Do we have any canonical proof that Mario actually has a penis?
Do we have any canonical proof that Mario actually has a penis?
Gavin Cook
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Jaxson Edwards
he fucked your mom lol
Ian Evans
fpbp
Colton Lopez
he wouldnt be wearing boxers to hide his guido torpedo
Alexander Morgan
there was an old japanese comic in which he had one
Adam Powell
Do we have proof Peach doesn’t have Yoshi squeeze and punish her tits with his long tongue?
Cooper Lewis
there's that comic where he tells the kid not to forget to clean his foreskin on the bath, if he have this kind of knowledge he must have a penis
Henry Murphy
She's too busy tribbing with Daisy to do that
Luis Ramirez
Samuel Lewis
he eats and drinks. He has to get rid of waste somehow.
Blake Nguyen
Magical Sleepover U
Alexander Rogers
I've seen pictures.
Andrew Lee
I still have no idea where this comes from.
Bentley Scott
>if someone knows a lot about animals they must be one
or
>if someone knows a lot about female genitalia they must be a girl and not a boy
Christopher Jackson
“Mario's penis was put in print in 1988 in a Super Mario manga series that ran from '88 to '98”
Robert Roberts
Thanks for reminding me of what the jews took from me
Aiden Cox
does peach love Big Bowser Cock because of this then?
Brandon Collins
You can punch Luigi in the dick in Superstar Saga
Leo Bailey
it's alright user, you're in good company
Mason Watson
It’s an edit of a bubble bath comic advertisement.
Ian Rogers
No but we have canon proof that Waluigi has an uncircumcised penis
Levi Price
Don't mope, start restoring. The best time to start was yesterday. The second best time to start is today.
Eli Hernandez
small dick is the patrician choice
Lincoln Harris
Luigi is his biological brother and is packing.
Jacob Cruz
Judging by Luigi's massive bulge, Mario must have one too, being brothers and all.
Lincoln Walker
but do we know for sure mario is his *brother*, and not a girl forced to live a male life by their parents?(gwyndolin-type deal but the other way)
Jace Cook
Nope. Otherwise they would have introduced Mario Jr already.
Julian Anderson
No wonder Mario is such an asshole to him.
Adrian Lopez
Nice contribution to the thread nitwit
Dylan Collins
I do not think Nintendo would show female nipples.
Jace Evans
Mario Pissing confirms it
Henry Brooks
Jacob Martinez
he has a mustache and uncensored nips
Mason Diaz
Jeremiah Garcia
DEEPEST LORE
Tyler Gray
I remember seeing a different edit of this a couple of years ago, anyone have it?
Ayden Sanchez
He can’t be Italian with that small Asian cock
Jaxon Johnson
Do we have any canonical proof that OP isn’t a faggot?
Lincoln Hall
toppest fucking kek shrek #rekt
Bentley Butler
that doesn't seem like a very good company
Chase Long
Mario has girth and flexibility, but Luigi has length and reach
Julian Gray
based
Benjamin Diaz
>the difference in sensation is like the difference between stroking the back of your hand and stroking the palm of your hand
Honestly, I understand the genocide.