Knock off game

Use your money on real food instead of knock-off poptarts bro.

>263g of sugar

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>sequel turns game formula on its head
>it actually works

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I do get real food too. It's just that on brand snacks rack up shopping list prices so I resort to dollar shit now. I get talopia fish often because it's on the cheap side

>Lost Planet 2

Could you live of one of these a day and some vitamin supplements?

bajo-kazooie
warioware
pubg
bloodborne
sekiro

I just stopped getting snacks like that, don't miss them.
If you have sweet tooth bulk candy is usually cheaper and lasts longer; and you can't make mistake of treating it like a meal.

Saints Row 2

Resident Evil Outbreak

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We get it your all fat fucks haha funny joke. Video games.

>game gets HD remaster
>it's just the original textures upscaled

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>We get it your all fat fucks haha funny joke. Video games.

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you could live on one of those a day without supplements, it would just be unhealthy

>potion is too strong for you

Feel like you'd get scurvy after a while on those though

>complete version of game with DLC is harder to find than the original version

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Technically Oreo's are a knock of Hydrox

the best there is

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Peanut Butter > Nutella

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>AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING FAT ALL THEY CAN THINK ABOUT IS FOOD
FUCKING FATBRAINS LMAO

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>In 1908, the creators of the cookie sought a name that would convey "purity and goodness" and derived their choice from the component elements that comprise the molecule of water (Hydrogen and Oxygen).

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Pictured: creator of Hydrox cookie.

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>Everyone forgets the same company's other series even though it's just as good if not better

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imagine weighing this much

This is a strong seasoned dinner in Europe.

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>not being fat is now considered a sóy thing
oh nononono

What did the fetus come from

>posting the mobile port

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38g of protein a day would be pretty bad for you, especially making it a habit and telling your body that this is all its going to get every day

t. fatty who needs MUH SALTY SPICESSSS SEASONING!
this is why youre a fat fuck lmao real men dont use seasoning because if you cook it well the meat tastes good

Dang, she's a real cutie

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this packaging gives off a weird racial vibe.

my cock

I think one might actually die if they managed to drink that.

>developer has tons of brand loyalty even though other devs' games are as good or better

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fatsos spotted

How?

I want to bash a girl scout in the fucking head and steal all of her thin mints

>claims to be good for you
>its not

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>unseasoned chicken breast

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I CAN'T STOP EATING THE PEANUT BUTTER ONES HELP ME

hwyte peepo be looken liek dem contton ranchers dawg

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t. wh*te boi

>game is about betraying your master who made you cry

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If you want racial vibe.

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>no soi

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t.nigger

God I could probably eat a whole box of tagalongs if I didn't actively try to limit myself.

The only good ones are samosas and thin mints.

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>knockoff is better than original

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>just ate a half a pack of these in one night
oh dear god what have i done

>game is a little pricey but it really good

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imagine being so fat you need seasoning
cook your food better, kids. good meat tastes spicy naturally

Tagalongs > Samoas > Thin Mints > the rest

>need to import the game to experience it in all it's glory

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Off brand chocolate chip cookies are the absolute worst

Too true, that's why I always get my hamburgers plain, just the meat and bun because if you cook it well, the meat tastes just fine, you don't need that other crap.

t. fat fuck

>game has too much rng

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>played game at friend's house but can never remember its name

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>open bag
>99% flavorless carb sticks and pretzels

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>used to avoid the pretzels
>now I'm fond of them and don't try to cherry pick mix bags
Even raisins are fine

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>raisins are fine
whiteoid spotted

Nothin wrong with uhhh mild sauce

>rng can be avoided with pay to win dlc

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IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

>the expansion pack fixes every single thing wrong with the game

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>38g of protein
What the fuck did they cram that thing with?

>no Egg
>no Dairy
>no Onions
>16g of protein per cookie
The the cook in me says something fucked up is in that "cookie"

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>game has emergent gameplay

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>spin off title has mechanics featured in the previous title no one played

>sequel is pleb filter

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>game isn't accessible to americans

I just miss this ok

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These are the second best part of chex mix, just behind the regular white chex that get loaded with the spice mix.

Once in a blue moon I see Bugles in a store and go "I haven't had that in forever" and just grab a bag. I don't do this with any other junkfood product, and Bugles aren't exactly especially good either.

>game was ahead of its time

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t.POC

>Core game mechanic is what makes the game
>Game that has less of said mechanic is somehow better
I simply can't see how that's possible.

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fuck off third-worlders with your variety of delicious, but literally poison to the body, snacks

>not getting xtra

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What is Megaman Battle Network Alex?

Do you have a snack you find unpleasant to eat but would totally continue eating anyways?
I do this with the satan of treats, candy corn

I gonna flex on you by saying I'm a certified Sous Chef of a Michelin star restaurant.
Unseasoned retard.

Why is candy corn so fucking bad. Only some try hard contrarian would say he likes them

That's a really terrible slogan.

Eating corn nuts is like eating rocks but they taste great

i dont even understand his logic
seasoning is pretty low in calories anyways

maybe 1 whole stockpot has the same amount of calories as 1 single oreo cookie

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Raisins

Usually those seasonal flavors that Lays releases. I've come over the years to nickname them "Shit chips", and see how bad the new batch of four taste. Annoyingly they're regional also, so sometimes the Leafs get the better sounding shitty chip flavors than we do.

>localization is better

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>mom won't buy you M rated game
>gets you educational game instead

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everything i don’t like has been considered onions/reddit since i came here during gamer gate.

>tfw dressed all over chips were terrible

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>100 replies
>nobody has made the obvious seinfeld joke

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>game never gets a remaster despite being god tier

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user...

Its dairy retard milk cream

This is what dinner looks like in Europe.

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>port is better than the original

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>localization has superior region exclusive features

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>dude its alright to be fat and eat raw seasoning
>dude.. oreos.. healthy
can you fucking imagine being this bad at cooking
i bet you season your steak with ketchup and mayonaisr

Candy corn isn't that good, but I like eating it in front of people because it is the one food that is guaranteed to trigger somebody in the room.

what episode is this from?
is there a episode were kramer sells cookies?

dragon quest 11-s baby

switch always wins

>lays
Man oh man. Store close to me sells their stax for 1 dollar flat, while pringles are nearly 3 dollars. I ended up liking lays more than pringles because of the thickness of the chips. Pringles feels like air now

im allergic to peanuts

>Cooking your meat
This is why you get sick all the time

>looks like shit
>tiny portion
based anorexic euro

>3 full days worth of fat and sugar
As an American boomer, I'm concerned.

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Nice try, this is actually a "filling" dinner in Europe.

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>Not eating pringles while you read pringles

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Why are the cucumber slices so small

>good meat tastes spicey naturally

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t. never had a real steak
i order my steak rare so it doesnt have any seasoning. always tastes good. bet you put bbq sauce on yours.

Blutwurst and Sauerkraut are really filling
And not everyone is obese

RT what's wrong with putting ketchup on steak? It's a fine condiment

>imagine being both this salty and saying you have a problem with seasoning.
I'mma flex on you and send a pic of my Big Banana.

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>I order my steak rare
Literally admitting you can't cook

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>i order my steak rare so it doesnt have any seasoning
user... do you think the longer a steak is cooked, the more seasoning it gets? Are all eurofags this retarded?

>Warioware
Get fucked

...the rest are good though.

You'd say Undertale is an actual Earthbound knockoff?

beta

I only put salt, pepper, rosemaries, and mustard on mine. Am I hip enough for you?

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Yum! I love Oreos. Haha now I want Oreos

>no soi
DELETE THIS

>spinoff game exists entirely so players would talk about the originals more

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>salt
>peppers
literal blacks
real men hate salt
the only salt i use is salt to scrub myself in the shower which im sure you fat boys have nevrr seen

the longer it cooks the more the natural seasoning soaks in

I do that with munchies even though I wind up with a bag full of pretzel's half the time. At least they're pretty good with queso.

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Fucking cookiebrains shitting up Yea Forums with cookie threads

I eat so much pasta that I can't shit anymore. Means more time for vidya.

What kind of psycho eats the fucking garnish?

god i wish that were me

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>the only salt i use is salt to scrub myself in the shower

>the scared fatty barks louder
literally admitting to never cleaning yoursef lmao

>even though I wind up with a bag full of pretzel's half the time.
Do the fuckers that make party mix bags not realize how many more units they'd sell if they removed the pretzels?

How much fucking pasta do you need to eat to get constipated from it. Do you exercise at all

>objectively better sequel splits the fanbase

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wtf

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>peanut butter
youre fat as fuck if you eat this unironically

Or a fakken joocy beast

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Smooth for toast, chunky for sandwiches. They're both good.

>dev sells out
>games have less content and it's worse than the original
>they slap some woke bullshit on it to try and appease the normies

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I eat it ironically. Now what dumbass?

>dude
>chunky
>mommy says my big stomach makes me special heheh
id knock you the fuck out if i saw you eating chunky

Diddy Kong Racing

Heroes of Might and Magic

Sacrifice

Can't think of anything I played that was genuinely better in most ways and DIDN'T sequels.

Does Doki Doki Panic with Mario Characters count?

If it's a 2D game though, that's the way to do it.
Even if StarCraft Remastered fucked up the water.

I'm 170lbs 6'2", and I just ate half a crunchy tub for dinner.

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>game's core gameplay is good but people only know about because of gimmick

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Damn this chocolate was fucking good

back to facebook with you

>smooth

id beat the fuck out of you if i ever saw you eat i n front of my wife lil faggot better back the fuck up before i tuck yiur ass into bed nigger

>back to facebook with you

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>update ruins the game
Stale-arses.

Pokemon mystery dungeon.

>170lbs 6'2"
Did you just escape auschwitz?

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But user, I am your wife.

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do americans mix peanut butter with something else, like honey or jam?
asking because i tried some with my bread a few times and it was pointless. a bland, weird taste with an annoying aftertaste, made me wonder if i fucked something up

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