Imagine if they made a game but took it seriously like the new Tomb Raider

Based reviewer.

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They do look pretty great

link?

It was some article, I didn’t save it. It just kept talking about the actress’s body in her Dora clothes and how she fills them out.

Old and busted slut

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What games can i fuck latinas in?

imagine her straddling your face like that

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you will never ever have a Moner gf

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is she asking for money, drugs, or alcohol?

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How is Eugenio Derbez in this movie? I hope he's funny

>movie has a literal drug scene where it turns into the animated series

a decently-sized penis, unlike yours

Just a little bit of water.

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WTF happened to this girl. She was petite now she's thick and stacked.

Good, I'll never have low IQ children.

Great, now all teenagers will have a Dora fetish.

>be alone with her like this

What would you do Yea Forums?

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If I remember correctly she's talking about how it's cuhrayzee that she can fall off the roof and die any second now, basically attention whoring.

But the movie was so good BECAUSE it didn't take itself seriously
I need more comedic games too
Ones that aren't indieshit tryhard gay quirky kind of comedic

It was the Hollywood Reporter review.
>The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored.
>What keeps things alive, up to a point, is the imperturbable attitude of the titular heroine, who is invested with try-and-stop-me spirit by Moner, who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures.

Play some TF2

We had our own brown girl waifus.

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God I'm so horny and lonely

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>That one moment in the movie where they get high off flowers and hallucinate and the movie briefly becomes animated youtube.com/watch?v=rZCvwcDpo0k

Is the movie any good? I've heard decent things about it, but nothing definitively good/bad.

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Why is Yea Forums so hypnotized into liking moner?

spill spaghetti, go into fetal position, start crying. if I'm feeling confident I might mumble about how I'm kind of a big shot on some internet communities.

ofc while doing this she rings up Tyrone and mones taking his 11" cock

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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I dunno, can't think of any specific reasons.

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please link me a folder kind sir.

he's just as funny as his other material

Good enough for Anthony Hopkins, good enough for me.

feet pics?

>the show was drug-world from the very beginning

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la goblina los cucaracha coming through there

>ywn repair a robot buddy with her

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It will most likely exceed expectations. The trailers didnt portray how fun of an adventure movie they were. Its got a lot of charm

HOT

>that leg
BROS

>pulls up from the belt line

god damn this movie lol.

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The guy that designed her was a real horndog.

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Oh yes. Peruvian girls always have a knack for being hot as fuck.

That movie was great also were they aztecs or incas?

Imagine laying in bed with her, bodies together, hand around her while she looks up at you in the darkness.

>new
she's been the queen of Yea Forums since that transformers movie

>titular
He knew what he was doing.

Imagine the smell

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>that fucking blur on the foreground
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

guys stop i'm in the work right now and trying to hide the biggest boner ever.

unironically "white man in the US simulator"

This one is literally me.

>was
he currently draw Asterix.

She has never been topped in all honesty in cartoon history

peruvians are inca

Reality is so cruel.

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ive had 3 latina girlfriends (large hispanic population in my city(

oh my god they're all so crazy

but that pussy game, holy shit

>Dora is now thicker than live-action nu-Lara
Why in the hell would they cast that fridgebod 5head Alicia Vikander as her when even the toned down proportions of Nu-Lara is still quite thick.
That movie was also quickly forgotten.

Name of this animated movie please?

Just imagine.

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It's the Latino destiny to get fat as fuck.

>you will never get to find a cute native girl to civilize and convert

If miscegenation is so bad why does this happen so often?

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My nigga. I hate gay too

NEVER DATE A MEXICAN GIRL. THEY ARE FUCKING CRAZY. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Bless his heart.

The road to Chel's thick thighs-rado

remove the chell bit and add do

No man lives forever

Road to El Dorado, back when DreamWorks still had soul

nice tummy

>back when DreamWorks still had soul
seriously up to and including shrek was wonderful.
Maybe its the way that 3D animation can be pumped out instantly that killed the spirit? but something died with shrek.

I had a mexican gf when I was younger. Tried to stab me when she thought I was cheating on her just because some friend of hers saw me hanging out with another girl, my sister.
Best sex of my life though.

>seriously up to and including shrek
I hope you meant Shrek 2.

>yes I exclusively fuck white men, how could you tell?

>ywn get to touch it

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Lol its that one mexican manlet that panics when everyone wants his race of woman.

dude, i dated a mexican girl. she tried to stab me when i found out SHE was flirting with guys online. knife up to my stomach, forced me to watch spongebob for 30 mins with a knife pressed up against me so i couldnt leave.

sex was amazing though. fuck.

Lowtest, should have take knife and analy rape he to assert alpha dominance. No wonder they are crazy like rabid dogs if you can't train them

>no bubbles coming from the vagina

Why are devs ashamed of womanhood so much?

The road to do's thick thighs-rado? What?

what if im Mexican myself?
or at least hispanic

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Game over

Right? Shit can be scary but god damn, the sex made me come back for way longer than I should've.

>he wouldn't do some thick thighs
Gay or faggot?

Some scenes were pretty funny.

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White boys can have my women if I can have theirs.
Nothing more perfect to me than a PAWG

Who are you quoting?

What’s this chica’s name

shrek 2 was alright but it was worse than 1

aye karumba

Doner of Boners.

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>better animation
>better story
>better characters
>better jokes
>one of the best climaxes in an animated film
b-but muh beloved monster and me

>it was worse than 1

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>Yea Forums

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HHNNGGNBBSBBFLFFFSSSRRGGF

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Looks like a pampered thot that needs a feeding tube to live.

Give me a latina that looks at you like this.

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>ywn protect that smile

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nigga, Michelle Rodriguez is literally a pampered thot
and she aged like shit

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That bitch ugly.

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Looks like a latina that rips your dick off and fucks you in the ass with it because she's a butch lesbian who really hates men.

Sounds hot. I like it.

I think my sex drive is malfunctioning since I don't feel anything from this.

Salma Hayek is the only latina that actually aged like fine wine.

Amen. Penelope Cruz still looks alright.

>better animation
yes
>better story
>better characters
>better jokes
>one of the best climaxes in an animated film
no

You should start pinning test grandpa, because im hard as fuck looking at moner.

Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vegara.

tfw my ex gf looked like moner

>I'm Mexican
>actually Hispanic
Explain

>Penelope Cruz

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Wait shes not a kid?

nice.

i dont live in mexico i also dont have very tanned skin

Penelope Cruz looks like shit and Jennifer Lopez had plastic surgery.

I’ve only seen that part but a full Dora movie in that particular style would look great.

Eva Longoria

Who are the best Latinas in video games?

What the fuck is that trying to say besides “dem tiddies tho” because I don’t understand a lick of it. It looks like he’s trying to sound as smart as possible.

>Had a chance with a girl that looked like Moner but with big titties
>Fucked it up because I was 100% assburgers back then
>Still regret it to this day

Jynx Maze and Abella Anderson

I have a soft spot for that. Love it every time it happens.

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>director thought dem titties hot
>he took every chance he could to show off dem titties
>he made me question if I wanted to fuck a child
>shes 18 by the way
>dem titties

Shrek 2 was goat

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Pretty much that and the fact that dora is supposed to be young but the actress is well developed which makes you question if you would a young girl, but the actress is 18 so it's fine to want to tap that, but still she plays young girl who shouldn't be so lewd, but the actress is really really lewd. Basically he wants to fuck moner like every man on earth.

Yeah, didn't get that either.
Nu-Lara is still pretty hot, her proportions are just more realistic as in proper proportions not "this is what a real woman (hambeast) looks like"

Normalfags squirming over their repressed sexual urges is funny.

This is the same feeling I get sitting on a couch after an absolutely bloody battle in the bathroom

So he wants to fuck the actress but he’s afraid he wants to fuck Dora too.

Kinda and the fact that movie exposes her assets despite the fact that she's supposed to be playing dora.

Well i mean, thats only a problem if he wants to fuck Moner while wearing the Dora outfit.
Thatd be too much for me I dont want moner to go "Can you find the dick"
..
..
..
..
"There it is!"

Can't blame them when the movie fucking bombed financially

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Who is this angel?

Unironically how can white women even compete.

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Made me kek

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typically they don't. they bitch about the competition and try and lower the bar.

Who the fuck names their kid Moaner

They kinda mixed and matched, some things look Inca, some look Aztec (like the ball game they play), some Maya shit mixed in....
Wait for Mesoamerica user and he'll probably go in more detail

And they will shame you and call you a pedo even if the girl is 18 like moner.

>isabela moner

more like isabela BONER

Some really based dad who knew all boys would moan just from seeing her.

Moaner
Boner
...
What else

mona is a child abuser

Best KoF girl

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>tits, ass, vagina
>TITS, ASS, VAGINA
>TITS, ASS, VAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>what's he trying to say
First time reading a movie review? They're all paragraphs of random Latin-based words strung together.

I feel bad for roasties. Their entire value is based on youth. We need to figure out elvish shit to make people look young their whole lives.

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Cruz is Spanish nit hispanic

Could have just taken a kid who is 12.

basically the same

Don't feel bad for roasties they brought this on themselves. Proper woman knows that she can keep her value by being a good mother and taking care of your kids and property. Roastie just wanted to abuse her value when she was young and never developed any skills to keep her value after being a used up slut.

Put yoursef in the directors shoes for a second.

You get to:
A. Film some snotty brat to play a character she has no idea exists

B. Film a professional actress while getting an eyeful of her assets in every shot

That bitch knows what she's doing.

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And then also expose her assets. I like the way you think user
>tfw moner started her career so late we never got golden age of cunny moner kino.

in retrospect, you gotta wonder whoever chooses option A. must really like kids.

Had a half Mexican gf in middle school and two of her (white) cousins beat the shit out pf me because their (Mexican) friend was into her and they thought he'd be a better fit. They each were three years older and had almost half a foot on my scrawny ass.

Cop showed up and I told them I popped her cherry (lie) while he was breaking up the fight, they went wild and he ended up bodyslamming one to get him away from me then tackled and cuffed the other.

Her dad didn't let us interact after that for getting them in trouble but it was fucking worth it to see them get beaten.

>”Can you find my G-spot?”
Thank God for the talking map. Or just facefuck Backpack while it sings about being a whore.

Okay then, explain what that excerpt meant without your finger up your own ass.

I imagine in most cases its absolutely crucial to the character but it must not be fun at all.

Give a kid the idea that they're famous and they get real fucked up.
Especially when they realize they're not that great at all, man, thats like 90% of the kids who acted on Disney Channel

Come on, of course she does.

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Do-Do-Do-Do-D cups!

>all those Nick kid actors and only Josh, Kenan, and Kel came out okay

Did your gf even care?

A remake of this movie wouldn't be so bad now with moner as Chel.

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jesus christ...

Ain't a Disney film though, so it's not exactly in line for a live action remake.

Live Action Disney movies have to be money laundering, they just have to be

Holy fuck. No wonder she made it in Hollywood.

What about ned's declassified whatever and zoey 101?

This girl sucked a dick to get in this industry, you all know it, you just dont wanna say it

as much i love isabela "boner doner" moner, she isn't thick enough to be chel yet

Bless this thread. I love Latinas so much.

Duh

>This girl sucked a dick to get in this industry
That's every girl and sucking is the easiest part.

>ywn wake up next to this

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>don’t wanna say it
She probably showed her tits a good bit too.

I wish she ran around nude in nothing but a poncho the whole film

would be scared desu

Guys do manual labor, girls suck dick.
Just how the world works.

That, and you squeeze a few nostalgia pennies out of your milennial audience, while raising a new crop of expendable CG sweatshop workers.

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We all do what we're good at.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS

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Yeesh, thats real average for a latina teenager.
Really lacking the tits

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I think DreamWorks peaked at The Prince of Egypt desu

If I ever see someone gyrate towards me like fucking ROB we're gonna have a problem

Kenan lives on snl, he has been their black guy for near 20 years. Yeah, its been that long.

she should play shantae next

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Damn, that new Berserk movie's looking great!

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What could be making those colors?

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source on that gif?

Most are fatter from base latino foods.
Same with JP chicks in the last generation, they shot up the boob alphabet monsterously from the standard a to c cup max.

You know Zone did a Chel loop, right

It’s pretty good

>imagine if you took something genuine and innocent and turned it into a gay stupid melodrama flick by a pretentious director who likes to sniff his own farts
thanks but no thanks, gritty reboots can go die

Ay mamá

I'm afraid that if that's your idea of "as smart as possible" you must be really dumb, friend.

dude

I want to marry and impregnate.

yes please

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Ayo! Nee~ Orisha! Waa! Aisho! Ora! Woo!

>yuk, wh isn't she obese she should be fat like me I have a blog BTFO trump about how obese people are beautiful

Just imagine what her tits would look like after being pregnant.

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wait, conrad designed her???
I mean it could be, but whoever hired him knew full well what he was doing

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Well, yeah. It's Hollywood.

I'm down for this. If we're going to have shitty vidya movies, let's go for the ones that show some skin.

FIRST NAME DORA!
LAST NAME DORA

Same thing happened with Bruce Timm. Drew a bunch of naked ladies, gets hired for Batman the Animated Series, ends up creating one of the most iconic DC characters who also happens to be a woman with perky tits.

You know what else I want to see on your back
another backpack