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>Melee ended
>Still watching this
A smash thread died for this
POST ONLY LEWDS RELATING TO SMASH.
L O L
sniff
>Tweek is getting dominated by Palutena
God I wish that was me
Why did Tweek rage Wario this tourney, did Leo really mindbreak him so badly? PT is clearly a better character than Wario.
Waft should be nerfed since Wario doesnt need it anymore
>yoshi story
>no randall
literally soulless
>Yea Forums threads about Melee
>everyone loves the players
>Yea Forums threads about Ultimate
>everyone hates the players
why?
What makes Melee so much better than other Smash games?
lady Palutena, not Palutena
>last thread had more lewdposting than unique posters
Where did everything go so wrong?
friendly reminder to report and ignore any and all lewd pictures that break the rules of this blue board
Palutena's feet!
>Can't hit 30k in GF's
lol
POST MORE THICC MOMMY PALU AAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel like pressure is hitting Tweek, a dude is literally standing next to him and filming while the crowd pops off for Nairo.
Look at those puppies
did you take a fucking photo of your screen?
its fast
IS NAIRO GOING TO CHOKE PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
Report this incel.
I love Palutena!
Tweek on suicide watch
GET FUCKED YOU CANT GET CARRIED BY WAFT ANYMORE BITCH
FUCK YES NAIROOOOOOOOO
HE HATES IT
>tweek
It came first
HOLY SHIT TWEEK IS THE KING OF THE CHOKERS
Fuck off weakminded twink
based Nairo
PALU BROS WE DID IT
what a weird ending
why the fuck does palutena's nair kill
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE TWEEK CHOKED HOOOOOOWWW
Remember to say hi to our Yea Forums representative!
CHOKE
NAIRO
NAIRO
NAIRO
JUST USE PT U CUNT
>another Tweek choke
...
Praise Palutena!
LET'S FUCKING GO NAIRO
that was so fucking tense, what an amazing comeback
waft is so scary and whiffing it definitely cost tweek the game
>tail end of Nair just deletes Wario
Uuuuh... Okay
this is 10x better than the melee tournament
t. casual melee fan
consider yourself reported cumskull
>its another "Tweek gets reversed 3-0'd" episode again
ITT: Write Tweek's emo rant about Shine one tweet at a time.
How do people not expect tweek to choke?
He's consistent at that.
>he didn't choke for once
Holy. Shit.
How did that waft miss tho lol
Bros I don't feel so good.
WHY
>tweek
lmao
no shit half of the actual good melee players were gone, just a bunch of random jobbers and hbox.
Nobody likes Leffen
Tweek's DI was horrendous, Palu's nair usually kills well into 120 in the edges, at much more % in the center
fags thinking tweek wouldn't choke a reverse 3-0 again
>Tweek fixed his mental game he'll finally make a redemption against Leo
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I only report the ugly ones. We have standards on Yea Forums.
Fucking tweek
HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING C H O K E
BREASTS
Are there any other vidya characters that fight with a staff+shield? That specific combo seems kind of rare.
Tweek would be the best ultimate player if he didn't have at least 3 chokes per set, what the fuck were those SD early
That's the REASON most of us are watching it. Melee was in the way of Ultimate.
But seriously how did he get so fucking fat?
GARGANTUAN CHILLIN
Tweek doesn't write seething tweets, he just types "Great tournament, had fun!" then cries himself to sleep while being pegged by his girlfriend
welp, congratulations to MKLeo for winning Shine 2019.
>underestimating your oponents and not using your main character
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS MOMMY PALU YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
I've got to get going but remember that Palutena is ba/ss/ed.
Why do people call Pit a shota? He looks more like a teen.
So that answers the question why I'm watching this after melee ended.
his main character got nerfed
TWEEK JUST CAME OUT AS TRANS CHECK TWITTER
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo......
I get the feeling some SoulCalibur cunt does it, but I'm not sure.
B-BUT LEFFEN WAS THERE AND HE'S THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD; HE SAID SO HIMSELF IN HIS TWITTER!
DQV main character
>YA BOI ad again
Can they change up these ads? For fuck's sake. Or better yet, can ublock origin just put me on the waiting screen for the next match?
PALUTENAS SONAS ARGENTINAS
When will Tweek stop choking?
MKLeo wins a lot but it's never free, dude has sets go to game 5 or drops into losers constantly.
I agree, she's bassed
What the fuck is this ad
Will he use the Pokemon Trainner again?
Did much better
remember that one time on user died fapping to Palutena for like 9 times in a row? Too bad I'm on a work PC or else I'd be able to post a screencap of that threat
PT got buffed you stream monster.
That sounds great. A good prostate massage is a wonderful stress reliever. Everyone's happy.
gasp
bro stop my dick can only get so hard
why is samsora not on this
JOOOOOHHHNNNNN
ivysaur
>HungryBox wins
Wow.. so exciting. What a nail-biter..
Meleefags are the worst.
>uses PT one tournament
>NICE MAIN
Tweeking should just be the universal FGC term for choke. How does one man consistantly get reversed sweep in every damn tournament.
charizard
>scarflard
>even on the list
that'll be a no
Does Tweek have no mental fortitude? He's so easy to reverse 3-0. Its like he exhausts all his energy once people get a grip on him.
Someone needs to update this list with alot more players
Tweek stopped using PT because he doesn't like the character outside of Squirtle, he has fun using Wario, simple as.
twitter.com
It's already begun.
user you cant be taking this shitpost seriously
Hungrybox is based because he triggers Leffen and his faggy fans
Charizard
What is your guys reaction physically when this ad comes on and this faggot shows up on screen?
Maybe if you post more
the movement (not even accounting for wavedashing), shieldstopping, and knockback that doesn't cuck you out of kill confirms. almost every high percent situation in ultimate consists of both players whiffing aerials against one another until someone gets caught, or repeating ledge traps over and over again for what feels like an entire minute.
cope harder, ultimate is getting a bigger viewership than melee
No idea, he even has a nickname to meme in Spanish with
nigger
I physically click the mute button
Everything triggers Leffen.
He's getting the magnum strapon.
I almost don't wanna bully him, he's the complete opposite of Leffen
His gf doesn't look like the pegging type.
sorry i just have distaste for the fat fuck
Pause stream and change tab
people overusing the phrase "let's go" sends pain deep in my soul for some reason
>I hit all my wafts haha
He acts as if its hard to convert into a waft
A Tumblr-tier "Ughh"
Oh no don't tell me vikki is getting on the mic now
Mute the stream.
Why does everyone play Richter instead of Simon?
What you all going to listen to now that vikki is getting on?
My goddess is Nowa
yeah hes pretty chill overall, used to be alot more down and drab when he lost though
The fuck is that lower body? This artist can't draw.
gotchu senpai
Richter's hotter
jojo fans
They have shit taste. Real CV fans play Simon.
shame he's with TSM, Leffen definitely belongs there considering regie's reputation
because Melee was a good game and people felt actual passion for it and its players
Ultimate watchers are just bored, irritable nerds trying to waste time
How big of a strap on does his GF use for a 7th place finish?
because they're low test faggots
Okay maybe Esam is a bit based afterall
WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY
Because he looks more like fag emblem. Before their announcement, I wanted him instead of Simon because he's cool in SotN and PoR but I got monkeypawed.
>no dark nairo
Man none of that art is even good, what the fuck?
real jojo fans would play simon
simon is hotter, simon doesnt even wear pants.
and richter says annoying as fuck 'take this' every down b.
richter is for faggots.
what was the splatoon song playing just then?
ESAM has always been based.
thanks bro
uhh, yea she does. She looks exactly like the pegging type. Especially for a dude with a twink bod like Tweek
He's more vocal, and most importantly, he's more attractive.
If you wouldn't fuck your main you don't main them.
Why are top players so afraid to call out leffen?
Why do we hate Hungrybox?
ESAM was always based, people just hate him because he looks like soijack and makes funny faces to the camera.
die faggot
not about how good the art is, its about how horny you are and how tight your grip is
>6k viewers leave after Tweek loses
bros...
his gf is a lesbian, shes def a pegging type imo
I bet his girlfriend sits on his face and rips out a big one while yelling WAH
I roll my eyes and go to a different tab
Look at his tweet after losing to Leo last night, he tweeted an anti-john and he's never stopped saying Pika is sick.
>Marss MKLeo
Fun is about to be sapped
Holy fuck a top player is actually putting out a decent post about Leffen's bullshit.
They aren't. ESAM said it himself, leffen has him blocked
>he doesn't want a 5/10 Smashfag gf
Why not, user?
>you're gay
>you're mentally ill
unironically based
>they still haven't fixed the bracket on the stream
>you are mentally ill go to therapy
Made me spit my fucking drink, hahahahha
Considering how hot she is, that must be a treat.
I don't disagree with Esam, but are people outside of Smash scenes sick of him? I thought Leffen got along really well with the DBFZ scene.
women scare me
>vikkikity
fuck this, where's the mute button
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I'm afraid of commitment because I have abandonment issues
Have you SEEN his defense force?
Literally go to any Leffen tweet and anyone saying anything slightly negative about him will result in various replies telling that guy to fuck off and leave Leffen alone.
>Vikki
>Hazmat
O dear god
guess I'll just watch the stream muted
Who keeps giving this woman work?
I miss protobanham
I'm just here for the lewdposting, desu
Why do incels hate vikki?
you can tell she completely owns his boipussy
People who want to mouthfuck an easy 6/10
She's such a fucking disgusting whore. imagine cheating on locus.
>T-TSM...
Secondaries who like the design. Simon Belmont is THE Castlevania character outside of Alucard, and the one most people predicted when the rumours of a CV rep came about. Naturally, people who wanted to look like they knew the franchise flocked to Richter since he wasn't as well known, so they assumed he was a fan favourite.
To see this in action, I believe Etika's reaction video has him say "MAN I WANTED RICHTER" even though he doesn't know who it is until the name comes up - despite anyone who knows Richter would know it from the quote he says beforehand.
6/10
get better standards
Not sure about DBFZ but he's always pedantic about every scene, always complaining about timezones and schedules, about how little money he makes, about how his opinion is always right etc
>Vikki
>Hazmat
For fuck sakes, tell me they'll switch off after quarters.
He's a faggot and plays a cancer character.
>but he makes people le mad so epik
Being a contrarian isn't a valid reason to like someone.
Annoying voice
>Colored hair
>Identity politics
>"you are mentally ill go to therapy"
Imagine embodying the decline of Western women this hard
Her voice and completely uninsightful commentary
It's time. The Audience is hyped as hell for Mega Man to win.
I prefer Julius over Simon desu
>Considering how hot she is,
The green hair kills it straight away, it looks fucking awful. I don't want to date a goddamn skittle
post some pits plz
woman bad
Does Marss even know how to play megaman? He's no kameme with megaman
She's a Nintendo ambassador like D1.
>decide to watch shine after nairo's win clips
>go to stream
>hear vilkki
>leave stream
Did this nigger really call him Sojo
Why do they still push melee Jesus fucking Christ leave that shit in the dumpster. Solved shit game.
>shit commentators
Yay
this is what you get for switching to a character for what you think is an easy win bitch
Marss gona get rekt
Marss going megaman?, why not honestly ZSS?, he has no japanese megaman
>MKLEO
>JOKER
>PS2
>DRAGDOWN+USMASH
Pottery
Are you supposed to pronounce the "e" at the end of "Arsene," or not?
why is this whore vikki always fucking commentating jesus christ
are you saying you wouldn't date jolyne from jojo? fucking gay
RIP MARSS
lol get fucked Day 1 megameme
>shmegma man vs leo
finally some GOOD shit
Unironically knows far too little to be commentating this late in bracket.
Muh
Marss is a cunt? He looks like a cunt
They hate women.
Arsene Lupin is a French name.
>mkleo loses to kameme mrgaman
>Marss immediately switches to it
What a fucking bitch.
I know he's played Mega Man before, but at this level you need more than "knowing" to use MM to beat Leo.
Joker says "R-SEN"
Nope.
The man commentator pronounce it correctly
Arse-n
Its "Are-sen"
>I don't want to date a goddamn skittle
Don't worry, you won't. You've likely never even kissed a girl. You're retarded if you think she is ugly, and so is anyone else in this thread if they actually believe that.
it's are-sen
No
I love May
>doesnt even needs platform to dragdown
People are desperate. Leo is basically Armada at this point.
>Constantly goes "dude zss is trash guess I must be a god XD"
>Went apeshit when someone yelled "HE'S GONNA JUMP"
yes
Post actual lewd art please.
>freckles
FFFUUUUUUCK
I wish kameme would come to more US tournaments.
what a dumbass
break the targets
based
you can stop larping as a normalfag now
He picked specific music?
Of Pichu preferably
>woman commenting
Smash that mute button
he's had Megaman as a secondary for months you fucking dipshit
Hey. Do you guys know how to solve chronic tabbing issues? Do you think this is too many tabs?
Arsene is a good mechanic
>The woman commentator's voice
That's not a woman, is it? Or does she just have a horrible voice?
HE'S GONNA JUMP
Say what you will about Vikki, I prefer her manly voice over that faggot vish anyday.
This artist knows what's up
i wish i could mute the commentators
the first two are legitimate
latter
Even Mango called him out
All I know is he said he's have beat GO1 in THAT set if he wasn't using A21. Like what a dumb ass thing to say.
Why did he think to switch to Megaman? Thats honestly insulting to the other megaman players who beat Joker, given the context
>I've never kissed a girl so neither have you!
Even if I was LARPing the point is she is far from ugly, green hair or not.
music counterpick is the key to victory
WTF BROS YOU TOLD ME ESAM WAS A PASSIVE BASEDBOY KEK, TURNS OUT HE'S ACTUALLY BASED
She's got a neet female roommate that sniffs jockstraps and masturbates on the couch while playing GameCube games and eating pizza on the couch voice
vikki is unironically commentating better than hazmat
Any more than 3 is too many, apart from specific circumstances.
MARS DROP CHOKE
The absolute fucking STATE of Marss
what a retard
Marss shook, game over just SD son and take it to game 3.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MARSS
>this much porn
stop being a cumskull for one
if i feel ive got too many tabs ill just bookmark a few and close them
Good job user, you're better than another user on the internet who you'll never converse with again.
>complains and doesn't do anything about it
>based
Fucking hell bros how do I get a goddamn GF, FUCK. If this ugly shit can get that, surely I have SOME chance, right?!
>Kaiji (N64)
>MKleo racks up 100% damage outside of arsene every stock
>OMG ARSENE IS BROKEN NERF NERF NERF
He literally plays better without Arsene. Why the complaints?
I didn't mind until I unmuted and realized he was shilling brawlhalla. That garbage offends me.
>Whiff Fsmash
>Spotdodge
>Another Fsmash
If even the best player in the world does it, it works
the fuck is he supposed to do about it, go fuck leffen in the ass?
For everyone in brackets, it's the moment for them to shine.
For leo, its just another payday.
what can you do about retards parroting a drama queen?
how the fuck Marss beat Leo in smash factor?
what a god
This is actually impressive. I am really curious to know why you have 4 different browsers.
tweek is a z list celeb she can use to make herself psuedo famous
you are not
HE WENT BACK SO FAST
So, why can't marss do this again, he beat LEO in motherfucking MEXICO
Because Arsene takes a character that is arguably already top tier and make him better in almost every way.
And he gets it for getting hit, pretty much guaranteed every stock if not twice a stock, it's an awful mechanic.
i miss snake
He's a chad
Go to the gym
Eat better
Have regular showers
Go to social gatherings
Don't expect it to happen easily, Tweek is a "top" player so he gets a free gf who only uses him for popularity.
Holy shit Marss can't deal with it.
marss is pretty good sometimes
This. Leo is just good. I used to bitch about Arsene as a quickplay shitter, but now I'm not a fucking retard when fighting Joker.
He doesn't look like one
Leo is clearly the better player in this set and is assfucking Marss. But there are sets where Leo gets bodied, gets Arsene, and immediately destroys the opponent by doing undeserved unga bunga Arsene shit.
base joker is not arguably top tier get the fuck out of here
MKLeo mains Joker because Joker is almost as fast as the slowest character in Melee
It's so sad that we'll never have an Ultimate with Ally now
You don't know what you've got till it's gone
*up airs you to 40%*
nothing personnel.....kid....
He has money and fame. You have neither. Autism is what makes you think "he's ugly, how come he can get a girl and I can't?"
Arsene is the Vtrigger of Smash, it shouldn't exist
BLUE
FUCN IMG
BOARD
ILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT
You just seem like a porn addict. If you closed all the tab of your google/bing searches you'd literally have like 6 tabs.
disgusting
May!
You have to be PGR ranked and are then put on a waiting list. the Crimson Blob will then notify you when he has chosen from a pool of twitter thot's for you to have. You can than either accept or be put on the waiting list, typically between 6 months and a year.
Your first time on Yea Forums buddy? It's considered polite to lurk for a few months before posting.
>only and option when you position yourself in range above a platform
>can easily sdi out
wow so broken. 40% isnt even a particularly big combo, you ever seen what peach and oli can do?
Only MkLeo can get anywhere with Joker. All the others drown in pools.
>you're better than
????
You seem to be missing the very simple point, I can't make it any clearer. Enjoy being a dumbass who lacks basic reading comp.
MKleos Edgeguarding is fucking inspired
FUCKING FAGGIT *ROLLS UP SLEEVE* *STARTS PMBEATING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU* OH YEAH SISSY BOY TAKE IT HARD
>ONONONO STOP PLEAAASE
ok
*turns super saiyan*
so, what now?
HOW THE FUCK IS MKLEO SO GOOD?
If you wanted more you could just say so instead of playing this retarded tsundere game
3-0'd bitch
Joker is such a dull character to watch. The crowd was so quiet.
>OH KNKNONO MY SUPER SAIYAM TURNED OFF BDCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD NOOO
>WAAA
*WHAP*
can this faggot stop trying to make "sojo" a thing?
She cosplays and posts pics of her self all the time and is pretty, that's enough to garner attention from most men on the net. She doens't need Tweek for followers or popularity, at all. Hell most people don't even know he has a GF. It's either money of she's mentally ill...oh look, she IS mentally ill.
so?
Games in which the villain wins?
>Go to social gatherings
How?
What a shit argument, can you please leave?
Didn't Leo say he was going to play Corrin?
>all these fucking gamerbrains
How did Marss ever beat MKLeo TWICE at Smash Factor? The power gap seems so huge again.
This commentator is really trying his hardest to make SoJo a real term.
MK (Forma de LEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Zackray just won a major with Joker.
Face it, Joker is a clear top tier, possibly the best character in the game, he just actually requires practice and skill to be good, which is why most Ult shitters can't use him well.
Damn, even that rather crusty MM managed to make a close game 3. Maybe he's the secret sauce.
>Had Leo for about 40 seconds at high% and Joker without Arsene
>Plays patient, doesn't seal the kill
>ARSENE IS OUT
>Eats a dick
What was Marss expecting, honestly?
shitter mentality, leo is so good everyone wants to see him lose to feel any kind of emotion.
Ally's Snake was literally my favorite player to watch. Of all the people to get falsely MeToo'd...
character is not broken
Holy fucking hell, Marss got rocked
People thought Ultimate was dead when there were 3 Snakes in top 8 at Pound...
Little did we know, Ultimate would truly die when Ally left...
yawn
I feel like if Marss had time for more practice, that megaman of his would have been a good counterpick.
Literally means nothing
>Jerk off to your step mom
You're alright, user.
Call me when Zackray beats KEN, who stomps him every time they meet. You're not trying to say Sonic is higher than mid tier, right?
>Zackray just won a major with Joker.
Forgeting the other 6 tournies he drowned in with Joker?
My only issues with Arsene is that Joker barely loses any meter for getting combo'd when he does have him and the fuck huge counter hitbox.
I dont like him now, he counterpicked a character he wasnt good at just to cheese a win against MKleo and he FAILED
I actually like leo and his playstyle, but I just wanna root for ANYONE else to win. I'm okay with him winning and happy he's doing so well but man you just wanna see someone else have a chance
Zackray's the best Joker in Japan and easily a top 5 player in the country. He also spent several tournies maining him and getting his ass kicked along the way.
I have money. You chucklefucks said that was enough. I have to be well known too?
I think HazMatt is my favourite commentator
>Character that takes time to learn how to use takes time to win tournies.
Can you read you dumb nigger?
If you watch anyone else play Joker, it's not even close. They look like they're playing fucking Smash 4 or Brawl or something, slow as ass and complete garbage.
I don't even play Joker, I just don't think he's OP.
LET'S GO SAMSORA!
He's been fiddling with wires for a while
Actually yes, please. That seems to get these kind of threads nuked.
This set was sad to watch, Marss barely knew what he was doing
Crowd is full of fags that want le ebin upset, honestly with how shit marss was playing he didn't deserve the crowd, but what else is new
Who knows, he might have had a chance if he actually invested in the character (like kameme) and not just picking it next tourney after seeing leo lose to megaman
what if winners finals is sam vs mkleo again then smashcon19 happens again
Samsora is literally the only one who can beat leo at this point, cause Nairo sure as hell aint gonna do it.
leo did shit when he first picked up joker too dumb retard
Maybe stop focusing on the winner and focus on the matches
it wasnt a major and zackray lost a few tourneys with joker beforehand as well, not to mention hes considered the most talented player in japan so it not like hes getting carried because hes done similar things with 3 other character from what ive seen
>dabuz
ugh
Megaman isn't high tier either and it's been demonstrated that he has a decent to favorable matchup against Joker.
Bros can you tell me why ranks from 2 to 49 can all be different in Ultimate, but the rank 1 is always MKLeo?
>samsora vs dabuz
See you later faggots
Wait, we didn't get the commercial break with the unskippable ad with the stupid YA BOI guy? I thought they did that between every match.
>complaining about cheesing while Leo rides piggyback on Joker for wins who will immediately jump on the Chrom train when he's inevitably nerfed.
Oh, the irony.
What a bunch of dumb suggestions lol. Yea Forums, retarded and socially inept as always. The only decent one you posted was go to social gatherings, but if you think this basement dwellers are capable of that, I have a bridge to sell ya
Les Lèvres Terribles has entered the stage
Nobody has a problem with Leo, if he was doing the same thing with any other character people would love him. People hate joker.
yes it is.
>64, Pikachu is broken, every one gets top 8 with pikachu
>melee, fox is broken, everyone gets top 8 with fox
>brawl, metaknight is broken, everyone gets top 8 with metaknight
>smash 4, bayoneta is broken, everyone and their mothers gets top 8 with bayoneta.
>Ultimate 4, "joker is broken", only one mexican is getting at top 8 with him
Leo's Joker also lost to KEN you know
One person playing a character doesn't invalidate the character being top 5, Jiggs in melee literally proves you wrong
OUR GUYS ARE PLAYING NOW i'm scared. What do you think Yea Forums?
>2011+8
>still hating dabuz
Can Bayonetta get faster smashes now that Joker is her but better?
Samsora is gay?
>samsora went to mexico to train with mkleo
holy shit
throw a crab at dabuz
Well dabuz is about to lose
he's heterosexual, but very flamboyant.
You think he actually uses them?
>64, Pikachu is broken, every one gets top 8 with pikachu
>melee, fox is broken, everyone gets top 8 with fox
>brawl, metaknight is broken, everyone gets top 8 with metaknight
Proof you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
I dunno about that. I mean, he could've switch off to another character in his third match if that was his intention but he didn't. From a pure fundamental's standpoint, Megaman does seem like it has the skillset to counter Joker.
ROSALINA
WILL
NEVER
WIN A MAJOR
>won a major
Stop posting when you don't now what a fucking major is. No he didn't
I'm not saying he isn't top tier, I just don't think he's complete bullshit compared to the other top tiers.
Time to see who's the superior Mario waifu.
Like prince? based
Admittedly, that advice is better for college/uni ages, once you're beyond that it gets a lot harder.
It can be replaced with any way that gets you out and mixing with a lot of people. Any local clubs involving sports are good, running clubs are good for getting out as well since doing any exercise with people you know is a lot easier, I'd also recommend an amateur dramatics group since you can always take a behind the scenes job.
*adjusts mic*
>peach mains
>straight
I guess you can say that Dabuz is shindeiru.
I hate his nigger lips
>tournies
>plural
Call me when he consistently wins worldwide like MKleo.
holy shit, Rosalina wishes she was the shadow of his smash 4 iteration.
Metrosexuals have existed since the dawn of time, the early 80's
Dabuz is /ourguy/
>palutena and rosalina basically swapped tier positions going from 4 to ultimate
Based
I bet you think you're clever. FYI, these pics don't offend me and I doubt they do anyone else here. Buts it's hard to have a legitimate discussion when cum skulls post their shitty porn and end up derailing thread after thread. Have sex, dilate, cope etc.
Armada
huh? which dimension are you in?
pffft, yeah right
>Leo wins with Ike
>wtf ike is broken nerf ike
>Leo wins with Lucina
>wtf nerf lucina, so broken, Leo is carried
Smash community has a peabrain
Eyebrows ruin it.
Yeah I'm working now and have no idea how to mingle. I'm too scared to try dating apps and have no idea how to find other people with similar interests. I think I'm just fucked.
Give me your number then.
>first place at an s tier gets less than 4k
lol
Dabuz looks like a stupid loser geek! I hope he loses!
>love Asanagi's weird marshmallow faces and thicc bodies
>don't like how everything he makes ever is "HRRRRGGGGHH YOU STUPID BITCH GET RAPED BY GIGANIGGAS RAAAAAAGH I HATE WIMMEN" over and over and over again
Even Nagatoro guy did some corny vanilla dude, you're getting too samey
HYAA HAAAAAA!!
Tweek is
A) cute
B) not spending all his time on a website for /pol/tards and incels
C) talented enough to be a decent smash player
You are a nobody. Its always hilarious to see Yea Forums shit on women (UGH TWEEK'S GF IS SO UGLY LOL) and then immediately get thirsty as fuck (WTF BROS HOW COME NO COMFY GF TO SIT ON MY FACE)
If anyone is wondering, Dabuz plays Rosa in the hopes that the balance team watches his VODs and buffs her.
Its worked so far for the last 2 patches
he's such a nerd
thanks for proving my point.
>if he was doing the same thing with any other character people would love him. People
I see you weren't here when everyone was calling for Ike nerfs.
He's a natural God at this game. I asked him last night how he practices at the game, and do you know what he said?
>I just play the game, you know?
you realize jigglypuff is better than fox right?
dumb retard, 20xx isnt real.
in ACTUAL GAMES, puff is easily the best in the game.
>He's from Estado de Mexico
Like a 2 hour ride from where I live.
He's fucking evolving. If Samsora wins today we'll have officially entered a new era of ultimate
Nairo came very close at SSC (and beat his Ike twice in the past). honestly this might be his tournament if he can finally figure out Marss
>two foxes
>proving your point
lol
Holy shit Vikki. Might as well @Leffen.
Rosa is cool to watch, literally no one plays her
>I bet you think you're clever. FYI, these pics don't offend me and I doubt they do anyone else here. Buts it's hard to have a legitimate discussion when cum skulls post their shitty porn and end up derailing thread after thread. Have sex, dilate, cope etc.
When it's the same 8 people in top every single solitary time, it makes the world feel really small.
does dabuz wear lipstick
now post melees top 8 for shine 2019
This retarded argument again?
Leos Ike and Lucina didn't win close to as many tournies as his Joker does.
>master1200
Click the image when browsing pixiv for the full resolution.
>ACTUAL GAMES
So, only when Hbox plays?
stop being so mean
He's smashing her?
>adjusts mic
>touches face
>adjusts tv
>drinks water
>touches face again
No, Dalips just has powerful suction cups
why is it always the same 10 people on top over and over and over
Are they keeping secrets from every other player?
Yeah it's always absolutely hilarious when different posters have different opinions. Absolutely a riot dude.
>Leos Ike and Lucina didn't win close to as many tournies as his Joker does.
Prove it.
Who \Samsora\ here?
Remember when Rosalina could just teleport Luma to her? Those were dark days.
Dabuz plays Rosa because Kirihara was doing well with her in Japan
Yes, and they are not the only players that get top 8 with fox, mkleo is the only one getting top 8 with joker, heck even top 16 or 32
wtf captain falcon is broken
entirely seeding
Just checking, but are people losing on purpose to coast on the loser's bracket instead of having to face MkLeo?
yes, and peach mains aren't those
UH OH
twitter.com
Imagine lacking so much of self awareness
yes, top players train in secret so that they dont get downloaded
It's how every tournament for every thing works. That's why the format was invented, it's the best you can get to showcase someone's skill, especially double elimination.
Guess Jiggs is a bad character then...damn...
Okay but how is her body?
Fox still shits on puff, HBox is just unironically better than the current crop of melee players using Fox with the exception of Leffen, who guess what, routinely beats HBox.
why is he so fucking mad?
They grind more than the rest. Yes this is true, Ultimate players are notorious for not grinding, we knew this before Leffen bitched about it
He plays it alright, for 12 hours a day
And your retarded argument is assuming if he didn't use those people wouldn't hate him, maybe you don't remember but almost everyone wanted him to lose for a while, after smash conference, genesis etc.
Leo has a damn near 109% win rate with Joker. Ike/Lucina were stomping early, but he was getting solved before Joker cane out.
hes a swedish cuck
>good sport
>KEEPING TO HIMSELF
That's not Samsora.
>THOSE FACES LOOOL XD
the country of the average ecuck fagboy.
but I mean are the other 1000 players not trying at all?
Smash is not that deep, very suspicious that its literally the same at the top every single time
this game is so boring to watch
Fantastic. She is hot. There is no arguing it. And Tweek is sliding his cock into it. Just let it go, Yea Forums
>have no idea how to find other people with similar interests
This may not be useful since I live in a tiny town in Bongland, but looking through local papers is a good place to start. My town has a small 30 page paper that comes out monthly and details various meetups and gatherings for all sorts of interests, and welcome anyone as long as you're not a dick. Of course, if all you're interested in is vidya that's not going to help, but if you live in a city with a board game shop they often do events for people to take part in.
Dating apps are responsible for a lot more long-lasting relationships than they get credit for, as long as you're not using ones that are explicitly for hookups. Being confident in yourself is what lets other people find out about you, and they can't get to know you if they have no way of knowing who you are.
His bf left him
Based dabuz repping rosalina
>Rosa has trouble killing at 140%
>Peach rarely needs to go past 90%
How is this fair
Why the fuck would you do that?
Nice false flag you fucking zoomer, you can enjoy more than one game
Why does Leffen think it's a massive 'gotcha' that Ulti players don't alarm clock a full day training with their mains? No one gives a fuck how Melee does things.
the moment I see someone do anything close to what leo does with joker and win I'll admit he's carried, until then keep seething
Samsora is genuinely confused holy shit
Oh SHIT. What happened to MacD? I forgot all about him.
most people that go to tournaments arent actually trying that hard and grinding day and night to win like leo and tweek, theyre just there to have fun
I thought he was using olimar, rosa is cool
Zero is doing better, Banessa is hotter.
damn rosa is sick
>why characters not identical
>nosering
disgusting
probably because rosalina has a familiar and can kill you at like 50 with up air mix ups
people who think 'joker is carried by leo'
is peach somehow bad too because only samsora is good with him?
stop being retarded. theres little jokers because hes a dlc character so most people already had mains, leos the only one who even bothered to pick him up because his current main (ike) was getting rotated out of the meta.
Those thousands of players don't get the experience of fighting other equally matched players. Like right now, Dabuz and Samsora are pretty even, and this match is only making both of them better.
There's really not anything suspicious. In Smash, you can feel like the best player ever against most players only to meet some player who don't even let you fucking land on the stage.
>Smash is not that deep, very suspicious that its literally the same at the top every single time
Love when this argument comes up, then the people that make it never actually get anywhere. Could it possibly be that you are wrong? No, no, there must be a conspiracy of some sort.
No, that'd mean facing Leo in GF at a disadvantage. At least there's no Kameme here to send him to losers and activate his MKLeo Blanco form.
Theyre both Zoners yet one is super powerful and the other isnt
You cucks would get mad if any of the top tiers from 4 are good again. That’s why
Bottom panel looks like anime Rob Liefeld shit
>carried
No one seriously thinks Leo is being carried you dumb shit.
Does Melee Fox carry people? No but he's still the best character..
>Ness tattoo
Does she actually main Ness or is she just a retard?
he's still going?
That's actually pretty normal. Luma pokes an absurd amount of damage. It's not uncommon for characters to reach 200% when facing against Rosalina.
...
post that one vikkikitty image, you know the one
his Ike got solved quickly by Light and Nairo at Glitch, his Lucina got bodied by Tweek at Frostbite, and later lost to people like Mr. R and ESAM.
people have already forgotten about the era of Leo getting 7th at Prime Saga and Pound. there's a reason he switched to Joker.
that said, people still bitched about Ike and Lucina, and they were wrong. Joker isn't broken either, but I think he is better than Lucina, and possibly the best character in the game
Based
Before playing Salem he was all
>"Guys, it's all in good fun! Regardless of who wins may the best player win"
After beating him he went a week straight
>LMAOOOOOO ULT PLAYERS ARE SO SHITTTTT
Not saying Salem didn't deserve it but he is very insufferable.
quirky i'm a gamer who doesn't love rpgs but earthbound is special tat
>implying hbox is the only jigglypuff EVER that has result with her.
lol, its like you ignoring a decade of melee.
Rosa is boring as fuc
>peach
>zoner
3D is PD
anyone playing Hero or is he shit?
>Samsora trying to keep from smiling
>keeps cracking a bit
heh.
She's more fun in this game than she was in Smash 4 though. At least now she has actual mobility and no endlag on aerials.
>with the exception of Leffen, who guess what, routinely beats HBox.
>Routinely beats Hbox
He's had a few sets lately that he won, but his score last year was crushingly Hboxfavored, and Hbox has the better head to head all-time.
Last time Leffen actually won the head to head with Hbox for the year was 2015.
Leffen does not routinely beat Hbox.
He shit, still no results worth crying about
and still no good hero's, not even joker had results this earlier, we have to wait.
As far as I know Leffen pretty much abandoned the game after he kept getting slapped by the nips and burgers. Didn't cause a lot of problems but that was because he didn't have the influence he has in Smash.