Playing an fps on European server:

Playing an fps on European server:
>Clear concise communication
>High level of coordination
>Funny banter that doesn't go too far

Playing on US server:
>BRAVO TO DELTA ONE NINER I GOT THREE TANGOS TWELVE O'CLOCK AM I CLEAR TO ENGAGE?
>Aye yo shut the fuck up white bitch come to bompton pussy ass white nigga bitch and say that shit nigga imma beat yo ass
>FUCK YOU NIGGER 14/88
>LOS ES NOOBS GRANDE DIOS MIO
>*12 year old starts freestyle rapping while single mother yells in the background every time he swears*

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>Clear concise communication
*two people communicating while a French guy keeps thinking that speaking louder means everyone will suddenly understand French and everyone else can barely speak English

>european server
>communication
naah, everyone just talk in their own language or stay silent.

rent free

>play on EU server
>Half way through match entire team goes AFK
>"sorry had to go pray to mecca"

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>Vosotros

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pieces of shit aren't exclusive to NA servers

Fug I forgot about AVA. Was great for awhile.

>European server
>Everything is in Cyrillic, no one is talking, game is deadly efficient
or occasionally
>Everything is in Cyrillic, 12 year olds screaming incoherently, game is a clusterfuck

What the fuck do you mean communication noone fucking talks to anyone in pubs on euro servers

>mom shouts me down for dinner
>she doesn't thank me for my service

>playing pvp fps in the first place
You have to be over 18 to post on 4channel

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Russians aren't European, they are effectively mongols

Reminder that topfragging in a Euro server revokes your limitations of speech and gives you your free rights back.

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t. 22 year old zoomer pseudoboomer

no EU server that alows both french and spanish together can't have Clear concise communication

>topfragging
what's that?

god i wish FPS lobbies had people doing operator roleplay instead of just dropping esports lingo

American servers are GOAT. The greatest pleb filter.

Having the best k/d

I'm always envious of US servers.
EU is just a mix of angry broken english players, micless players and a few high teens which might as well be micless.

>play fps EU
дaвaй cyкa блять пиcдик everywhere

but I don't want any kids

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>Playing an fps on European server:
>Clear concise communication
>not 12 year old Germans screaming in their niggerspeak and then falling back on repeating O MAI GAD WOT DE FAK over and over when everyone ignores them

huh for a second thought it meant lobbing frags in a high up arc

European servers are so notoriously shit that not even EU players want to be on them and go to U.S ones, what fantasy world are you living in?

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>SEA Server
ching chong chang

Gdi, lol

>selling gold
>selling gold
>selling gold
>selling gold

Why didn’t you join them brother?

No it means having the most frags (as in kills) therefore being first, or on top of the leaderboard or scoreboard.

Ya so you have the best k/d

playing an fps on European server:
>r u faken wankin 'ere?
>silly twat
>piss on me mom!

playing on US server:
>WHATS UP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
>what up senpai
>ay yo dis nigga mop da do didda po mo gub bidda
why can't people b nice online?

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The vast majority of time no one talks at all on any server of any game unless it truly requires communication and even then most people don't talk much.

Euro servers are good until Brits who think banter is just calling everyone else shit while bottom fragging show up.

This is the biggest load of bullshit. yuropoors are the most deluded race on the planet.

t. yuropoor ameriboo

>be australian
>play on Australian servers
>lol joking you can't play because is fucking dead here

>play US servers
>everyone is pretty ordinary, some memes here and there, there's usually 1 or 2 people who are trying really really hard and are pretty chill about it or absolute cunts about it

>play Euro server
>absolute fucking silence, people only communicate via text chat

>play russia server
>it's the same as the euro server but periodically, at complete random, someone's mic comes on in a cacophony of screeching and wails as they mumble something
>nobody responds or even gives any indication they understood. Who are these mic calls even directed at??

>play in asia server
>Everyone is talking but 100% of them are screeching like the random Russian players but they're actually SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER WHILE THEY DO IT

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>play on euro sever
>always have 1 american wondering why no one is from america or is talking over the mic and is painfully unfunny
Why cant americans be quiet for 1 second? cant they handle dead air?

All countries are the same but we can all agree that US is dogshit

Aussies are bros and I miss Australia
t.yank

Mutts need to hear themselves talk 24/7.

no, mathlet. it doesn't mean that at all. the best K/D is usually a good player who joined late and went on an above average spree while only dying once or never. the top scorer almost never has a k/d better than 4 in most games, meanwhile getting 6+ frags in one life happens all the time (balanced out by unlucky spawns over a longer play-time) so if you join late you can get a spree like that and finish with a k/d of 6+. also just technically the top scorer doesn't even have to have a good k/d, you can top score with more deaths than kills because the score system in most games is a joke.

>implying anyone communicates in english on european servers

>Aussie joins the server
>connection goes to shit for everyone on board
Cheers Nigel.

Certainly not

Top fraggers have the best k/d 99% of the time in "competitive" fps. If you don't I automatically lump you in with the bottom niggers.

yeah, but why? and why do they join euroservers?

>be Australian
>playing on Friends' american tf2 server
>back when BFB wasn't nerfed to shit
>the outrunning hitboxes shit is multiplied by 10 by my horrible connection
>drive everyone insane

lol

>>play on Australian servers
>>lol joking you can't play because is fucking dead here

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I remember only one particularity from playing in european servers for more than 10 years: NOBODY FUCKING EVER TALK.

that's my experience from playing tf2 since 2009. And then you switch to a burger server and everyone is throwing bants.
there's no middle ground.

>play on Australian servers
>nape riggers has connected
>MY COCK IS IN YOUR BUM

>mutts
>banter
Throwing shit at the wall and hoping people laugh isnt banter.

>american ((((humor))))
Mutts can't into bantz retard.

Our whole country has the population of a city anywhere else. When a game seems like it's 'starting' to die to everyone else, it's completely dead for us first...

I avoid Euro servers on Red Orchestra 2 and Rising Storm 2 because everyone on them is either fucking retarded, has a stupidly heavy accent that makaes thme impossible to understand, or both. At least on US servers when someone is being a retard they can understand that you are calling them a retard.

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>bant with euros
>they cant take it and resort to calling me mad
>a-americans cant banter!!!

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why dont you post a video of americans humoring themselves in game?

>Brit
>Playing with other Brits
>We are calling each other the worst names, laughing and generally digging each other for the bantz
>American comes in
>We try and include him
>He gets offended
Its absolutely not a meme, Americans CANNOT handle the bantz.

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more like
>russian yelling in hieroglyphs
>guy with weird accent trying to speak english
>finn making fart noises with his mouth

No more like

>European server
>Everyone is autistically silent, except
>Fins with [FIN] in their name sperging
>Eastern Euro children shouting
>English tech"lads" (only on csgo)
>French person assuming everyone speaks French and getting annoyed that the worlds lingua franca isn't franca anymore

What a bizarre request, what are you expecting a stand up comedy routine in the middle of a game or something? A video of Americans being "funny" in a game? Even if I were to post such a thing you would just go "those stupid americans aren't funny!" anyway.

Playing on US server be like
>loud shart noices on the background
>sorwy guys McDobals alweys makes me bowels active
>hear gunshots in the background
>THIS IS THE POLICE, PLEDGE YOUR ALLIANCE TO ISRAEL OR GET SHOT

>mutt lashes out at euros
>on a euro server
>where most people cant speak english
>"IM NOT MAD!!!!"

>euros shit talk me
>shit talk back with the same level of sarcasm
>y-you must be mad!! m-mutt!! s-school shootings!!
Don't you have some more vaccines to dodge, Pierre?

Its not that hard to understand, post a video of mutts bantering in game
>HURR DURR EVEN IF I DID POST IT YOU WOULD THING!!
so you cant find a video of mutts being funny?

>Playing Project Reality a few years back
>In squad with calm yank SL, and some Finnish guy
>Everything is fine
>Israel gets brought up because we're playing as the Israelis
>Everyone is joking about Israel when suddenly the Finnish guy has a near meltdown about how evil Israel is and everyone just ignores him or asks why he's having his meltdown
>Rage quits
Finns are insufferably autistic.

>he gets vaccinated
enjoy your kike juice tyrone

playing fps on euro server, no one talks, easy frags because they have negative testosterone levels, my ping is 130 and I'm still the best player in the server

American server, even if my teammates are complete shit eating retards they sometimes communicate useful call out

used to winning wars unlike euros, have the right game sense and atttitude

Not him but it's common knowledge that mutts can't take banter. Did you read that story about an american trying to sue some Brits because he couldn't take their banter? Imagine fucking sueing someone over something like that lmao. I can only see amerimutts do that

What do I even look up to get that? "funny exchange exclusively between Americans in video game?". Do you even know what words mean or have your superiority complex and memes rotted your brain?

>throwing around some banter with the lads
>scottish person shows up
>they take everything personally and start ranting about politics and how much they hate the english
Why are they like this?

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>used to winning wars
The only war america won was the civil war

I like how you say this while using the "mutt" meme which was literally created due to Europeans not being able to handle banter and just go "t-this is you!" with mspaint drawings.

game?

when europe becomes 100% muslim because all of the whites die from a plague, you'll wish you got the juice

>this one example can be extrapolated to Americans as a whole
which country are you from?

For me the experience was simpler

>European server
>No one speaks a word
>American server
>No one shuts up
>Asian server
>Don't even know who the fuck I'm killing this time

This. I'm British and I refuse to play on anything other than US servers because everyone there speaks fucking English at least. I also find American guilds/gaming groups to genuinelly be much friendlier than Eurofags.

>some foreigner joins European (Russian) server
>realizes who he's playing with
>tries to talk Russian
>only knows how to say "cyka blyat vodka Putin"
>Russians try to communicate with him with "fuck bitch uhhhhhhh suck dick"
>get second hand embarrassed x2

Even if you go with the whole "amurika did not winnings world 2 rusia did!" mindset your post is retarded.

we've won every war and bailed you ouf, when you decided to dilate

we could have destroyed the entire country of Vietnam with a few bombs but we played nice

>I'm British
Fuck off

I can't help it. I just really hate the English.

>mutts make fun of euros for years
>not a problem
>suddenly they get called mutts
>NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT!!! WE'RE WHITE!!!

dude vietnam lmao

>mfw people join a server with a language they do not speak and then wonder why they have a bad experience
>mfw these same people often complain when people who don't speak their language join a server they're on

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>Bantering with the lads
>American joins the server
>He goes on about how he is part Scottish, part Irish, part English etc
Why are mutts so obessed with trying to link onto other cultures? Legit questions for Americans.

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>European server
>Clear concise communication
good meme m8

This never happened.

yes we won vietnam, our citizens were just asshurt over the draft

we're used to winning ward which is why on 130 ping I still dominate euro servers

Wrong. Russia's popular haplogroups R1a and N1c is related to some Europeans (Finnic people, poles)

Why can't amerimutts take the mutt banter?
It's just harmless banter, no need to get upset about something like that

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>Playing on euro servers
>Some annoying kid can't shut the fuck up
>Eastern europeans actually let him boss them around
So many times in m&b and secret lab

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>european server
>communication
>not dutch kids repeating KANKER
>autistic swedes screaming into the mic and germans tying ^^ every other second is clear, concise communication
Shut the fuck up yank

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genetically we are similar to you, we just gained skill by winning wars you couldnt

The Revolution went pretty well, as did the Mexican-American and Spanish-American Wars.
It's also silly to ignore the Pacific War when discussing WWII.

Why are you so autistic and unable to take a joke though?

So basically what you're saying is.
>Europeans get butthurt over being bantered
>Draw mspaint comic and go THIS IS YOU in response and think it's some sort of Trump card
Thank you for agreeing with me.

>play on NA server
>hear every amerimutt getting cucked by Tyrone in the voice chat

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>It's also silly to ignore the Pacific War
That one was won by the Australians. The nukes didn't end the war, the threat of a troopship full of emus did.

>"ONIONS! M-MUTT MUTT MUTT!"
This entire thread is a disguised tourist /int/ thread. Sage goes in all fields.

>He thinks mspaint drawings are "banter"

because america has no culture, if your country is made up of mostly europeans that want to get away from their old cultures and monarchies then you tend to drop all culture, so their heritage is the only thing they can cling onto

>I go to /pol/ to avoid my insecurities
Come visit /int/ some time so I can laugh at you

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alliance of valliant arms its in the picture name you sperg

Reminder that the whole Amerimutt meme was created by katsaps and moskals.

>mspaints trigger the mutt

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>I'm British

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we still know how to win wars oddly enough

Eh. Some immigrant groups, like the Polish, or [recent] Italians, and Greeks, hold onto their culture firmly. There's a difference between "muh heritage", and actually practicing a culture, while remaining in contact with said culture, despite it being across the Atlantic. Even then, to say America has no culture is silly, considering the abundance of it here or there. There's just no baseline, unified culture, outside of social-political ideals, and maybe, baseball.

>born in 98
>boomer

Pick one and only one
I want all of vee to just go

I literally can't think of a single war. Civil one maybe but that's a really small one

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It's not that, I think it's the overuse that would annoy most people. Burger spurdo was a much more preferable mascot imo. Essentially
Burger spurdo: SOUL
Mutt: SOULESS

Jeez /int/-san, 148 results in the archive? If you wanted my cock, you should've asked!

The only people who speak English on EU servers sound like text to speech generators. I've noticed they shut up when an American joins due to inferiority complex.

reality

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america has no culture, it has too much different people from all around the world to have a single unified culture

OP isn't from Europe, that's for sure. If you play on EU servers you most likely get tons of Russians into team and bunch of faggots that can't speak English nor their own language properly

Are you memeing or are you actually that retarded? I can't really tell anymore.

I always mute amerimutts as soon as they start talking

traditional american culture is white anglo

maybe you need to learn history then, because we saved you from becoming nazi germany

Tell us what country you're from so we can appreciate its glorious martial tradition.

There's more than 1 person posting that image you know

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so can someone tell me why actual video game threads get deleted but this /int/ thread stays up

Don't forget the white anglos' slaves! They cook and sing and dance real good.

>>Playing an fps on European server:
>>Clear concise communication
>>High level of coordination
>>Funny banter that doesn't go too far
You must not play on casual CSGO servers.

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What the fuck is that image, please tell me that's fake, what the fuck America

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>play on US server
>YEE YEE BROTHER RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

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There are no whites in america

>break away from the anglos at every level
>tell the king to get bent
yeah, sure, america is anglo despite most people being from ireland

>Revolutionary War
>Mexican-American War
>Civil War
>Spanish-American War
>Philippine-American War
>Boxer Rebellion
>World War 1
>World War 2
>Persian Gulf War
in our modern world, it's impossible to truly win a conflict - hence why the us has adopted the policy of proxy war and political subversion because brute force followed with occupation hasn't worked well, as seen in the middle east

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>Be Australian
>Can only play on Australian servers
>Squad leader is off his face and can occasionally be heard ripping a bong in the background
>One of our LATS gets confused and hops into the wrong logi at the start of the round and goes on an adventure with squad 2 for half of the game
>One bozo wants to talk about the cricket but nobody's having it
>Our medic is offering suggestions to our squad leader while also explaining how to do everything and is effectively leading the squad but isn't confident enough to take the role for himself
>We set up a TOW at our FOB, I hop onto it and notice the enemy setting up a cheeky FOB of their own at the radio tower miles away from any of the points.
>Squad leader decides we're gonna attack it and asks our medic how to put down an attack marker
>Get stuck in a sustained firefight at the radio tower that lasts for a good half hour uninterrupted
>We eventually get wiped and the enemy squad moves on.
>That is, except for me
>Revive our medic and our squad leader
>Medic gets everyone else up
>We dig up the fob while they're all off it and push deeper behind enemy lines
>Eventually find ourselves in a small shack while our Squad leader waits for the other squads to decide how they want to proceed as there's intense fighting over the contested point
>He gets bored and orders us to throw all of our smoke grenades into the shack while he sits inside and takes another hit
>Enemy BTR notices all our smoke and comes to investigate, we all cower in the shack, squad leader loses his mind with terror
>Our missing LAT appears out of nowhere and one hits the BTR and we move on without any instructions from the rest of the team
>Get into another gunfight and dig up the enemy fob at their next point
>Our team finally takes the last point
>Steamroll them for the rest of the game
>Finish the game with top squad and 36 kills for myself
If your ping is low enough I highly recommend it.

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>Not flanking them by positioning yourself at the west of the map.

Of course it is.

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my great grandfather was 100 percent italian, as a result my grandmother makes italian dishes, that's called culture

culture evolves, please tell us what country you're from and what your culture includes

because it wouldn't exist if America didn't save your life in ww2

>that guy who says "allahu akbar" every time he kills someone
Classic.

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It's not like every single game has matchamking nowdays and yo uare stuck with this shit

The Russians did you dumb mutt
Sure, the Netherlands but I don't know why you mutts can only think about violence and wars.

>despite most people being from ireland
lol what. absolutely not

Bro you're responding to a shitposter and making yourself look retarded just leave it.

youtube.com/watch?v=kW9pGZAUEAU

Americans and anyone from the UK are basically always guaranteed to be annoying losers online.

They either can’t go two seconds without going on some “ironic” tirade about their speech being censored and making some insecure racist comment, or they can’t stop talking about some city in their state nobody gives a shit about.

It’s actually sad how consistent they act. They’re more NPC than asians

You fucked yourselves by adopting their language.

He nailed you perfectly, zoomer psuedoboomer

I thought the Emu war meant you guys weren't allowed to be militarised any more?

Strange post.

>making spaghetti nigger food is culture
I make pizza but that dont make me italian
>america
>saving anyone
america invaded my country and sent their niggers to fuck all the local white women, the good guys lost WW2 and everyday it fills me with sadness

without our coordinated attack on 2 fronts the Russians would have been blown out next summer

>European servers
>fun

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Nothing strange about it. You’re just an anglo trying to muddy the waters as always.

>join a server on rising storm Vietnam
>immediately upon joining I hear an Australian man say "ah, you fucking cunt"
>realize I'm playing with a bunch of Australians who just banter the whole match
Australians are the best players, I don't give a fuck what you the rest of you faggots think.

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Who raped you?

what's retarded about pointing out his country wouldn't exist unless we won the war for him

nice joke faggot
i wouldn't go back to Europe even if you paid me

Another strange post.

I can understand why you’d think getting raped happens to everyone since you were born an anglo, but unfortunately for you in this case you are alone.

Lol keep believing your propaganda slave. Even the Canadians did more in the war

>Pre game lobby
>"Hweeloo? wear arr u frum?
>Say country
>"Nais, Ai Turkey"
>continue to speak Arabic for the rest of the game with what sounds to be an ISIS decapitation video going on the the background

lmao pretty accurate

Because you're playing up their "stereotype" too perfectly by literally going MUH HERITAGE. In fact, would you go post on a flag board and link it to verify you're an actual American? Should be no problem since you are one and clearly proud.

Anglos are not European.

>my country wouldnt exist
we fought with germany not agaist them, it was all fine untill americans blew up the towns and villages during their "liberation"

huh? huh? ya boil? ya seethe?

>Guys my great grandfather was Italian, meaning that I am Italian too!
Lmao this image describes you mutt perfectly

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without our attack on the western front you wouldn't exist, be thankful for Americans bailing you out

Try playing with various chinks.

why is this thread still up?

Post geneology and chin

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no idea what the fuck you're talking about, doesn't change the fact that their country wouldn't exist if we didn't save them

Correct

> I also find American guilds/gaming groups to genuinelly be much friendlier than Eurofags.

I have noticed that american "gamers" are more friendly than euros most of the time. In rpg type games where there is pvp i feel like its more common for americans to be nice to newr players who stand no chance against them, as if its enough to be able to say "yeah i could have killed you but ill leave you alone until you are a worthy opponent". Meanwhile euros will go out of their way to gank newer players ie level 100 guy ganking a level 4 and saying "git gud lmao"

even albanians are more italian than you

So all countries are dogshit since they're the same? Actually redpilled

I'll thank the Russians instead
Now go back in your mutt wagey cagey so that I can live comfortably at the cost of our american slaves

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Some shitposting crew (probably coordinated) is running around ruining every thread they can.

why am I so good at winning wars for you then, even in an online setting

Any server that has too many anglos in it are shit. You’re simply biased and that summary is completely wrong. Every US server I’ve been in is full of micfags constantly talking about stuff that isn’t relevant and it’s always the same basic Yea Forums-tier memes they regurgitate. Unless it’s your first time in an online game, I don’t see how you’d enjoy this more than once or twice. EU/Russian servers are the best.

Not him but to claim Americans did nothing in WW2 is blatantly retarded, WW1, sure. But with WW2 you have the lend-lease act, so much more involvement in the European theater etc. Also Americans were pretty much alone in the Pacific and handled that entire aspect pretty much completely. The Russians certainly were the main driving force in Europe, but the Americans contributed significantly there and the Pacific was pretty much all them.

>I'll thank Russia
I'm sure you will commie

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>Russian

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ok, but I'm something better than both of you based on the fact you can't win a war

Spoken like a butthurt mutt. I feel sick when I talk to any “friendly” mutt. All they want is something from you and they won’t shut up once they start talking. You’re all very needy for attention.

>shitposting crew
this is just your average cuckchan thread, there arent any shitpost crews because everyone here is a shitposting ironic faggot

>WW1, sure
Belgian here. The Russian front was gone, so the west would probably get raped if the US didn't step in.

this thread is so based, holy kek

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Sorry you live on a desolate rock, Aussiebro. I genuinely feel sorry for you guys, Aussies are always complaining about how their servers are dead

Sounds like someone got their shit slapped too hard by one of them. It’s ok, just stick to your US safe spaces and you’ll be fine.

actually without the attack on 2 fronts Russia would have lost next summer, so you can exclusively thank us for your culture existing

I'm just shitposting to make the mutts angry.
Sure the US played a major role in WW2 but not as big as the american propaganda makes it seem to look like. The Russians are the real winners of the war

>The only war america won was the civil war
They lost that war desu. States rights should come before the power of the fedral governemnt. Now the fed has too much power and america is a socialist country with internationalist bankers directing policy and profiting off of government sanctioned ponzi schemes and other scams.

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As an American I know for damn sure every time I've played on an EU server the banter was 10x better. American "banter" is just saying trigger words like nigger and faggot and then saying "u mad nigger faggot LOL" and maybe the occasional kill yourself.

Irish immigration was not an issue until almost 40 years after the revolution. The original colonists and citizens of early America were largely Anglo.

>Israel
Not gonna read all that bootlicking

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Mutts were the most irrelevant group in both world wars followed by the anglos

No it's cool, go lie in bed with the nationality that literally ruined DOTA2 online for years, maybe your neighbor will share some of their roast child with you

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You're fucking retarded. Playing on EU servers is always angry Ruskies/Poles swearing in some weird language, spanish with their holapendejojalapenio giberrish and bunch of fucking French cursing in English with their obnoxious accent.

Sure they were the main ones dying for it, but you're insane if you think they would have stood a chance on their own without the U.S and UK, mostly the U.S considering the lend-lease act and all the materials, logistics etc they provided to the USSR.

>Europoor server
>communication

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youve never played on european servers have you?

lol mutt got triggered

literally 90% of americans are irish, they never shut up about it

>britbong
There is your problem.

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World War 1, yes.
World War 2 absolutely not.

The US played a very small role in the WW1. They barely sent any soldiers and also came at the very last moment in the war to claim a meanless victory for themselves

>where are we going boys?
>"idc man you can pick"
>ok, how about Georgopool?
>"nah man let's go School"
why do people do this?

without us the Russians would have been overwhelmed, we split the defense to both fronts

the Russian airforce was free kills for Germany, without us bailing you out and splitting up the German forces your country wouldn't exist, and Russia would have been defeated

>Not gonna read

Well yeah, nobody in your country can.

Did I stutter, faggot? I said both world wars. No one cares about your Pacific front.

>Bitches about American propaganda
>Regurgitates propaganda that came right out of Stalin's asshole

Oh the Irony.

Without the Russians literally winning the war for you you wouldn’t exist here LARPing about your country being any sort of saviour.

except for the fact the Russians would have lost because we split up german forces to both fronts, thank us for your country existing

>play on Australian server
>everyone, without fail, is fucking garbage at the game
>their funny accents make this even better because it's like listening to a bunch of clowns try to make serious communication / discussion while failing completely

>play on EU server
>it's the same as above, but the accents aren't even entertaining
>seriously, these are maybe some of the worst players in the entire world, even worse than the aussies

>play on Asian server
>someone is always hacking, every single time
>actually, usually multiple people are hacking and every single one of them peeks the weirdest angles and takes the strangest fights that you'd need a triggerbot or something to win (and they usually do)

>play on US server
>sometimes they're good and sometimes they're bad, but they're always douches
>you will never meet an American that is completely cool and fun to be around; there is always at least one downside to them
>usually, very personal arguments will be started over the mic over a fucking videogame, and they'll always get their feelings hurt

My experience from all the servers I've played on, in multiple genres of games.

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So this.... is the power.... of euro banter...

I suppose the need to correct something so utterly braindead it must have been whipped up by some kind of half-sentient earthworm on a special keyboard is a 'trigger' of sorts, but since you did the closest thing to admitting you were wrong by panicking and trying to switch gears immediately I feel vindicated instead.

I don't know Australia and New Zealand probably cared quite a bit.

You didn't split the defense to both fronts. Hitler sent most of his army to fight in the East. D-day is nothing compared to the war at Stalingrad

Russians would have lost the war due to an inferior airforce, we bailed you out so thank America for your country existing

>the mutt says while he forgets about the absolute state of american intelligence and education

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>make one post dabbing on mutts
>get four (you)s in less than a minute
Why are mutts like this?

>yank

That’s an obvious European

>not going 1/0 then hiding for 15 min to have the highest k/d

American propaganda is just as bad as Russian propaganda

Wrong, people with Irish ancestry only make up 10% of the population. The largest ethnic background among white Americans is German.

we did split the defense read a book about it, the troops that defended the west were sorely needed in the east

the only reason Russia won is because we split the defense and bombed Germany to the ground

Russian airforce flew paper planes and are the reason top German aces got over 400 kills

without us your country wouldn't exist

So this is the power...... of enlightened britbong philosophers............... amazing................................
shropshirestar.com/news/2015/10/06/dispute-over-dogs-led-to-shrewsbury-arson-attack-court-told/

then why does EVERY mutt claim that they're irish?

Fair.

Mutts are very insecure. They lack any identity or culture, that's why they get so butthurt about races and other countries. It's almost as if they're trying to justify the pathetic existence of their puppet country

Playing ranked on euro
>constantly thrown against overwhelming odds or equally competent team and matches go into 3rd overtime
playing ranked on american
>you reach top rank in no time and even then its gg ez

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You've met all of them? Every one of them?

They don't and you've got this made up strawman in your head that you're dealing with rather than reality.

cope

Yes.

it justifies their alcoholism

Funny you talk of insecurity because you're the one who needs to validate his (you)less post by samefagging

Wow that's some epic banter there you really showed those mutts how insecure they are.

>So this is the power...... of enlightened britbong philosophers............... amazing................................
>american education

Because they are fucking retarded? Maybe you only interact with Americans from the east coast? Idk.

>Miami
>white people

Holy shit is she stupid.

You haven't been outside much, have you?

I don't recall seeing a fat wheezy sperg asking me if I'm Irish in some garbled europoor accent, and if I did I would have bent his knobbled knees backwards

Cope with what? Your shitposting is bottom of the barrel tier man you need you new material.

SEETHING MUTTS
GO DIE FOR ISRAEL NOW LIKE THE KEKS YOU ARE

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Not my fault you've got the memory of dead skunk.

More epic banter, really showing those mutts how to do it with your saved, named and labeled shitposting images. You're the banter king.

>p-p-please stop the banter euros, I can't take it anymore

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You’re a funny guy user.

>You’re all very needy for attention.
Says the obsessed /int/ poster baiting for (You)s.

>frenzied yuropoor quickly ctrl+vs a section of his buzzword.txt file on his notepad without even being able to see his screen through the torrent of tears

>British guy goes full armchair general while performing like a low rank new player

I can't stand it

>Angry shitposting is banter
Your posts are honestly embarrassing.

In his first year of operational service, Hartmann felt a distinct lack of respect towards Soviet pilots. Most Soviet fighters did not even have effective gunsights and their pilots, some cases in the early weeks, were forced to draw one on the windscreen by hand: "In the early days, incredible as it may seem, there was no reason for you to feel fear if the Russian fighter was behind you. With their hand-painted gunsights they couldn't pull the lead properly (deflection shooting) or hit you."[29]Hartmann also considered theBell P-39 Airacobra, theCurtiss P-40 Warhawk, and theHawker Hurricaneto be inferior to theFocke-Wulf Fw 190and Bf109, although they did provide the Soviets with valuable gunsight technology.[29]

thank us for saving your country, without us it wouldn't exist

>join european server
>"Hey everyone"
>Kicked and banned. Reason: "Sale rosbif de merde"

What the fuck is wring with frogs?

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Why is it always the English? I usually reply with "Thank you Sun Tzu".

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>American banter in this thread
>On-topic, concise, witty
>Europoor banter in this thread
>56 PERCENT 56 PERCENT MUTT MUTT MUTT NO NO THE THING YOU SAID ISN'T TRUE NO MUTT 56% ISRAEL MUTT I'M RUNNING OUT OF BUZZWORDS MODS PLEASE POLICE THIS THREAD FAST
Very embarassing If I can be quite tbqh

>servers thread
>it goes into NO I WON WW2 NO I DID NO RUSSIA DID again
V I D E O
G A M E S

>euros hours
>banter in the world chat
>people trading
>newbies asking questions and receiving help
>an american wakes up
>"le DRUMPF xd"
>"btw I don't like blacks haha"
What is it with Americans and politics ? You can literally tell at which exact moment amercians get out from school and log on their computer because of their politics obsession

>>Aye yo shut the fuck up white bitch come to bompton pussy ass white nigga bitch and say that shit nigga imma beat yo ass

Reminds me of the good old days on xbox live in either COD or Halo

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well what else do they have to talk about in their boring ass lives? why do you think so much lonely 40+ year olds believe in that Q shit?

Low IQ and they imported a lot of butthurt Germans at the end of WW2

WE GOT WHISKEY DELTAS WITH A FIVE FIVE SIX BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

>be an amerimutt
>go to mcdonalds

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thank us for allowing your country to exist

Do the burgers in Austria bleed green too?

We are trained to go to McDonalds when in distress during our school shooting drills. I often visualize a McDonalds when doing my night prayers because there's no safer place.

>Please help I'm trapped in Austria, someone stole my password
>It'll be okay sir, we'll set up you with a calm down burger while we sort this out

are you serious?

how. how the fuck are you avoiding frenchfags and russkies on any european server?

great, I haven't eaten anything all day and now I' even hungrier

Calm down burgers are my favorite, I like to have 2 or 3 before my sleep burger.

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Uuuuum, no?
Sorry sweaty ;)

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kek

shut the fuck up doremitard, you deserve to suffer

He looks 100% Italian to me tbf

thank us for your country existing

who let /int/ out of its cage?

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>play on EUR server
>everyone sucks
>play on US server
>some suck
>most are socialable

USA all day BETAMALE

That's too much reading for the average amerimutt

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Absolutely fucking BASED

Jesus

>rs2 Aussie or SEA servers because fucking good luck playing outside of afternoons or evenings
>occasional decent banter on Aussie servers and hilarious engrish on the SEA ones

Its alright

Just some friendly banter

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The words are broken up by lots of pictures so no, you get a picture break inbetween so it's an ok amount.

where the fuck is WTC 7?

In his first year of operational service, Hartmann felt a distinct lack of respect towards Soviet pilots. Most Soviet fighters did not even have effective gunsights and their pilots, some cases in the early weeks, were forced to draw one on the windscreen by hand: "In the early days, incredible as it may seem, there was no reason for you to feel fear if the Russian fighter was behind you. With their hand-painted gunsights they couldn't pull the lead properly (deflection shooting) or hit you."[29]Hartmann also considered theBell P-39 Airacobra, theCurtiss P-40 Warhawk, and theHawker Hurricaneto be inferior to theFocke-Wulf Fw 190and Bf109, although they did provide the Soviets with valuable gunsight technology.[29]

thank us for saving your country, without us it wouldn't exist

sure

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One or two threads maybe, at that point it's literally just obsession.

I am entirely certain that if America really was nuked off the planet there would be one day of celebration then these fags would all have offed themselves by the end of the week, realizing they have no more purpose in life without an America to seethe at

surprised no one glued a paper plane to one of the towers

What’s wrong with that picture? Germany was founded as a nation of immigrants. The first Germans were immigrants form Central Asia that came to Europe 3000 years ago.

Americans sure love to worship their corporate overlords

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More like they would off themselves by the end of the week because without the USA there would be no more gibs for them lmao

Americans are like pets that are taught tricks to make them seem more human.

You have an unhealthy obsession tbf, I haven't seen a shred of banter from your posts you just seem legitimately upset.

Genuine question, do the people who say that there are no white people in america actually believe that? I'm Finnish and i've travelled all over the world, including america. They have beautiful places and nice people there, and I really don't understand why they would get most of the hate they do. Maybe i'm just biased since i've been to shitholes in South America, Asia, and Germany. At the end of the day I would rather live in Finland over anywhere else, but america would rank way higher than many countries i've been to, the hate seems odd.

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They would get taken over by Russia except for Britain and France

sounds like your average game of squad

>moving to a post-industrial age country for gibs is the same as building a country from nothing
okay, kid

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Yes they are Israeli pets

>this is the type of post a mutt makes if you make fun of mutts instead of niggers

>Clear concise communication
How I know you have never played Dota on EU west

there are no white people in weimar america, just mulatto mystery meat

That didn't even make sense

You seem entirely too clear-minded for Yea Forums my friend

Where did you visit? No memes, America really is only 60% white and in some cities it’s much lower. New York City only has one borough with a majority white population and let’s be honest here, a lot of the white population in NYC is Jewish

>west EU
There’s your problem. It tends to be full of anglos.

I've seen this guy and his seething filenames for ages, he really doesn't have a shred of mirth or soul in him. Probably Chinese.

really gets my noggin joggin

>Be european
>live in mostly non-diverse countries, amongst my people
>news reports the news

>be american
>live in very diverse country of ideas
>have no cohesive culture
>news constantly tells you certain groups of people are racist, and evil
>get surprised when the group acts racist and evil

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It's not the Anglos who are the problem though. It's:
Angry Germans
Angry French
Angry Turks
Angry Russians

>join NA server "blyat"
>join SA server "blyat"
>join SEA server "blyat"
>join EU server "blyat"

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I wonder about it sometimes too, I try and tell myself it's merely shitposting and that no one is actually dumb enough to take shitposting memes seriously but some posts make you wonder.

>the furthest place from the anglos is full of anglos
based retard

mfw I live in Austria and I forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me user

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>american education

So you haven't visted before.
I've been to a few different states, Virginia, South Caralina, Washington, Maine, and Colorado.
>America really is only 60% white
That would mean that 60% of the people are white, not that all people are 60% white though, that's why i don't get the claims.

You're welcome Eurobro

Friend you're actually being reasonable and realistic here, that's not what this is about. You're supposed to shitpost and say buzzwords nonstop.

>generalizing hundreds of millions of people (on both sides) by your interactions with 15-20~ of them

You'd have to be fucking retarded. There's cool folks and pieces of shit from every country on the planet.

>join NA server "jajaja puta madre"
>join SA server "huehuehue! i report u"
>join SEA server "cao ni ma"
>join EU server "blyat"

No, that's not true. And I justify my hatred of the other with made up scenarios in my head and memes.

Insallah, my european brothers, I am a born and bred Dutch, I fucking hate the american dogs like you do.

This thread proves that amerimutts can't handle banter

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God is in heaven and all is right with the world

never met a cool folks on a EU server

I guess I'm not white despite my blonde hair, green eyes, and pale skin dotted with freckles. Funny that.

>/int/ obsession

It’s just a meme that has the tiniest shred of credibility owing to the fact that many American whites have a tiny percent of American Indian DNA, that we have many Jews, that the average white American has many European ancestries and the fact that we’re becoming less white by the day

Again it’s just meme bullshit that pisses off stormfags. By the way, you chose some nice places to visit.

>mulatto mystery meat coping hard

>15-20~ of them
those are some empty lobbies you got there, if i'm playing with 200 different people per day its a slow day

There are blond Jews with blue eyes. What are you hinting at?

Wash your hands, Ahmed.

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I'm Finnish so most people on this site don't consider me white anyways.

Go back to your /pol/ amerimutt containment board

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Very funny trickery here. Homicide just means the death of another person, meaning if I hit someone in traffic, it’s a homicide even though it’s not a murder.

>This guy spamming images non-stop in desperate attempt for (You)s
Embarrassing.

fins arent white, they're asian

>join SA server
>argiefag seething over two guys talking about the falklands war
>everytime this brazillian guy speaks, 3-4 dudes yell "SOPA DO MACACO UMA DELICIA"
>everyone plays like shit
>pair of furries ERP in the chat

Never again

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>94% yes for roach
doubt

>European server
>British and Czech players die as the first ones and start blaming Polacks for everything
>Germans miss few shots and start calling everyone Jude
>Swedes call everyone poor, and are in turn adviced to suck Muhhamad dick
>Hungarians and Russians use only their native language, impossible to communicate with them
>The French refuse to write and communicate at all
>By the end of the match everyone just swears in their native language and calls all other nations subhumans
>Match is over with an embarrasing failure
>Single Polack or Slovak writes "gg"

E V R O P A

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Turks are more aryan than the whole of Europe, so it doesn't surprise me.

>asserting the dominance of your nationality while boasting that you're a jobless manchild
lol

So European = PS3
US = X360

we're good at killing people, which is why we bail you out in wars and online games

That is only thanks to finnish slaves they used to import long time ago

>cleentugal

Aussies are the best to play with. I wish I had a aussie friend, but they all hate Brits more than anyone.

>UNGHK UNGHK UNGHK
>g-g-GAAAAAAAAAAH
>*gasp*
>*schlorplplplp*
>UNGHK UNGHK UNGHK

That's what you sound like.

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yeah, the PS3 was huge in europe and playstation still is, same thing happend with SEGA being huge over here because nintendo didnt release many games for the euro market

>amerimutts think it's normal to kill someone in traffic
WTF AMERICA

This. The average European man can't stop pleasing Mahmut.

>play US-East servers on every game
>get random Euros who don't stick to their own servers
>get tons of bongs
>South Americans all flock to US-East especially Brazil
>somehow even get a bunch of Australians at certain hours
Leave me the fuck alone and let me play with my fellow best coasters in peace.

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I want to get sucked off bad!

>europistanis think it's normal to gangrape people on the streets (but only if you are an immigrant)

god I love applejack

Europeans are all bad at fps lmao

>Clear concise communication
>High level of coordination
>Funny banter that doesn't go too far
Bullshit, euro servers are filled with slavs, snotty brits/french and sandniggers.

I go to a good university, what are you talking about?

It sure as fuck is normal in Asia and Russia

>italians
>good at winning wars

mussolini, didn't you die years ago?

I feel a significant lack of thanks to America for allowing your country to exist and bailing you out.