FINAL WARNING

This is how I imagine you.

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don't you have bigger priorities than world of fucking warcraft, though? You're 30.

People who try are faggots
You are or you aren't, there is no try

lmao, OK edgelord.

keep lifting things up and down like it's going to get you laid someday

Ive been playing since Vanilla WoW came out all the way to the present and I have zero interest in playing Classic, AMA

How is shitposting on Yea Forums more productive?

I can do everything I want while also playing Classic.
I'm not 18 anymore, I can manage my time properly.
In fact Classic is more casual friendly since most of its content is actually the questing and lots of BiS items can be found in lower levels and outside of raids.

There are huge health benefits to regular exercise you retarded shitstain, if somebody actually gave a single fuck about you, you'd knew you would like to stay alive longer for them.

Jokes on you fag I am /fit/

You realize there are 24 hours in a day? Spending one working out is not hard you lardass fucknugget.

Joke’s on you, all of them know life is pointless

Maybe the message in OP isn't for you then, ever stop to think about that? You close minded autistic retard?

I just feel we have to at least warn the retards that you can go overboard with WOW easily and fucking ruin everything in your life.

There's no reason to do this twice, and it's good to at least warn the first timers.

Interesting that Blizzard is allowing that thread. "DONT PLAY THE GAME LMAO"

>i feel like i have to spend my time convincing people not to play classic because im scared of my mmo dying
fixed

i don't imagine you at all

You sound like a soccer mom.

Some of us actually grew up, shocker, I know, faggot.

Modern mmos are more addictive than classic. They punish you for not playing every single day. In classic you can just raidlog 2 days a week to bis.

Aren't your dailies these days kind of designed to be finished rather quickly?

>get friend hooked to vanilla
>fails college
>get friend hooked to WoD
>loses job
>tempting him again with classic

It’s pretty fun.

MUH WORLD (classic) FIRSTS GOTTA BE FIRST LE FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRST FIRST ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMERS GOTTA ZOOM

HGOTTA STAY AHEAD OF THE CURVE BRO GOTTA GET THAT DAY 4 RAGNAROS GONNA BE WORLD FAMOUS ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOM

You're not a very good friend, user.

From what I remember from BfA and Legion I was constantly checking out the app for good dailies.
It still forces you to log in daily if you want to be competent.

>finish all daily or weekly chores within a couple hours or so maximum
>nothing else left to do that would be remotely meaningful
>turn game off until next daily reset and continue other 20-23 hours of life
WoW in the modern day with how they bottleneck progress is practically not addictive at all. You can hardly do anything to progress faster than blizz wants you to. Past a certain quickly reached threshold at least.

WORLD FIRST BRO YEAH AHEAD OF THE CURVE WOOOOP WE'RE GONNA BE CELEBRITIES AND RETIRE OFF PLAYING VIDEO GAMES JUST LIKE THE STREAMERS WOOOO

Do you think they intentionally toned down the poopsocking precisely because niggers were destroying their own lives playing this shit?

I can't imagine seeing headlines like these sit very well with developers.

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30 yr old neet workout daily and enrolled in a course for next year just bought a bag of pot and ready for log in fuck all of you

>stacy will totally want to fuck me once she sees me in full tier 3!

user hurry you only have 70 hours to hit 60 or veronica will never ride your cock!

You still have to log in daily and you can't just play for like an hour when you do.
My plan was to play for 2 hours max per day in BfA and this didn't work out at all since that was the time it took to just finish the dailies.
I prefer to take it at my own pace with Classic, I'll finish when I want to finish, without Blizz tempting me with "LIMITED TIME OFFER LOG IN NOW" shit.

I have 30 tablets of pervitin and slept for 12 hours yesterday, I am ready to ding world first classic 60.

Veronica can go fuck herself, I belong to Azeroth

>losing your job for WoD

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i bought a 24 pack of depends so i dont need to worry about my digestive system slowing me down while i race to 60

RIP, I know you're joking but you just know fuckers are gonna OD on all kinds of shit this week going for world first.

>There are huge health benefits to regular exercise you retarded shitstain
lol no there isn't
you have a better cardiovascular system but that isn't an issue if you aren't a fucking fatty anyway
exercise is a cult

>that kid who commited suicide because he didn't hit world first 60

It's one thing to play vidya, it's quite another to play any fucking MMO once you're past the age of 12.

These games should not be even vaguely compelling for anyone with a functioning brain. All you are doing is grinding for the sake of grinding, and bragging to your online buddies about how much grinding you did. The stories are garbage and not worth the time investment, the gameplay is horrendous because it has to accommodate people with 500 ping, there is just nothing of value in the entire genre.

Even if you play 100 hour RPGs, you'll get a lot more out of them than any MMO, and you'll be "done" a lot quicker.

cope

seethe

>kid
35 year olds are kids?

Those who play MMOs are, yes.

>"there are numerous benefits to exercising regularly"
>"no there isn't it's a cult"
ok

Where did I say anything about Warcraft? I just said I'm not even in that bad of shape and I'm dozing off after about 20 or so hours as far as other priorities you would be surprised how much free time one can discover at my age

>Poetry
So how loose is your rectum?

Alright guys you can have fun but you can only do it the way I say

X amount of time spent exercising each day is time I can't spend on things that are actually of value to me. Sure, you might get an extra decade before you're dead. But you're probably going to be fucking senile by that point anyway, so who cares?

Being overweight is dumb as fuck, but exercising isn't much better. You're investing time now in the hopes that you'll get more time back later, while just being a healthy weight is investing LESS time eating now to probably get more time back later.

Holy shit you sound like a fucking loser, lmao.

Jesus christ

This entire board needs urgent health intervention, some of these fuckers are off the deep end.

I don't like JRPGs, I think the time investment to enjoyment ratio is pretty poor. But I can understand people who play that shit a lot more than I can understand people who play MMOs, who are literally the dumbest people on the planet. You were world first at some raid shit? Who cares? You aren't developing any transferable skills, you aren't reading an engaging story, you aren't testing your ability. All you're doing is wasting your life poopsocking for the sake of achievements. It's like basing your life worth on your fucking gamerscore, sane people don't do this shit. Sane people value their time more than this.

You is dumb

>Can draw furry porn and make dosh while playing Classic
Seems like a win win for me bros

lmao life is meaningless so just do what you like. he's right though vanilla is just like osrs, a huge timesink, it's easy to start neglecting things in order to get slightly more ahead of others.

Nope. It's not a binary "not fat so wont have heart disease", not exercising will massively impair your performance later on. It's also not just some flat extra years to your lifespan, your whole life will be impacted past 30. You'll have less energy, perform less, weaker mental control, suffer more diseases, more sick, more mental issues and go senile.

>literally zero arguments
that's what I thought

No user, I think people are just taken aback by how utterly and autistically retarded you are.

This no one is going to argue with a dude who will be dead in a few years from a heart attack or a blood clot. Let the weak and overly lazy die asap.

Most of this shit seems pretty vague.

I just don't think the time investment now is worth the potential "improvement" later. But hey, I'm the kind of guy who wouldn't even give a fuck if you told me I needed my legs amputated. It's not like I need them for anything.

Exercise improves your cariovascular health and your physical fitness and strength. It has nothing to do with how much energy you have (exercise uses energy) or anything to do with your mental acuity (to increase that, exercise your brain, not your body) or your immune system. All of these ideas come from half-truths and mistaking correlation for causation

I wish I was able to get addicted to games. At least I'd have a personality trait. As it is I only play them about 2 hours after work.

>gamers thrombosis
Thank you based natural selection.

Your parents have completely failed your dumb ass.

Once again, zero arguments
fitness cultists are morons

Iv gone from skinny fat to health and strong looking (though no where near ripped) in just a couple of months of lifting.

It works.

Fuck you, inControl was based. RIP

paste us a poem then poser.

That isnt what killed him.

he had a blood clot that moved into his lungs didn't he?

My dick
is hard
I’m called
The bard

If I didn't heed this warning the first time around what makes you think I'll listen now?
At least back then I was still in high school so I had friends and a social life
Now I'm just a fat worthless with no friends or social life or purpose in life.

Nope

oh shit, really? So what was it?

>o offer some solace in this time of grief: We've learned that Geoff passed quickly and painlessly from a blood clot in his lungs. He was with friends. He always urged and led us by example to take care of ourselves to the best of our ability. Remember to do that for him today.

Blessed and Crimsonpilled. Thread ends here.

You don't have to do this, user, you can still turn shit around if you try.

I'm wrong and a faggot nigger. Accept my apologies.

STOP IT
STOP

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Imagine NOT putting your fist through your monitor and uninstalling a game when it sends you on a fetch quest. Lmao you need HRT if this doesn't send you into a fit of rage.

Thrombosis is legit fucking scary, how long do you have to remain sedentary for it to become a danger?

>needing to be spoonfed something that has been proven since the beginning of man
Stop walking at all and eating right by your logic and you’ll live a long healthy life. Please go ahead and stop doing healthy things and see how long you last. Yes exercising like a maniac is stupid, but exercise in moderation is a good thing and you can’t prove that it isn’t. Show me one person who exercised throughout their life at a moderate pace that is doing worse because of their lifestyle.
Either way stop breathing man.

congrats i'm trying to do the same just started a diet and need to work in some exercise in between classes

Man I love video games. Don't you guys love video games?

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I'd do a diet or a new exercise regime. Get used to one of them and then work the other in. If you start both at the same time and really try hard you will likely crash.

That was my problem for a while. I was over cutting and working out too hard, then I'd become exhausted, my body was telling me I was starving and then my will power went to zero.

>healthy things
Nice backpedalling retard, I said exercise, nutrition is the single most important factor in being healthy
Nor did I say exercising is bad for you, although it can be if you do it too much, like as a labourer or an athlete

Depends on the person. Most people arnt dying on long haul flights and you can be sitting for nearly a whole day.

We do! Which is why you should keep your physical and mental health in a good state, so you can keep enjoying video games, little Timmy!

I had spinal fusion surgery (two rodss fused into my spine) and I had to walk a shitload for rehab. I eventually came to enjoy it. Now the day isnt complete unless I get my 2 mile run in. Exercising makes you feel good.

Does it develop over time? Let's say you're 300 pounds, 35 years old, and sit for about 6 hours a day without getting up, like, for about a year of that.

I'm going to be 30 in a few months. It's over. The only people I can somewhat call friends are people I talk to from a now-dead /vg/ thread for a shitty game, I work at a fucking fast food restaurant and I have no marketable skills or degree.

All hobbies start from a base of good physical and mental health.
Except painting.

Become a criminal. Get rich

This is /b- apologies Yea Forums. We only talk random shit here. For video games go to /fit/ I guess.

>I love video games

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that's horrible, I hope you're not white? The shame would fucking suck to be a 30 yo white male in fast food.

This only applies to people with no self control. I don't know why people always assume everyone else has almost no self control like they do. It's not the game's fault, it's yours.

Nigger, get into a corporation. No marketable skills? The job is fuck-simple, they will teach you. No degree? Didnt stop them from recruiting me. Just look the part and talk up a good game on the interview. I'm currently in my 5th year of employment, after 2 promotions and have uni grads under me.

>fit autism leaking into v
shame i don't have time to shitpost there during classic

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This was due to surgery. You need some serious health problems already present to have your own blood kill you.

If you sacrificed one hour of gaming time, 2 or 3 times a week you would look like a sexy mo fo. Then you get to play the best video game. Sex.

Go to school, retard. It only takes 2-4 years to get enough knowledge to do something marketable. You can even spend 8 and be a doctor if you want. I don't understand why you think it's over unless you just want it to be over because you don't have to do real work.

Or go apply at a restaurant as a dishwasher. They're always hiring (if you come back and say they're not, you're a fucking liar) because dishwashing sucks, but it pays way better than fast food. Then you take time and learn the line and make more money.

Yeah bro just go outside and do something you don't want to instead of having fun
Cringe

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if i didn't have to cook so much food to keep up with fit autism i would. i actually had a blast with classic private servers after i lifed for 3 months, but the food autism is too much.

>the cardio/lifting grind
>the marriage and procreation grind
>the wageslave grind
>the pension fund grind
>the social credit grind
Just as meaningless as the grind for numbers on a computer.

>dude just go half a million into debt

Just live in a nordic welfare state where you can live NEET livestyle literally free and the state will give you money to get by.

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How the fuck do you expect me to pay for fucking school and what the fuck would I even go there for

What corporation.

user, "getting by" shouldn't be a point of pride, you bring scorn from Allah.

You dont need to eat a special diet to lift. Amatures are copying professionals and being spergs about it.

imagine thinking anything changes at 30 lmao

There's no fucking way you're 30, impossible. Did you finish high school?

30 year old boomer who has been "living life" for years now. Fuck life it sucks I'm playing WoW.

Being responsible got me laid off at work due to "corporate restructuring". Now I'm forced into the NEET lifestyle so I might as well enjoy it with WoW. Besides getting laid off I also got laid several days ago in a one-night stand, which is all I can do at the moment since my next job will likely need to relocate me somewhere else. So while I'm stuck in limbo I can't exactly start a family.

Fucking random thots and playing WoW is my life now deal with it.

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You can get cheap classes for like 1-2k a pop, take them at your own pace, and not even go into debt for it. He's not going to get accepted into an expensive school unless he had a high GPA and takes an exam that he'll probably fail anyway.

You're retarded. The college bubble popped, online and county schools are about as effective as more expensive ones. You'd have to go to literal ivy league schools to notice a difference in what jobs you get offered.

If you fall for any of this shit, you're a complete retard though.

Who fucking cares about pride? I can order food to my house and the government gives me enough money to rent+food+ games and snacks. I don't give a fuck about anything. I can just live NEET till end of my days.

>has plans for life
oh you sweet summer child

Literally any bank. They are always hiring for shit like anti-money laundering practices, accesses or coding. Take a youtube tutorial on excel macros and they will literally piss themselves with glee, because it's either you or a skillless pajeet. Dont look like a bum, use difficult words (HR monkeys are still that - monkeys), have some basic IT and excel knowledge and boom nigga - you're in. And when you do get in - try not to do anything stupid and you'll be there for a loooong time.

/fit/ is full of people who have embarked on self improvement and are still no gf no friends at the end of it
But hey at least they pick up and put down heavy thing

Yes, real life is meaningless. Some pixels are way more meaningful. Dumb fuck.

You even look you fucking retard? If you're 30 and don't have 1k lying around, you have a way bigger problem with your spending habits than your education or job situation. If you want to keep making excuses, just kill yourself and save everyone the trouble of you complaining just to complain.

What the fuck are you even trying to say or get at

>The college bubble popped

imagine living in fantasy la-la land

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>posting about Yea Forums on other websites

Time to kill yourself OP.

The Emissaries are, so you'll get the main rewards quickly. But it's designed to keep you playing long past that for a tiny bit more AP or rep, or a chance at a Titanforge upgrade... The whole game's designed to get you addicted so you'll keep playing for a tiny chance at extra rewards. And if you don't fall for it, you see there's no substance behind it and get bored fast. Could arguably say Mythic raiding is good... But you'll typically have to grind through the tedious aspects of it to get there, and nothing's worth that.
Meanwhile in Classic, it's fairly time consuming, but honest. You do the dungeons you want, potentially get meaningful upgrades, and you're done until you feel like going back. You can do it all on your own schedule, and there's no barely hidden grind to keep wasting your time.

Why do people still play wow?
Its just a skinner box.

I was saying they're equally meaningless.

why are you so fucking mad

Lose weight, fatty.

Because you're not.

>smooth brain has a hard time understanding
>calls others dumb
you funny

Banks have been downsizing their workforce for the last 10 years

Why should I be mad though?

Not fat at all. But its true and you know it

cope

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No, because modern WoW actively targets those addictive impulses with stuff like random gear upgrades and the endless Azerite treadmill. It gives the illusion of being a casual game when it really just encourages that kind of thing. Anyone who ruined their lives in Classic would probably hurt themselves even more with BFA, as long as they're not driven off by how tedious and repetitive it's become.

>told my friend about Mount and Blade when it came out
>plays it religiously to this day
then again I play STALKER for like 12 years now as well so I'm not any better

Oh, a fucking job market expert here. Then how fucking come JP Morgan, Citibank and GS have tons of openings for backend positions? I'll tell you why, mr expert. The downsized part are the apes at the counters - the fucking frontend, because they cost money and not make them. Backend grows by the day because automation grows by the day. Dont believe me? You dont have to.

HA! is this the first depressed person you've had to deal with?

Because you're fucking 30 and care more about complaining why you can't do something instead of just doing it.

You don't understand what depression is, retard. You just use it to blanket things you think are pathetic.

How is a guy working in a fast food place for the last 10 years going to get a job as a coder for a multinational finance corporation
Even for entry level shit they have college graduates applying out the door. His best hope would be call centre support for the bank

>get into WoW during my first year of university
>spend the entire rest of my time at university without making any friends, doing nothing but playing WoW and going to the library and classes
>finish uni, go back to live with parents, do nothing but play WoW for the next five years, jobless
It is addictive, and it's consciously designed that way. If you have any self-esteem issues or other psychological problems you can easily end up living in that world at a big cost to your real responsibilities to yourself and others. People get stuck in a state of extended adolescence, and when it's over, you regret it and have to play catchup to your peers who have families, houses, cars, etc. It's definitely worth the warning. If you feel you can't control yourself then be careful.

i just got here, faggot.
that dude screams depression. anything you tell them wont matter because they're swimming in doubt
you, on the other hand, are ego tripping hard right now.
explain to me what depression is or shut your ignorant mouth.

I tried and failed, what more do you want me to do when my best isn't good enough?

This is finally it Yea Forums, i'm going to end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>epstien shit has me cucked
>just lost 2k in stocks
>family wants to kill me
>keep hearing niggers and homos giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day by helicopters flying over my house
>older brother has came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
you guys have always been my favorite board, and you've always kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

>inb4 go out in a blaze of glory
No, not going to ruin other peoples lives.
>inb4 is there anything i can do to change your mind
Nope, its Happening.

stream URL + quick rundown:
pastebin.com/jXBc0cAx

See you all soon.

t. FF-4

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You've been posting this for months, either get on with the show and blow your brains out, or gtfo.

Then since you asked, I'll tell you. Most of the backend jobs are outsourced to India, Philippines or similar cheap countries with cheap unskilled labour. Therefore if a bank can hire someone here, train them up, then in 1-2 years this employee will have more value than a whole desk of kumars. This practice has been going on for quite a while. My example: Most time I held my job was for 3 years, then I was working odd jobs, not even on contract, went abroad for 2 years, came back, applied and after a lengthy process I got in. I wouldnt be talking up this shit if he didnt stand a chance.

>GET A JOB
>GET MARRIED
>DONT HAVE BABY OUT OF WEDLOCK
oh and be born rich with parents that will invest in stimulating your intellectual growth while providing a safety net for your entire life

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It gets boring though. At some point you will decide that there is more to life than just being comfortable. All the time in the world and free money but your life is meaningless. These sound like empty words but it becomes so true. You have to have real world goals to strive towards.

Give me a job faggot

Because life isn't just a linear progression. Things go wrong and you may have to try again, and again and again, until something works. This is a basic fact of life people probably learned in their teenage years for most of history, but is somehow now lost on even adults.

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I almost resubbed earlier today and stopped myself
I almost forgot that the last time I invested time into WoW it ended up being a huge letdown in the end and realized that with the exact same people in charge that it'll inevitably happen again.

It's like staying out of a toxic relationship that you know will end poorly in the long run for a few nights of perceived fun but all in all looking back it was just mindless grinding with very few enjoyable moments anyways.

Yeah, I started playing WoW when it came out and then after a month I quit, not because it wasn't fun, but because it was eating up all of my time and I could see where things were going. One of my friends from high school was a ditzy blonde girl whose boyfriend got her into it, I watched as she went from being in shape and going out all the time and taking meticulous care of her hair and makeup every day to becoming a shut-in, gaining weight, and getting pimples all over. Shit's like a drug addiction.

have no idea how anyone play a game for longer than few months at most. the longest i've played a game was rust for something like 1.5k hours and that was throughout the entirety of highschool and was mostly only used as a social conduit to talk to friends i'd made in game as we raided and roamed

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>I watched as she went from being in shape and going out all the time and taking meticulous care of her hair and makeup every day to becoming a shut-in, gaining weight, and getting pimples all over.

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not waiting for chad to chase other stacy's and swoocing in to comfort and fuck the gamer neet girl

Marriage does that anyway

Why the fuck do people have no self control.

shit happens user
or they weren't raised right

>left a baby for 5 hours in a bedroom while it slept
>it somehow died
what the fuck?

Not gonna lie, this is pretty grim, user, you planning on unfucking your shit?

it's funny, because all of those things are worthless pursuits

Yes, improving yourself is a worthless pursuit, keep farming these wool clothes while you are sitting in mom's basement. Then don't forgert to complain against society for your failures.

Jesus Christ what the fuck am i reading

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Now try and picture that absolute lad's parents.

gonna be playing it all day, normies and wagies can get fucked

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gym brainlet still seething that he can't argue with the truth

baby rolled over into the bed sheets while sleeping and suffocated because it couldn't roll back over.

this is why you're supposed to supervise children or have a baby monitor

> obvious shit need arguing
Keep living in denial. Don't forget to blame society, incel.

I'm not an incel
People who go to the gym are incels who think having muscles will get them laid
literally ZERO arguments have been presented against what I said
it's all religion-tier delusion

exercise promotes neurogenesis

> 2019
> some people still want to sink hours of their lifetime playing a shitty timewaster with braindead gameplay
Corporations must be so proud.

Nobody is arguing with you because you're clinically mentally unwell.

it's because you have no arguments, because i'm right, it's just a sacred cow you don't dare question

I do which is why I don’t play WoW.

Yeah, better go to second work to pay 500k mortgage to mister Shekelstein

> spamming a cycle like a chinese worker is gameplay

> second work
This is only needed by people with shit job. Basically, people who failed school because playing too much of a poor designed MMO.

no you're not

> DB Security Admin
> $6000/month
I sure need a second job, retard.

Thanks for proving his point I guess

Nice assblast

larp

t. wagie
don't blame others for your shitty situation, incel

dilate

> y-you need a second job to survive, w-working at walmart isn''t enough to li-live
> Y-YOU A-A-ASSBLAST!
Chill faggot, chill

Don't forget to ask for your welfare this month

Your mum will pay me for buttfuck.

> Need a seconds joke
> Is on welfare
> Moms joke
Imagine being this of a failure hahahaha

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>implying responsible gaming is impossible
what is self control?
>be careful at the gym you might get body dysmorphia
>don't go to a bar you might become an alcoholic

>Imagine paying $14.99 per month to play a 15 years old game.
>This game being utter garbage.
>Imagine being someone who pays anyway AND thinks this game is in any way good
>when there are far better, and free, MMOs on the market like Oldschool Runescape

And that is our actual reality.

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You have no idea what you're talking about my brother died from drinking too much water and it's a fact that everyone dies by being alive.

It seems white people and Asians appreciate wow, and south american / latin types like runescape, strange divide we have here, Juan.

>cardio lifting grind
aside from being better at those things you gain aesthetic and mental gains from being in better health
>marriage and procreation grind
you hopefully gain people who actually care about you
>wageslave grind
>pension fund grind
you gain money
>wow grind
you gain wow points
and wow is a sucky game

You are a failure of my semen in your mother`s womb.

This is kinda wrong. If anything can save you from wow instead of making you more addicted to the game, it's girls.

>cardio lifting grind
If you do it right - it is good for your health. Many retards make their health worse from lifting.
>you hopefully gain people who actually care about you
And maybe they will not care about you.
>you gain money
From wageslaving - yes. But pensions - I think that 10-30 years from now there will not be any pensions because of fucking boomers.
>you gain wow points
You gain pleasure and feel of acomplishment.

This. Poster may be joking, but people are gonna die today. I'm betting first blood will either be American or Korean (no offense amerifags, you just have no self control)

>it's girls
If you have gamer and actual abilities to bang some of random chicks.
If you are in relationships, your GF will be only a menace to your game.

>gamer
I wanted to say "gamer"

fuck, c.u..m..B . ra .. i n

you stupid fuck. you absolute fucking credin. the whole reason i'm playing classic in the first place is because i did not listen to this 15 years ago

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Wearing very tight leggings can prevent DVT.
OwO

you have to be an egolifting moron or someone with a ridiculously poorly balanced regimen (only training chest and no back so you get poor posture for example) to get a total negative health impact from lifting

you have to be a terrible parent to not make your children care about you

yeah pensions are doomed but they're just a bonus from working, you don't do anything just for them

wow only gives you a feeling of accomplishment if you're dumb/a child who sees some arbitrary title of grand dickmaster as having accomplished anything, and it's too boring to give you much pleasure just for the intrinisct act of playing

>painlessly
>blood clot in his lungs

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>playing guitar
>reading just any old book including trash literature
>going to the gym
>enrolling in a course
>"improving yourself"
Wew. That's the sort of advice you'd get out of a shitty self-help book that never actually helped anyone.

If you have some fucking reason to want to play guitar, play guitar. Don't play guitar because it's what some asshole thinks a "good" hobby is.

Books are only help you "improve yourself" if you're attempting to build some kind of knowledge base, and books that genuinely do that to some extent are kind of uncommon. Reading common trash literature is no different than playing fucking video games.

Exercise is important, but you don't need to go to the fucking gym to do that, you can run and do stretches and bodyweight exercises in the park or even the comfort of your own home. The gym is essentially just another social club and hobby, and fitness beyond a certain point can be an expensive hobby indeed without much practical benefit.

Enroll in a course if you *know* you have some kind of job waiting for you on the other side when you're done with classes, otherwise its a fucking scam that will put you in debt you'll never get out of.

None of the anointed "good hobbies" are necessarily better than playing some fucking MMO.

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based and redpilled

are there seriously unironic wagies on my board?

Lmao you fucking virgin.
Its infinity preferable to play wow for five hours a day than having to spend it babysitting a chick and her crippled self esteem.

based and redpilled

It's like you actually believe that exercising is just moving your body around and nothing actually happens within your organism other than the repeated mechanical actions you're doing. Read a study or two on exercising.

>Exercising improves mood objectively, and has been shown to be literally as efficient as anti-depressant medication, which I admit isn't saying much since those pills are a joke, but still
>there are a lot of chemical exchanges that occur during exercising which are partially responsible for the mood improvement but also other things
>exercising has been proven to increase concentration and ability to focus throughout the day
>testosterone increases makes you more likely to chase a goal with risk taking and aggressiveness, which objectively makes you more likely to succeed for whatever goal you may set yourself
>exercising helps you cultivate self-discipline which is an objectively positive thing to have
>exercising has been shown to increase energy levels overall for people suffering from fatigue troubles such as CFS or else
>exercising has been shown to cause the hippocampus to grow in size, which is a part of the brain most commonly associated with learning and memory
>exercising has been proven to reduce stress levels across the board

I could go on for a while, and I've purposely ignored the more direct biological health benefits and reduction in risk of diseases. Exercising regularly is genuinely one of the most worthwhile way you could possibly ever spend your time you bunch of disgusting fat fucks.

All of these are completely fucking meaningless to me because I'm not a mentally ill retard like you who has joined the cult of lifting. Why would I need to reduce stress, when I have none?

I haven't had a paycheck for more than a year already
I want it to end

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also not put babies on a bed with blankets for fuck's sake

>THE CULT OF LIFTING
It's 3 fucking hours from your week you fucking nigger, move your ass and stop with the fucking excuses.
If you got no stress at all you either are a mutant or do not exist because your ancestors never ran away from predators.

I workout, I'm graduated, i have a job

Ya how about you tranny faggots try breaking your trap porn addiction first before coming after me about video game addiction.

>I am unable to make plans and allocate my time and need someone else to do it for me.
Just book a few days off nigger.

Not him but people that tend to exercise tend to be seen as more attractive not only because of their looks, but because they can follow a routine and stick to it, showing more discipline that the average person who doesn't work out which is very attractive to members of both sexes. They are also shown to feel better about themselves, and tend to be more successful. There is literally no downside to excercising, not even "lost" time. The amount it takes for some people to watch another episode of some series or go do a dungeon raid in an MMO is probably even more time than a standard jog or weightliftong session. Not only you can still play after excercising, you'll feel even better than before. Many successful people still play videogames, some probably not as much as other people do, but it IS 100% possible. People like Henry Cavill and Mila Kunis are a few examples of fellow WoW fans that play the game periodically despite being very successful.
TL;DR - Go excersise, look AND feel better than most people, and still enjoy the things that you do. It's not exactly rocket science

Yet again, zero arguments

>mfw starting new job tommorow
>mfw also starting gym this week
>mfw no time for playing with either autistic trannies or identically autistic naziboos
>mfw I will only play legit single player games like Prey or Witcher III.

Don't do it to Yourselves, anons. Just turn around and leave this cesspool collectively known as multiplayer before they'll turn You to one of them.

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>Imagine paying 5 $ dollars to fuck a 50 year old overweight cow
>This cow being utter garbage
>Imagine being someone who pays anyway AND thinks this bitch is in any way good

And that is your mom

>Have no addictive personality traits whatsoever
>Harrassed by every internet website in existence on a routine basis about how horrible and dangerous online gambling is, drinking is, smoking is, video games are

Some of us are adults with self control can you please stop spamming every forum I like with this bullshit?

I already look and feel better than most people. I don't need to waste hours a day for the sake of my ego, buddy.

I do all of these things and will still play WoW 3 hours a day.
I don't see the dillema here, it's ok if you don't like the game but don't act like IT WILL SUCK YOUR SOUL AND YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.
Just take your time man, this shit is here to stay.

I-i a-am a-absolutely not touching vanilla wow again, it took me 10 years to get my shit together after the last time

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Everyone who says they're "too busy" to play video games, or too busy to play an MMO like classic, are being dishonest. I work full time and have plenty of free time for hobbies and interests. It's just called time management. But your average normie spends every waking moment on their phone and refuses to put it down. Then they turn around and say how busy they are, despite spending the last 5 hours snapchatting. And they genuinely don't understand why they never have 'free time'

>I do all of these things and will still play WoW 3 hours a day.
Glad for you user.
Also not saying "IT WILL SUCK YOUR SOUL AND YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.", but people You usually meet in modern multiplayer are either "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" or "OMG TAKE IT BACK U INCEL!!!", and most chat windows consists of the above people arguing with each other using memespeech.

If you have the patience and the stomach to deal with this, congratulations and have Your fun on classic user.

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DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT, that thread was made SPECIFICALLY for you, faggot, DONT FUCKING TOUCH THAT GAME.

Lifting increased interest from women tenfold and has gotten me laid plenty of times. Keep coping, dyel fatty.

>social conduit

thats a good way to explain those games

i got some 8k hours in EVE and thinking about it probably less than 1k of those are actually spent "playing" or doing something

I try to ignore those people but I get what you are saying here.
It's not a dealbreaker for me though, these people are mostly present on Yea Forums and I will probably just laugh at them if they try to bring this shit into a game.
I hope people will try to respect the spirit of Classic and not act like the retail fags that would get mad when they died in Dungeon Finder groups and start fights about it.

>tfw Yea Forums always says stuff like "you only enjoyed the online games you used to play because you made friends and it was only a glorified chat room!"

>tfw i never talked to other people in css, tf2, gmod, vanilla wow, rs2, etc, and just did autisitc things by myself

>I hope people will try to respect the spirit of Classic and not act like the retail fags that would get mad when they died in Dungeon Finder groups and start fights about it.
Well, for Your own sake I hope You are right.
I'm afraid that with every wipe shit will hit the fan, because of the pressure to be top tier pro hardcore raider, and because people who never played private servers and people who played them will jump each other's throats on every occasion. Still, if You manange to find a guild consisting of decent human beings You'll probably have lost of good times.

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Fucking Christ this, I’m 27 and my life only seems to be in shames even though I’ve lost a lot of weight and about to finish a masters degree. All signs point to I should be happy and I’m in a good spot, but somehow I feel worse than ever.

A part of me still wants to play but I know better. WoW always managed to take all my free time and when I wasn't playing it was always the subject in my thoughts. That's pretty fucked up I know right? It's only a game.

you are gay and overweight

>mentioning Yea Forums outside of Yea Forums

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>>Exercising improves mood objectively, and has been shown to be literally as efficient as anti-depressant medication
lol no
>>exercising has been proven to increase concentration and ability to focus throughout the day
no
>>testosterone increases makes you more likely to chase a goal with risk taking and aggressiveness
yes but you don't need to exercise for this
>>exercising helps you cultivate self-discipline which is an objectively positive thing to have
see above
>>exercising has been shown to increase energy levels overall for people suffering from fatigue troubles such as CFS or else
maybe
>>exercising has been shown to cause the hippocampus to grow in size, which is a part of the brain most commonly associated with learning and memory
research on that is incredibly inconclusive
>>exercising has been proven to reduce stress levels across the board
anything you enjoy will do this

The biological health benefits are really the only benefits to exercise, and they're vastly overstated by the fitness cult, everything else about it increasing your mood or increasing your energy is just the same as any activity you enjoy, ask anyone who actually has to labour for a living how fucking happy it makes them

Whew WoW first got released, people could not see the end of it. Just like life itself, therefore individuals were pushing harder to get through it because they did not want to get late.

Now, we know the game pretty much, and we know it's going to be fixed. Even if they release TBC, they'll do special servers I'm sure.

It's not a new race against something that never stops, it's a giant book, an encyclopedia, that you can open and go through, and close when you had enough.

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Just picked up BFA 25 days ago.

It's easy grind, and you get to pick up what you want.

But in the end it's more of a phone game with boring quests to do over and over each day.

I thought World Quest was actualy randomely generated, but no, it's just fucking dailies that you notice repeat just 2 fucking days in.
It's literaly a couple of daily quests but they give "random" loot.

Dungeons have weeklies too, and PvP too. The game is the ass between 2 chairs and it is fucking sad to see that after 9 years. Glad I jumped ship during WoTLK ICC.

You are fucking retarded.
Yes, it's true fit obsessed faggots overestimate it's benefits, but exercising regularily does improve your mood and it will help your mental health.

>exercising regularily does improve your mood and it will help your mental health.
as I already said, that's a conflation between doing something you enjoy = you feel better
could say the same thing about masturbation, or playing video games

You are a pathetic loser and deserve your lot. Just reading this thread makes me feel physically ill.

Jesus christ you are so adamant to defy what you don't like that you will even ignore/deny medical facts. Running releases endorphins to your body. Ask anyone with medical background or anyone who even once run for more then 20 minutes. No, playing video games or masturbating alone will not give you such possitive-high as running does.

At this point I'm pretty much sure you are an obese woman.

You're so adamant to defend what you believe that you misinterpret facts
Endorphins are released when you do lots of things, including jerk off (I noticed how you said masturbating alone there, like it only happens during sex with someone else, more delusional incel logic)
Personally I exercise regularly out of need rather than desire, and it certainly doesn't make me feel good, happy, or focused, it's a pain in the ass and uses up my energy which I could be doing other things with
You can enjoy it, I enjoy it if I'm doing something fun but on it's own it's just a neutral activity with no objective benefit to your mood. Saying it can cure depression is complete garbage

It's a bunch of dyel homosexuals actually

>Nor did I say exercising is bad for you
You said "exercise is a cult"

Yea Forums is mainstream, deal with it, faggot.

>internet tough guy

Cringe

It’s hilarious how judgmental alt-right boys are while at the same time living a nakedly pathetic life on the internet. Like imagine being so narcissistic that you’re on the bottom of the totem pole of social/economic status but still think you’re an authority to judge and weigh what everybody else is doing.

>don't fall for the wow addiction

WoW ain't shit compared to the addictive stuff that even normies deal with on a daily basis. If WoW is smoking, social media and cell phones are black tar heroin.

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/g DING LEVEL 40 BITCHES! IMA GET MY PALADIN MOUNT NOW FO FREE LMAO! RET PALLY FTW! FUCK THE HORDE RIT GUISE?

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Are you saying exercising is only positive if you want to do it?

Is there going to be another update I have to download right before servers are going live?

when did Yea Forums become flooded by normalfags boasting about how great being a wageslave is?

As far as your mood goes, pretty much, it can make you feel satisfied and good about yourself if you believe it's good for you as a person but objectively, on it's own, it can be pleasurable or it can be a pain in the ass, it's not intrinsically pleasurable like having an orgasm, otherwise everyone would be doing it

Guitar is an old meme. At this point you're better off getting a budget piano keyboard and messing around with a DAW like Reaper or Fruity Loops if you wanna into music. This is coming from a guitar player too, doing the DAW thing is way cheaper and you're far less limited in what you can play.

Well mate I assure you it's like everything in life that's good for you. You go through pain to gain more hapiness once you did it. It's biological capitalism. This until you get old and at one point your machinery stops the inflation, so you need a strong spirit to tank the fact you're dying.

Good thing is hard training in your life provides this kind of wiseness.

It's probably just former NEETs seeing the light. The rubber has to meet the road at some point unless you're extremely fortunate.

Sure, if exercise brings you happiness, I'm not an incel or fat so I don't really gain anything from becoming more buff

Not that guy but shitposting on Yea Forums takes a few minutes, WoW will have you pouring 5+ hours a day into it, and over time you will care more about WoW shit than advancing your life in any way. If you'd not be doing fuck all with your life anyways though i guess it doesn't matter, so have fun :)

WoW is a fuck of a lot worse than social media. I'd say it's actually worse than smoking as well. I wish i smoked cigs for 2 years instead of being hooked on WoW.

Lifting is a meme anyway. Most people don't need more muscle, they need flexibility training to undo years of a semi-sedentary lifestyle and some decent cardio buildup.

Men don't get that much out of being flexible

I'm not that other user. Thing is maybe you have a strong genetic capital, and maybe you're already exercising in your daily life? Maybe you're young and under 35?

I know I myself fucked up early so now near 30 I'm a physical mess, so I realise by fixing myself how exercise is important, and I still don't do it like I should.

You really don't need things until you need things, see what I mean? But sometimes some people think they're good when they don't have the reserve when shit hits the fan.

I wish you good health man.

being a neet is the light, its morel likely they were forced to wageslave and are now coping with their miserable existence by pretending its great and wanting others to be miserable like them

I think a good diet is way more important but i dont know what condition you have

What the fuck are you talking about

You absolute moron

Injury prevention mainly. There's arguments to be had about functional fitness too but that's neither here nor there. Telling people to go to the gym and lift to turn their life around is meme status because it's more likely to get them hurt compared to stretches/yoga and bodyweight exercises they can do at home for absolutely free.

this. being able to run more than a mile without being a winded sack of shit is good for you in every way. people forget that your mind is part of your body and is influenced by diet, exercise, and struggle.

without the strain of exiting the cocoon, a butterfly's wings are not strong enough to fly.

what does he have to lose though

The only exercise your brain is influenced by is mental exercise and most of ther worlds greatest thinkers have been fat pieces of shit who probably got winded climbing a staircase

uh oh another roid monkey who can't jog 5 steps!

that's factually wrong. exercise affects serotonin and endorphins and alters your mood. the brain is still a part of the body, and works in tandem with your diet and activity.

It's not that bad. NEETdom is literally just a buffer zone that will lead to eventual homelessness for most. There's cope on both sides of the aisle but there's a clear reason the vast majority of adults choose to work. Cheap digital distraction and LARPing as an ascetic will only go so far before you realize there's an entire domain of life to experienced that's locked behind a paywall.

>exercise affects serotonin and endorphins and alters your mood
it CAN, as I already pointed out, not intrinstic, and it's not like any of those make you smarter or more mentally healthy

I wanted to be as addicted as these people claim to be
I can't play for 2 days without getting bored

Americans, everyone.

is there anything more sad and pathetic than someone preaching on fucking Yea Forums?

Forgive him. He's american.

what a stupid fucking baby

First blood will be american from the simple combination of numbers, lard, and access to amphetamines.