Hacking a fan-animated April Fools trailer into Nintendo's official YouTube isn't gonna convince anyone.
Seriously. Go ahead and prove to me right now that he isn't. No "cope", no "seethe", not even "have sex and dilate". Just give me a straight, rational explanation about your delusions of grandeur and how you think they're coming to fruition. Do it.
Convince me that Banjo is in and Steve isn't.
sneed
No.
Either you deal with it or you don't. It's you who's out Gobby.
It's been two months, get over it.
Sakurai said so
The Banjo trailer uses reused setpieces from not only the K. Rool trailer, but uses models for Banjo made during Nuts & Bolts' production- which were intended for use before the blocky redesigns.
The trailer presented at E3 is fake due to the unusually high amount of reused content packaged with no information in any of the updates during the Summer. We still don't even have an Amiibo or a release date for him at this point.
Face it. Whatever Nintendo put out on July 11th, it didn't validate your victory in the slightest.
Who?
REIMU IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
REIMU IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN REIMU IS IN
REIMU IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE CUMSKULLS AND TRANNIES
BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME BUY HER GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS REIMU IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
REIMU IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
STEVEFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
REIMU WINS SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
MODS = NIGGERS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
FUCK 4CHANNEL AND FUCK Yea Forums
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
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FUCK STEVE NIGGERS
REIMU IS FUCKING IN DIE NIGGERS
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST KILL YOURSELF OP
SHE IS IN
Explain the website and the interviews
And Phil Spencer, Nintendo, and Rare's tweets
The Hero demonstration didn't even have Sakurai utter Banjo's name once. He's not even mentioned in the code of the game.
Meanwhile, Rare has every opportunity to tell everyone that Steve is getting into Smash instead due to it being his tenth anniversary and his vastly superior sales count.
Your move, Banjies.
Why are you like this
cringe
Haven't you had enough? Haven't you learned your fucking lesson? Why do you insist on pursuing this autistic crusade that won't accomplish anything but waste the time of every person involved? What compels you to act like a child
Those aren't real. Hacked in the same way the YouTube channel was.
If the deal was "so easy to make", why did it literally years and years of forum disarray and massive fan discussion for it to """happen"""? Smash's community is infamous for fraudulence when it comes to reporting official sources in an attempt to feed their own delusional manic behavior and desperation for wanting their favorite characters in.
Can you honestly tell me with a straight face Minecraft's community treats their creators to more vitriol and slander than yours?
Has reality denied you your salt so bad that you have to act like this? Blockheads like you were so sure of themselves, June 11th was probably the first time you ever were told "No". Please...keep trying, brother.
dam fuck you steve this isn't over pal banjo will make it whether you like it or not.
>Stevefag so assblasted he's still in the "denial" stage of grief
>Haven't you had enough?
No. Millions of people are being served with false advertising and bad pretenses. It's injustice at it's finest and I'm not gonna sit this down until the industry fixes it's corporate ransom. I'm the good guy here. How is that so hard to believe? How are you this incapable of letting go of your enigmatic autism for a few seconds and absorbing a simple five word sentence? "Steve is in, Banjo isn't."
It's not hard.
Circular logic doesn't get you anywhere in life. I could simply spew out those same posts and replace "Stevefag" with "Banjofag", but I'm not interested in stooping to your level. Didn't you learn how to actually maintain an intelligent argument in high school? Considering you actually play Smash unironically, I doubt most of you have even gotten to that point. Most Banjofags don't care about the series they parade as good anyway.
>can't get into smash
>only updates to minecraft adds useless shit like fucking BEES
>notch's mincraft 2 might not even be a real game
steveniggers just keep losing
Stevie
Stevie
Cope and seethie
>losing
Uh-huh. Yeah.
why couldnt we have come up with a better insult?
Continue being a dumbass... Bet Sakurai is reading right now.
Way to go on sabotaging your own invitation to Smash. I can't wait until you guys get BTFO'd again.
Anyone can post fake information on the internet. Nice use of inspect element, Banjofag.
wrong again fuckstain i edited it in paint
balls in your court now faggot
Why people bite the bait everytime? It makes me sad.
this is just getting fucking sad
please shut the fuck up and watch this video
youtube.com
now leave this board, and never return
this is just an excuse to dump your uglly ass steve models
why don't you post that retarded animation of Steve shitting on his dick too?
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Cubivore.
Amp
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If you had any doubt on who was worse between Stevefags and Banjofags, look no further.
I think it's people just being bored and seeing the mental gymnastics this dude can do.
careful now, he might post the animation soon
You're a sad, sad, pitiful and miserable person to go to these extreme just for a shitpost.
I think your brain might truly be rotted out from so much ironic shitposting to the point you've become actually deluded.
fpbp
STEVECHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
.....why?
Where are the arguments, Banjokes? I came here looking for a challenge all I hear is everyone saying "BTFO" anyway. At least attempt to decipher this and look at it from my perspective for once. It's practically confirmed that Steve will replace Banjo before the fall.
Why all the endless teasing from Microsoft? Why make an effort to present this as Minecraft's biggest year? On top of everything, why would a company deny the inclusion of the highest grossing video game into the highest prestige crossover fighter of all time? It logically doesn't make any economic sense.
Although just for the record... I would like to point out you have a very impressive fan-modding community. Your artistic, high-definition delusions are very life-like, but any simple minded cretin who attempts even the smidge of research will eventually find that I'm right. The proof's in the pudding. You have no fucking pudding. You shit in people's bowls for fun.
Also- single words aren't funny. Sneed isn't funny. BTFO isn't funny.
None of you are funny. You're all fat, narcissistic sexist twats who don't even play Ultimate. Why do you care so much about tearing down the innocent children who just want to play as their favorite block-based voxel hero?
the highest grossing game is GTA V
I guess Trevor is in
is there any steve proof of more substantial quality than that of the banjo evidence, then?
or any at all?
no (You) given because this is too obvious a bait to respect
twitter.com
would you call Grant a liar?
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to press "L" to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.
>But there are 2 slots left.
Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (not to mention skin that has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash.
Goombas and toads matter more in mario games than Steve matters in minecraft.
>Banjo trailer is April fools video what has been put by hackers into nintendo's official channel.
Trailer was literally in Nintendo direct what hackers could not just hack in and put banjo trailer without anybody noticing. Seriously if banjo trailer was fake then we will already have info from legit sources.
>But it was just a joke. Guys it wasn't serious...
Your goddamn tantrum over banjo in smash is documented.
youtu.be
Deal with it
So you're telling me people literally hacked Grant Kirkhope and made him talk about having done the music for it? And if it's all fake, why hasn't Nintendo done a press conference or really out out any info saying so? Why haven't they removed the videos, and tweets, and changes to the smash website? Why does the Full stream VoD have Banjo at the end? Why are there so many recorded reactions to the live stream nintendo did?
I just laugh at these posts now. They’re so ridiculous that there’s no way you could actually think like this.
Because it’s funny.
chuck
Stevie Stevie
Cope and seethie
Shout “Sakurai! Masahiro, pleasie!”
I just want my Steve in Smash
I’ll suck your dick
I’ll pay you cash!
>Minecraft
>FOTM Game
Not only do I not want Steve in Smash, but I also don't like Minecraft that much, but to call it "Flavor of the Month" is the dumbest shit I've seen.
Theory: Minecraft actually doesn't exist, there is no game, do you think Rothschilds would allow a game like that to exist? Complete freedom to do what you want, build what you want and play mods? No, that's why since early 2000s FBI has been putting hallucinogen emitters in every 10th screen pixel. When you run certain programs (Minecraft) they activate and your mind basically gets exploited into believing the fake visions you're receiving are real. Look up Project Hornet Frog, but you wouldn't find it in the current layer of the Internet. Password to the archive is 0p156h3Y.
Why are stevebros so based?
>Most Banjofags don't care about the series they parade as good anyway.
Wrong again, brother. That is what separates them from shitposting falseflaggers like you. You hate Smash, so you shit up any and all threads with your ugly render. You hate Minecraft, so you use this mask while spouting lies to deflect criticism since you clearly dont care. Finally, you hate Banjobros, because they were the one group you couldn't bully into submission, the one group of stubborn FANS that just would not die. You keep this up in a desperate attempt to appear above it all because Banjobros committed the ultimate sin, they made you wrong. Try everything you want, make up as many lies as you can, nothing you do will ever make reality change and take this victory away from the Banjobros.
Let me ask you this, Banjokes. Can you actually open up your copies of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, pull up the DLC- and purchase your literally who bear and play as him right now?
No. You can't. Any arguments or mental gymnastics you apply onto me ends up being one in the same as you assume things like "blank avatar" are qualities that make Steve less of a candidate. Mario, Link and Ness are all "blank avatars" that can be reskinned using hacking and modding. Both fan favorites. This toxic hypocrisy in not giving every character the fair, analytical chance they deserve just because of your unjust delusions that Banjo is righteous above all other Microsoft properties is a cancerous tumor killing the industry.
Minecraft Steve may not make the game but he is your vessel, even if you use a skin to pretend he isn't. He's on the front box art for every version of the game and is on every piece of merchandising imaginable. His iconic nature and cultural phenomenon of a game elevates him to a higher stature than a bear that hasn't had any games in over a decade. What does Banjo have that Steve doesn't? I'll tell you: A fanbase of retarded, redneck boomers that all relate to a cartoon bear on a spiritual level and a villain that actively normalizes body dysphoria as a disease- all of it's games don't even come close to matching Super Mario 64.
You. Fucking. Lost. Get over it.
Imagine being so pathetic that you use Bomberman as a vessel for shitposting. Would've been convinced if you used a more notorious character instead.
Are these threads going to be over when Banjo is finally playable or is it one of those bullshit ancient evil that always shows up every time smash is mentioned?
Can you purchase Steve and play as him right now? Also Notch would hate you.
If I hate Minecraft, why do I understand the fundamental mechanics of the game so well? I've defeated the Ender Dragon countless times and actively use mods to increase my enjoyment of Vanilla- so things like bees don't bother me because I know a fan could provide better content suited to my tastes. (like an actual fucking cave update that adds stalagmites, biomes and more ores).
This game is all about customization. It's all about community. You spit in the face of community with your hivemind and crusade against the Stevechads. Do everyone a favor and neck yourself for lying to so many people about the third character slot.
Probably like /vp/ and Garybombing. Eventually the mods will get sick of it and it’ll be an instant ban. You’d think Banjoke would be ban or filter by now.
Steve confirmed!
If I was truly wrong, the mods would've banned me long ago. But I'm still here. They validate me because they know I'm right.
why do you guys insist on using that foot fetish model?
Delicious tears
No, you just use your grandma’s iPhone to evade bans.
This legit isn't even the slightest bit funny anymore, let the joke die.
sneed and chuck
Did they really take down the video of the discord steves being BTFO? What a fucking faggot
It’ll eventually die when Banjo releases and their arguments make no sense anymore.
>not found
>private video
got another upload?
youtube.com
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bless, thank you
none of the stuff the guy is saying isnt true we will play as banjo this september the trailer wasnt fake dont believe him
Banjo will be playable soon. It was announced, there are official gameplay fragments with him in banjo trailer.
Krool was announced and later everybody can play him
Ridley was announced and now everybody can play him
Plant was announced and later everybody can play it
Joker was announced and later everybody can play him
Bear and bird are announced already and soon everybody will play with them.
STEVE WASN'T ANNOUNCED.
I wonder what kind of denial you will develop when people finally can play as banjo.