Ring ring

Oh hey, I noticed you weren't answering your phone

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>head above doorway
Take off the stilts you manlet fo76 sucks asshole

Oh god, youre bigger than I thought you were.

fuck you Todd
fallout 76 is shit

>tfw i've actually bought minecraft more times than i've bought skyrim

Yikes

I'd love to kick Todd Howard in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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it's no baloney
it ain't a phoney
my cellular
bananular phone

>kill todd
>he drops 12 gold and some shitty draugr gear

I was too busy playing Fallout 76 so I forgot to charge my phone.

i meant banana lol

>kill todd
>drops 6 caps and an irradiated banana

Hello Todd! What's that? Recommend you some porn mods? Of course Todd, hold on while I open my mods up and list a couple hundred for ya

What's with you monkeys and your fuckin bananas?! MONKEY WANT A BANANA? A BANANA FOR A HUNGRY MONKEY? OOK OOK? A BIG DUMB BANANA FOR A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT MONKEY?

He preordered?

>... Todd, why are you standing on a little wooden platform? did you bring that from home?

>t. butthurt ape