IT'S Yea ForumsIDYA SMACKDOWN, MAGGOT.
FOUR OF THE MOST ICONIC VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS WILL BRAWL IT OUT AGAINST ANOTHER, BEEFED-UP VERSION OF A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER.
YOU (YES, YOU!) DECIDE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TURN, STARTING WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING (((CHARACTERS))).
>PHASE ONE: RECRUITMENT
NAME ANY VIDEOGAME CHARACTER YOU'D LIKE (IT HAS TO BE A VIDYA ORIGIN CHARACTER-- OR IT WON'T COUNT!), AND IF YOUR POST ENDS IN ONE OF THESE FIVE LUCKY NUMBERS, THAT CHARACTER IS IN.
dylann roof
Revolver Ocelot
Tifa!
Sam!
Do it.
Edelgard
V from DMC5
Shovel knight
Springtron
i wanna see these two fuck
THE AMAZONIAN DEFENDER!
I know it's obvious, but Mario.
CAN'T SCAT THE KAT!
this dude
>three 3's
Winrars
Get for 2b
still no 9 or 8 GET
EGG MAN
A BIG HAND FOR THE BIG BAND!
I don't think I'll get, but iunno a Moogle
Probably a script.
Sunday is such a fucking boring day.
You suck, sunday
8 get
THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE. Now, where's the big boss
Already claimed.
based
based and killerpilled
WAIT NEVERMIND!
THE BIG BOSS!
FUCK 2B
He’s in
HE can't lose
>fuck did I leave the stove on?
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK
IT'S TOO LATE
What's next?
Bump
We wait for op to finish drawing.
THE VIEWERS HAVE CALLED IN. THEY HAVE DEMANDED THEIR FAVORITE ICONS OF Yea ForumsIDYA TO RISE UP TO THE CHALLENGE AND FIGHT FOR GLORY.
FOR ALL BALANCING PURPOSES, THE LEFT SIDE GET TO STRIKE FIRST AGAINST THE GARGANTUAN MONKEY.
>1,7,6,8 DECIDE LEFT SIDE'S ATTACK.
>0 DECIDES RIGHT SIDE'S ATTACK.
bump
bfg
>Lanky cast necromancy! Chunky Kong has been summoned!
>Enker attacks!
>Kat attacks!
>Sam attacks!
>R.O. shoots Lanky!
Use a gun. And if that don't work use more gun.
HE stretch
use Kamikaze
>Hating on Katt
Katt is a fighter, you zoomer. GO PLAY BREATH OF FIRE 2.
Anyways, she uses Fireball
>Fireball: Katt summons giant flame serpents to deal massive damage.
X thinks of important ones waiting back home. All stats increase by 1.
welp
If left: Sam goes in for a simple stab
If right: Lank throws a stretched arm punch
Welp, that was a short Smackdown.
See ya guys next week.
We won
Ocelot fires a few ricochet shots at Lanky
Banana Peel trap
WHILE SAM AND REV DICKED AROUND LIKE A COUPLE OF BITCHES, THE OTHER BITCH AND ELECTRO-NIGGA ACTIVATED THEIR ATTACK-- JUST AS THE LANK PREPARED TO SCORE WITH 72 VIRGINS.
NOW YOU MUST LEND THE FIGHTERS YOUR STRENGTH. REPLY TO THIS POST, YOUR LAST NUMBER WILL EMPOWER THE APPROPRIATE ATTACK! WINDOW OPEN FOR 7 MINUTES.
IF YOU ROLL A 0 YOU INSTANTLY DIE LIKE A BITCH.
Empower, Go!
FOR ALLAH
Take my energy!
TAKE MY ENERGY
Take my power.
We're all going to die isn't it?
Uhh so who dies?
IT'S OVER
He said you die, nigga
Can I die after I see the battle end?
I CAST SUICIDE
no
rollin'
NIGGAS DOING DAMAGE OVER HERE. ALSO REV DIED BECAUSE HE HAD TERMINAL AIDS BEFORE HE JOINED THE LINEUP BECAUSE HE'S GAY AND YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER CHARACTER.
ANYWAY, ATTACKS AGAIN.
>1,4,5 DECIDE LEFT ATTACK.
>7 DECIDES RIGHT ATTACK.
Puff Puff
eat his pants
Use Phoenix Down on Ocelot
DETONATE
Inflate everybody to crush him
Turn everyone into a nigger
flamethrower
Time travel condom on Ocelot
ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!
Use Thief to steal the detonator
Eat a banana. Gain 'Smirk' status.
WE INTERRUPT THIS ATTACK BECAUSE BONER, THE VIDYA PUP, FUCKING RAN INTO THE BATTLEFIELD AND THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE FLAGGED BY THE FAGS OVER AT PETA UNLESS HE IS DEALT WITH.
3 DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS FUCKING DICKEATING BREED SO THE SHOW CAN CONTINUE.
Join HE
Everyone starts kicking it
The dog is also a bomb
Lanky eats it to gain its power.
he single handedly kills the lank but becomes the new boss fight
He just pisses on Ocelot and fucks off
He replaces Ocelot. He is made wear Ocelot's clothing so PETA won't notice anything.
The lank absorbs it, healing and becoming more powerful than you could possibly imagine
Lank wears it as a hat
He gets pet on the head for being a good dog and trying his best and then gets adopted to a nice family.
Dog multiplies
The dog gets banned by the mods for being vidya related
The dog chases Kat away.
Dog mauls Sam then fucks off
the dog ending from silent hill 2 happens and only serves as a way for the party to run away
Dog becomes a mount for Lank.
Dog joins the right party!
he cums and shows over
Dog becomes Blade Wolf and join the battle against Lank
The dog rolls a >3 granting him ultimate power. He then fuses with lank to become Doggy Kong
HE'S HIS OWN MASTER NOW
Dog thinks this party blows, pisses on the floor and fucks off before anyone rolls a 3
Boy, don't make me get the newspaper!
Dog is the true boss identity.
Dog fucks the humanoid cat and knots her.
The party failed to deal with the dog in time! PETA is here and joins Lanky's party!
Look at what you fucking did.
YOU JUST KNOW
bruh
Dog turn into nigger and join the boss side
Kek
Unoriginal but about fucking time
pup revives ocelot and ocelot gains a 2x attack boost for 2 turns
For fucks sake. I really wanted someone to get knotted.
I thought you helped me got it with that reroll.
OH FUCK
THAT NIGGA WAS THE OTHER NIGGA THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME!!!!
IN LIGHT OF THIS DISCOVERY I DRANK WATER IT WAS GOOD IT TASTED LIKE PEE
BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING /ic/ DEATHMATCH ROUND.
>OPEN UP PAINT, QUICKLY DRAW THE CHARACTER YOU WANT DEAD IN THIS MATCH. THE CHARACTER WITH MOST UPLOADED ORIGINAL ARTWORK MSPAINT IMAGES WITHIN 7 MINUTES FUCKING DIES.
BEGONE THOT
Get her out of here.
Sorry mate, was the first thing I tough.
I choose Sam.
HE DIED, FUNS OVER. YOU CAN THANK THIS DUMBFUCK FOR DOING IT. THANKS ALOT user, YOU RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.
SORRY KIDS, THIS WAS OVER 7 MINUTES. GG.
Fuck
Look at this fucking body, it doesn't need a head to kick ass.
WAIT A MINUTE...
Fuck this was mine.
Stand back guys this isn't over.
Nani
Oh shit
GUYS I JUST TALKED TO THE PRODUCERS EXCEPT THEY AREN'T THERE WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS ARE YOU ALRIG
SHUT IT DOWN IT'S IN THE SYSTEM
IT'S NOT OVER YET FOLKS
same energy
Wait, isn't sam specialized for this sort of shit?
6
shut It DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
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The great old one?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES
Fag
My evil eye... It's bleeding like crazy.
I WAS FUCKING WINNING
So this is the end of the threads
Not with chaotic porn dump
Not with a bang
But with THE GAME
Revolver Ocelot
You shouldn't have killed him now you must pay.
did I really miss this thread? fuck
Is it over, did we win?
We lost, there is no more game, there's only
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