How much pussy do you think she gets in between missions?
Samus Aran
Christian Ross
Carter Hill
None
She probably seems autistic and stinks from all the time in the suit plus constant exercise
Not to mention all the alien contact
She probably has fish pussy
Aaron Kelly
I know some fat nerdy girls would be into that.
Jaxson Morales
Lots.
I bet she even has a dedicated pimp getting her all the underaged boypussy blood money can buy in the galaxy.
Prime alien shota catboy tail on demand.
Asher Peterson
Lmao on life support series
Only one more game till you get in the fzero box
Gabriel Taylor
>Shota
I'm sure if anything she's all about those puffy loli cunts.
Dylan Rodriguez
We've been in the fzero box already user.
Matthew Murphy
None, shes made for tentacles/alien cock
Daniel Reyes
A fair bit, but she's bad at picking up girls.
Samuel Sanchez
What birthday video?
Brandon Brown
>shota
Kys retard
Kevin Lopez
None, spends all of her free time at the zoo and bars because she has no friends and need people to listen to her ramble about animals.
Sebastian Allen
This I could actually see.
Ayden Diaz
samus goes into zoos on the least popular times of year and tries to teach the animals how to wall jump out of their pens
Jack Morris
Samus goes to the zoos to pick up animals and get anally ravaged by them.
Tyler Russell
Samus is pure
Chase Campbell
>Sir, that bounty hunter is here again, she's spinning up the walls and making a mess
>Yes, it's disturbing the other customers, she's making that whirring sound and it's making the Zebesian chiraffes all jittery
>Well, the last time I tried to talk her down she just ignored me and then started jumping on me like a god damn trampoline, so send someone else, please
>Oh god, now she's started sparking and everyone's freaking out. Please call the Feds, I really can't deal with this...
Brandon Foster
Samus has a fat futa cock.
Dylan Lopez
This
Also this
Jacob Carter
Her shithole gets remodeled every mission
William Wright
>futa who has a massive dick but is unbelivebly shy.
my brother from another mother.
Isaac Jenkins
First thing she does after a mission is go to the nearest space bar and fuck the first guy who approaches her.
Gavin Foster
None because she is a non-character. She is a generic avatar for the player like your WoW or Minecraft character. She has zero personality and every speculation about what she does in her free time is based entirely on your own autism.
Samus is a shit character and every waifu virgin in this thread needs to get laid.
Dominic Robinson
>non sexualized
LOL, fucking Jew bait. That game sucked, and filling it with fag politics just made it worse.
Joseph Sanchez
jew here and I agree, all the nu-raider games are dogshit
Elijah Jenkins
the only pussy she gets is her own, because she's not a dyke faggot
Gavin Foster
John Sullivan
samus should be buff and tall
Brandon Morgan
>muscular and ripped samus dominating a shota
Isaiah Flores
she looks like she fucks shotas
Asher Scott
Levi Hernandez
More
Jeremiah Wood
I see Samus like Ripley, Deckard, or the classic Ronin/mercenary. She's tired and jaded, always cool, hates being around people. Just wandering the galaxy looking for work with her specific kind of talent.
Her antisocial nature made her a bad fit for the military.
She has a sense of justice and honor, but wants money up front when righteousness isn't a factor.
She doesn't seem like the type to have any interest in even a casual relationship. Her only friendships are more out of mutual respect.