What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, halflings, dwarves, and other races of short stature?

What is Yea Forums's opinion on gnomes, goblins, halflings, dwarves, and other races of short stature?

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cum'brain

Dwarves are one of the best fantasy races ever created. The rest are degenerate shit.

>gnomes
Usually gay. Can be cool if handled right.
>goblins
Made for slaughter.
>halflings
Gay.
>dwarves
Based.
>fairies
Based.

I want to FUCK Tristana!

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I FUCKING LOVE SHORTSTACKS

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I dislike all of them except dwarves

Are you too retarded to spell out cu󠛡mbr󠛡ain?

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Same

They make good pillows for us big races

Yordles are the sexiest race ever created.

Made for shrinking and dominating their human boyfriends.

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love 'em

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I seem to be the only one that actually enjoys playing gnomes/goblins or any other short race for that matter.

I just really, really, really hope that the whole vulpera thing is just a bad joke on Blizzards side and they are going to introduce the water gobbos into the horde instead.

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fuck you nigger, we have tall furries now we get shortstack furries and the game is better for it

A complete waste of developers resources. They are always at the bottom tier of played races and not worth the effort to create and support.

womanlets give birth to manlets

yiff in hell

word

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furries unironically needs to be gassed.

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Fairies are always the best

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Shortstacks are the best

Based and yordlepilled

Based and Faepilled

yes

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fairy onahole filled to bursting

t. manlet jealous of Chads eyeing up shorties

Can I use body mods on WoW again yet?

I wish I could fuck a female WoW goblin.

Same, but male.

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I wish someone would fuck my female WoW goblin.

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Show her face and we'll talk.
You can show more too if you'd like.

please tahu everyone knows Gali is cucking you with Pohatus and Onua

i want a goblin girlfriend

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I wish they existed in real life.

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I want to _be_ a yordle!

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nigga it's not tahu, it's akamai

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hey guys what do you think of my epic norn guardian

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I want to have sex with them. All of them really badly. Shortstacks are the best thing ever.

meh, i think the lalafell from ffxiv are much better

and i think you have terrible taste

Lala thighs are life

>fucking absorbs his cuckolders
what a powermove

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Dwarves are like small chubby humans with more hair.

>Fantasy world, you only choose Human or Human Variables (Dwarves, Hobbit, Kenders, Gnomes, Goblins) and not true unique races

God Tristana does things to me.

>muh unique races!
I don't get this complaint, what do you want to play as exactly a jellyfish?

I like em too. I just wish the goblin starting area wasn't four fuckin hours long.

Why yes indeed... want to be a mass of water and tentacles.

>Gnomes
Nice
>Goblins
Nice
>Halflings
No.
>Dwarves
Nice
>Other races of short stature
>Yordles
Nice
>Lalafell
Nice

I think I developed a shrinking fetish from this game.

i play lalafell female and have no regrets, tater best race

Disgusting.

I already had one but it was the shrink ray and world enlarger that made me spec engineering

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this

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Best part is that they stack with that potion from the sand place you got from the goblin.

I think they actually changed that in the patch at some point so it doesn't any more.

probably for balance but that's a shame.

Apparently stacking the effects could make you super tiny and almost invisible. The should have just made it balanced by having you die in one hit if you're that small it'd be hotter too.

Reminder that Trust and Poppy are furries

If they're furry then I'm furry

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I just pretend they have smooth skin fuck you.

>blatant kumbrain thread up for hours
>posts calling it out get deleted
kumbrains are mentally defective retards

Goblin girls are literal sexpots.

Halflings are cuties too

female Gnomes are cute.

dwarves are fine

In summary

Female short stacks are adorable, but Goblin girls are my go to.

50% chance of a malfunction that crushes their heads together

Kobolds are great. Long prehensile tail, nice wet lizard tongue, wide egg laying hips, and horns for something to grab onto. Along with the advantages of their short stature.

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>the green one

Good lord

FINE ILL GO JERK OFF GEEZ

Male?

Hard to tell the difference until you're getting in there
Impossible to stop once you're getting in there

Why do I find this so hot

I fucking love shortstacks
I also live giant woman

Give me a game where there are both
Then make it yuri

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what the actual fuck is this picture?

Dwarves are cool and the rest are complete trash.

Everything in WoW looks fuck ugly, and such creatures are not attractive when they have tits.

Only if they are cute like the Tarutaru and Lalafell races.
>my wife is 4'4"
>my legs are longer than she is tall
>she's 30-years-old but she looks 8
>tfw

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Can we petition blizzard to make gnomes look like this in classic?

Isn't there more to this?

fuck off zoomie

Gaaaaah CUNNNY

I want a short gf with big tits that isn’t an actual midget. Is this even possible? I mean the woman existing, not getting a gf. Like a shortstack that doesn’t look like she’s been whacked with a looney tunes mallot.

perfection

I have seen few, really rare thing so you can want all you want but dont actually expect to find and date one

You're speaking my language man

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Femlets look like that?

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giant shortstacks

I love goblins

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gimmie draph wife

Midget literally means short but with regular proportions.

Pleb:
>shortstack
>shota
Equite:
>tiny submissive twink
Patrician:
>shortstack (male)
Kaiser:
>tiny twink dominating large guy

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onaholes

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Post better goblins.

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>tfw no gnome gf

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is this better?

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Oh so you're a Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapper
well no wonder you have shit taste

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What is the Warcraft in-universe social stigma like surrounding the idea of humans (or other races) wanting to fuck/fucking gnomes? Is it even physically feasable without being extremely painful for the receiving gnome?

>Kenders

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Shortstacks are up there for me
>Bug people are my #1
>WoW has a ton of awesome bug people
>None will ever be playable
Why do you taunt me so?

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I love how Yea Forums has become the den of every creepy, outspoken fetishist out there yet people still throw a tantrum when furries are mentioned

It's a monkeys+ladders kind of a thing.

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Its not considered too weird. In fact every species on Azeroth is canonically able to interbreed and produce children, besides Orcs and Draenei, as they aren't from Azeroth.
A running gag is that each expansion there is a book you can find about a human paladin that fucks around azeroth. There are books for both Gnomes and Goblins.

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built for consensual sex after marriage in the bedroom

>it subverts expectations more so therefor it's better

Fuck you

>being a role non-reversal prole

>macro shortstacks

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Because furries are the lowest of low hanging fruit on the Internet.

source?

Hello fellow of Noble and impeccable taste

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>Once upon a time in high school I dated this 4'7" girl with 40EE tits and a nice fat ass to match who was otherwise a twig
>I myself was this Bobby Hill-esque late bloomer who didn't even discover masturbating until like 19
>Got afraid and ran away from her because all she ever wanted to do was mess around and it made me nervous
>It's been like 10 years
>Randomly saw her again on Faceberg
>Found out through a mutual friend me dumping her fucked her up so bad she turned into a fat, man-hating feminist

I wish time travel was real

not always, but sometimes

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The best

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i bet her pussy tastes like raspberry

some russian woman who used to be in a shitty band lol

>macro shortstacks who have put up with being small their entire life and take the opportunity to act 300% smug upon growing giant

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Harvin > Yordle > Lalafell > Draphs > shit > Gnomes/Goblins

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>being a literal pedo

I put my goblin on the ptr so I could see her new model

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So?

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>No imps
Talk about tripping at the finish line

i'm a furry too, i don't see the problem

Harvin aren't kids, dummy

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>she's 1000 year old in the lore!

I wish classic WoW had playable Goblins.

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>implying furries aren't also shitting and being IM SILLY obnoxious faggots

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In her 20s actually

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24 years old

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We're talking about age user not inches she can take

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Based

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>Gnomes
They are okay I guess
>Goblins
They are nice mobs, you are encouraged to enjoy killing them
>Halflings
Pointless race, replaceable as fuck
>Dwarves
Potentially top tier in every aspect
>others
The more humanoid the better, different colored skin doesn't counts as an inhuman feature

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>tfw into every bodytype ever
>walk into [hentai site] in the gallery of one of my favorite artists
>Harvin doujin
>mind says no but dick says yes
>giganut.png
what have i become

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>image search
>she is Brazilian

God bless Brazil.

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Enlightened

The way the writer destroyed their relationship in the fifth book for absolutely no reason was nothing short of criminal.

Image searching took me to a forum of seething virgins worse than Yea Forums
Literally picking apart each new photo and post she makes on social media and accusing her of Photoshop and wearing prosthetics.
She clearly does but it's pretty sad either way

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Charlotta is a good girl

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A good~ obedient little girl~

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You've ascended.

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Delet

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How about I delet your wombs potential and pussies structural integrity with an oversized durian?

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No

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Then there is no pleasing you.

Good day.

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kill all pedos

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artist

you just got gnomed haha

See ya

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Subtle. But no.

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BB

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Not enough games take advantage of cute Goblin characters. I want more playable Gobbies.

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This is plague right? does this fag even draw porn or just all softcore

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AAAAHHHHHH

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He used to do porn under a different name but then he gave it up when he rebranded as PlagueofGripes

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>under a different name
and that i-is?

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Crouched paizuri

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Don't get your hopes up

why did he even give up porn after the rename?

>old artwork is shit
>gets better and doesn’t draw porn
Fucking hell, the worse part is he’s an artist that does a variety of girls because he just appreciates the female form.

>he just appreciates the female form
you mean make his dick happy

i can only speculate but might be he just decided to be less porn oriented, he's well known in the SBFP fanbase and has been a podcast/stream guest on many occasions, as well as having a youtube channel himself. maybe he thought having porn to his name would create undesirable situations. but he still draws lewds, and everyone knows, so idk.

That’s what I meant, yes.

>he doesn't both appreciate the artistic beauty of the human body while also busting huge nuts to it
non artists will never understand, sorry normalfag

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thenk

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>it's a "Yea Forums discusses plagueofgripes" episode
youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

prettylittleliars is literally a giant femcel cope forum

POST MORE FUCKING GOBLINS

not a goblin, but

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Dwarves are god tier. Gnomes can be okay. Goblins make for good fodder. Halflings are complete dogshit. I hate them.

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there are PEOPLE with actual plagueofgripes lewds that'll never see the light of day as we speak

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newfag

Great bodies with horrible faces, but that's usually a curse of western design.

muy bueno

They are sexy and cute. Especially if they have big floppy ears.

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OK

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>plays fantasy game
>be a manlet anyway

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

If we're going into the obscure then let's go all out.

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as good as outta sync is, i wish he'd stopped going under 2 personas just to post NSFW or sfw art

>halfings and gnomes gay
>faeries based

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Shiftiest newfag meme

When you want to have a professional career in BurgerLand or Leafville, you need to hide your smut life.

WoW may have broken me a little because Goblin chicks are awesome

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does Yea Forums like trinket?

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problem?

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The only goblin I ever loved.

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ah hello there mr boner!

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Who?

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>Enjoying a nice Shortstack thread
>user has to remind me that I can't play Mozu anymore

I hate you

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Hey search for "Get your Yordles off" if you haven't seen it yet. You're welcome.

I'm sorry man, just try to remember the good times.

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GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

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Thanks

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One more Mozu for the road.

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>Gnomes
Sexy and cute women and the men are bros if you don't treat them like shit
>Goblins
When treated well, same as any race, if a little mischievous, but not to the point of betrayal if you truly believe in them. Sexy females.
>Halflings
These I've never understood, they're often depicted like short elves, and ugly as fuck.
>Dwarves
Best and loyal bros, value trust, core values, culture and friendship over everything.

I love shortstacks of all sort, I wish they were real and we didn't have shit like midgets.

was this considered western /ss/?

Based and yordelpilled

For me its Teemo !

I wish gnomes (and by extention real world midgets) had smaller feet and longer arms though. Their body types make them look like children.

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>Their body types make them look like children.
How is this a bad thing?

>forced meme making fun of people for being obsessed about sex's end goal is about having sex
Should probably try to develop some self-awareness before calling anyone stupid

Can't wait for Yordles in the LoL fighter and by that I mean I can't wait for more porn. They'll dumb the game down an extreme amount so I'll stick to other fighters.

>ywn

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>"Virgin" Tristana
>Chad Poppy
Anyone who'd pick Tristana over Poppy is a pleb

>'Hotlinking has been disabled'
>Still works fine in another tab
Genius programming

Ok

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Because literal toddler proportions.

>feet & hands too big to be feminine
>literally no curves or hips to speak of, body of a lego brick

In what world is this appealing? The femgoblin is a perfect example of how to accentuate the necessary features.

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I'm sorry you had to find out this way user but Gali is a dude

yiff.party/patreon/8347421

i want either a gf that i have to bend down to kiss or a gf that has to bend down to kiss me

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Everything but large breasts

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big breasts fill a mans hand
but a big butt fills a mans heart

Thats why you want both

>portable girls for emergency cuddles.

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You mean- portable loyal wife for raunchy loving procreation.

>LoL fighter
That's happening?

If you look way back at our ancestry, there were subspecies of homo sapiens, variations of smaller people that our ancestors killed off cause that's how savagery worked back then. Maybe if we perfect cloning and de-extinction we can revive our counterparts one day.

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I got inspired to write some yordle lewds after going through that giant gallery on Sadpanda.

Here's my idea:
There's Poppy
There's two huge hulking Minotaurs
We go from there

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Cunn is for kids, we're talking about puffy over here!

Riot is making a fighting game eventually. Most think it might be a LoL fighter.

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Personally I prefer human male on shortstack literature. I'm thinking of writing a dwarf story or another goblin one.

Sketched up this real quick to show what i mean. I think the gnomes could really use a workover if they're ever to be considered anything else than ugly and disgusting by the majority of the playerbase. The male gnomes should realistically also be reworked like this but in a less cutesy kind of way. The changes don't need to be this drastic either, just better proportions would do it.

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Gnomes are pretty cute ok

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Ah I get it. The minotaurs guide poppy home. After doing their good deed for the day, the two minotaurs do anal in their own abode.

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Would fuck left

>Race that's mastered their world and the stars beyond finally perfect re-creating primitive species (or new ones) for the hell of it
>Put them on various planets so they can thrive in peace
>Proceed to become complacent
>Eventually get wiped out by infighting and/or something else they made because they were messing around playing god so much
I'm pretty sure this is the line of thinking that leads to settings like Halo

Or more like this with even bigger feet and head to have them still be as quirky as before, only more attractive.

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Close, they use her as a living cocksleeve. She's strong enough to take it and her body only gets stronger the more damage it takes after all.

Didn't they already rework Gnomes because of a bunch of Gnome players being pissy about their cute comedic relief race being cute and comedic so they pestered Bliz into remaking most of the faces grumpy.

What’s his nsfw name?

the model on the right is the current player model.

I really like gobbos

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outta sync is his nsfw name, his sfw name is mata-knight or some shit

Outta Sync. Mataknight is his other name, I think.

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ARTIST PLEASE AND THANK YOU

I
love
lalafells
so much

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Iqdb

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Goblin

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Draphs

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That is a potato

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l-lewd

literally just here for the gobstoppers, thank you based anons

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How'd she get pregnant in the ass?

>ywn become the Goblin King
It hurts but Tell me about the babe

pastebin.com/rDMbJrAP
I wrote this story about fucking and falling for a goblin chick

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Easy.

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>she
Oh, user

Fuck! Imagine getting tittyfucked by those puppies

But they're practically begging for it

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What a completely unlewd crop

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>Becomes stronger the more damage she takes
>Pelvis, anal and vag muscles become super charged
>Become tighter and tighter until she crushes the Minotaur dick, killing them in the most satisfying way imaginable.

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Reminds me of Bridget Powerz
7/10

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I would like the full version of this image, please.
Kind Regards, Kenneth

Goblin butt for tasting, not probing, stupid anons, good day.

JESUS CHRIST! SAUCE

Well, just this once. Don't tell anyone I gave it to you.

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Why not both?

A tad disappointed she's not being railed in the vagina by a proper penis, but a kind gesture nonetheless. Thank you.
With a smile, Kenneth.

kinda the same
>love reptiles (and also bugs but more reptiles)
>tfw i will never be able to play whit those fish guys of pandaria, neither the murlocs

Changbae. Because Adelia is the best Gobbo.

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>mfw an user claimed he fucked her and he legitimately provided proof that he did
Should have screencaped it tbf

>tfw her condition is so rare and only results in a good physique 0.01% of the time

I'll never find the shortstack of my dreams...

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i wish i had a shortstack gobbo gf to help me through life
:(

dorafs

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Damn it. I know the drawfag they used to do the draw threads but was absorbed in to discord.

and shes a terrible person too
what a waste of cute looks

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Nah dude, I've mained gobs since cata hit. Honestly despite all the shit wrong with it I still look at the expansion fondly because of them and the Firelands.
Was going to use the model swap to play gob in classic too, but pvp fags fucked it up for me and the titty mods.
Also although I don't hate Vulps especially since Niisha is simply "fuck the snakes race war now" the character, I love Neri and the Unshackles being weird commune fucks as opposed to goblin's pure ultra capitalism.
Honestly if goblins were ever allowed to be monks I'd never play another race again.

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I like giant shortstacks

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Is that bonbi?

>NO MMO WITH SHORTSTACKS
>NO IRL SHORTSTACKS
FUCK THIS STUPID ASS BASTARD OF A PLANET AND REALITy

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who?

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So she legally can't use an adult seatbelt in a car? Nice LARP my guy

youtube.com/watch?v=2uTMTyqQxl4

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Why is she making that face? Did she push her leg too hard?

I love Russia so much.

She's just not very photogenic

Goblins are smelly.

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s-sauce?

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>After a hard days work
>Get home and open the door
>Hear the *clap clap clap* of your dummy thicc gobbo waifu racing to greet you
>Wearing nothing but a cut down apron with ties still trailing behind her
>She jumps at you, collapsing your aching form on the floor
>She cuddles you tight, smooshing your face against her ample breasts
>You squeeze her soft velvety form closer to you, her breasts now enveloping your neck and her legs soundly locked around your chest.
>You carry her to the bathroom and she undresses you head to toe
>Laying on the table she climbs on top of you warm soothing oils running freely in every crevasse
>Using her whole body she slides along your tired body, massaging in the oils to each fiber
>You reach out to stroke her head and confess your eternal love for her
>Accidentally you grab her hand
>The police smash the door down and arrest you for depravity
>You end up in a cell with bubba the bonecrunching orc

>posts shitty vore goblin and claims it's better than fucking Joixxx

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Aw jeez, just this once

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Oh god

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based

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Your art is a good example of anime ruining peoples' artistic eye. Here's some actual good gnome artwork, if there is any hope in your husk of a soul you'll take design and construction cues from it. But I fucking doubt it.

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i press ~ and delete the orc and TCL back home

>the only good goblins are the ones you can plow in any hole
Fixed it for ya mr slayer

If you ever had sex with someone who is only 1,50 meters tall and has huge titties, you will neeeeeever forget that. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

if you've ever had sex and you arent married to that person now you are a terrible person

Why is her hair see-through

It was not my fault, she lied to me and was basically running away from her ex. Then she went back to him without saying bye, just went poof, got abused hard by him and left the continent.forever.

she was a terrible person and so was her ex
but you might be too

Maybe, but atleaast i'm not playing World of WarCrap :^)

>strong
>tough
>live longer
>based (aka tend to be lawful good which is the opposite of degenerates)
>not tall and handsome meme characters so you know whoever picks them is a chad and not some insecured beta
>hate elves

based
you are a saint now

Also, trinket dump

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i want to stroke the long ears

More hips

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Thicc

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Post work. With your dumb see through anime hair

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>mfw Sago-Jou's new doujin with the dwarf girl

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>netorare
trash

>broccoli trying to get eaten by a fatass

That was just one all gnome guild that bitched about it, most gnome players were pissed off that their cute cheerful gnomes were now depressed and looked like they smoked for 30 years

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The one with the orcs? Nah, not into NTR or orcs in general.

i want to cuddle with a goblin girl

Me too
I'd also settle for a Pandaren girl

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Where's her bra?

Shit, I haven't seen that art in ages

That is fucking vintage porn.

Me too

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So much for nofap

Don't forget the fresh-off-reddit 15 year olds that desperately want to fit in and be epic by bitching about things that haven't been relevant since 2006

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>shortstack with tits as big as her torso
this is the perfect body type please post more examples

This. People getting exceptionally butthurt about furries in the current year feels like they're trying too hard

Midna has so much giant art and I'm glad to know there are artists out there with such good taste.

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>good gnome artwork

Not what i meant. I meant they look like ugly toddlers and there is nothing sexy about them.

Post something actually sexy. It'll probably be something that changes their proportions a lot from their ingame models.

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that nose is disgusting

Yeah I dig them, when they have hairy pits abd a bush with a happy trail reaching the navel and loads on piercings on tits and cunt.

I fucking love shortstacks.

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Where can I find a hot dwarf girl? WTF

1 in a million since the most common form of dwarfism makes people look like peter dinklage

What a dork dragoon.

"DAHHHH"
*goes cross-eyed*
"BIG BOOBS NICE"
*begins drooling*
"ELF GIRL SEXY"
*shits half digested hot pocket, permanently staining whitey-tighties*

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i just want to hold hands with a shortstack and fall asleep together with her

FUCK

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Fair enough. But still, goddamn I wish more jap artists drew shortstack girls.

You sound like a faggot, in every sense of the word.

That's the ending I went for in I've been considering doing a Dwarf or Gnome chapter as a sorta sequel to this, with a new couple. Or maybe a Pandaren. I dunno.

You're gay.

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Don't reply, genius

Yeah man, those guys are super weird for not wanting to fuck dogs.

pedobait

>Proving my point
Thanks, I guess

The point is that you want to fuck animals, and this is always going to be weirder and more disgusting than wanting to fuck a short girl.

New gobbos and worgens look great. It might actually convince me to play retail for a little while.

>Trying this hard
Cool

>You're a tryhard if you don't support my bestiality fetish

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You have no chance since the non-deformed faced ones are very rare on top of the condition being rare itself.

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post midna's fat ass

>kumbrain thread

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Ah, yes, Bludlemon right? That guys submissions would always get really high in blizzard art contests because he always drew some thick girls with big tits. Too bad as far as I know he never really did much porn.

I want to kiss her cheeks. Moar

Boy have I got a doujin for you lads

e-hentai.org/s/3527f221aa/1470981-9

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Part 2 scans where

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=drake_fenwick

>e-hentai.org/s/3527f221aa/1470981-9
NTR TRASH KILL YOURSELF

I think midgets are fucking hilarious

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which cheeks

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Needs big jiggling piercings.

Nah I knew he also did furry shit, but look how few there is regardless. I guess what I meant is, he hardly did shit.

Thanks for posting this.

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>always see the ntr hate
>decide fuck it, my curiosity demands to see how shit awful this is and understand the ahte
>follow the link
>big fuckin shortstack tiddies, xray, impregnation, ahegao

I genuinely don't understand. That link only gave me good things. Why are you sperging over these good things?

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>Still trying this hard
Cool, I guess you need the (you)s

>Ruined by cuckshit
We truly live in hell.

He has just shy of 1500 images on his FA, which I'm fairly sure doesn't have everything he did for Supermegatopia and By Way of Booty Bay

>Pandaren girl
They deserve love too.

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No problem

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>How can someone possibly have a different opinion about something
Genuine autism

>Still claiming people are tryhards for not supporting bestialiy

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>bestialiy
>Trying this hard
Working hard for those (you)s

because those people are weak, they cant just masturbate to a good art
They are constantly reminded of themselves being weak shits when the story focuses on the cuck even for a moment instead of just ignoring it like most people do so they get angry

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It looks like decent porn to me, not something to cruise control for cool over. That dorf girl body is great.

>Why don't people masturbate to emotional suffering and betrayal
Gee I dunno user, they're not sociopaths?

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Cucks deserve the gas.

zoosadism leaks

>Dude no it's not bestiality because the dog can talk
And now you've descended into denial.

yeah but its cuck shit so its automatically trash

>loving wife
>loving kids
>also a king

Could be worse.

>bestiality
>sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal
That's literally what the word means, user.

>ntr

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goblin is trap

Yes, and a furry is an animal.

>why do people don't have the same cuckoldry fetish as me
Who knows, you cuck.

>They're an animal that can talk and reason like a human can
Doesn't sound like a lower animal to me, user.

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Now we're back to

Please stop giving that moron attention. It’s just shitting up a thread that was going just fine. Don’t take the shit bait from it anymore.

i want to pat it

Humans are animals too, user. Also nice job moving goalposts

>You're a moron if you don't like bestiality
Why do furfags get so defensive?
>But dude like humans are animals so it's okay for me to fuck dogs

Wasn't even specifically talking about furries in my post. Though by all means do keep struggling to pretend to be hip, boy. Maybe one day you'll realize that no one whose opinion matters gives a shit

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You're all degenerates and no better than furries.

Personally I'm a big fan of Yordles

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Keep operating under the delusion that bestiality is accepted.

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>Level 41.
>One of the best debuff items in the game.

Now I remember how crazy vanilla was.

He's just some dude sperging out because furries were mentioned, user.

Nobody was talking about bestiality at all, you were the only one who brought it up. Also, nice projection faggot.

They're only good in fiction

Furries are bestiality, user.

Hey man, make sure to post your suicide on twitter AFTER you earn a KF thread about your dogfucking. Please and thanks!

>Goblins, gnomes and Dwarves are only good in fiction
...Well, yeah

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OG furries were about cartoon mascot OCs and i started back in the day

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Yes, which were animals.

user, literally nobody was talking about bestiality at all, you were the only one who brought it up in this thread.

I want to live in a world where I can fuck cute fem goblins. Why do I live in this shit ass world where I can't.

Do I have to repeat myself? Furries are bestiality, and you were whining about people hating you before I even came here.

yeah but they were just regular people at that point and not 18 year old animal rapists

Is that Modeseven?

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No, they were 30 year old animal rapists.

Why are all the short girls always taken? I literally can't find a girl under 5 feet tall that doesn't have a boyfriend/husband.

I mean, it could be

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If yordles were public domain like orcs and elves I would have a go at making a fantasy story using them to see if I can spread more yordle awareness to the public.

Cute boy

Tfw transformation fetish and want to be transformed into a shortstack girl

>and you were whining about people hating you before I even came here.
That poster wasn’t me, you brain damaged hobgoblin. You’re the only one here shitting up this thread with irrelevant bullshit right now, which is the issue here.

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sauce

To play CoC and drink the kool a- I mean ale

>You’re the only one here shitting up this thread
But user, you're defending furshit in this shorstack thread.

ok thanks, I found it

damn that's hot. More?

Made to be hypnotized

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And for you, my gamer son, the gift of sauce.

Alexandra Uchi.

moar

>want to make goblin deck
>local store cracked no modern horizon packs
>sure as shit not gonna spend eight burgers on a non-premium set

I really liked Pathfinder's take on gnomes
>immortals so they've decided to check out what death is for fun
>one of the major gods took notice of violation and made them mortal
>now they either need to pursue new experiences in life or wither away

ENGAGING TC-130 MENTAL DISLOCATOR

I’m not defending anything, I’m just trying to get through to you that you should fuck off. This thread was peaceful until you barged in spouting nonsense nobody cares about.

user you're the one harping on about it and, once again, bring it up to begin with

They're different from the norm so I'll give them that, but I prefer quirky inventors to manic, childish fey. Just a taste thing.

>I'm not defending anything
>Every single post is whining about people hating furries
Takes two to tango, and I didn't bring it up.

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You keep bringing it up, and you did bring it up to begin with too.

what does she smell like?

>cant fuck Linzi
Shit game.

Nope, that was

>Every single post is whining about people hating furries
Actually all of my posts are telling you that you’re the one bringing up irrelevant shit and to fuck off somewhere else.

I love this pototo so much

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Cum

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And you do that by defending furries, what a smart plan.

>Post doesn't bring it up
Exactly, it was you user

I didn’t defend anything but the thread that you’re shitting up right now.

Based and hypgnomepilled

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>Posts defending furshit didn't bring it up
Moron.

Do you think her feeling emotions means she gets double orgasms while she drained you dry?

Furries don't belong in this thread, you defending them has only hurt it.

>Moving the goalposts
You were the one who brought up bestiality first, user.

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>Why don't people masturbate to emotional suffering and betrayal
But that's the hot thing

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I want to play as a crocodillian

You’re still the one shitting up the thread right now, I’d say you don’t belong.

shortstack is love shortstack is life

What goal posts? You said I brought it up, but it was that poster instead. Lies get you nowhere, furry.

I wouldn't care, and just ignore it like I do any good doujin that has stuff I don't like.
The issue with NTR, personally, is that there are frames or entire pages dedicated to a crying man.
Of all the shit that makes my dick wither a blubbering mess of a guy is one of the most effective. I don't want to see that, I don't want to read that.
I don't self insert, or get emotionally attached to porn characters but those frames are random and constant so I can't skip them like I can gore which usually has some lead up or even scat where the woman will whine about not being able to hold it.
It's piss easy to bail out on that before my dick dies, but with NTR it's
>good shit, massive titties
>teasing out inverted nips
>big orc fingering action this gon b gud
>crying cuck with rope gag
Even with the shit posted there's no lead up, just; Surprise! Crying faggot!

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Was that really worth screencapping?
>tfw nofun mod hounding /tg/ lately killing threads just because he doesn't like the art in them

I can smell the neckbeard stench coming off this post.

I want to nut all over her ass

>Keep moving goalposts
The post you linked didn't mention bestiality, you did.

>Nuh uh I should be able to furshit up this thread

t. Cuck

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He didn't even post any furshit, but you sure did shit the thread up

Is there any addons to change fem gnome appearances to be more... enticing in WoW Classic?

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>Self-loathing yuri and NTRfag calls others cucks
wew

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Imagine being this good of an artist and wasting your talent on netorare
I wish the very concept of netorare didn't exist

I don't think you know what goalposts even are, furfag.
He posted defending it.

user, you’ve done nothing to contribute at all to this thread but bitch and moan. You’re literally the problem here.

>Keeps moving goalposts
Hilarious

I'm not the one who started whining about fursecution.

Who designed Midna?

I need to donate huge amounts of money to them. Please help.

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Stop getting mad at good porn just to fit in, user

If that was the thread from yesterday (day before?) best post was the bible verse.

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i want her to sit on my face

>Pretends to care about the thread
>Furfag makes one-word replies without an argument

You just started whining about furries instead when no furry art was even posted
Rent free

No, that thread was a different thread I think
But that post was worth screencapping for sure

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No one wants to see a crying fucking weenie

>Self-loathing

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>bump limit reached
So long thread, you were one of hte best.

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>Furfag makes one-word replies
There were 4 words in that reply, and you offered no argument either. Also
>Keeps moving goalposts
lol

>Good porn
>Cuckshit
People like you end their lives after playing paypiggy to some findom slut and realizing they spent all this month's tendie money.

I didn’t bring up “fursecution” at all. You just did though, jackass. Are all shitposters like you THIS retarded?

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I don't even like femdom, man.

>cucking
>good porn
go fuck yourself, retard. The only good thing is the skill of the artist, the subject matter is utter degeneracy
I can enjoy piss, scat, hair, vore etc. but NTR is the absolute abomination genre

>No furry art was posted
Untrue.
>There were 4 words in that reply
All but one was a quote, brainlet.

I would too.

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Everyone knows yurifags hate men.

real talk: the ntr hate memes were started by furfags to take the heat off of their own shit fetish. It's actually been kinda successful.

Funny that you're a cuck then, when the whole revival of that came out of the BDSM community fetishizing emotional suffering like they do physical pain.

>yurifag

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>Untrue.
Before the first post you made no it was quite true.
>All but one was a quote
But it didn't actually quote your text, silly, I was describing your actions. Also
>Keeps moving goalposts
haha

>I didn’t bring up “fursecution” at all.
Except you started whining out of nowhere about how mean people are for hating you

Imagine pushing your face between her assfolds and inhaling her smells like a hurricane

>Furfags and cucks prematurely kill the thread by being unable to contain their autism

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No he didn't. He just said to stop complaining about a completely off-topic subject

>Before the first post you made no it was quite true.
Nope. Someone had posted broodles and other shit.
>I didn't actually quote
Then you're using greentext wrong, brainlet.

What games allow you to romance a female of a small race? I literally dropped Pathfinder once I found out pic-related is not romanceable.

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Haha yeah

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This is the most delusional post I've seen on Yea Forums

Except I didn’t. That poster isn’t me, I said this a while ago, try to keep up, retard.

Follow the replies back to the start.

>Nope
Actually yeah, it's true.
>Then you're using greentext wrong
>He doesn't know how greetext is used here
Newfag

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SNFFFFFFFFFFFF MMMMMFFFFFFF SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SNIF SNIF
SNIIF SNOOOOOOOOOORT SNIF SNIF

SNIF

>Actually yeah, it's true.
Stellar argument, furfag.

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD!

youtube.com/watch?v=2NTMZlFM90M&feature=youtu.be