Here's your hero, senpai

Liking traps is 100% gay.

i wanna fuck link though

And they'll never get it in real life unless they're gay because women are mentally at the level of children and never grow past it, so they can't be strong or supportive to anybody.

200% gay, mathematically speaking. Doing it anyway.

traps are completely gay. there is nothing remotely straight about anyone who likes traps.

Is this a parody of water sheep?

stop posting the same fucking thread with the same fucking image you fucking fuck

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Not why I like shota but yeah

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They're very gay. You can't be straight if you like males.

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Someone please just pet my head.

>The ultimate hero of the japanese game industry
Dang, Mario looks like THAT?

get cute and find a boyfriend

I'm far too manly for anyone to find me cute.

no you stupid eceleb orbiter, it's based of the panzer of the lake meme

I mean Yea Forums is already gay enough pretty much all of it would turn into girls (boys) if given the chance. Also assuming they'd actually look good like 2D traps.

Lots of guys find manly men cute. Just find the right one who will treat you well.

just pay someone to call you cute and give you headpats

>tfw dated a cute trap for years but he devolved into a mooch and a degenerate party monster

I'd love it if someone wanted to treat me to something nice for a change.

But, my crippling fears of repeating the same mistakes, combined with how disastrous my last few dates have gone, do nothing but make me wanna be a total shut-in.

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What's the going rate on headpats and cuddling?

>Also assuming they'd actually look good like 2D traps.
Hell yes, who in the right mind wouldn't want that?

Twunk Link >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trap link

at least 20 a hour, extra for kisses

I want a nice bf so bad

Shindol Link doujin is from 2014

>"157 KB"
>"sample"

That's not my hero.

what if I self insert as the girl

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Traps are only good if they’re straight. If you go gay at least pick something that actually resembles a man.

i'll watch his development with great interest

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maybe

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cute loli

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Wrong as fuck. Also traps always resemble men, by definition. Twink bodies are man bodies.

traps are only good when they're gay and strict bottoms

The end is nigh, kid

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>Also traps always resemble men, by definition
The definition of a trap is that it makes you think they're a girl until the reveal, dummy.

left is what every straight man should aim for (actually, it's too much since Arnie wasn't natty)

right is what gay bottoms should aim for, then they should get a straight boyfriend

Weird right

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Honestly dont know.
I'd become a girl (boy).

actual gay men dont like dressing as girls user

Yeah all those prolific trannies in japan and brazil right?

Yeah, straight men do.

what was the sex like

You're literally a homosexual if you don't want to be a 2d trap, user. Sorry to break it to you like this

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why are younger males so feminine compared to older ones?

My wardrobe would double. I see no downsides.

>without the expectation of being the strong one
That's what tomboys or /fit/ waifus are for.

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Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

no, i just wanna fuck twinks. it's pretty simple

this is what modern straight men want

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>watching cartoons makes you mentally ill
So all those kids that grew up watching the pokemon show or any other jap animation all turned into butt fuckers, eh? Fucking retard logic right here, I guess video games not only make you violent but also a tranny as well, just look at all the cross dressing freaks running around at GDQ

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Wait, does this mean Yea Forums is actually one of the straightest boards?

Sex was... Okay? He wasn't very sexually adventurous and sort of wanted to do the same thing again and again.

>find cute trap
>has GF and only crossdresses for her

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>The gf is actually just another trap