Post shit game mechanics that should be abolished

>limited ammo

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>tutorials on movement
I think I got it by now

"progression"

Grinding

>hunger

Gameplay.

collecting typewriters and duct tape to build a turret in your base

>game relies on running a lot
>have to hold down button to run

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bosses that can only be damaged during a randomly appearing phase

bulletsponge enemies in FPS games

>"Classic" mechanic that hasn't been seen since the 90's getting brought back for nostalgia bait

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kek

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t. game journalist

Linear game/level design

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turned-based combat

'turns' of any kind outside of actual card games or strategy games

Random encounter

Every 3 steps

>gameplay

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Fuck you, turn based combat makes you actually think. RPGs since the advent of "action RPG combat" have been nothing but mindless button mashing and dodging. Compare FFXV to FFVI and it's a world of difference.

Already done in any PS4 game.

>open world

Why is nearly every Yuru Yuri image paired with a shit opinion?

you're talking to a dunkeydrone just ignore

>bad players

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Your problem there is that you're comparing good turn-based combat to bad real-time combat.
Here's the thing though:
Bad turn based combat:
Insanely boring, just select the same attack over and over with no thinking or execution skill
Bad real time combat:
Kinda boring with no depth but at least you can still fuck up the execution so there's some slight bit of challenge
Good turn based combat:
Strategic, have to think about your actions turns in advance along with resource management
Good real time combat:
Strategic, have to think about your moves seconds in advance along with resource management while also exeucting things correctly. Interesting risk-reward elements based on execution difficulty, a "correct" strategic move might be riskier due to higher APM requirements to execute correctly.

>you move faster by tapping the run button over and over

why so mean

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What's a yuri yuri image?

My cock in your throat.

great question! let me give you some examples!!!!

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>game has a soap bottle
>says 'ogay' on it
current fucking year +4, we should be past this

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user's just a mean old bully!

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>Yuri(百合), also known by the wasei-eigo construction Girls' Love (ガールズラブ gāruzu rabu), is a Japanese jargon term for content and a genre involving love between women in manga, anime, and related Japanese media.
Sounds like the opposite of that to be honest

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Not if we become girls together.

Full circle inputs in games meant to be played on a gamepad.
Fuck you that shit breaks D-pads.

The blonde girl and the brown hair boy look cute. Are they the main characters?

See? another shit opinion paired with a Yuru Yuri image.

Yuru Yuri is an anime series that has little to do with yuri.

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>boy
There are no men in yuru yuri

Always good to see someone who acknowledges that Heavy is cancer.

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>brown hair boy
She is Yui, a tomboyish girl. And yes, they are the main characters. Yuru Yuri is absolutely wonderful and I say this as someone that hates moeshit.

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>There are no men
Thanks for warning me that it's shit.

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You mean shitpost and they (newfags/trannies) have been doing it ironically since gamergay.

>boy

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Now THIS is a shit opinion.

BRAT IN THE THREAD

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Kill yourself
You’re quads are invalid

ugly.

No way

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Weapon durability where you lose the weapon when it breaks
Areas that become inaccessible permanently
Stamina

There are very few examples of good real-time combat RPGs. They either embrace the action side and end up like Ys VIII or Dark Souls, which are barely even RPGs, or they end up just being quasi-MMOs, and not the good kind.

Animation priority, not exactly a mechanic but still shit.

There is something about this show that makes me laugh my sides to orbit with the shittiest jokes ever
Like this one: youtube.com/watch?v=JPnxrAT0nS4
It has nothing special but holy shit there is something about Kyoko and Yui that hits the right spot for me

have you seen the ova
the intro had me in tears

Why does every modern game have you hold a button down to interact while also having a dedicated button for interacting?

What anime?

rololol

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Would you believe I once took several weeks to one-by-one fap to every trap on this chart?

Super armor

you mean fun?

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turn based combat is as deep as rock paper scissor, except that you see what the opponent uses this round

No.

Fuck.

are you sure? we have a lot of fun things here!

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>boy
he doesn't know

FASTER

flattie

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>health regeneration
are devs so lazy at placing items like health packs on the map these days?

DRM

backtracking, also post more Akari

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Not a single gameplay mechanic is inherently bad.

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Stop posting blank images it's not funny

Cope AND dilate

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> enemy have deathblow
> just need the pendant or whatever to nullify the insta-kill

> boss is going to land insta-kill move without warning
> just be prepared with a reflect at all times

Does any turn based jrpg requires any strategy?

BULLY

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I really don't know as OP posted a blank image

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Akari better get that harem she dreamed about that starts with her sister

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best thread on Yea Forums right now

Is this a waifu bread?

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>2 weapon limit

No. It's a daughterfu thread.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE OPEN WORLD

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Of course it is. It's not a wojak thread

I never want to see other player's profile pictures
its always trash

>can pick up health pack any time, even when getting damaged, which promotes brainless playstyle not utilizing positioning and covers
>regen kicks in only when you don't take damage so you need to stop and think what you do
Quakedrones need to shut up already. They are mindless beelining faggots.

I'm about to rock your world little guy

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>reading actual video game discussion while browsing cute yuru images
It unironically is.

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>say ahhhhhh

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can you be a homosexual elsewhere?

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Carryweight

Drink up so you can grow up big and strong.

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AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

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uh oh~

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heavy is almost the weakest class in the game
the best thing the class can do is jump around a corner once while soldier can peek from around a corner as many times as he wants, doing 100 damage every time.
sniper shuts him down completely

>Quick time events

Forced diversity

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captcha is fucking me over, fellow anons lend me your strength!

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>captcha
Heh
That's what you get for being a bully. No one is opening your images, and I am filtering the MD5 of them one by one

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>*pomf*

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awww but it's just getting good :(

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UwU whats this

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I am out of yurus

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that sucks to hear user

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uru is the artist be sure to support her work

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Just realized I can avoid all your gay pictures by filtering the image dimension

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but why would you is the question?

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>tfw no giant gf

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>hmm this doesnt taste like video games

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silly me forgot pic

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blank post?

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i see it now

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FASTER

NOW I am truly without yurus.

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FASTER

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no one's watching

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FASTER

good thread OP gotta hand it to you

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You can make a game that isn't entirely linear without this

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God damn, bayonetta would be so fucking good if they hadn't fallen for this. And the minigames that dragged on for way too long

we should have more vidya threads like this

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Because autistic trannies are the core audience

Do you know where you are?

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Autism. Pure autism.

Yui hugging a pillow

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ploz support the artist

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now that we've all had a sad cum lets start talking about vidya!

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why would i support that shit?

don't be a fag user

The source is 278832 aka Pretty Melt

I’d include ALL the posts but spam filter doesn’t like that

SUPER LASER PISS. One that could DESTROY THE MOON

Good taste.

i honestly thought I'd get banned half way through that jesus Yea Forums mods are horrible

if i could remove only one mechanic from this reality it would be level-scaling

They’ve been too busy dealing with rosterfaggotry as of late, hence the laziness

I mean with that cuphead meme there are troglodytes out there who can't follow the movement tutorial

sh-should i post rest?

Do it faggot. Mods won’t ban you.

i guess were on borrowed time now, boys.

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prepare your anuses

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How did you start a thread without an image?

would she make a good smash character?

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Stop posting your shitty wank material you fucking faggot.

NINTENBROS???

duplicate disposable trash weapons

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Games where you can just shoot for eternity with no consequences are not fun. Without ammo, you're left with brainless shit like Overwatch.

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keep going i want to see hwo it ends

mixed signals are unhealthy but ok

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>look how hard I can pee

i hope there's a happy ending Yea Forumsros

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>often causes steamrolls in pubs when paired with medic
>even in competitive he's called out on being a giant anti-fun class and the reason highlander doesn't work
And Sniper still needs a reliable vantage point to get a kill on him, good luck on that if the enemy team have map control.

cutscene QTEs

>Mod only deletes some and leaves up other nsfw posts
Lmaoing in hell right now.

>weapon durability
>tap x to sprint
>difficulty level is actually a bulletsponge slider
>headshot on unarmored enemy isn't instakill
>shotgun range is limited to point blank
>magic isn't OP
>warriors and mages are somehow equal combatants (seriously fuck this shit, in most games mages should be walking talking nukes, why is this shitty bandit blocking my flame spell? he should be on the floor screaming in agony as his flesh melts. when I pick mage I want to be a fucking mage. the only things that should threaten me are magical creatures and other mages. warriors are fucking peasants to me, I have control over fire and ice why can't I just incinerate this uppity knight cunt? fuck balancing if I wanted to play a balanced class I wouldn't fucking pick mage.)
>magic is limited to fire, ice and other basic fantasy shit. literally no teleportation or telekinesis. no flying or "turn this uppity knight cunt into a frog" spells. no shapeshifting spells. just the same low effort hurr durr fireball shit

I also have no idea what is going on or what criteria they are using to delete posts

Go back summerfag

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Dumb, gay, lolis

If you had said this anywhere other than Yea Forums, I would've thought you were full of shit

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Very cool thread about video games.

AHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TOSHINO KYOKO AND AYANO TO CLAM KISS IN BLISS WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN ALREADY

Yui makes a great straight man to TOSHINOU KYOUKOs antics

now we're getting somewhere

>Yui
>straight

don't be dense, user

It happened in fanart.

>tfw i read the entire comic before the mods deleted it

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YAMERRRRROOOOOOOOOO

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>run button is binded to L3 by default
Clicking the analogs while moving them feels fucking awful for some reason, as if they're always about to break

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Glad you liked it, user.

Feinting

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What games do this? genuinely asking

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Women, trannies and minorities.

Receiver does this, IIRC.

F A S T E R

GTA and RDR, have to run around a fucking open world mashing X the whole time.

It's not FOR you then so fuck off.....

Is it really that cumbersome to mash a button? It's basically instinct for me already.

>hoarding ammo like a fatass

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It was shit.

>i like pressing the same button for hours on end for no reason when the game could just have normal functional controls instead of stupid fucking Rockstar controls that don't work half the time

When do you run for 'hours on end' in a R* game? And again how is it annoying enough to bother you? I genuinely do it out of instinct and it never bothers me.

ive cum to that manga

post yr

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Timers like in mobile games. MGS5 was obnoxious with this when developing weapons.

t. butthurt game journo
Glad you got laid off.

>open world game where you're supposed to run around and explore for many hours
>either travel on foot or on horse
>have to tap constantly to move faster than a snail's pace for both
>"when do you tap the button for hours?"
It's a stupid control scheme that adds nothing good, why do i need to wear out the X button until it starts sticking to do something that only requires clicking the stick in any other game?

>have to tap constantly to move faster than a snail's pace for both
You can hold X on a horse and it goes at a good speed, matter of fact tapping X like a retard hurts your horse's stamina and will make it buck you off eventually. This is something you learn early on. The times you do tap is for trying to quickly get out of a situation and even then you don't mash it you time it with the horse's gallop. If your X button is sticking or wearing out you're playing like an idiot or not taking care of your controller.

based and redpilled

run buttons. we have analog sticks now, it's not necessary to waste buttons on that finger stiffening shit.

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Non-strategy turn based

100% agree

>click thumbstick to run

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kek

>I love moving at an absolute snails pace over a completely empty open world
>it bucks you off, you learn this early
Apparently you never learned how the stamina bar works you dumb fuck
>if sony's piece of shit controller wears out like a million before it it must be your fault
Yeah man i have to blow into the left analog stick every five seconds to get rid of a deadzone and i learned that cause a shit ton of other people have the same issue with the controller but it must just be something i'm doing

fun

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Realistic jump height. Give me moon boots, games should be about fun. There's nothing worse than having a jump button that barely does anything; at that point it's just a button reserved for context sensitive vaulting over barriers and short walls. At the very least you should be able to spam it for fun while moving around without a movement penalty.

Short stupid "dodge" animations tied to a button that fills the place of both crouching and rolling in one while actually doing neither. Nu Tomb Raider does it and it's trash. At least let me do one or the other, it just makes her look like she's falling over for a split second.

too much health, too hard to die, combat is too easy (regardless of how much depth and complexity it has)
no challenge = no fun

>you never learned how the stamina bar works
That's literally how it works. The horse maintains speed if you give a few taps of X and then hold it to keep your pace, you tap it like a retard the stamina goes down fast and the core goes down quickly after, lower core = horse is more easily bothered by gunshots, wild animals, etc. and will buck you, core goes down to zero the horse will buck you if you keep working it without restoring the core. It's not complicated. The most effective way of getting the horse to move is to gain speed, maintain it, and run along the dirt trail, then you only speed up when necessary. Keeps you going fast, keeps your horse's stamina up.

>Using the turd known as FFXV as an example
SE doesn't know how to do good action that's not mindless and repetitive. And no, most turn based non-strategy/card games don't have you thinking the majority of the time because mindless, repetitive, overly long mob encounters take up the majority of the time playing these games.

Things that are online-only in a mostly single player game.

Horse doesn't buck you off if you pay attention to the stamina bar, so no, it doesn't buck you off for moving fast, using the lower speed is not faster, dumbass rockstar shill.

You drain the stamina bar by moving faster via mashing the run button, You don't drain the stamina bar if you play like a smart person.

Came here to post this. Turn based combat in tabletops is pretty good though.

Wait five seconds for the stamina bar to regenerate then keep running full speed, moving slower is not moving faster, stupid.
Saying using the horses slower run is a good way to get around is the same as saying sprinting until the meter is out then waiting for it recharge while walking and then sprinting again isn't the quickest way to run through every open world game.

You legitimately move slower mashing than timing, the game actually tells you this in a tutorial prompt near the start of the game, you time the gallops with the horse, this gives you a fast and consistent speed, the consistency allows you to go faster than if you full sprint and then stall for a few seconds. I've won several races online because of this because everyone seems to be ignorant to this fact.

When's that OVA coming out?

Almost any long-term input that isn't a toggle. Run, crouch, lean, cover, back to wall, etc. Some exceptions can exist like aiming.

Yeah dude i love ignoring the open world to play a fucking rhythm game to make a horse run when games had better horse controls 15 years ago

This isn't even moving the goalposts, you just switched to an entirely different sport

What the fuck is your argument anymore dude?

>massive open worlds with virtually nothing to do in them

Fuck you Rockstar and fuck you Bethesda. If you're going to make the map fuckhuge put shit to do in there or settle for a smaller map that has some thought put into it.

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>god i fucking love mashing the same button over and over again it's so fun rockstar please let me eat more of your shit

Fast travel.
Minimap.