What is the raisen cookie of games?

based, chocolate chip is for fucking children
raisin is the partisan taste

Fucking grandpa eat those soft raisins with your goddam gums

Memes aside, it's such a let down to bite into a cookie thinking its chocolate chip, and then your gag reflexes suddenly make you want to heave.

fuck you, you little fuckin punk. your a fuckin child if you still like chocolate chip, you gonna ask your fuckin mommy to make you some?

Yeah I think I will

It's literally the same for me whenever I bite into what I thought was a raisin oatmeal cookie.

Yeah I'll ask her to make you some raisins ones too

I wish I had a mom to make me chocolate chip cookies

Grand Theft Auto. Basic AF but an essential part of any library

My african american brother from another mother.

Chocolate melts, raisins need more chewing than chocolate. Your comment doesn't make sense.

if you said oatmeal I would have been on your side

You're still a valid and worthy human being though. Have a good day.

I don't live in a shitty country with shitty pastries so I've never had a raisin cookie

>gag reflex from fucking raisins
Americans

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Raisins are perfectly fine AS LONG as they're in oatmeal cookies and you have a nice cup of tea to go with them. So I'd compare them to a game that needs mods to be functional, like Oblivion or STALKER.

Métal Gear Raisen

>choccy chippys
Why did you say it like this?

it's not that you're bad but it's just you see them at a glance and you think you're gonna be getting chocolate chip only to see you got something else. let's try another one since you're hung up on this.

it's like going over to grandma's house and she gives you icecream but its fucking coffee flavored.

Yeah those stupid Americans hate raisins.

A good, fresh oatmeal raisin is always a good thing to have

you can literally just eat a chocoloatechip or oatmeal or sugar cookie on their own without all of that extra setup. raisins do not belong in cookies

oh boy here we go

with the incorporation of oats they've got a sturdier texture than fat and flour

What's the anzac cookie of vidya

>he doesn't like to eat the most powerful cookie of all, oatmeal raisin
Casuals, end thyselves

Chocolate chip cookies always have bitter and gross tasting chocolate in them, and it's jarring to taste with the sweet breading. The raisins are always sweet and blend with the rest of the cookie perfectly. I could never wrap my head around the "expecting chocolate and getting raisin" excuse because it's still a better taste you're getting.

I thought all raisin cookies were oatmeal raisin

based gramma

Are you implying there's something wrong raisins?

I had anzac biscuits when in Aus and they were alright but nothing amazing. Also only Kiwis/Aussies know or care about them so what's a mediocre video game that only antipodeans care about?

How does anyone dislike raisins?
They're incredibly sweet.
I used to take little boxes of them to school and everyone would want some, because they were delicious.
This thread upsets me.

Were you expecting Murricans with healthy food education?

Fuck off

Typing games

>Oatmeal raisin cookies
>raisins in general
>Healthy

>hes never made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
you poor fools

Hmmm, I am okay with a truce then, what say you?

Why don't I just spit on some dry oatmeal you sick fuck

American education, everyone. Actually, scratch that; lack of education.

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>He actually thinks oatmeal raisin cookies are "healthy"
>Bringing up Americans for no reason and trying to act smug while claiming this.
Confounding.

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I hate raisins, they're gross and I would only eat them as a last resort if I was about to die of starvation.

Craisins are delicious, though. I love them in my salads

Yeah, craisins are everything I wish raisins were.

>Oats
>Not healthy

Lads I ate some spicy chicken earlier and it is really burning coming out my butthole is so spicy!!! Help!!!!

>he doesn't make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

Drink water and diarhea pills.

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Based

>Not what you necessarily wanted but still is good

MGSV

Did some said Craisins?!

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oatmeal cookies are still filled with sugar and butter.
yes they do have higher nutritional content, but in the same way that a salad slathered in blue cheese dressing, or broccoli covered in cheese aren't good for you, neither are oatmeal cookies. It doesn't matter how healthy the base material is if you fill it with fat and sugar anyways.

Yes of course Yea Forums has to be contrarian to the point of defending oatmeal raisin cookies. If being trans became uncool starting tomorrow garuntee that Yea Forums would be shooting up hormones.

The worst of it is over but there is still quite a bit of heat on my butt I'm finna wipe now...

raisins are objectively fucking disgusting and anyone who thinks otherwise is empirically wrong

Brutal Legend.
>Ah yes I Am enjoying this third person adventure game
>Nom nom
>Yuck, what's this raisin doing here?
>What do you mean produce troops and micro manage a battlefield from above??
>Hope it's just this once
>Nope and now my mouth tastes weird

Raisins are fucking trannies.

I'm not sure how you'll relate but I agree if it's cranberries.

That's fucking hilarious.

>oatmeal cookies are still filled with sugar and butter
>Implying is something wrong with sugar and butter
I know this routine; the next joke you're gonna tell it is the "meat is bad" one.

But what if I legit love oatmeal raising cookies

A game you start, expecting to be one thing, but instead is something totally different, but still pretty good, though the shock can be jarring and even disappointing?

Kys

There is nothing wrong with them in moderation, but cookies use neither of these things in moderation.

It's not the raisins that suck, it's the fucking oatmeal.

>chocolate chip is the best cookie

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>Have oats and rasins so healthier for you
>No one likes them at parties so theres always dozens left to eat
>Soft, chewy, they crumble in your mouth
>Taste better than stale chochlate chips

Whats not to like?

For me? It's oatmeal creampies.
Same for your mother minus the oatmeal.

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>NOOOOO OATMEAL RAISIN IS TERRIBLE!!!! I ONLY LOVE CHOCO-CHIP!!!!!!!!! IT GOES GREAT WITH MY SOILENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And you won't eat cookies every day, so there's no issue. Even the oats alone can control the fat amounts

Raisins? They're great, love them.
But raisins on cookies not so much.

The raisins, they're fucking foul. Replace them with something like craisins

As long as you accept that they are no better than chocolate chip cookies, I agree.

Oatmeal is gay
Raisins are gay
Sorry redditor there’s no way you can spin this

Literally the only thing that makes Raisin cookies bad is when the oatmeal mix is done wrong or is just cooked either too hard or soft.

If the oatmeal is good the raisins are nice too

The best cookie is white chocolate macadamia.

For me it's this.

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Based and oat loving.

>implying gay ass raisin and oatmeal have ANYTHING on cast iron chocolate chip cookies with ice cream on it.

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kill yourself

Not him but
>If you like good tasting junk food every once in awhile this somehow makes you fat
Doesn't really make sense. Oatmeal raisin cookies are just as unhealthy.

Literally vile

bethesda games
you still eat it, but it's a constant disappointment

This looks like something you'd see on a fucking shitty hipster food youtube channel that films everything from a top down perspective

You have never had one of those, have you? They're fucking delicious, user, you have no idea what you're missing out on.

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>eating heaps of junkfood and combining junk foods together
>not a fat ass
cope

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Itagaki

>something that small
>"heaps"
It's one cookie and a scoop of icecream, you fucking nog.

>food analogy
every FUCKING time

yeah I'd eat that, but I've been dieting for 8 fucking months so that's a given

the take home is
>good cookies are good
>bad cookies are bad
whatever is in them

>raisen

Damm.... it does

Source? Our military has pretty much no reason whatsoever to blow up human bodies for tests, we use other less PR-nightmare methods
If it's real though, giant kek

>reisen

Yeah oatmeal and raisin is some good shit, but if it's just replacing chocolate chips with raisins in a chocolate cookie recipe that's some degenerate shit, gulags material honestly.

cookie clicker

What went so very wrong with Americans?

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What's wrong with this? It was literally just clarifying the definition of "fruit" and "vegetable" as far as tax classification goes. Botanically the definitions of both words are nothing like how we use them.

Underrated

full of bureaucrats and lawyers who need to constantly justify their existence instead of contribute in any meaningful way to society

They're better than you so you focus on their dregs or other silliness o sate your crippling superiority complex.

You are the contrarian art house hipster of the cookie world.

Snickerdoodle is best cookie just fucking accept it.

Its almost like fruit is a botanical term and vegetable is a cooking term and thus not mutually exclusive

This is the best cookie, prove me wrong
Oh wait, you can't.

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>tfw they brought the stroopwafel McFlurry to McDonalds in yankland
based

This.
Coffee ice cream is good too. Chocolate ice cream fucking sucks.

Big buck hard moufuckka right here.