introducing the new Dead Cell unit
ITT: IRL Bosses
Brody Diaz
Grayson Carter
>That's right Sam, it's the Homo Demens Voidout Trigger Brigade, the VTBs
>On the Far left is their handler, Former Secretary of State Karen Edwardso. She's in charge of logistics and deployment.
>Next up is Stay C, the Amazon. Her thighs are capable of creating sonic booms from the sheer force of their collision.
>Following her is Das Hande, a former GSG9 Counter-Intelligence operative. He's modified his hand to have tech capable of reaching in to the other side.
>Following her is Slag Hagge, a Finnish Special forces member turned internet model. Infiltration and information recovery are her specialty.
>The next two are a packaged deal, Waif and Lank. Auschwitz survivors who have genetically modified themselves to the point of albinism they have no soul.
>And finally...The Lad. Giant and Russian. Born in Siberia, he was raised in the United Kingdom by a traveling Soccer fanclub. He wields solid ball bearings with deadly precision and consumes 88 gallons of grain alcohol a day to survive.
Camden Thompson
>Boss has a victory animation after it kills you
Samuel Green
Looks like the slavic version of the matrix
Asher Ramirez
Joshua Kelly
I thought King Kong Bundy was dead?
Mason Reyes
Don't take your eyes off the one on the left for a second.
Justin Morgan
Kek.
Would fuck the bald one in the middle, though.
Levi White
>Boss can use the same equipment as you.
Kayden Adams
Zachary Lee
Honestly, the buff chick doesn’t look that bad.
Adrian Nguyen
Is that fatman
Levi Allen
Is there a more reddit thread than this shit?
Fuck off already.
Blake Allen
Trying too hard
Elijah Watson
Kys nigger
Benjamin Torres
Why don't you lead by example?
Hudson Wood
? wtf does reddit have to do with this
Adrian Bailey
The two pale blondes actually look like some sort of sociopathic Stasi assassin team.
What's their preferred weapon?
Connor Roberts
Christian Butler
Fuck off newfag.
Nicholas Campbell
Yikes
Jace Harris
>How to make players throw boss battles
Nathan Gomez
Liam Mitchell
Make me.
Better yet make a thread about video games faggot.
Gavin Moore
>waaaah why aren't we talking about e-celeb drama and trannies and gossiping like women
Aiden James
Works like mega man. You can fight them in any order and you gain a thematic ability based on each boss
Sebastian Gonzalez
>waaaah the meaning called out my reddit thread.
Bentley Murphy
Can you make a weakness chart?
Which is the best one to start with?