Is Ridley the biggest noob friendly character there is? I have no idea why the low IQ retards at Nintendo decided to buff this dumb character, he kills way too early and takes no skill at all. Who do you hate, Yea Forums?
Character Hate Thread
Julian Morris
Christian Hughes
Well, to be honest OP, I can agree with your opinion that transexual people tend to have problems in a relationship (my biological mother was MTF, after all) but I cannot, CANNOT, agree with your proposal that they despise using eggplants as a buttplug. The very notion of this idea is simply irrational, as professional and anecdotal evidence contradicts it.
I have not met a SINGLE transgender person that didn't object to shoving eggplants up their puffy asses when I asked them about it. Justine even convinced me to try it, and it was one of the most erotic and pleasurable things I have ever experienced, to the point where I blacked out cold after shooting my goo.
>b-but they don't like cis male penis, what makes an eggplant different?
HA! I imagine you typing a reply just like that to try and disprove me. Face it motherfucker, an eggplant is thicker, juicier, and harder than your sorry excuse of a penis. I would know, I've tried it myself.
Jaxson Evans
I psychologically tormented my bullies. When it comes to insulting, belittling, and tormenting a person I can be a very VERY brutal human being.
It doesn't take much. Just requires not taking shit, and always having a creepy grin on your face and just stare at them unflinchingly for minutes on end. Never blinking. Looking down on them as nothing more than brainless dogs and telling them, "good boy" when they behave.
I think what helped was just the general creepiness I could exude and how quickly I could shift my mood so I'm fairly certain they all thought I was crazy or psychotic. Not to mention me freely sharing my violent thoughts with them with a smile on my face.
I can teach anyone any day. But I think the best kinda response you can give to any bully these days, especially in this country is, "Would you like to become the next statistics to be given Thoughts and Prayers?"
Don't come into my thread again with your off-topic bullshit.
Jordan Hernandez
imagine being so bad that you lose to the literal shittiest meme character in the game.
Carson Lopez
Ryan King
>shittiest
Lol; great attempt at deflection. It's pretty obvious to anyone with a brain (aka in Elite Smash) that Ridley is a tad overtuned. He's like Ganondorf in that he takes 0 effort to do well with, but he actually has a recovery. What other character can carry retards to high GSP? Ridley can kill with a random F-Smash at 40%, there's quite literally 0 effort involved in abusing him.
Elijah Long
I fucking hate wojack and the prescence of him makes the thread a whiny fucking reddit thread and immediately imagine OP is a 300lbs tranny who posts on /r/gaming.
Ian Martin
>I fucking hate wojack and the prescence of him makes the thread a whiny fucking reddit thread and immediately imagine OP is a 300lbs tranny who posts on /r/gaming.
Daniel Phillips
Imagine jerking off to this
Adam Howard
Ridley is literally terrible dude. Just dodge and use projectiles. Do you also lose to Little Mac and Pirahna Plant? lmao
Austin Campbell
Ridley is actually pretty damn good against retards, having good reach and kill power. The reason he absolutely sucks in high level play is because he's combofood, so if you fight shitters that don't know how to do 0-death combos, he's excellent. The same is true of DK and Ganondorf.
Not Bowser though, Bowser is genuinely great.
Wyatt Johnson
PP is actually bad, but yes I generally lose to Little Macs. There's not much counterplay to him with the online lag, he has super armor on everything and beats out any move I throw. In tournament; I can easily win, but with the trash online Little Mac shines.
William Turner
OP I know you get easy rage replies by doing this but I at the very least ask that you put more effort into your shitposting so that I can actually find it funny
Julian Watson
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IMAGINE BEING THIS SHIT AT THE GAME
Angel Walker
Why do trannies flock to Zelda? Serious question
Jace Sullivan
Instead of wanting to fuck her because she's pretty and cute, they instead want to be pretty and cute like her
Easton Sullivan
>Ridley can kill with a random F-Smash at 40%, there's quite literally 0 effort involved in abusing him.
So, you're trying to say that you have a problem with RANDOM F-Smashes? Not with very deliberate F-Smashes? So you're big problem with Ridley is that you waddle into any F-Smash like a retard if the enemy is not completely readable and likes to throw a mix-up or two into his game? Yeah, that's more a problem with you than it is with Ridley. Especially considering that Ridleys F-Smash, despite visually looking intimidating, has a miniscule horizontal reach. Can't even start to compare that to something like Doriyah!
Gavin Collins
The thing that annoys me the most about smashbabbys is that they talk about their one game like it's the entirety of video games. This thread doesn't even mention Smash by name.
Elijah Sanchez
It's pretty much the official game of Yea Forums right now. No one wants to talk about dead 2d fighters that no one actually enjoys. Ultimate is inherently the most competitive game out there right now based on the amount of people playing it.
Ethan Robinson
Why do trannies hate Zelda so much? Is it because she's beautiful and feminine?
Is it because she can give an offspring and doesn't need to choke up on weird pills like a schizo in an asylum?
Zachary Collins
>He keeps making these threads with the same OP copy pasta and Ridley
I get it, your upset that your trying to main Hero and people are countering you with Ridley
Jose Green
reddit spacing is the greatest way to make bait
Oliver Stewart
>ridley
>countering anyone
it doesn't work like that for bottom tiers sweetie
Jose Diaz
Ridley's hitboxes ruins Hero when he tries to do anything in the air
Grayson Hall
And the spacies all hard counter Hero's entire kit
Caleb Gonzalez
I main Palutena retard, don't come into my thread making dumbass assumptions. I bet you're the type of low IQ brainlet that thinks they're "based" for playing retard-mode characters like Ridley and Ganondorf. Git gud.