Alright user, Cell-phone princess is on the other side of this chasm

Alright user, Cell-phone princess is on the other side of this chasm.
All you need to do is use your video game skills to get across. You've got 4 platforms, a lever, a heli-skull, and a piece of delicious fruit.
What do you do?

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>Delicious fruit
You can't trick me, I've played enough I Wanna be the Guy fangames to know the evil of that thing.
I text her telling her she's being held here against her will.
We end up just chatting about quantum mechanics and Jesus for a while since she has no idea of how to save herself.

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Can I double jump?

You have to unlock it first by defeating the dino rhino, he's the boss of the emerald caves.

Guess she's waiting then.

It's ok, she is not even gonna notice because she is busy with the phone.

Sorry OP, I only rescue furry princesses.

Alright, here's the plan.

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Of course

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This, but I'd double jump off the heli-skull first.

And I guess the princess can have the fruit.

a fine plan, user, but how can you be sure the heli-skull wont attack you?

good plan but you'll need to piss really hard if it's going to bounce that far

But if you jump off the top you'll appear at the bottom lad

Yeah, about that...

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Nothing can ever top THIS thread, it was the best.

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Oh hey thanks user, I made the original shitty paint drawing, and then some other user made the HD cool version, and thanks to him the thread lasted for like, 2 days.
Good times.

You're kidding right? That thread was on life support the entire time, it only hit bump limit because people constantly bumped it. Other threads reach 500 replies without assistance.

You didn't got the apple 0/10

user, that is a Delicious Fruit, not an apple.

Sorry I didn't read the lore of the game.

Delicious Fruit are very painful. So painful in fact, they kill you in a single hit.

APPLES DON'T FALL UP

ez pz lemon squeezy

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Throw delicious fruit at Cell-phone princess.

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>plot twist: she wasn't actually trapped

Yaknow, I thought I recognized the art style, but I wasn't sure.
Welcome back Zoot.

No need for vidya knowledge

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thanks doc

Am i the only one that thinks the robot is crying instead of being angry?

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>not suicide

just make him go to the fruit so that he dies

I'll be honest with you, I thought the heli-skull was a crying chibi squid-thing at first glance.

>no monster protecting her from the question mark man
shit thread

There's a Heli Skull right there.

can you talk to it

Sure, you can talk to it, but it won't say much back.

where is the lewd of the princess

She's too busy texting to get lewd.

She's texting her nudes to ! knight waiting for ? knight to gimp himself

So what you're saying is we should fuck the fruit.

Wait a minute...

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Fuck the robot eat the fruit ditch the girl

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The best thread was the cat witch

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wait, which one?

The cat witch princess

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That paws...

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