Healers are submis-

>Healers are submis-

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he's taller, heavier and older than the fighter

Well-known fact that the Cleric is the quintessential CHAD Faith class, regular Healers and Priests are beta bitch boys and Paladins are prissy tryhards.

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King of Dragons?

correct

MMOs did a number on the cleric.

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is it just me or is the entire classic beat-em-up genre just trash
the only remotely decent one was D&D: Shadow Over Mystara

>is it just me or is the entire classic beat-em-up genre just trash
there are a ton of the games in the genre.
there are some good ones, but many mediocre ones which drag down the genre as a whole.
It's why i have both "puzzle" and "platformer" filtered on steam

>2m
>109kg
>34

D-daddy

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What are some ones you like?
I've been bouncing around mame lately trying to learn some 1CCs

You cant go wrong with anything capcom.

plenty of faggots are big yet submissive

it's good when they throw in all sorts of cool secrets and alternate movesets that require the player to do more than just move close and press attack
coincidentally that's why shadow over mystara is so good. there's lots of little details coded in to keep things interesting

while not exactly a pure beat-em-up, NARC is still amazing.
give it a go if you ever get the chance
even better if you can convince someone to play co-op with you.

>play a fuck ton of the second game
>super joy spamming my way through the skeleton and zombie cave
>start hearing the shout as "imouto save us"
>die from laughing at the idea of the clerics little sister coming in to save him

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loved this game so fucking much
they had the machine on an arcade next to my great-uncle's summer place
as a kid I remember gathering around some teens playing it because my retarded young self could never get past the spider boss for some fucking reason, and they could 1cc no issues
thanks for the sub

>play a fuck ton of the second game
there's a fucking second game?

tower of doom is 1, shadow over mystara is 2

>second game
what the fuck man

Most of them are braindead quarter sinks. I would recommend playing Streets of Rage on Hardest. My bro and I run it a few times a year still shooting for that 1cc.

This. I'm finally putting on some muscle but I'm as submissive as ever.

>never 1cc a single arcade game
how does it feel bros?
tell me

Feels pretty fucking good. I used to be able to consistently 1CC House of the Dead 4. It’s a lot easier than the previous games but still a ton of fun and super satisfying.

If you are familiar with genesis golden axe, just play the original in mame for a relatively easy one. When I say familiar, I just mean "knows how to do a down stab loop"

But that's a tank, not a healer.

>cleric
>tank

Its the D&D series, not really a continuation if you think about license rights, though King of Dragons was probably a fan homage to D&D anyway.

....and here's the GOOD CLERIC.

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