will mario ever be punished for his sins?
Will mario ever be punished for his sins?
Owen Williams
Matthew Morris
>(maybe)
what did they mean by this
Gavin Baker
can mario really be called a hero after all the evil he's done?
Nolan Robinson
such as?
Cooper Nguyen
I break bricks on purpose just to make sure Color Splash can never happen
Brody Ward
breaking bricks
Brayden Harris
Cruelty to dumb animals.
Charles Robinson
But the future refused to change.
Asher Perez
a new mario RPG needs to be made using this as a basis for its story
Jordan Thomas
Wait...
What kind of magical powers does Peach have?
And does she hide the magic within her thick creamy cakes?
Leo Hughes
Genociding Toads on all of his adventures
Caleb Murphy
Peach is actually one of mushroom people herself, it's her magic that's giving the humanoid appearance.
Ian Taylor
I'd say that's probably an allusion to game overs.
Bentley Collins
eating spaghetti without sauce
Xavier Barnes
So her magic power is literally her tight white body?
Zachary Anderson
do you really gotta make this weird bro?
Colton Jackson
It's likely her appearance is attractive to whoever sees her. She probably looks like a beautiful female Koopa to Bowser, which would also explain why Bowser Jr. actually believed her to be his mother.
Brody Richardson
So she's a witch. And she lures men into doing her bidding. Her soft skin and rosey cheeks are just a lie. Those yummy 'cakes' are probably laced with Psilocybin or other hallucinogens to further enhance her magic. Also explains Marios adiction to the shrooms.
Thomas Powell
toasting toast with a toaster
Alexander Cruz
The endgame is Mario laying in her bed in a stupor from the spores filling the room, while she sinks her roots into him and uses him a plump seed bed for the next generation of toads.
Parker Hill
Only goes after Peach to turn her into his fucktoy slave
Aaron Harris
>BETRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYALL!