Ladies and gentlemen, President Mario Mario is here to make an announcement:
Ladies and gentlemen, President Mario Mario is here to make an announcement:
Gavin Jones
Matthew Hall
it's a me, mario. that is all.
Carson Gonzalez
What's up Mario
Sebastian Ross
Well, to be honest Mario, I can agree with your opinion that transexual people tend to have problems in a relationship (my biological mother was MTF, after all) but I cannot, CANNOT, agree with your proposal that they despise using eggplants as a buttplug. The very notion of this idea is simply irrational, as professional and anecdotal evidence contradicts it.
I have not met a SINGLE transgender person that didn't object to shoving eggplants up their puffy asses when I asked them about it. Justine even convinced me to try it, and it was one of the most erotic and pleasurable things I have ever experienced, to the point where I blacked out cold after shooting my goo.
>b-but they don't like cis male penis, what makes an eggplant different?
HA! I imagine you typing a reply just like that to try and disprove me. Face it motherfucker, an eggplant is thicker, juicier, and harder than your sorry excuse of a penis. I would know, I've tried it myself.
Samuel Kelly
Please play my Mario Maker level & give me feedback.
Course ID: J2P-LHM-T0G
Noah Martinez
do you think this is funny?
Evan Cook
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
Christian Martin
Is he gonna say it?
Robert Ramirez
Do you think it's not?
Asher Baker
> FUCK GOOMBAS