ASTRAL CHAINS REVIEWS GO UP IN ONE HOUR

86-88

>snoygroids already seething

lmao

with Nintendo Penalty: 90
without Nintendo Penalty: 105

82

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It is 15 it’s just that Mario and Zelda get their own special bonus on top of the usual Nintendo bonus.

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The ultimate middle grade of them all obviously. That will be a 78

>the difference between 93 and 81 is more than 15
ok

>Snoys can't even make up their mind on how high the """"nintendo bonus""""" is

nah even with the nintendo bonus it only going to reach 74

Back then Nintendo didn’t hire nearly enough writers from publications so the bonus was smaller.

Nintendo bonus is 25 points actually

Imagine beleiving in a Nintendo bonus after all the turds they released and everbody shitting on these tursd

Why do you boomers care about review scores?

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My last 2 digits are the real score it deserves.

hey there cutie ;)

78
mark my words, it's going to be another regular game

When is this coming out for pc?

8
.
8

It will fall somewhere in the 80’s, no more no less.

2026

87. Pretty hyped for the game.
oh god oh fuck

Tomorrow

Emulation? When the Yuzu devs actually get games other than Mario Odyssey to work. Actual PC port? Never.

WELL MY LAST 2 DIGITS ARE THE REAL SCORE

Give it a few months let the nincels beta test the 720p 26fps version first before we emulate it at 4k

delusional

79

score will be last 2 digits

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My last 2 digit + 15 Nintendo bonus

reminder to add 10 to the score you think the game will get because the game as a "journalist" mode

Score will be last two plus twenty.

Yikes?

92

its 30 retard

My digits will be the one true score without any meme bonuses

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You know what my problem with switch reviews are. Is that they NEED to over look the consoles flaws (low fps/laggy online/bad resolutions/etc.) in order to give it a good score. I can see The Witcher 3 reviews now, everything will run like shit but since it's on the switch 95/100.

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87
Screencap it

Witcher is a 5/10 on any hardware

Woah! Who is this guy?

What are you new or something? It's obviously 40.

Makuta Teridax, the one and only ruler of Mata Nui.

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Looks like an 82 kinda game desu

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT BRO

Aren't Nintendo like one of the only publishers that actively don't pay for reviews? If anything we should be talking about a Nintendo penalty.

Fuck off, Terry.

The truth hurts dr0ne

Real good at math there you aspie

Leak when? Can't wait to pirate it.

>This is what nin10dicklicker shills actually believe

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Nintendo bonus is 40% prove me wrong

84 (no such thing as Nintendo bonus as long as you stay on your meds).

Thats not what the nintendo bonus is.
The nintendo bonus is nintendo games scoring higher because americans have a retarded amount of nostalgia for nintendo games and thus mario, zelda, smash, kirby etc (the big hitters) get higher scores than they deserve.

It's especially bad with zelda (8.8)

lmao

I only started hearing about this game like a month ago and it's already out, what the fuck

Some of Nintendo of America's best staff comes from Ign, including Yea Forums's titty waifu Audrey Drake.

Critics don't give 0's coz they're asshurt weirdos.

>I guess 81
Nintendo bonus is dependant on which franchise
Astral Chain is new so it's probably only +10
Zelda is +25
Mario is +20
Smash/Party/Kart is +15

Great reading comprehension, mutt.

>WITHOUT THE NINTENDO BONUS BELOW!
Probably about a solid 89 but a 70 or so with the bonus

Oh so its a nostalgia bonus, got it
Have no clue who is feeling nostalgic over Astral Chain though.

So we can agree there is no nintendo bonus for astral chain since it's a new IP.

It'll be 89, and I guarantee this.

shut the fuck up ugly retard

>The nintendo bonus is nintendo games scoring higher because americans have a retarded amount of nostalgia for nintendo
Then it's not a bonus is it.
The thing about nostalgia is that people use it as a standard which impacts reviews of a game if it doesn't reach it, in other words that bonus is a negative.

THE BONUS IS A MYTH, THE BONUS IS A MYTH
REVIEWERS ARE JUST REALLY SHIT AT THEIR JOB

It will be between 79 and 86. Mark my words. Screencap this post. Personally I am expecting around an 82 give or take.

Having said that I am excited for the game and glad I am getting a second Switch game to play this year (first was FE Three Houses)

WOOOO THEY'RE GIVING THE GAME A NUMBER WOOOOOO
SO EXCITING

prove to me that the Nintendo bonus is real

why even bother with these when the BEST preview/review is already up?

youtube.com/watch?v=qCsZPc-bndM

Literally not a single journalist comes even close to Tim Roger's analisis.

P-prove to me t-that it's not!

cringe

There is no nintendo bonus, but in general there is an overhyped and too popular to call out bonus.

>this literal who is better than other literal whos
nah

Metascore: 88
If Nintendo Bonus exists which i seriously doubt: 93

>Kotaku

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>seven minutes

My last two digits
Please be good

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uh oh

OHNONONO IT'S FUCKING OVER
RIP PLATISHIT AHAHAHAHA

God help us.

Uh oh

oh shit

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F

You fools it will be my last two digets

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OMFG

Fuck you it will be mine

shitendo not even once!

LAST TWO DIGITS

Also F

NOOOOOOO

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Don't worry guys, my last 2 digits determine the score

No my last two digits!

i like this one

>EVERY LAST TWO DIGITS SHIT GIVES A BAD SCORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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based

My last two digits are the score
WITH the nintendo bonus

No my last two digits!

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My Digits = the Score of SA3

No, it's going to be mine.

>astral chains... user's last two digits...
So that's what she meant!

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based #2

How is it possible that awaiting for a Metascore is way more interesting than both Gamescom and E3 2019 combined?

92
screencap this

screencap it yourself faggot

69
Don't screencap this

Depending on the score it'll be OH NONO NONONONOO or WE GOT COCKY XXX BROS.. threads for a few days

nice

Hahaha the sex number :DD

my digits will be the score for death stranding

Because shitposting is fun. I'm just waiting for which side to take.

last two digits cyberpunk

You're an old depressed boomer who just cares about other people's opinions, not your own, and you don't even care about gaming anymore. There's your answer.

Ventilate, you old fuck.

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right ;)

LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOK AT THE SCORE OF HIS GAME

oh nevermind, we're safe bros

nintendobros we got too cocky

What is "cringe" about it bb?

Is unsurprising you won't know him user. He has been writing for more than 2 decades about videogames on underground sites.

yes? Have you seen it?

To be fair it does seem to exist for games that sucked absolute ass.
>Other M (79)
>Skyward Sword (93, this is the most indisputable example)
>Sticker Star (75)
>Color Splash (76)
>Star Fox Zero (69... yes, even this is much too high)
>Pokémon LGPE (79)

IT'S UP
metacritic.com/game/switch/astral-chain
metacritic.com/game/switch/astral-chain
metacritic.com/game/switch/astral-chain

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

88

Put me in the screencap, bros.

lol not even in the 90s.

>92
lmao
LMAO
NINDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>88
based nazi police

>0

Told you

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>88
its over

As part of a police special task force, it’s up to you to fight against mysterious, alien-like creatures who have invaded the world. In the Ark, a multi-cultural city in the near future, disaster strikes when gates to another dimension suddenly appear! Dangerous creatures begin to emerge, attacking the people and polluting the land, and normal police forces are unable to compete with them. To stand up against these threats, a brand new, special police unit known as Neuron is formed. Choose between two playable characters – one male, one female – on your adventure. The character you don’t choose also appears as your younger twin, and a fellow member of Neuron. In order to resist the creatures, humanity developed a special weapon: the Legion. The Legion acts as your partner, and helps with your investigations. However, it’s in battle where the Legion shows its real ability...

WHAT THE FUCK BROS ITS NEGATIVE

>8.8

SONIGGERS SEETHING LMAO

>back to no reviews

Nintendo wins once again.

8.8

>8.8

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>78 + 10 For the Ninty Bonus

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>same metascore as Nier Automata
Based Taura.

Leak wann?

Based and nazipilled

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For a game that triggers NPCs 88 is fine.

WE GOT TOO COCKY SHITPOSTER BROS

Nsp when?

>sub 90
AHAHAHAHAHA
SONY WINS AGAIN

78 is good, nice.

Substract like 10-15 for Nintendo bonus and you end up with the real score.

>snoyfags already COPING
LOL

based shitposter

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78 critic
86 user

88 is great for any game...

>platinum still can't make good games
what a surprise

>88
>Astral Chain dabs on resetera

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96 + 2 platinum bonus - 5 sjw angry about cops malus
93

Nice COPE, cuck

cope

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NOOOO I TOLD YOU XUYS THAT THIS GAME WAS NAZI POLICE PROPAGANDA

THAT'S THE RACIST NUMBER

It's only going to go down as more sjw publications post reviews too lmao

You guys are mentally ill. You're obsessing over a number that means nothing.

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BASED

So the final score is 72 after adjusted to Nintendo bonus?

That's pretty fucking shit.

Fuck off shitposter.

So what does it take for some random shitter to become a "reviewer". My first guess would have been a degree but journalists don't actually need educations anymore.

COPE more

The nerd rage that year was unbelievable.

nincel bonus is 25 to 60 points so no

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OH NOOO ANOTHER SWITCH GAME THAT I HAVE TO BUY NOW GODDAMMIT. STOP NINTENDO PLEASE THINK OF YOUR RIVALS, YOU ARE ALREADY PISSING ON THEIR GRAVES. SOMEBODY STOP THESE MADMEN, THEY MAKE TOO MANY GOOD GAMES.

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What did Days Gone get again Sonyfag?

It’s not even made by Nintendo tho

>88
Thank god, I was beginning to regret my pre-order for a while.

No game on a Nintendo system can ever be over 80.

Only 5 off, not bad desu
Probably should have added a bigger anti cop malus.

idk the bonus depends on how much i like the game so don't take their word on it

>Nintendo bonus is 10
>Noo its actually 15
>What do you mean? Its 20
>No dude its 15
>No man its 10
Make up your mind you spastics

Do you seriously put this much weight on other people's opinions?

Death Stranding will score waaaaaaaay higher than this.

What a flop HUE!!

cry more kamiya

It's 100, you nincel!

thanks to the sony (25 points) bonus :-)

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how large is the kojima bonus

so a perfect 10?!

It's Yea Forums. Of course they're mentally ill.

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Cope

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Shut up false flagging nincel, it's actually 105.

Please be 88
ANTIFA faggots are already on suicide watch

The Nintendo bonus doesn't actually exist. There's just a "large popular franchise" bonus, and since Nintendo has a lot of those, retards relate it to Nintendo. Games like Zelda and God of War get inflated reviews, but games like Astral Chain deserve every point they get.

>13x 90+
>2x10+
>1 6.5
>8.8
???? What is with metacritics weighting system?

...

NOOO NINTENDOLIFE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE 100!!
WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOIING?!???!
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Remove the lower scores from blm acab retards.

its my experience that the retards that care about metacritic scores are all zoomers. young people are usually very stupid and poor, and buy into the "my team is winning" mentality because they only have one platform.
when you see a thread with a metacritic screengrab, it's basically proof beyond all doubt that the poster is currently zooming. i own every platform and i dont think i've read a video game review in like ten years. i just could not give a fuck what other people think about a game or which computer game company is "winning."
i just play games and have fun. astral chain looks fun. every platinum game is fun.

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It's almost like there is no bonus

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Imagine having to come up with something like a “Nintendo bonus” to avoid taking your own life over a Switch game being good

I really, really hope this game is as good as people are making it sound. I'm choosing this over Monster Hunter World: Iceborne this month because I was able to order it for $20 off. I've put over 300 hours into MHW so this game needs to blow my socks off.

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Well it just BTFO'd Control that had the embargo at the same time.

>88
Nice, actually a 100 because nazis

>muh sony
all consoles are equally cancerous and so are their drone armies

Wtf based?

>no 6.5 on OpenCritic
>8.7
I don't understand critic scores

Now that it's getting rave reviews, how many 0s are sonyfags going to spam on the user score?
I say 100.

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The Nintendo bonus doesn't fucking exist. Only the zelda bonus.

PC is equally worse because platform wars.

>And Astral Chain's action is some of the very finest I've come across, all delivered with a seamless quality that often leaves you breathless. Platinum never loses its lustre, goes the motto that sits proudly in the entry lobby of the studio's Osaka headquarters, though some might have thought the studio has dulled in recent years. Astral Chain is having absolutely none of that, and it shines brighter than anything in the studio's past. It's an absolute dream of a game.

Only a 88? Sorry bros I only get 97 masterpieces like Mario Odyssey, RDR2 and BotW

opencritic.com/game/7870/astral-chain/charts
>not a single bad review
Is this a universally acclaimed game?

???

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This is the score of one of the best PS4 games, and it has a SJW bonus

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The jaded fucks over at Gamekult gave it an 8 and said it's a big return for Platinum

I was a little worried about this one but seems like it's solid. I'll pick it up on the weekend. I was hoping Control would do a little better. Seems like Quantum Break with the garbage cut out. I'll still check it out, but I'll wait for a sale.

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60s-70s. I hope the game is good, but I have a strong feeling a lot of it will be unpolished.

Platinum kino is back on the menu boys

>US
>#22, below even Plants VS Zombies
amazon.com/best-sellers-video-games/zgbs/videogames

>Japan
>#14, below some Shark catching shovelware
amazon.co.jp/gp/bestsellers/videogames

>UK
>#9, below MINECRAFT
amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-PC-Video-Games/zgbs/videogames

>France
>#30, below Crash, a rom collection and Assassins Creed Origins
amazon.fr/gp/bestsellers/videogames

Why does metacritic allow reviews from sites with “NINTENDO” in their name? What an absolute travesty.

There's no nostalgia for this, so I think the bonus if any will be very low, some reviewers will confuse they sucking at the game with it being bad, so maybe 7

haha, Nincels are so insecure of Sony.

>"journalists" can't even finish cuphead tutorial
>oh this "journalist" gave this game a 10/10 I guess the game is good.
I still don't understand why the opinion of people that barely know how to play games matters. The trailers already show that the game is good.

>already COPING
LOL

>SJW bonus
Actually it's the ResetEra bonus. SJW bonus doesn't exist.

88 vs 81

Based, how can zoomies ever recover

It's a forced meme. It's the usual bonus all hyped games have unless they're seriously trash. Before the Switch broke Yea Forums, it was called "paid reviews".

Pick your buzzwords for the thread while thy are still hot
>tranny
>dilate
>zoomer
>boomer
>cope
>seethe
>cringe
>based
>___ pilled
>have sex
God this fucking board has become worst than cancer

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The difference is that botw was genuinely an awful game while astral chain is shaping up to be a masterpiece.

Metacritic score is 7 points lower

Snoyfags are already SEETHING in this thread

to be honest some of those websites are the most autistic reviewers when it comes to nintendo games. Have you seen the Gamexplain review of Mario Maker 2?

>two years and a half later and still seething
Let it go.

I say fuck your listed buzzwords, I'm taking cancer from your spoiler.

Taura just posted in Twitter that he's just relieved it didn't get a 20.

NINTENDOLIFE GAVE IT A 9 AND NINTENDOEVERYTHING A 10 THAT MEANS THE GAME IS GOOD

Yeah, Platinum games don't sell well usually. What's your point?
>botw was genuinely an awful game
Try playing more video games. It's far from awful.

81 is still a good score

Oh my truly BTFOd

/s

>going for the hidden content
Nice

stay butthurt you autistic pc fatso

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To be fair, I don't usually care at all about scores since I've loved games that have had low scores before, but the BotW scores were kinda bullshit. The world was beautiful and the open design was a big step in the right direction, but it was just so fucking empty and you'd be running or riding for 15 minutes without finding anything substantial. Also the weapon break system was annoying as fuck, even though I understand why they did it. The game is good but it was nowhere near a perfect score.

I’ll probably pick up Control On PC unless the Pro version is 60 fps

>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BASED

>Have you seen the Gamexplain review of Mario Maker 2?
He went full "soul-soulless" meme on it compared to the first Mario Maker while ignoring the tons of objective gameplay and content improvements that make it a much better game, you'd think he turned into Yea Forums for that review.

Sonyfag here absolutely based fuck pc cucks

It is, but the point that user was making is that it's lower than Astral Chain's, which is an objective fact. Of course this doesn't mean that Control is bad or that someone is guaranteed to like Astral Chain more.

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cope

88...bros...did we get to cocky??..fuck..

I just now clocked in 40 hrs in fire emblem. To many gaymes coming that are worth the money, fuck. Then in 1 month dragon quest drops. Goddamn it.

PLATINUM STILL THE GOAT

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Nice, i stopped going there since they become full SJW but an 8 from them is still a good sign.

IT WENT UP

keep crying over your choice of povertybox, mexican

89!!!!!!!

Same score as DMC5

Mario Maker 2 cutting a bunch of stuff instead of just adding was a really shitty decision. The first game felt like Mario Paint and the second feels like New Mario Paint

every time i refresh it switches between 88 and 89

What does the score become if you take out the 65?
And even the 65 said the combat was great.

People did the same to Fire Emblem, so your point is irrelevant

I don’t know if I’d say BOTW is that bad but you’re right, Astral Chain seems to have both innovation and a plethora of content where BOTW only has the former

I bought yu gi oh last week

Give me a fucking break Nintendo I have spent more than a thousand dollar on switch games since launch

>89
DMCkeks on suicide watch

DMC5 will still have deeper combat but Astral Chain will be strong across more aspects

It just went up to 89

What score did IGN give?

UMM HELLO METACRITIC? YES YES I’M STARTING THIS NEW SITE IT’S CALLED “ILOVENINTENDO” I’M WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY REVIEWS FEATURED IN METACRITIC...
WHATS THAT I’M ALREADY IN? GOOD GOOD IS THERE ANY PROBLEM IF HALF MY EMPLOYEES WORK AT NINTENDO? UH? NOT AT ALL? NICE, THANKS

cool, i guess its another game i could play in yuzu

9

COPE more

cope, dilate and have sex

NONO WF STOP GOING YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING GET TO 90

IT'S AN 88 AGAIN WHAT WENT WRONG

A reviewer said final boss is better than Jubileus and Armstrong
And that it has 50 hours of content
Holy shit bros

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90
Looks like they might have made it even higher but they felt the Co op was garbage.

Wrong, the bonus is 100% of whatever the score its given because every nintendo game is zero and poopy and I don't like it frick nintendo they hurt my feefees :(

LEAK THE NSP ALREADY AHHHHHHHH I DIDNT HACK MY SWITCH FOR NOTHING

What Nintendo publication said that? Nice!

NOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS
N-NINTENDO BONUS
REEEEEEEEEEE

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50 hours includes some post game challenge stuff.
Main game is between 30-35 for first playthrough

SEETHING cuck

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NONONONO WHY

Why do Nintenchads keep on winning? You told me Nintendo was going bankrupt
I don't want to sell my PS4 to buy a Switch please no

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OMG BROS NINTENDOBO- I MEAN NINTENDO LIFE SAVED THIS SHI- I MEAN BASED AS FUCK GAME OMG OMG GOTY!!!!!!!!!!

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It doesn't make sense.
It has stayed at 23 reviews the entire time but it keeps switching between 88 and 89

>Nintendo Insider gives it a 10/10
I mean, come on.

game explain said the story is 15 hours long

The links actually make me thinking do people even care that Control game? it seems not even on the chart.

what the fuck is this "nintendo bonus" lmao?
is it some kind of Orwellian 1984 doublethink shit to help you cope with nintendo games getting good scores?

CAN'T BEAT THE 2B BAYBEE

It's just the way the website updates, every server gets the new score at a different time

Would you like to explain to me how the fuck my point is irrelevant just because people have done it with other games since then? It doesn't change the fact that BotW was wildly overrated. I can't speak for FE because I haven't played it, but I've played BotW to completion (as have many, many others that share my opinion) and the game is nowhere near a perfect score. If you honestly think that BotW deserves anything higher than a 90 even at its best then you're full on high on Nintendo's kool-aid.

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>A reviewer said final boss is better than Jubileus
That's not impressive. Amazing presentation, shitty fight.

cope

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A good ass?

HOLY SHIT AN 89 NOW WHAT A TRIUMPH IN GAMING

IGN GAVE IT A 9

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Death Stranding WILL win GOTY.
Cope and dilate nincel.

I own a Switch and I hate BOTW, shitty boring game

>Nier: Automata
>transcendent
lol wut that game was fucking mediocre

So which is the correct one?

so basically Astral Chain is the Dark Souls of Nier:A?

Cop-chan but too small.

...

I don't get this autism about the pretendo bonus
You're basically saying games deserve a high score only if they're not on switch

rent free

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You will have to wait until the newest score is sent to all servers

>sub 90
Hahahahahaha more shovelware for the shitch
Who would have guessed

>Back to 89 again

So how much metascore variance will happen between now and release?

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>87
based

>only 15 hours
>one button to attack
>story is ok but could be much better
>overused same assets so level designs are samey, especially the astral plains
>set up as a trilogy
I dunno

But I liked BOTW

Friendly reminder that shitposting console war stuff aside, the nintendo bonus is a VERY real thing, as is the "core" bonus given to titles of the big three, Zelda, Mario and Pokemon.

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so no ass or godly soundtrack?

How about you move on with your life you pathetic faggot. It's been 2 and a half years already

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>post a game with 88
OH NONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Name a worse fanbase war than Söynyggers vs Nintenlards

>platinum game gets a good score
>"sweet, this game looks awesome!"
>platinum game exclusive to nintendo gets a good score
>"WTF HOW COULD THIS GAME POSSIBLY GET A GOOD SCORE???"

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It's never normally more than one or two points.

Looks like it has gone up to 29 with 88.

Melee vs rest of Smash

>COPES so hard he has to lie
LOL

Söynyggers in general

Not much

7.8/10 Too much water

>Switch gets a new exclusive
>PS4 gets nothing
>said exclusive gets good score
>seething ensues
how unsurprising

Why do people have a massive spergout over a Platinum Games title receiving a high metascore only when it's a Nintendo exclusive?

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>especially the astral plains
So it's the plains of oblivion all over agai.

>Look at this BotW score you seething faggots! Even two years later, we still win!
>"Uh dude, BotW wasn't that good"
>Move on with your life faggot, it's been two years!

Yup, this is Yea Forums alright.

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Any evidence? or just bait?

Fucking cope you loser lol look at any mystery dungeon score, any Mario spin off score.

And thats with the Sony woke #metoo bonus geez.

your mother taking big black cock

>another good Platinum game that Nintendo is holding hostage

>people are STILL butthurt over BotW
Jesus christ

Just because Hackjima bribed Dorito Pope with a shitty cameo.

Look up the scores to the Mario sports and spin-off games, and tell me you still believe in that.

Why would you expect Astral Chain to be like Nier:Automata?

It’s cute that you think that disproves the Nintendo bonus lmao

This is some 1984 Doublethink shit right here.
Christ almighty, get some help.

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>'Transcendent'
So they're talking about 2B's giant ass right?

>Death Stranding
>winning
Hackjima ain't beating Last of Us 2. Sell your PS4 you retarded traitor.

No one actually fucking cares anymore, but trolls keep bringing it up to piss people off. And it works.

>>>>good

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Welcome to Yea Forums

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I want you to read back what you wrote and take yourself serious

BOTW is basically what OoT did for adventure games but instead for open world. It deserves at least over a 90.
>Posts a pic from Tales
Yeah of course you'd think the most generic fantasy franchise ever is any good.

Dilate

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Remember this thread well when Death Stranding wins GOTY and Nincels go full retard mode like always and start screaming how reviews don’t matter :)

I can smell your shit from here fatty

yeah yea I get it, it's only bad because nintendo, we know
if this game was on PS4 you would complain about the score at all

>game gets a bad score disproving nintendo bonus
>"t-that doesn't count!

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Pokemon Mystery dungeon is a great example
They are great nintendo games but critics hated them

Death Stranding will unironically get a huge cinematic bonus though and everyone knows this.

How the fuck did this turn into a thread about BOTW

lmao that's a lot of venting in one post
are you alright buddy?

>everything will run like shit
Clearly you've seen the gameplays

everybody knows GOTY is determined by marketing, it doesn't matter if it's good or not

Actually the wokefags hated that one.
Probably why Sony stopped marketing it closer to release.

Taken only in screenshots, trailers, and gameplay demos, it’s easy to imagine how Astral Chain might join Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Nier: Automata, and the Bayonetta series inside of developer Platinum Games’ catalog of exceptional character action games. In brief glimpses, it looks just like those games, blending high-sheen style with combo-chaining substance. But after nearly 30 hours with it, I’m unhappy to say that Astral Chain is a character action game without all the character that made past Platinum games so striking and memorable.

>Disproving
lol

>still thinks the nintendo bonus doesnt exist

>grapes
>fox
You know the drill

>thinking hackjima will beat Last of Us 2
fucking retard

>Mario Maker 2
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Astral Chain
Literally a Masterpiece every month we can't stop winning bros

That game is shit, I'm glad I played it for free on Cemu and didn't waste my money on the Switch version

TPP got a shit ton of 10’s, his bonus is as high as Nintendo’s.

I posted a pic from Tales because Judith's hot. Stop making a knife fight out of ever little thing. Second, BotW hasn't done anything for games that hasn't been done before. It's done a lot for Zelda games, but not for adventure games in general. There's been plenty of open world adventure games since the days of OoT. It's that "This game is revolutionary!" mentality that people are making fun of. Is BotW fun? Yes, it is. Is it deserving of an almost perfect score? Fuck no.

The sisters ass is pretty nice as well but I suppose it's a lot smaller than 2bs and not so much a major focus.

>back to 88

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Last of us 2 isn’t releasing this year you low iq amerimutt gonzales subhuman trash

>and it works
so people still care

Fuck September though, there's too much stuff crammed in it.

Literally all that shows is even the most garbage cash grab skinnerbox trash like that game can STILL need a 5/10 with the bonus. Fucking retard.

>How the fuck did this turn into a thread about BOTW
Console war retards.

I wish it had a bayonetta 2 style online mode

Literally obsessed.

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Snoyfags SEETHING really hard.

This
Doritos pope will give him goty but everybody else is giving it to last of us

>thinking TLoU2 will release this year

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>Good platnium game gets a good score
>"sweet"
>Bad platnium game exclusive to nintendo gets a good score
>Wonder why people think the nintendo bonus exists

Now quote all the guys whining about Nintendo bonus.

>Bad platnium game
Oh so you've played it?
That's right, shut the fuck up.

It wasn't even as good as far cry 5 for open world.

yeah the snoyggs are obsessed with Nintrndo games failing. Just look at the nintendo bonus spamming.

>snoyfag uses magic to know all Nintendo games are bad
LOL

>that doesn't count! It's still too high!

They said this when GoW4 won GOTY. They are so funny with their inferiority complex.

Sonic fans vs sanity.

Have you somehow not seen the footage? Its Legend of Korra level pushed out trash.

What is this game even about?

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Nintendo bonus isn't a real thing, review scores are just shit and pointless in general

it's a videogame, in its purest form

lol how?
seriously, point out the similarities

How is multiple characters Korra, you retard?

this is your mind on snoy
>game is on PS4?
>it's good
>game isn't on Switch?
>GOTY
>game is on Switch but not on PS4?
>it's shit

>Death Stranding wins GOTY
Of course because that idiot is Kojima BFF and his 1# fanboy. Plus he always get invite to Kojima house.

Cyberpunk cops with stands, more or less.

Nintentoddlers lonely battle with denial.

there is no way it will get up to 90. Game looks way to boring

cope

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Most people still complaining about botw are nintendofags, sonyfags moved onto other games.

Its pro-police propaganda, a direct response to whats happening in hong kong. But Yea Forums is ignorant about anything political that doesn't involve American politics so its understand nobody gets it.

NOOO DELETE THIS REVIEWS DON’T MATTER BUT THEY DO COPE BUT DILATE AHHH

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Why? They’re right.

Looking at the reviews
>Astral Chain is a cyberpunk action-adventure game, full of content, developed by Platinum Games for Nintendo Switch with investigation and exploration, and a melodramatic narrative

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I don't know what this has to do with Sony. Nice inferiority complex and obsession though.

With what exactly?

>Last of Us 2
>Thinking nu naughty dog is good that's lost all it's talent is good

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LOL COPE

lol keep seething

Can't wait to play this on a Switch emulator at 4k in a year or two, haha... :3

>"nintendo bonus"
>for a game nintendo didn't even develop
Platinum games always receive flattering metascores unless it's a kids TV show tie-in.
What seperates this Platinum game from any other?

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It's still selling great despite it all, and had good impressions from a lot of ecelebs

bro I think those anti-RFID cases are bad for your brain

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youtu.be/tL6CldIRowc
>All these spoilers
Will a dad ever survive a video game

>tons of new objects & features improving gameplay
>removed m-muh easter eggs and novelties that wore off bretty quick
>"it was a bad move teh game is soulless now 0/10"
lol

Based

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Remember when we thought the Wonderful 101 trailer was full of spoilers?

It’s a Nintendo exclusive reviewed by fucking Arlo, Nintendolife and Gamexplain of course it has the Nintendo bonus you retard, what an embarrassing post.

The nintendo bonus is different from the first party bonus, which everyone gets (Sony and xbox too) for first party titles. The nintendo bonus is special however, its for any exclusive and other companies don't get it due to nintendos fanbase being more childish, sonys more mature etc.

>b-but Sony!

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With the fact that BOTW is a masterpiece in game design and one of the best games of the last decade

Cope harder.

dads have a lower survival rates than niggers and chinks

it's okay now baby, stop crying. your daddy kojima will pee on you in just a few months

It's funny how filthy commie-lovers that whine about police use a commie country as an example of why police are bad.

>being this obsessed

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You need to go back.

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How will you cope when Sony wins 2 gotys in a row? Maybe start falseflagging as Eric again? lmao cope

Cute.

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It was, it showed stuff up until the third-to-last mission. They only avoided hinting at the backstory of the Geathjerk.

>sonys more mature
Sony fans are literally known for having a widespread meltdown and breaking the internet when GT gave Uncharted 2 a "measly" 9.3/10.

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Why did I expect conversations about video games when I clicked on this thread?

>sonys more mature

lol

it's actually really funny when you go on twitter and see anyone defending the police there are all commies

Yep. Sure is a lot of videogames here

>imagine feeling so much inferiority complex because Sony defeated Nintendo and removed them from home console market for good

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So most reviewers will give it a 9 out of 10, cool

It's boring as fuck and I hate it, now what?

Actually it was a review who gave it a 4/10 because “the graphics are too good”.

You must be thinking of nincels who shitted themselves after a 7.8

>Sony is more mature
have.. have you seen this thread?

Yeah its a bunch of nintendo fans crying over the FACT that nintendo bonus exists.

Nintendo bonus strikes again.

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Not him, but this thread proves why everyone calls you Nintentoddlers.

>the classification of his toy matters more than having good games to play.

Holy shit. The cope is real

Nintendo bonus again? Embarrassing, i wonder how much is Nintendo is paying Metacritic.

>this history revision
gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/955125-uncharted-2-among-thieves/51620512
You need to learn more about your own species, vermin.
This shit happened with Uncharted 4 too youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2Fd7o8A90

>thread before reviews went up
100 posts in an hour
>thread after reviews went up
300 posts in half an hour

somethings seems to have upset a group of people, I wonder what?

>all those starved snoygers still trying to force the "nintendo bonus" meme thinking people don't rememeber it was originally called "the sony bonus"
Lets be honest for a minute, have snoygers EVER actually invented a meme? All that comes to minds are just old anti-sony jokes they took and threw at their "enemies".

Holy shit BASED

game is not even in the hands of the majority yet.

After the latest videos this game caught my attention.
Is there any chance for a release on other plataforms like Octopath Traveler or it's being funded heavilly by Nintendo like Bayonetta 2?

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>Police bad

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Better

Platinum Games always score high on Metacritic though. What makes this game any different, the fact that you can't get it?

Fire force + the elder scrolls oblivion + oninaki/jojos

>this thread

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It's like bayonetta 2.
Deamon X Machina might get a pc port eventually, though

So how butthurt you got when Jim Sterling gave BOTW a 7/10? Did you send him death treats too? Or did you just stick with dilating and seething?

>Nintendo
>good games

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published by nintendo in all regions, chance is very slim

79%

>u-uhhhh I'll pretend I never saw those links! h-how about those nintendofags huh?
don't change the subject, little snoy

COPE more

>Link's Awakening and DQXIS in September
>Luigi's Mansion 3 in October
>Pokemon Sword and Shield in November
Lineup is absolutely stacked, we can't stop winning bros.

I think you would be hard pressed to find a jap that supports the Hong Kong extradition law.

Got it, thank you anons.

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hahaha, mad Nincel obsessed with Sony.

>When Snoyboys shit post wildly it's actually mature and constructive posting!

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Switch - exclusives above 85 critic score in 2019
>Fire Emblem: Three Houses - 89
>Astral Chain - 88
>Super Mario Maker 2 - 88
>Cadence of Hyrule - 86
PS4 - exclusives above 85 critic score in 2019
MLB THE SHOW - 86

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good thing this game was made by platinum :)

Can't wait to play it, my Switch is ready.

I mean Nincels are famous for getting triggered by a 7.8 and here you are trying to make up bullshit lmao pathetic, it’s not working senpai.

>mfw the ps4 won't get any decent exclusives for the rest of the year

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Snoyfags are still SEETHING, LOL

Don't forget Daemon X Machina launches in September aswell, this snoy cope is just the start.

you're literally the one who brought sony up, you fucking schizo LMAO
get help

wojak

>still mad and insecure over Sony
>play bing bing wahoo
hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=h8vWgbXcTJE

>provide links to old forum posts and video evidence
>Y-YOU'RE MAKING UP BULLSHIT
the level of cope is off the charts!

>15fps discount AC

>nintendo schizo thinks everyone is Sony and bully him
what a Nincel loser hahaha

Why are you still SEETHING and COPING in this thread?

I wish people could like/dislike a game without being called either a corporate cock sucker or a whiny baby. I thought BotW was overrated. I don't think about it 24/7, I don't bring it up in casual conversation, I don't even say that I think it's overrated to my friends because I don't want to get into it. But I do think it's overrated, as do many others, and that SHOULD be fine. As for me bringing it up now, it's been a topic of discussion in this thread which is why I'm saying anything. I just wish people could have an opinion without getting told to fuck themselves either way.

Can't wait for PS4 to get a game, maybe the snoygs will stop obsessing with nintendo for a couple of days

my nigga

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>OpenCritics 2019 HALL OF FAME
>3/10 are Switch Exclusives
>0/10 are PS4 Exclusives

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>forgetting the fact the whole uncharted 3 fiasco
dumb sonygro

STOP SAYING NINTENDO BONUS AHHH AHHH NOOOOO *BRAP* LOOK YOU MADE ME SHIT MYSELF IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT SNOYGNERTRANNIRS AHHHHH MOOMMY HELP ME I MADE A POOPY HELP ME CLEAN MY PIKACHU PANTS MOMMY MOMMY

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why are you shouting with capslock? You are some underage Nincel throwing tantrum?

jesus the fucking cope!

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Then why are you SEETHING about Zelda in a AC thread?

what are you talking about you absolute psychopath? are you having a mental breakdown right now lol?
you literally mentioned sony right here in this post you're the one who brought sony up, jesus fuck you have problems
your little "nincel" name calling doesn't even work because I own a ps4
unironically kill yourself, your entire existence is utterly pointless

embarrassing, I hope you're not older than 12

They have already fixed the shit framerate from the demo and added lots of features players wanted, cope.

The only sane man in this shithole.

NO NO NO SONYBROS WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL OUR EXCLUSIVE COMES OUT

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Jojo's Police Adventure

COPE more

Nobody is saying it will be good, we are saying it will win most of the goty awards.

vice.com/en_us/article/zmjxjx/astral-chain-is-missing-everything-that-made-nier-automata-transcendent-review

OH NONONONO

>fals flag
>all caps
>wojak image
>I AM SILLY
>peepee poopoo toilet humour
does nintendo really fuck with your psyche that much?

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>vice
TRANNIES CONFIRMED ANTI-NINTENDO

So it's 60fps now? Or did they "fix" it so it's mostly 30fps?

I'm not even same guy schizo. I said you have some obsession about Sony and one guy bulling you constantly.
You are such a fucking pathetic Nincel loser.

>Arlo
Who is one of Nintendo harshest reviewers

>Vice

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>the trannies of vice hate it
Based as fuck

This many posts for a metacrtic score.
Holy fuck Yea Forums is embarrassing. Imagine Death Stranding's score reveal

>n-not even me haha
I didn't know being a console-warring snoyboy makes people develop multiple personality disorder.

The IP belong to Nintendo.

So I'm getting the impression that Astral Chain is based and redpilled

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Ninsoys actually believe this lmao

Seems like a stable 30 fps, which is atleast more playable than the 15fps it was in the early 2018 E3 build demo

>Vice hates it
confirmed master piece

>vice
>site doesn't even count towards metacritic
who gives a shit

People don't tend to throw as much of a shitfit over Playstation scores. It only seems to be Nintendo that starts a riot for some reason.

Yeah bait aside I was surprised the dude is defending Nier Automata given they can't handle 2B's ass.

>it's you, it must be you because I'm obsessed!
Hahahaha, what a Nincel.

COPE and spam your autism folder, cuck

>for some reason
user, it's pretty fucking obvious

I own a PS4 but okay lmao.

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>given they can't handle 2B's ass
I even can't handle her ass

Because sonyfags always seethe?

>The ninceldos mental breakdown in this thread

lmao

You can (weakly) find misanthropic undertones in NieR, they just ignored the plot, narrative and characters to find what they think is (trans)cendent

Isn't a launch trailer supposed to come out on launch day

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>its another episode of retards posting wojaks to each other
VIDEO
GAMES

>Platinum games aren't allowed to be good if they're on Nintendo
But why?

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In what way
Cite specific instances of gameplay that make you believe the game is trash

Did you draw this? It's nice

>This is the best response a snoytranny can come up with
cope harder with the drought

I only see sniyfags COPING hard in here, crying like incels

>sonys more mature etc.
Aving a good laf

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>game only has 11 chapters each lasting an hour or less
Not paying $60 for such a painfully short game.

Am i the only one who likes both Sony “movies” and Nintendo’s “bing bing wahoos”?

instant deflection, the most common snoygg tactic

I hate both.

So you don't buy Platinum Games?

Nobody cares what you think Pctranny.

This Nincel is SEETHING lmao

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yes, this is Yea Forums, where no one plays video games
who the fuck knows, everyone will be playing them anyways, since there will be threads

I like both sony and nintendo but I absolutely despise the movie and bing bing wahoo aspect of each one respectively.

Most of Yea Forums consists of thirdworlders, who cant afford even pc and just stuck with a single console.

This is the first time I have seen someone say they last an hour or less, everyone else says they last an hour or more

I mean that's what Yea Forums did by Co opting gamers rise up for themselves

But no sonyfags do not have anything original.

>thread about Astral Chain
>"b-but Persona!"
get cancer and die

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>w-we never did wanted it anyway!
Nincels are so funny. That's new level of COPE.

>snoyfag still COPING
one day, there will be a game on ps4.
Hope dies last.

I care what he thinks.

what exactly would nintendo fans be angry at? They're getting a game.

Nier Automata is one of those rare outliers that despite being what they'd call 'problematic' is somehow exempt from the usual onion-man hatred. I see it often cited as a 'masterpiece' in those circleseven if it is actually pretty mediocre.

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You must be a tranny too so it’s still irrelevant, dilate.

see

>thread about Astral Chain
>b-but Sony!

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This one seems realistic.

>How will you cope when Sony wins 2 gotys in a row?
By playing actual games instead of waiting for journos to tell me what I should think about daddy kojima's gook """games""" (re: movies)
stay mad :')

>vice
You understand everybody there has had their brains fried by marijuana right.

I want P5 just as much as you want Astral Chain.

you fuckers were the ones who bought consolewarring in the first place. Now go shitpost somewhere else

>vice
U A COP 0/10

How can anyone take review scores now seriously? I always thought that games that scored even a 60 have some entertainment value. 70 is a good game with some kinks (not bugs). 80 is an overall great game. 90 is for games that go beyond in mechanics, gameplay, and ESPECIALLY content. Having satisfying gameplay and mechanics is great and all, but without the content, there's no point to it. 100 is a game that perfectly fits someones preferences. This score only has value to people who have similar taste to the reviewer. A game story should be reviewed separately from the game. While it can provide context and improves the mood of the player, games shouldn't take control away from the player for extended periods of time for the story.

>platinum game releases on ps4/xbone/pc and gets a good score
>"all is well"
>platinum game releases on switch and gets a good score
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
never gets old

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>b-but Sony!
Does Nincels have any other argument? Did they ever invented argument?

>no u

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>b-but Sony again
I have PS4, X360 and PC
>moving goalposts
>still obsessed
Typical Nincel SEETHING

>thread about a Nintendo/Platinum game
>retards bring consolewarring
Faggots and retards, all of you.

Who is a genuinely good reviewer to determine if it is worth it to buy this game? Someome with a decent opinion.

>vice.com/en_us/article/zmjxjx/astral-chain-is-missing-everything-that-made-nier-automata-transcendent-review
>complains about story and characters
>complains it's not exactly like other platinum games
So they're mad that their character isn't a strongly defined personality nor that it's not one action set piece after another.
They also say it's trying to rip off NGE and GitS but fail to mention any of the kamen-rider elements

Yikes ESL-kun, what an embarrassing post. But nevermind that, what is your argument?

Might want to avoid using that acronym in an astral chain thread my friend.

not going to read this shit but
>vice
what is janny? kek

This WAS gonna be my first. So yeah im new to them.
Guess it depends on the reviewer

me

Why are sonyfags so mad when called out?
You already started spamming wojaks and muh Nintendo bonus, there is no use denying it.

>enters a thread to shitpost about a Nintend game
>calls other people obsessed
the irony

movies>cartoons
This is why you are Nintentoddlers, autistic manchildren.

>GOTY
Death Stranding is literally being uploaded to Netflix. It isn't a game.

Unironicly christ centered gaming, the games quality is reviewed seperatly to the moral stuff.

I was hoping this game was going to be like another Vanquish. Just another quality title under the radar with a small but civil playerbase discussing it.
But no, people had to fucking chimp out because it's a Nintendo exclusive.
You're all faggots, each and every single one of you.

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>b-but Sony
Does Nincels have any other argument? Why they are so obsessed with Sony?

88
+ 15 (Nintendo Penalty correction)
+ 10 (New Franchise Penalty correction)
+ 10 ("Why do I have to play as a pig!" correction)
= actual score of 123
we're looking at motherfucking game of the decade

Nice cope

COPE harder

Good job proving my point, sonyfags really are SEETHING

>muh nintendo boogeyman
cope

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>>b-but Sony again
Where did I even mentioned Sony you illiterate retard
>I have PS4, X360 and PC
Good for you, but who cares? You're still bringing consolewarring bullshit for no actual reason besides shitposting
>moving goalposts
>still obsessed
kys

There’s always a low IQ amerimutt with a mexican last name who UNIRONICALLY believes joke threads lmao

What boogeyman? I'm calling EVERYONE involved a faggot, even the nintendo fans who are humouring these sour grapes retards.

The only meme they made was the shitty anal vore one
The one of them literally being fags

>COPE
>SEETHING
>sony
I wonder if he knows more than 3 words. Seems like you are dumb and simplistic as your cartoons.

>611 posts
The butthurt is strong with this thread. Feels good being an Xbro and being forgotten.

Look at this poor tranny trying to cope LMAO

>why do you talk about Sony?
>because you brought this on yourself baaaaw
Nincels are so fucking dumb