*menacing opera music starts*

Because Church bad

Best battle, theme, and ending
i want a DLC paralogue for Nemesis
i want to know his story

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>implying bullets wouldn't just make Dimitri crit harder

He's just a normal guy called by the Dubstep race to genocide dragons
and he actually did it.
want you to imagine
an entire civilization of motherfucking dragons
and this guy with his ten chads stormed in
killed almost every single one
and made weapons from their bones
what an absolute lad

He was only able to do that after (somehow) getting into the holy tomb and killing Sothis, though.

Sothis was already dead
And yes, he got the sword, but Byleth got the sword too and only barely managed to kill ONE
admittedly, the strongest one, but still.

Sothis was asleep (do not disturb) after restoring much of the continent.

Do you think he fucker her loli dragon god cunny before kill her?

>realizing you're using the literal bones of a loli to craft godforsaken weaponry

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No because it wasn't in loli dragon form but full dragon. She is only a loli now because she is severely weakened.

What was her name again?

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when shes lying on the ground her boobs stick straight up like what

But Rhea said she turned into a human form to better integrate with the humans and plus she was also severely weakened after fixing Fodlan hence why she was sleeping.

Even better
>you inject the blood of a loli into you to get stronger and literally use her heart to make your godforskaen weaponry stronger.

Give female Byleth a hat.

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But nothing nigger. How does Nemesis have another fucking sword made out of a spine then? Checkmate atheist.

That doesn't address any of the statements I made, as for how he has another Sword of the Creator, I don't fucking know.

What an absolute unit

It does. Loli's only have one spinal cord and it isn't very long. They don't have two!

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Why?

that's a sign that they're fake

But this isn't an ordinary loli, this is a dragon god loli, she can have as many spines as she please.

Litterally, since he could oneshot every single character on my team except Byleth and he still needed two turns and claude's help
I may be a retard, but i found him harder to bring down than Hegelgard.
Haven't played Church yet, so i don't know how that fares.

Personally Hegemon Edelgard is the easiest of the final bosses.

Litterally stormed her with only Byleth and Dimitri 2v1 alone with her in the throne room while the rest of the gang kept holding back the horde of other units just outside the door
it was'nt hard, but goddamn did it feel good

>Be Edelfuck
>tortured
>artificially implanted a crest
>life span severely shortened
>siblings that were born without a crest were murdered or experimented on until they died
>the entire social system of the continent is based on genetics and a religion built upon lies
Edelcunt was right, the system sucks, but the end never justifies the means, specially if you are gonna go full fucking Hitler mode and murder everyone, even those who have nothing to do with your rebellion

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he and Rudolf visiting opera houses around the world

youtube.com/watch?v=JrfutC6DDq8

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>blames the church for someone else experimenting on her
In food analogy term that's like me blaming my fatness on the Italians for eventually spawning American pizza

What is this faggotry? Lolis only have one spine.

She's indoctrinated and won't question it even if she hates the people who indoctrinated her and swears that she'll "eventually" get around to killing them.

She's also power hungry.

who would be the Dubstep in this analogy?

Any use for magic bow? What good is it? Does it do more damage if the wielder has high mag atk or if the opponent has low Res stat?

>you know all of this
>mah religion
>not asking why she just didn't go after slither kuns who did all that shit to her
Fucking retard

Ignatz to 350 no scope low res units

She doesn’t know shit about the slithers because Hubert is autistic and insisted on fighting that war in the shadows without telling her a thing. After the war is done the underground war begins and they too get trounced

Nah bernie is best and better looking

I still find it funny that the big bad of this game isn't some ancient evil dragon like other Fire Emblem games. It's just a tutorial bandit who got roided out after fucking dragon cunny.

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the greco-roman cabal

>I should have known one day you'd be haunting me as well
how hard did you cry?

He’s a hero to all other tutorial bandits throughout the series

Yes.

Even better is that the supposed 'ancient evil dragon' that is Rhea turns out for the most part to be reasonable and in half of the routes never causes any problems.

she doesn't know....bitch thinks her uncle is not a dubstep mole fucker up until Jerald is backstabbed by that big tittied bitch

> DLC route have a threeway battle final map with both Nemesis and degenerated Rhea
> they actually move out of their spots from turn 1 to kill each other

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I'm still confused as to how the death knight is that fencing fag or why she was talking about mercedes

Sure he can swing hard, but the Immaculate One has a 75% damage reduction.

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Play the Mercedes/Caspar paralogue

>caspar
Why would I recruit that fag

I really just want to fuck best lord in the series Dimitri.

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I'm sure Unga of Bunga has some anti-dragon tricks up his sleeve, I mean he did kill an entire civilization of them.

Because even if he will forever be bench fodder, that's a better fate than following Edlegard.

On my 6th playthrough I made Mercedes a bow knight for a meme and she fucks everything with a magic bow that cant be fucked by a silver bow

do they get really trouced?

I'll stab you with my knife if you want.

Part One
White Clouds

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Yes, more than a few supports speak of how the characters spent their life “after the shadow war was over”
Certainly they did a better job at getting rid of them than dimitri did

Yes by having 2 less chapters and "winning" offscreen. Uh huh.

>Killing the Slithers off screen
>Claude just fucks them in the game
GD will always be the best of the 4 routes

>Byleth almost loses the capital to slithers just because Claude left
The slithers fear the deer.

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>Dimitri kills them by accident
move over.

Who fuck do they have left in BL?

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>open borders shit
yeah no thanks, we’re full

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>dude is such a chad that the opera starring him and the 10 elites plays in the background

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I think there was 3 named slithers in Shambala and 1 helping Nemesis. So there's 3 left.

ETERNAL MARRIAGE WITH CETH-... I MEAN FLAYN

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It's a pretty radical backstory though, like some take about a mortal becoming a Hindu demigod of destruction shit, 3H actually did really good work making you interested in the shit going on outside of the main focus

>Kill Aruendel on screen

>Kills one (literally one) slither
And another slither takes over as leader wow it’s fucking nothing

He kills Cornelia and some mechs too. Kills more onscreen than Edeltard at least who kills one then gets nuked lying down

>Beaglefags
I know you faggots picked the best house, right?

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Dimitri kills them all without even knowing kek

posting from another bread that shows just how chad he is
>Gigachad murderfucking his name into history just because he can
>Bored because noone can challenge him
>Bunch of blue dudes barge in blasting dubstep
>"Go kill god"
>Crashes through temple, fucks god in her sleep, rips out her bones and makes a sickass whip sword with it
>Litteral civilization of motherfucking dragons
>Barge in and genocide them
>Make more weapons from their bones and give them to your bros
>Drink, kill, and fuck so much that a thousand years later the land is populated by your and your bro's descendants
>Litteral fantasy Gengis Khan
>yfw dragon Jesus stabs you
>Still rise up a thousand years later to keep fucking shit up

Jeralt's VA is so good

>Blue lions constantly have to import women from the other houses because their own women can’t satisfy them
Sad

god her cg is so fucking cute, best girl

Bernie doesn't have a top magic growth to fully take advantage of the hecking bow

>kills one
but he doesnt just kill one you mouth breathing faggot

>Mercedes and "see a nigger pull the trigger" Ingrid aren't enough for him

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>Not recruiting Chadspar

What the fuck is wrong with you

>kills two
Okay you sperg

UH ALL THE DUSCURS OR NIGGURS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

>wanting all the women in your house to be used
Why?

You haven't played the game, have you?

>Blue Lion has the best boys and yet none are gay
Sad!

Felix gay as fuck. When I met him in the goddess tower he had zero interest in Byleth's big ass tiddies. What a faggot.

>new story content is coming
>new characters are coming
How do you think they're going to implement this? A 4th house?

Sylvain is pretty low key gay.

Route where you play as the slitherchads

This time you play as the Slithers

I like women who know what the fuck they're doing. Virgins are boring.

Absolutely degenerate.

This

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I'm for it, but how would one keep the teaching paradigm that makes the first half of the game recognizable?

enjoy Dorothea’s exotic collection of STDs

Literally /feg/ in 1 image

Felix is pretty fucking gay for Sylvain in their paired ending as is Dimitri. Hell in the Japanese version it’s a lot more explicit

Possibly a prologue where you play as Seiros fighting Unga the first Bunga and his army.

Dubsteppers are capable of making imitation relics, as shown with Edelgard's relic which isn't a genuine relic, description even says it was made to her specifications

You teach the slitherchads and you get special slither seminars

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Dorothea never gets past the first date with all the men she attempts to date.
I’m not convinced she’s as experienced as she appears.

Manuela in the other hand

You need to teacher young slitherlings the way of the Dubstep

TELL ME ABOUT SLITHERS WHY DO THEY SLITH

It’s also why it takes Agarthium to repair instead of the typical material used for relics

Only if you are Dimitri.

He is perfect in his imperfections.

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What other weapons need Agarthium?

How does it feel knowing he has a boner for his sister ya fag?

Will I get to silther between Kronya and Cornelia’s milkies

Probably the spear Arundel gives to Hubert.

If I turn off the dubstep, will they die?

lmao

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>never use creator sword until the last map
>realize I could have used my 50+ umbran steel to repair it and use it a shitton through the game
Oops

So is why do you lads think that Jeralt has the crest of Seiros

He did have one. And I don't care. Why would I care if someone had feelings for someone before but no longer care for them in that way. I wouldn't even care if they had been older and had fucked because they are done and have moved on.

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You could have prevented this

He gets a blood transfusion from rhea to save his life

We already know, Rhea gave him a blood transfusion when he was on the verge of dying

At least you're not me who overused the fuck out of it and had it out of commission for half the game until I realized breaking all of a monster's barriers could get me Umbral Steel

Is she a tiger-dragon or a Chinese dragon? I must know?

>they don't even fuck
wtf

Oh right. Damn I was hoping for a big reveal. Especially how Jeralt plays with his age and shit.

Rhea's blood

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DLC where you play as Young Jeralt please

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She was such a joke on that last map. Her army of mages was way more intimidating.

NG+ crests say that she's a light dragon, Seteth is earth dragon.

Why yes, I did pick GD. Felix and Ingrid compliment it nicely as well.

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>:(

Route where you fuck Claude's mom.

But who would say part 1 white clouds?

>didnt realize i could get the shit from monsters until the last map
>my sword was already pretty broken so I couldn't use it on anything else

tiger dragon defiantly

Claude’s endings kinda suck ass. The only good one I thought was Petra’s

It also explains why Alois mentions Jeralt drunkenly confesses that he’s over 100 years old, and noticed that Jeralt hasn’t aged a day since he left the monastery.

Shes not his mom
Rhea
Lysithea's is good, too.

You just know everyone is gonna think you're a pedo for choosing her.

But in reality, Flayn is a pedo for choosing *you*

Just have each chapter start be an entry from Jeralt's journal

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Who is then?
Nader is most certainly the father.

Yeah, but the other two saints are a Turtle and a Phoenix.

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They are all shit compared to being Dimitri's pope queen and uniting church and state with their kids.

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So why exactly did Edelgard not disclose to the other students about slithers or what happened to her at the Monastery?
It would be one of the safest places to actually spill the beans and potentially gain the support of most if not all of Fodlan in the future.

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I sided with Edelgard solely because she was cute and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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There's nothing wrong with siding with someone because they're cute. But Eldegard isn't cute.

I'm fucking his mom and you can't stop me

GOLDEN QUEER
Just some advisors.

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He has to forfeit his throne though, that kinda sucks too.

Claude/Petra he stops in Brigid to ask her grandfather for her hand in marriage before he fucks off to Almyra

Hidari was too good for that shitty franchise

More like a chicken dragon than a phoenix if ya ask me.

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She’s pretty cute bro. She just needed some love

>But Eldegard isn't cute.
You take that back you fucking dastard. Lady Edelgard is the cutest person in all of Fodlan.

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But it shows his devotion to his wife

Because a Fodlan without her rulership might as well be a wasteland. There's a reason that it's Hubert who tells the other factions about the dubstep cult in a letter after battle.

By the time she trusted them enough with the information she was well aware that there were multiple slitherers at the monastery.

If she stepped out of line there could have ended up being a repeat of what happened to Jeralt. And that happened to him despite being one of if not the strongest warriors in the world.

Because as we witnessed there are fucking spies everywhere and she is essentially a puppet on their strings until she takes the throne, and even then she knows her forces alone are not enough to pursue her goals, hence the gigantic stalemate in CF

Edelgard is no where near as cute as Hilda.

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Manuela is an incel

shit taste

I think she’s a retard but I’d be lying if I didn’t find her B-A supports somewhat endearing

That would be pretty cool. Playing as Seiros and the other saints, facing off the ten elites in their prime over a series of battles. I hope there's enough content to justify the price.

You mean femcel

Manuela gets rejected before she sees any action.

>and what happened to him?
They stabbed him in the back because nobody told Jeralt that there were more slitherers in the monastery.
That's why Edelgard telling Byleth to suck it up after Jeralt's death is even worse.

>His Majesty Savior-King Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd I of the United Holy Kingdom of Faerghus and his Queen Her Holiness Archbishop Byleth Eisner-Blaiddyd of the Fire Emblem.
Best and most canon timeline ever.

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Look at his A-Ranks, mostly guys.

Lysithea's breasts are too big here.

Based

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Would the Slithers really be able to assassinate someone within the monastery? Besides if Edelgard did spill the beans obviously security would be beefed up and the students wouldn't go places all willy nilly since they'd know about the threat.

What would you guys do if she looked like this on ur bed UwU

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Where do you think she stores her second crest?

What is a good class for Byleth to end on? I need some advice for where to take her.
Here is an image to grab attention.

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>is hot
>tries to fuck men
>they see her room and they lose all interest
Maybe if she would clean and have hair that isn't shit...

In one hand I wanted to protect her and keep her safe, on the other hand...

Kick her out because she is a bitch who deserves to die young.

Uh yes? Kronya did it? Hello?

The slitherers weren't suppose to stab Jeralt in the back. Like, it was Kronya going all rogue on them and stabbing him just for the lulz. You could tell how pissed Solon was when he had to step in and rescue her.

in the blood

Dark Knight probably.

>hair that isn't shit
take it back, user.

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His unique class is really fucking strong.
Aside from that, I guess going Wyvern/Falcon for the memes, or going Holy Knight if you want high movement but still want utility in magic.

She's the only girl tough enough to survive getting fucked by THE BOAR.

She looks like that Simpson's teacher but animu style.

>inside the monastery
Kronya did it in an abandoned church outside of the monastery you dip.

Based

>The only saint that hated humans so much that he never passed on his crest to anybody, despite a whole continent of people that venerate like a Demi-god.
>Exclusive to GD route
We’re going to get him for DLC as a Manekete unite right?

She isn't flat. Change jobs desu

Manuela gets shanked by the DK and there’s a whole ass underground laboratory on monastery grounds. I don’t think it’s that implausible m8

Implying she isn't the one fucking him and he is surving her.

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The DK serves Edelgard, if El doesn't go full retard and lend him to the slitherinos before telling, he'd be on their side.

yeah bu she's also not packing as much as that image. All images must strive to be anatomically correct to character art.

She’s probably around a C cup post time skip m8. Check out her other classes

>Would the Slithers really be able to assassinate someone within the monastery
Geralt died to a plot dagger that was never used again so yes
Not to mention all the monsters were kidnapped students
so yes

YES RETARD

Blood is stored in the boobs

What would Lysithea's boobs feel like

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Shamir does short hair better
Suck me off

Weren't those students kidnapped when they were out doing errands for the church?

I think the scythes need it.
三日月の鎌, Crescent Scythe or something?
Death Knight's buddies have them, they're between steel and silver but more durable than either.

Blue Lions route while having Byleth marry Bernie and Dimitri marry Marrianne is the correct way to play the game.

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Can someone post the side body t pose renders for the girls of three houses? I want to see who has the best curves because I forgot to save the image.

like cancerous lumps, because she has crest cancer.

I LOVE MS KRABAPPEL

Death Knights scythe is made of Agarthium

pump and dump

nice perky handfulls with the texture of salty sand and bags of coins

You aren't pumping Hilda unless your name is CHADSPAR

She LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

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Like balloons

Man I hate that some of these don’t even have supper pairing between them. It’s clear a lot of stuff was dummied out to make release

Hilda and Claude clearly have a thing, she is essentially his Dedue/Hubert.

No. Just like Monika was raped and killed a year ago within the monastery.

Too true

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Not me
I had Bernie marry Felix while I married Flayne. Dimitri married Marianne though, that pairing is almost too perfect.

>Brother kills enemy soldiers
:)
>Brother gets killed by the enemy
>:(

Sticky as she is no doubt into food play as she would be covered in icing.

What do you think Hilda's boobs feel like

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They do, but Hilda can join BL. NEVER JOINING BE THOUGH

>bernadetta has a special bond with marianne
>they dont support

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What do you think her pits smell like

Guys what was Emile's problem anyway?

Jeez, for being their sworn enemy, Rhea is doing a shit job of keeping them in check.

She’s too out of my league for me to even fantasize about her

Alright boys I need an edit of this but with Caspar and Hilda’s heads attached

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EDELGARD I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE I WILL DRAG YOU KICKING AND SCREAMING UNTIL MY HANDS ARE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR SKULL CRUSHING IT THE DEAD WILL HAVE THEIR DUE

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100% Muscle

Hilda will ditch claude in church and BL, so not really

Feeling they were originally supposed to be in the same house

Surpised localizers kept this line in.

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So what determines if they let you go after raping you like with Edelgard or Lysithea?

Does Ashe ever get to confront Catherine for killing his adopted father and brother?

>Virgin Hegemon
>needs 30 spaces to do 0x2 damage
>tries to cheese with a unit that reduces hp to one and then snipes you but even fails at that

>CHAD Immaculate One
>great fucking name
>has a special move that can basically level fucking armies
>Scrubstomps retards who dont know how to all in
>lights entire city on fire so her foes may burn alive

>Not the CG where she's visibly pissed
I'll still take it.

He waned to be hardcore but he was named Emile.

I mean she lets Edelchan escape after it is reveled she is the red cunt ffs. She is a pale imitation of the Rhea that killed Old Geralt.

She’s the only 2nd in command who can be recruited to another house so not really. Albeit she has some of the most ridiculous requirements

She challenges him to punch her in the face as hard as he can.

>he didn't marry Hilda
Must be tough being gay and a BEtard

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What the fuck is with Petra and Bernie's paralogue
Use Divine Pulse I know but still what the fuck, did I miss some text saying that there'd be reinforcements?

they have support convos and he marries her in their paired ending so I assume yes

Yes. What the fuck? They literally mention a few times how time is of the essence even

Now all we need is some bold user to shop this over the pic of her with the gun and we'll aces.

Lysithea was crest experimented on but Edelgard was touched by her uncle yes. My guess is that they only let the people live if they have a talent.

Yep, same for the Dorothea and Hilda one, they are in the game and work like the chart says but technically go unused. I would imagine this suggests those pairings had supports at some point but for whatever reason were cut.
I doubt it, but I suppose that is possible. Maybe it's just me but Ashe always felt sort of out of place in BL.

Jokes on you I did church route

Death to stacy, give me that comfy imaginethesmell-sthetic wife

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Of course a weak incel like you couldn't handle the GIGASTACY

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>Casper and Lindhart don't have one
The fact they have two of them that don't even go used yet didn't do one for two actual ingame friends pisses me off.

Am I crippling myself by not recruiting anyone? I keep going into battle with spare deploy slots and no adjutants

So which females are cannon used goods so I can avoid them like the plague?

Make way for the gigachad

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I understand reinforcements appearing at turn 10 like they do but why do they appear no matter what if petra gets close to the goal.

Ig they wanted to disquise a defense map as an escort mission but why not just make it one or the other to begin with especially if you're unprepared for reinforcements showing up where they do hubert being able to oneshot almost anyone in my army with meteor is fun too

Ashe is a commoner poorfag which makes him out of touch with the rest but he’s just as much of a hardcore chuuni at heart

How did the crests of the 10 elites get passed down if they were all defeated in the war of heroes?

He actually tried to punch her

>she gets endings with Claude and Dedue
Really makes you think

Hubert doesn't learn meteor though?

Edelgard
Lysithea
Manuela
Rhea
Shamir
Bernadetta

Shamir Manuela and proooobably Dorothea

All of them except the blue lions girls

I'm sure they were fucking bitches left and right before they got killed, Iean they were heroes after all.

You can pretty much autorecruit the teachers to fill those extra slots.

If you're on normal its not really a big deal whether you recruit or not but on hard it could get a little problematic if you aren't being careful with your builds

the crests didnt originate from their own blood, it was stolen from the massacres Nabeteans (Children of the goddess)

Hilda's never even held hands with a boy user.

>implying Glenn didn't SMASH Ingrid's pegaponyprincesspussy

HIL
DA
HIL
DA

Get seteth and Catherine if you can, they’ll more than supplement your ranks

Sort of, by the endgame you can use up to 11 units so the game expects you to at least recruit some characters at the least. Of course it's not like you actually need to bring the maximum amount of characters onto a map, if you really want you can have your class and no one else.

for that map he does

Ingrid, Dorothea and Manuela are all confirmed non virgins. Edgelard was probably raped daily by the dubstepmancers.

he does in that paralogue for some reason

She was only 13 and he was too busy dying like a true knight

She has probably the single most explicit implication of sex in the game in her support with Caspar my dude

Witcher 4 is looking weird.

Well yes but the dragons are dead so how did their crests continue?

Yes because she skips right to the fucking part

kek

Thanks, this is sorta what I gathered. What about Catherine?

Ingrid wasn’t even a teenager when she was engaged to Glenn m8, and he seemed way too knightly from his descriptions to make a move on her till they were wed

If Edelgard was raped then Lysithea was most likely also raped.
Damn, the dubsteppers have it good with their constant supply of cunny.

Yeah, but the crests were only granted to 10 people. I guess is the most likely answer.

She's cute but I didn't want to take her away from Raphael.

>engaged as a teen
>doesnt actually sleep around
>probably in the opera but she hasnt seen a penis in like 20 years as noted in all her supports
>"canon"

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Childhood is idealizing fodlan nobles, adulthood is realizing the slitherers make more sense

Reaching you are

Up in the air? She’s fixated on Rhea and in many of her supports she says she sucks when it comes to flirting with men.

They can be passed down from humans after that initial act but it gradually gets lesser and lesser with time.

It’s a big plot point that TWSITD likely have held samples of multiple crest bloodlines to perform their excitements on people with so if a line fades they can likely intervene

She mentions a past relationshipo in her A+ support with Shamir

She just flirts user

After Seiros killed Nemesis, the 10 Elites and their armies surrendered. Centuries later Seiros now called Rhea rewrote history and gave the 10 Elites a heroic historical upgrade.

I stand corrected then.

Ingrid was too young to have sex with her betrothed, she's pure unless your some sort of super hardcore purityfag who thinks having a childhood crush on someone else makes a girl impure.
But she's the most pure girl, she just wants someone to go on knight adventures with.

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Thales is the only one shown with the nuclear codes so that is something

youtu.be/UiH57nRmWPI

26:25, unless you’re as dense as Caspar is and think the only thing he’s going to be hauling around is luggage

What an absolute omegachad. This is the bad guy? He's paragon of mankind.

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You'll pick up the teachers and the monastery knights in due course, virtually no requirements.
Foregoing recruitment is probably better than overdoing it. Let's you see how things pan out naturally, also leaves you with more new characters to play with on subsequent routes.

Was it implied the relationship was with a man or a girl?

I always though Catherine and Shamir were fugging eachother too.

I'm aware of that but did Seiros just let them fuck a bunch of bitches to keep the crestlines alive?

It’s implied she was in a relationship with Christophe

If she's so power hungry then why does she give up her rule after finding a successor?

I'll just go with Annette I guess there's no way she is used goods right?

It's not specified, at least in their supports.

>bad guy
only in the eyes of some anchor baby spic and his army of redditors

>He's paragon of mankind.
Well that's pretty much how he's viewed in legend anyway.

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She’s not but she’s also extremely autistic

user you know what they say about woman who wear hoop earings or hoop hair, dont you?

>Daddy issues
She probably rallies the fat faceless old school janitor's dick every night

Gilbert would fucking slaughter anyone who even held such a thought.

Full of sperm you mean.

>Entrusting the future of Fódlan to his friends, Claude left for Almyra with Ingrid, whom he intended to marry. He announced this fact to his father, the king of Almyra, who approved of Claude's strength and Ingrid's virtue and resolved to entrust the monarchy to them. Even after they ascended the throne, Claude and Ingrid argued frequently. But while the queen chasing the fleeing king through the palace was a common occurrence, the couple must have loved one another deeply, for they happily raised many children together.

Technically yeah. You get Flayn and Seteth as freebies, so at least you can fill your deploy slots, but if you want to get the most out of your adjutants you'll want to pick up the teachers at the very least.

Not the same user, but I have to piggy back here. If I recruit Catherine and unequip her relic, can I keep it for Lysithia after I side with Edelgard?

>fat faceless old school janitor
So seteth?

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The way she says Sensei sounds too erotic like

Yes. She spared them.

But Seteth is neither fat nor faceless, he does have the old angle down though.

She's doing the most she can to survive and keep her few remaining kin alive. She simply does not have the resources required to take on the slitherers directly. Its part of why edelgard is so fucking wrong about everything; the church has little influence on anything. Its so weak that Rhea couldnt even stop a couple random bishops from split from the Central Church of Seiros into an Eastern and Western Church.

She can turn into a dragon and get killed by five crest beasts or some dude with a cool weapon. She can fight as a human to roughly the same results.

She was likely dying of the same crest cancer lysithea has
But it’s a testament to her strength of character that she didn’t spend literally every two seconds bitching about it and actually did something to permanently resolve the problem for future generations

She's probably pure, but she's in the same boat as Bernie in that she has massive daddy issues.
If you want an actual pure girl without daddy issues pick Marianne.

You can’t recruit Catherine if you chose Black Eagles. But she joins automatically if you go Church route. Before the split though, you just get no recruit option for her

Ingrid’s racism cured with the power of dick, sensational

I NEED MORE OF THIS SPECIFIC LEONIE

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Why was he so strong? How did they just go and happen to find some dude capable of wiping out the gods?

>DLC route is joining Nemesis and saving Mankind from the gods and saints manipulating them.

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Speaking of Annette it was a nice touch that her A support with Ashe referenced her B support with Gilbert. What are some other supports that reference others like that?

SS + GOMAD

She won't join on BE
The only way you can get Catherine's relic on BE is by killing her on the final map

At best they made out. Also fuck you for making me listen to that horrible dub. FUCK YOU!

Which is hilarious because by then you have no time to actually use it

small and perky
the perfect kind of breasts

youtube.com/watch?v=aRH3YAoeHDw

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Honestly the slitherers are what BE should be, the “fuck all you faggots suck my dick bitch” humanity fuck yeah and also fuck your shitty dynastic rulers

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>She was likely dying of the same crest cancer lysithea has
Thats exclusive to lysethia, all hero crests have some form of cancer, light to heavy, but lysethia gets a double whammy. Edelgard, on the other hand, likely has the longetivity tied to her crest much like Jeralt.

Imagine being Manuela or Hanneman and slowly watching all your students leave your class

Idk mang this is post timeskip and they’re full grown young adults, I don’t think its outside the realm of possibility. Hilda’s definitely the kind of girl who’d be aggressive in what she wants

MY SKIN IS COLD

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>Claude in a few months of Part 1 learned more Church secrets than 1000 years of Adrestian Emperors could
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THE EMPIRE EVEN DOING
THIS IS LIKE THOSE HOSHIDO NINJA THAT WENT TO NOHR AND THOUGHT THAT NOHR WAS A NICE PLACE TO LIVE

Yeah it's stupid
For some reason Claude's final map has 3 chests littered around it too

DO YOU REMEMBER THE RED CANYON???!

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Edelgard has a minor crest of Seiros because her ancestor from 1000 years ago had a blood transfusion, Jeralt got his crest from Seiros herself, so she probably wouldn't have that longevity like Jeralt does

>Good, more time I can spend on Crest research.
>Good, more time I can spend on failing to seduce men.

*honk honk*

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holy shit edelgard is like a retarded puppy dropping her spaghetti at everything byleth does and hearing her trying the explain over throwing the ebil monsters that control the world is hilarious.
I want to bulli this acoustic cancer patient with rats all day!

Hey, it's not like they can't hop on the Byleth train at any time.

The first emperor knew the secrets and either he lied to his children or slitherers faked the note.

>rejecting Marianne
>rejecting Bernie
>rejecting Marianne
STOP

yeah. IF YOU LOSE THE RACE, YOU FORFEIT YOUR MACHINEAHAHAHAHA

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Edelgard has two crests. One crest allowed Nemesis to survive, alive, stuffed in a coffin for 1000 years, and can animate a stillborn child. The other has given its holders longetivity.

she just needed a hug bros

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Stinky and Horsefucker are not welcome in the Blue Lions.

Very cursed.

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I'd like to honk her tiddies

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But which one is which?

>Dedue and Hubert are suicidally loyal to their leaders
>Hilda will leave Claude for the otomestacey house in a heartbeat

Uhhh deerbros?

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Fuck, meant to type Mercedes, not Marianne again.

>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=SLnV9ecOaHE

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>a third of my army has single digit resistance scores

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>decide to not recruit any staff of the church for a run out of curiosity beside the two mandatory ones, Flayn and Seteth
>post timeskip
>they're all just gone
Damn, do they really all die had you not recruited them?

but her ending with lyithsa specifically mentions "recover the years of life that had been stolen from them" which confirms the molemen cut her lifespan short with their crest infusions

>rather die then join empire
redeemeed

I wish the dubbsteppers had more recurring villains
Solan and Kronya die a few chapters after they show up and Thales barely does anything the entire game.

Women do not understand loyalty

Hilda hates physical activity user and sweating.

Are you referring to The WItcher? It's using the violin and the hurdy gurdy which I think awakens something primal in the European soul.

I'm not the only one who feels some low-key yandere vibes coming off of Edelgard, right? Figures that they'd be the most popular girls three games in a row. Nobody played Echoes.

>horsegirl

Play Sengoku Rance now and thank me later.
Came for the sex scenes stayed for the punishing strategic combat.

I would much rather them have more forgettable villains than have them take center stage honestly. The only thing they are good for are Nemesis and his 10 chad bandits lore

Probably. Alois and Shamir definitely survived in BE. Manueal and Hanneman definitely survived in BL.

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I have literally hundreds of hours in Sengoku Rance. Done all the major routes and FFA with over half the houses. Not sure why you're telling me that though.

Ingrid's A support with Sylvain calls back to Ingrid and Annette's support chain

>No art of her getting HORSED
>Even if there was it wouldnt be from anyone good since Fire Emblem gets next to no good art

No, her love with Byleth isn’t really obsessive it’s quite understandable. He/she is the only person that ever commanded her in her life and for someone who is burdened with constantly having to order people around and pretend to be stronger than she actually is, it was intensely relieving. In BE route Byleth drastically improves her mental health rather than the other way around.

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What's she thinking about?

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Too bad Byleth loses godhood ONLY on this route and many years off his/her/its life

prolly food

The Tragedy of Duscur.

Furthermore, edelgard was tested as a child, and survived for over 7 years before entering the Monastary. While lysethia was tested on shortly before joining, a few years at most. If edelgard has Lysetia's problems she would have died during timeskip if not shortly after.

Edelgard doesnt die prematurely in any of her epilogues, unlike lysethia or even dimitri.

You're grasping at straws.

Glenn Benis

killing duscggers

But user, they join YOUR class too

Hilda would pump you.

Killing the d*ggers

Everybody should play it.
Like, play an actually good game instead scooby.

absolute state of gareg mach academy, Seteth should be supervising this shit
Battle of eagle and lion more like the battle of Dimitri and Dedue vs Edelgard and Hubert

killing filthy duscars

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>actually good game instead scooby
Fuck you, 1000 nights o frights was great

I doubt that crest cancer hits everyone at the same rate.

she could have been prepared to die at any point for all we know

>Felix is that volcel studying the blade who hates thots yet still has morals.
How did they write the most based character?

How the fuck do Linhardt and Ferdinand have the crest of cethleann and cichol? Also is body snatching ever explained, or are the originals just dead?

>need Hilda on the opposite side of the map
>fling her to Lysithea using Manuela
>fling her to the monster using Lysithea
Holy fuck this is amazing

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Congratulations user you've made a VERY good choice.

Too bad he gets all crushy blushy for senpai when you end up with him. Kinda wish that Femleth/Felix was written as a platonic friendship/rivalry that turned into love over time.

Originals are basically dead, or assumed dead. Rip to Tomas, Monica, and Cornelia

He has a soft spot for cute girls. See his supports with Annette, Bernie, and Lysethia.

Or you just put her on a dragon and not need that tom foolery to begin with.

Yeah, maybe edelgards crest cancer will hit her in 300 years

And flayn right

There was no original Cornelia, she was a mole person.

I knew I was forgetting someone.

Oh I'm working on it.

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seiros gave her blood to people like the first emperor so the other saints most likely did the same. and slithers just kidnapped people and became their doppelgangers.

Hot

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He’s a cunnychad

>How the fuck do Linhardt and Ferdinand have the crest of cethleann and cichol?
The crests were created by taking the blood of a dragon, right? So Flayn and Seteth just donated some to some humans during the war.

Are you sure? They said her personality changed.

If you play the BL route, Dimitri will say how she vanished and changed drastically when she came back
just like the other ones. And edie's uncle too

>Bernie
He just wanted her to teach him a superior form of autism that outmatched even his own.

Imagine going to the most prestigious school on the continent and then one day all your classmates and even your teachers stop showing up to class because they're all hanging out with the new autistic mute professor who only got hired because his/her dad was friends with the pope.

Please delete this unflattering picture of my wife.

What are some meme builds I could try in this game? I heard Marianne gets a sword relic or some shit so I was thinking of making her a mortal savant or something dumb like that

His support with Dorothea is also hilarious.
It's 3 conversations of Dorothea lusting after his dick, while he's telling her to fuck off.

This shit reminds me off those /pol/ fags worshiping Swift until she renounced them and le trump.

It'd be nice if we got a mission to save them or whatever.

Warlock Raphael

Are least she gets real pumping, unlike Edelgard who just writes fanfiction about it.

It's a magic sword.

Annette Wyvern Lord with Bolt Axe

Weird, guess I forgot that detail. My assumption was that the slithers created the plague and then sent Cornelia to "mysteriously" cure it in order to have one of their own gain power.

Slitherers likely stole their blood when she killed seteths waifu.

All right, I married Edelgard on BE and Ingrid in BL. Based on this who would I marry in GD?

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Cornelia was raped for days before she was replaced by a doppelganger.

Dorothea just wanted the one and only patented organic non-GMO Crest of Chadarius

Well I build Marianne Holy knight with sword since she favors riding and faith.
Was actually a pretty good build. She does a lot with soulblade with her high RES and Beast Fang hits like a truck as well.
If you want real meme builds, you can technically make low hp Cyril work.

The only meme builds are hard to get reason spells like Hilda and Manuela's bolting. Most of the mages get combat arts that magic regular weapons magic.

Probably Marianne

Manuela Savat if you pump her full of Reason, or Assassin because her speed growth is higher than that of someone like Ignatz.
Savant Marianne is another good one, because her relic is magic based, so she would be doing all magic damage despite wielding a sword

Rhea

marianne

Hilda, you seem to have a thing for racists

>Half of the Blue Lion house are Brigands

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Celebfags are a blight on every board (except Yea Forums, where there is nothing else that remains to be blighted upon). /pol/ worships Tay Tay, not some disgusting human who probably can't even respond to my texts saying she loves hitler too.

So they knew the power of crests since the beginning? Did Sothis make them?

>cute autists
marianne

HIL
DA
HIL
DA
Is this confirmed?

Marianne is also a racist

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How did they manage to make the edgy character so great?

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>married Edelgard on BE

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This is good, it gives death blow which is one of the best skills to have on anyone not a magic user.

Crests are the hearts of the dragon people. Flayn and Seteth don't have hearts either.

HIL
DA

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Make edelgard and bernie gremories, they have some of the best spell lists in the game.

Where do you learn this in game?
Which Route?

Crest stones are the hearts, crests come from the blood.

Marrying Edelgard is the entire point of BE

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Imagine her getting gangraped by a pack of horny almyran immigrants

Underrated

Oh shit, yeah I mean crest stones

shut up, claude

Sorry I had to fuck the NEET, I had to do it for my fellow Yea Forumsros

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>Bernie
>20 mag growth
Flayn does rescue gremory much better.

Go to bed Cyril

What are you talking about?
She's obsessed with Byleth in every fucking route it's just hilarious.

You made the right choice.

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>Sensei sure is taking his time discussing lesson plans with Manuela

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>having a crush is the same as being obsessed
(You) are the obsessed one

It's ok, Jeralt. You can admit Leonie has a BIT MORE than a crush on you.

>/pol/ worships Tay Tay
youtube.com/watch?v=-BjZmE2gtdo
Why though lol

>tfw Darting Blow, one of the best skills in the game, is female locked.
Male units really got fucked in regards to exclusive classes.

Not until I clean these fucking stables
Now move your fat overgrown ass out of my way bitch

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Jeralt pumped Leonie full of his sperm in that whole month she was in his room. If you married Leonie you are a cuck.

they both did
women don't get a good punching class until master class

For me it's Annette.

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No Jeralt would be the cuck in this situation since you stole your father’s girl.

Built for Ashe micropenis

>women don't get a good punching class until master class
Literally the only female master class that can even equip gauntlets is mortal savant.

Even Cyril hates the almyrans

Not when she talks about him 24/7 and still screams Jeralt's name when she orgasms

>tells me to forget about something
>subtle hint with "what thing"
>gets mad
how can one little autist hope to unite fodlan, claude is literally all brains master tactician and dimitri is all muscles a swordmaster even claims he can lift a horse with one (1) hand, what the fuck does she even have?

Sure why not. I mean I'd do that if I was a mole person.

>Go to Barbarian chad's thread mentioning his kickass music
>Post girls

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Yeah, that's the fucking problem

What was it?

This, think about it logically.
She has a yuri harem and uh....

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>pounding her from behind
>lean into her ear
>whisper “Part 1, White Clouds”
>She cums so hard the roof caves in

This slut must've went through so many "daddies" when you slept

Where the hell is lunatic? Also weren't they going to redub Byleth's voice or is that FEH only?

He got his ass kicked by a woman(dragon).
not so chad

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She’s called obsessed in the game

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Edelgard actually looks cute here
Shame the game's art and graphics are fucking gen 6.

That woman(dragon) seemed awfully keen about sending her mom-nephew to fight for her.

She drew fanart of male sensei

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God, uncucked Rhea was so pretty.

What's Claude saying?

You can have Catherine use gauntlets in swordmaster or assassin and she does alright. They don't specifically need fistfaire or warmasters crit rate.

>is retarded
>manipulated
>literally a jew
>starts wars
>shit artist
Ah, female hitler

>the fanfiction meme is real

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>Holy shit are those missles?
>??? zombie ???
>guys?
>guys pls!

She's no longer stronk
She doesn't want her other persona to take over
Sadly

thanks senpai

future zombies with mechas

You retard. People played the game and drew shit about it.

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The second one is
>guys future zombies with mechs!

>future
But they are from the past! Just because humanity regressed thanks to the mole people doesn't mean they are from the future. You gundum.

Holy shit she's literally an obsessed hitler.

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I just assumed it was a comedic exaggeration.

how the fuck do you expect claude to know that

Hopefully she'll get the alternate costume when she becomes playable.

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the cutest!

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She does it for female byleth also

He literally learns the entire history in his route

Since Dimitri is missing an eye, its clearly the BL route
dummy

Dimitri is missing an eye in GD

Really? I was saving GD for the lunatic dlc

So that was Koei Tecmo's plan?
Making Edelgard shameless waifubait in her route so people wouldn't complain about how garbage it is compared to the other routes?

The picture is clearly male Byleth

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>lorenz and caspar have the same voice actor in the dub

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>both are the biggest chads in game

maybe she likes her girls with short hair ok

>It's real

fuck that guy is good

Wrong baka.

wtf Edelgard actually had good taste all along?