, he wasn't trained by a Darth so he had a new name and formed a new line for the knights of Ren

3 is too generic and hamfisted IMO, never understood what people saw in it. 2 may have a shitty romance plot but at least has cool scenes like the coruscant speeder chase, obi-wan and jango's scuffle on kamino and their dogfight in the asteroid field, the arena fight with the monsters, etc.

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Wrong fool you replied to but I got your message.

Not retconned, but Disney wabss to act like they aren't sith anymore

4 is pretty good as a self-contained story and for the standarts of the time but have you tried watching it again? It's not that good at all, even if it has some god tier scenes.
And 8 is great, cry me a river.

>3 is too generic and hamfisted IMO
I still feel it had the better action scenes and far better visuals compared to 2, it didn't feel as boring. Plus the final duel kinda made it all worth it to me at least.
> like the coruscant speeder chase, obi-wan and jango's scuffle on kamino and their dogfight in the asteroid field,
All of those were in the first half of the movie, the second half just feels way too generic and boring. I'll agree that those were great tho.
>the arena fight with the monsters, etc.
That was honestly kind of a boring fight. Maybe it's just me.

>tfw got into Star Wars as a kid mostly thanks to this game
>tfw watching the franchise slowly kill itself as I get older

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5>6

Luuke was a dumb name, but it was pretty legit to have Luke fight himself properly instead of just fighting an illusion.

>That was honestly kind of a boring fight. Maybe it's just me
When I was a little kid I used to watch old ass sci fi and monster movies with my dad, flash Gordon with "giant" lizards or caveman vs dinosaurs with stop motion creatures. The arena fight always reminded me of those for some reason, especially some of the shots where obi is fighting the dinospidercrab thing.

>4 is pretty good as a self-contained story and for the standarts of the time but have you tried watching it again? It's not that good at all, even if it has some god tier scenes.
Mate I am a Zoomer, I grew up on the prequel trilogy, and yet I watched 4 several times and I can assure you it probably feels like the best one. I'd argue it's far better because it was before all the lorer autism began to kick in and back when it was a way better more ambigious space opera adventure.
>And 8 is great, cry me a river.
Dude both me and my normie brother who unironically enjoyed 7 and Solo and thinks that the prequels are better than the originals thought that 8 was garbage. It's pacing was utter shite. It's not as bad as 2, but holy shit you can't tell me it was great. The only great thing about it was the cinematography, but both the fight scenes and plot were all over the place, the fight scenes were half-arsed and the script just had no concept of thematic structure or pacing. They tried to make the movie pretentious and intellectual but failed to do so because they don't understand how deconstructions work. The movie felt like absolute marketing safe bullcrap.
Also Phasma getting killed off that early was fucking bullshit and you know it.

Also a neat loophole for Mara to fulfill the Emperor's last command, even if it was a bit of a copout.

Fair enough, for me maybe it didn't feel that interesting because the arena monsters looked really bland. If there had been more interesting designs and if the cinematography was more interesting I think I would've liked it. But I do see your point there.

Who the fuck is Jake?

In the first film it was probably Vader's name, A lot of the concepts that were put into the sequels and prequels were not thought of during the first film.

They didn't retconn it, or at least admitted to it. Rather, they're pretending that the Sith died with Palpatine and that "You'll never know" Snoke created some new shit called the Knights of Ren.

Darth Cunt Dooku

>The arena fight always reminded me of those for some reason, especially some of the shots where obi is fighting the dinospidercrab thing.
Is no secret that Lucas was heavily inspired by old school science fiction/fantasy to make Star Wars.In fact the part where the Acklay grabs a spear that he was using against it and snaps it in two was iirc based on a scene with a giant stop motion creature maybe a crab, don't remember which movie it was.

>me and my retarded brother think 8 was garbage, plus I still like 4 a lot
kay user

I think he's referring to Jake Lloyd

That old sad cunt larping as Luke that Rey finds on a rock in the middle of the ocean
youtube.com/watch?v=qd_jyaFejhg

I gave an argument to why 8 was garbage. You give me a fucking argument on why it was great you fucking retard. You have yet to tell me anything that was objectively good about the movie other than the surreal cinematography.

And don't you dare say it was the visuals, the reason I brought up my brother was because literally the only thing that makes him say the prequels and 7 are better than the originals is because it doesn't look as "outdated", so the visuals can't be used as an excuse here.

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6=3>1>5>4>7>2>8
Anything that doesn’t put 2 and 8 on the bottom is nonsense.

Best in the business.

not as nonsense as putting fucking 1 above 5

pot calling the kettle black

AND NOW IT IS YOUR DARKNESS THAT SHALL BE THE ARK THAT SUSTAINS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why were people surprised when Luke was salty and refused to use the Force, despite the fact that Han literally said that Luke "felt responsible" and "ran away from it all" in 7?
I thought Luke's characterization was fine in 8. He pulled a lightsaber on Kylo while he was asleep, and immediately regretted it, and decided to just shut himself off from everything. I had no problems with how it turned out, and I'm very excited to see how his arc wraps up in 9.

>He pulled a lightsaber on Kylo while he was asleep
this was the part people had a problem with, you nonce

Darth Maesue

SHEEV'D

Want some deathsticks, kid?

Yea, but literally a second after he did it, he regretted it, and was "ashamed". The movie even recognizes that it was a bad play on his part.

What can I say, I enjoy space politics

>In fact the part where the Acklay grabs a spear that he was using against it and snaps it in two was iirc based on a scene with a giant stop motion creature maybe a crab, don't remember which movie it was
Mysterious Island maybe?
youtu.be/Br6a_Ilhngk

Is she trying to make her tits looks small? Why would women do this?

You don't want to sell me deathsticks

Darth Ayuwoki

>He pulled a lightsaber on Kylo while he was asleep
Luke would never do that after the cycle he went through. That was retarded.

You mean to tell me that a dude who dropped everything to fight the biggest badass in the universe despite being told not to is impulsive? You don't say...

The character development is he didn't slice Ben in half and just mope about that later.

This is a very bad post

Wouldn't even be mad. It's probably the best you can hope for with the cards that have been dealt.

>Xehanort is Sheev
>Terra is Kylo
>Aqua is Rey
>Hamil voiced both Luke and Erquas, both whom died to Sheev/Xehanort's future body.
>Victim has a fight within allowing Aqua/Rey to fuck their shit up.

It's poetry

HE DEVELOPED PAST THAT YOU DUMBASS

Darth Whiteline

>entire movie has basically been leaked
>still nobody knows who Reys parents are
Is she a test tube baby? Sheev force baby like Anakin? what

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*Pottery

WHAT'S THE POINT OF IGNITING IT WHILE IT'S STILL FOLDED

She IS the Force

The point is that it's disgusting that the only thing they could come up with to force the plot they wanted was for Luke to pull a fucking lightsaber on his nephew in his sleep. Which is antithetical to literally everything he stood for in ROTJ, and is made even more insulting by the fact that it just HAPPENED OFFSCREEN IN BETWEEN TRILOGIES. That isn't easily excused by "haha it was just a lil mistake bro :^)"

It actually used to have an interesting and developed world it took place in, now it's just boring shit with awful/non existant lore that ryan johnson and JJ Abrams cooked up.

Watch JJ's version of star trek or even lost to see just how bad he is at worldbuilding. All he ever does is "OH SHIT CRAZY MYSTERIES ARE HAPPENING" followed by underwhelming explanations that dont make sense.

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After all his training in episode 6, he still taps into the dark side during his fight with Vader. And although he ultimately refuses to kill him, he still used that power during the fight. Luke is still growing, and episode 8 shows us that.
youtube.com/watch?v=Td4AQZMTkTQ
I loved it. His character arc is not finished yet. It didn't even finish with episode 6. The only way we can tell whether or not it was all worth it in the end - whether or not it was actually brilliant - depends on how episode 9 wraps it up.
The final opinion on the sequel trilogy rests on its conclusion.

thank you anons

The moment the guy who believed Darth Vader could be redeemed even had thoughts of planning to murder his nephew, he wasn't Luke Skywalker. This had to ignore all previous character development and off-screen development since RoTJ in order to make a lick of sense. To justify it would first mean having to see what could make Luke that person, but there's nothing because Rian Johnson is a hack.

No, you didn't, you said random stuff without explaining your posts and pretended you said anything worthy, just like I can say "no, they pace was great and the deconstruction was genious".

When? Storming Jabbas palace in his half cocked plan? I guess letting himself get creamed at the end might be seen as patience, but it was honestly just him being stubborn and getting lucky he was right.

the focus of JJwars isn't the world though, is exclusively for chatacterfags. they'll never go back to the ST era after IX

your post is dishonest

>your post is dishonest
What?

Yeah this one.

it's dishonest. Not even trolling or trying to rile you up

The part about Luke using the dark side in episode 6?
scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/111291/did-luke-skywalker-use-the-dark-side-against-vader-in-episode-vi-return-of-the

>Mandalorian looks kino
>Jedi Fallen Order looks like it has potential

>IX looks like forgettable shlock
>only ST show already cancelled

At least Disney is canceling the ST garbage after this year.

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It's a April Fool's Day joke.

No, I'm not saying your facts are wrong. Leaving now bc honestly it's embarassing to get this deep over a star wars franchise argument but I stand by what I said.

dark anakin the friend

What's dishonest about facts? What the fuck?

THE FORCE IS FEMALE

Leia was in on that plan. It was a risky plan, but she's already established as a smart strategist. Why attribute the plan to Luke at all? Remember that when her chance to save Han fails, Luke is the contingency and she is in on it, as is Lando and R2. C-3PO isn't told the plan because he can't keep a secret. so acts as the audience's main PoV character for the first act just as he did in ANH.

Darth Femcelius

I don't know how this miniseries, like Batman TAS, managed to have the definitive version of so many characters.

The fucking jews at disney probably made her

based

>Jedi Fallen Order looks like it has potential
it looks like a slower version of the force unleashed. something about the demo they showed off just didn't make it seem all that great to me.

>darth (in)vader
>darth (in)sidious
darth icky is par for the course

so it would have been darth kill yourself?

darth enstrualcycle

She used to look really pretty in the first modern star wars movie. What happened? That was only like a few years ago. Isnt she only around 25?

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Darth Disney the feared Double D

Darth Cocainus
Darth Wombless
Darth Nocareerus
Darth Mareysus

5>4>6>3>1>7>2>>>>>>Anything that isnt in this order is wrong and you know it.

Can a lorefag explain to me whether Darth was orignally supposed to be a name rather than a title? Episode IV seems to treat it more like a name, such as when Obi-wan refers to Vader simply as "Darth" during their confrontation aboard the Death Star.

>1 better than 7
I can see the argument for 3, you are insane if you think 1 is better

HOW COME DISNEY LETS YOU HAVE TWO LIGHTSABERS

>such as when Obi-wan refers to Vader simply as "Darth
I'm not sure myself but this isn't really evidence, people are called by their titles all the time.

Why would Ben call his former pupil, that he doesn't respect, by a title

Because it's impersonal and shows he's cold to them despite their shared history.

I like it but I'ma change it up a bit

1>4>6>3>5>2

end of canon

Darth Maulina

Darth Chinpo

Oh yeah that makes sense I guess. Also I just realized it wasn't the Death Star but rather Vaders ship.

Yeh this one got me for some reason.

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He was obviously joking but everyone at LucasArts towards the end was such a fucking sycophant cocksucker they took everything he said 100% seriously

Retard, at least check some facts before larping. They're making an Obi-Wan show AND a new season of Clone Wars. They're clinging to the Prequel Era for dear life

>make a storm trooper kill her
do it disney it's the only way....

Darth Menses

>we'll never get Darth Cel

The fact that no one could tell whether he was serious or joking is the entire problem.

>that bit where she dribbles over Ripley

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