Hear me out, guys

I thought the only time the Yakuza dealt with women was at clubs they ran or porno shoots.

What about yakuza, but good without a cringe story?

I hate women with tattoos

there are many female yakuzi, gaijin

Remember when we got games with female leads and we didnt care?

True, true

Literally nothing feels as good as cumming in a woman you love.

Only if she throws off her shirt for the final boss on the top of a very tall building

We want sexy female leads. You dont hear bayonetta fans complaining

No, you don’t understand women in Yazuka culture.

aaaaaAAAAAH GIVE ME A PROTECTIVE YAKUZA MOMMY GF

GODDAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Leffen 6-0ing Hungrybox feels better than cumming in a woman you love

i have never loved a woman

And none of them would be suitable for any sort of role in the Yakuza games version of gang activity, Ken-Sama.

Yeah, nothing like cumming inside your daughter.

Prostate stimulation is a million times better. Also, women are not worth loving. They all have rancid personalities.

It's a video game. It wouldnt be too far fetched. Give me my yakuza mommy

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Then play Yakuza 5 and only play Haruka's part.

Female Yakuza don’t exist fucking weeb

japansubculture.com/wives-of-the-yakuza/

What is this bulging sensation in my pants

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>"Dude, what about a GTA, but with females MC?"
>"I want Bully 2 with a girl protagonist, it is gonna be epic."
>"Next Yakuza needs a female character!"

Why is this cancer so prevalent in Yea Forums? Is it newfaggotry? Anyways, the green text would be accompanied with a basedjack, if I saved that garbage.

Yeah because the yakuza games have a super realistic portrayal of the yakuza

You dont need the comma between hot and yakuza. The adjective is hot, the subject is yakuza babe. Correct usage would just be hot yakuza babe, or something like a sexy, hot yakuza babe.

The community is absolutely gay for Majima. They wouldn't like female ass

Incel spotted

Thats a fantastic Goromi my man. let me borrow it.

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Being cummed by the man you love is infinitely better

Yeah, why not play a Yakuza game with an android character, the series isn't realistic, right?

The more you learn about the Yakuza proper, the more you'll find it to be the gayest "crime" syndicate of all time.

Now that's a woman

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Hear me out
Yakuza... but with Kiryu as the main character

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Not an argument.

Yakuza is still a descriptive adjective of babe user. It's a(b(c)) in that instance.

Because lots of people on Yea Forums are thirsty turbo beta who are obsessed with women and want to see them in everything.

The incels are the ones who want every character replaced with a female they can fap to.

Get raped

Binary Domain kinda counts

If that's the argument you want to use here I'd rather have that kappa from Saejima's substory in 4 be the new MC

Literally wrong, coombrane

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the incels are the ones trying to turn every character into their waifu.

Maybe not in the same vein as what you posted but I would like to see a Yakuza game from the perspective of one of the clan members’ wife or something. Those women are almost as tough as their husbands and Japan ain’t no stranger to stories of a single woman going on a revenge fueled warpath and shit.

>can insert into a person who has flaming fists and can do crazy martial arts moves
>can insert into person who dies over and over again in shootouts with police
>can't fully relate to a character because they have different bits between their legs

user, are you by any chance a sperg or just lack general empathy?

play WET

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Sounds like shit. I never understood the appeal of playing as a female character.

Who would win in a fight? Mecha Godzilla or Kiryu

eh...NO

No, you are mistaken. You are correct in that the subject is a/the babe, but the grammatical subject is technically the yakuza babe. It would be the same if I were to say hot CIA agent. The subject is an agent, but the subject is the CIA agent. CIA is not an adjective in this form, it is part of the subject of CIA agent. The same would apply for something like the sexy science professor, the sleazy car dealer, or the cool sports athlete. It is a multi word subject.

I was gonna word it differently and changed my mind. Forgot to delete the comma. Get off my ass, nerd

Fuck

Only if the character is a total slut that sleeps her way up the Yakuza hierarchy.

That's not true. In one of the bakky "rape" videos there was a female, little browner skinned female yakuza

They should just add one as a playable side character. They had an opportunity with someone like Miss Tatsu but just left it in 0

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set it in the future with flying cars and cyborgs/robots and I am sold

I like back tatoos

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fp
bp

Holy shit someone remembered that game

Judgment has proven this right. Without the straight man the wacky side stuff just doesn't have the same appeal to it. Pocket Circuit wouldn't be the same were it not for the very serious man taking it very serious. It's like Batman doing gardening.

wtf I want to fuck Majima?

remember when WET was a pretty decent John Woo flick game and then they had to ruin it by having the ending being a QTE where you kill some geriatric broad?

/thread

this is unfair, nobody can match Kiryu in that regard
but don't tell me seeing a woman like this doing all that wacky stuff wouldn't be hilarious on its own

Do you consider Judgements main plot cringe?

Hear me out, guys.
Yakuza.. but with a trans, yakuza mtf covered in tattoos as the main character

if i want to get in to yakuza games on the pc do i need to emulate the older releases first?

Female protagonist=instant non buy

Marilyn Manson?

how's that?

>yakuza 7
>majima has a sister

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Nah, ftm crosdresser (not tranny) with lots of tattoos, scars and TIGHT FUCKING TIGHT sarashi under her jacket

Trannies are disgusting.

TAKE MY WALLET

Well, actually... ye, they are.
During Yakuza 3 some Journalist asked two ex members to play it for 10 or so hours and they said aside from the constant fist fights (they would just pull their guns and shoot the guy) it is spot on how the Yakuza works in real life. They got the social hierarchies right and even how the business tactics work.

Miss tatsu debt collector game

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No.
The Yakuza world is a world of men.

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I've actually never heard of a female yakuza before.

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>female yakuza
>not a whore/sex slave
yikes

best girl

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there might be for the gacha game, since they're introducing a new protag for that after they put ichibans story on hold.

Hot

You can tell in this thread the people who are weebs who don't actually understand how Yakuza treat women in their culture. Hint: OP is one of them.

No wonder, sega is run by the yakuza

Japs treat all women like shit by default, big news

Honestly
A game that started like a regular Yakuza game and then halfway through turned into "Survive the kaiju attack" would be kino as fuck

Dont compare trannies to real women. I used to stick up for trannies till they started invading discord and I actually had to talk to them. Nothing is more mentally deranged and utterly putrid than a tranny

>Female Yakuza
Is this a real thing? Because knowing Japan, this is most certainly not a thing.

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I dont have a source but I heard somewhere that he faked the whole article

Moshi-Moshi.

killing all faggots, jews, niggers and trannies probably would

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I know there arent hot yakuza babes running around japan assassinating motherfuckers but it gets my dick hard
t.op

>I: Is it true that there are few to none female yakuza members?

>R: You don’t see them often. Well, actually almost never. But once while I was still working as a police officer, I did meet a female boss. […]

>I: In Tokyo?

>R: Yes, she was the boss of a tekiya group. She’s passed away now, but I did meet her long ago.

>I: What kind of woman was she?

>R: Well. She was just an ordinary old lady. Her group wasn’t very big. About 10 people maybe? It was originally her husband’s group, but then her husband passed away and she took over. […] I’d been in the police force for a long time [roughly 40 years] but in the end, no matter how long you search there’s hardly any female bosses. Maybe just a handful…

Neat

>a yakuza game where you play as someone who could never join the yakuza
yeah sounds like a great fucking idea, retard. If you want so desperately to play as a "girl who is really strong and in a gang" motif it either needs to be a gang that actually has women in it, like a biker gang, or a fictional gang so the rules are more flexible.

>Yakuza but with good combat
This and also Yakuza without having weird white lights shining from the middle of everyone's pupils.

Based

It is a thing, but it's uncommon.
They don't hold much sway within the Yakuza, and they're mostly used for blackmailing and luring into the sex trade, but they are, for the most part, treated very well, and the wives and girlfriends of high-ranking members are treated with the same esteem and privliges as the members themselves.

Man I don't remember that at all, I guess it's time to replay 4.

I dunno, I think that Majima's side stuff in Y0 worked pretty well. It was written pretty differently than Kiryu's stuff, though.

They have dojima's hot wife doing important shit in the Tojo clan. It's not that far fetched

this dude had the right idea

Isn't a transvestite a tranny?

Guys I'm thinking that this post is extremely Based. And redpilled too.

Nop. End of discussion.

Transvestite is just a guy who likes to wear women's clothes. They don't actually identify themselves as women.

No, transvestites are not trannies. Trannies mutilate themselves with hormones or surgeries in an attempt to become women because they are insane. Transvestites are just crossdressers and do not believe they are women and do not want to be women.

>mutilate themselves with hormones

Hell yes.

The main series is a real sausage fest. It would be a nice change of pace for a butch female perspective. The series is always about how these manly Yakuza types, main ally characters excepted, aren't really real men, so a badass woman putting them in their place is the same basic premise.

Also the main characters in Yakuza series are never in the Yakuza for more than the first 1/2 hour of the game so the no-women-in-the-real-Yakuza issue isn't a problem.

>qt whiteboi
>wander into the wrong neighborhood at night
>accosted by multiple amazon nigresses
>take you home and gangbang you into oblivion
>blackmailed with pictures of you in the nude with ahegao
>forced to get king of spades tattoo and become their sex slave

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hot as fuck, though I'm not sure about the tattoo

What are some good Yakuza woman porn?

Fuck, now I want femMajima

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taking hormones is in fact mutilation. it ruins your body permanently in ways that are purely harmful.

I'd be down.

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bleached is sometimes done well, but the tattoo shit is pure cringe.

>blackmailed with pictures of you in the nude with ahegao
I never got this running thing in doujins. Just say you were raped and get them arrested

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But you can never be married now

"Oh no I'm so ashamed! I don't want the police to find this out...!"

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Sauce? I am getting no hits

Only if I can play all the game nude otherwise I'm not interested

amazing taste. dojima was a faggot.

it's the first fucking result on yandex you stupid BITCH

Nah.
I want a highschool delinquents Yakuza-like game where you beat the fuck out of other school gangs.

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played the demo years back. would buy the game if i was not such a poorfag back then.

Wasn't Uppers kinda like this.

Alternate universe /pol/
>"Fucking Shanice and A'isha subhumans are always committing crime"
>"Daily reminder to take the Asian man pill. White men are too maleist and social-justice now."
>"Did you hear about those white boys who were raped by burka savages at Cologne"
>"Chinese businesswoman are coming over here and stealing our men. They won't stop until they've RICE.com'd the entire planet."

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I know [leather] pants are just synthetic fibers these days but they're still hot as fuck. Too bad about that horrible high waistband though. Can't wait for that trend to fuck off again.

This makes me sad we didn't get a story where Kiryu becomes an actual dad and his daughter grows up with Kiryus ideologies and guts and we get to choose her scenario starting from gradeschool.

Instead we get an adopted daughter that does idol-shit, gets impregnated by a Yakuza mutt and we get to look after her fatherless son like a cuck.

Kenka Bancho and Kunio-kun games?

HNNNG I want a woman controlled dystopian future where I'm sold off as a sex slave and treated like a piece of meat by gangs of women

Yeah, but the artstyle was too mangaish, I want something similar to Yakuza with this setting.
Best thing would be that in the sequel, the hero join a Yakuza family

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Kenka Bancho

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Id love a tomboy yakuza waifu.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.

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No wait ok: Yakuza game... where Fujimura Taiga is the main character.

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>Taiga anything
Sign me up.

sure why not

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so now that 4-5 are getting released in February, how long until the PC release? by the end of 2020?

It's not exactly hard to portray the criminal organization itself, so I think it does that part at least close to right, it's just the rest of the stuff where it goes off the rails, and that's good. I would love me a female Yakuza lieutenant character in a similar role that Majima has in most games. Not as your friend, but not as your enemy either. I don't think it would even be impossible for the series to pull that off without feeling really forced.

fpbp
Women are not meant to be in the yakuza.

But cumming in my mom is illegal, user.

If we're lucky we'll get 3 by the time 4 releases for the PS4.

If not we'll have to wait until next year.

No. Yakuza is one of the only Japanese video game series that hasn't been made for/ruined by kumbrains.

Let's keep it that way.

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>woman fighting off groups of 5+ strong men with weapons
Some things push suspension of disbelief too far, even in a somewhat fantastical setting like the Yakuza games.

Cool game
Too bad its kinda confusing and It has only one localized title

Later years league art can be so good its a shame that Riots infected with feminists and is ruled by the Chinese.
I still wish they would have done that damn fan-made Yakuza Riven skin as an official thing.
I know this isn't official art. I don't care.

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...somewhat?

You sure love that new word you picked up recently.

I have no problem suspending my disbelief for this type of thing. Never have. Though its recently gotten more difficult with western made games because they always try to make it seem like its realistic as can be and trying to shove some political point. And I really hate that I now have a skepticism when it comes to things like this considering I always played the female character when given the option previously.

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You are aware that the series isnt actually named Yakuza, yes?

Fuck off fagboi and take your buzzword with you.

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I say somewhat because while the game can be a bit silly and over the top, it's not straight up fantasy or anything. It's generally a believable/plausible world, just with some kinda goofy moments in the side content. The main quest actually tends to take itself pretty seriously in these games, too.

t. jizzhead

>Implying you didn't get into the Yakuza series on the current gen.

Why not just make hardest difficulty have a female protagonist?

coombranes are worse for video games than a million trannies and jews combined

they are the type to betray their close brothers and friends for a whiff of pussy you can’t trust them

How about a animal crossing like game where Kiryu becomes a full fledged house husband
>look after daughter
>cook & clean
>socialize with the house wives in the neighborhood
that shit would be comfy af

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Where did I imply that? Why would I imply a lie?

dilate

is there any yakuza or crime related game where you need to also manage business and relations with other crime families and people on the know?

>
jk I was lying. Nothing feels good after your early to mid 20s and you spend the rest of your life pretending to not be miserable.

I'm not for OPs idea either but it's amazing how many dimwits are opposing it on "realistic" grounds. It's Yakuza, it's dumb as fuck. The plot is nonsense and has no basis in reality. The Yakuza barely commit crime in Yakuza games.

Besides, gameplay this badass would look dumb if a female character was doing it. Yakuza is made and played by alphas.

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>says the traitor

>You are aware that the series isnt actually named Yakuza, yes?
Uh.....
>Yakuza
>Yakuza 2
>Yakuza 3
>Yakuza 4
>Yakuza 5
>Yakuza 6
>Yakuza Zero
>Yakuza Kiwami
>Yakuza Kiwami 2
What the fuck else would you say this series is called?

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sauce?

I know this is bait, but Ryu Ga Gotoku

Include at least one scene where she fights completely nude and you've got a deal.

Sure.

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Oooku aka most men progressively die out and women struggle to pick up the pieces.

thanks

you will die alone kumbrain incel

no one will ever love you not even your abandoned single mother

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true incel will be seething

Please don't use his image with your stupid argument.

>No. Yakuza is one of the only Japanese video game series that hasn't been made for/ruined by kumbrains
>He didn't play certain mingames

>there's a guy who frequently goes to a softcore porn-viewing parlor
>he's presented as a walking erection, completely given over to his lust, barely human at all
Yakuza devs are awake to gamer threat

Mr. Libido is based.

youtube.com/watch?v=2O4YXW-GmGI

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there is no argument here just me relaying the story of your failures and your purpose in this world

which is to isolated and never have sex

better to transition before it’s too late yfw the jewish doctor declares “you have a vagina”

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Fine, when can we have it?

dilate

dance you bitches, dance

youtube.com/watch?v=UHoOkZ7zWu4

He was still the straight man though even if open to being a bit wackier, mad fuck Majima is down the road.

Quenching thirst with a cold drink that you just keep chugging is the most satisfying thing you can do

I'm probably what you'd label a gamer and as anti-tranny as they come.

>yakuza women

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Ah didn't even know that shit was word filtered. Mods did something right for once.

>Using arino images
>For incel-posting

People like you need to remove themselves from the gene-pool

YES YES YESSSSSSSSS SO MUCH YES!!!!! I'M GONNA JACK OFF FOR THE SIXTH TIME TODAY!!!!

I don't know about this one, it sounds to me like you just want an excuse to rub your peepee

What's wrong with her right ass cheek?

The series is called "Like a Dragon" with the Fist of the North Star spinoff being "Like a North Star", not Yakuza.

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her butt cheeks look like her elbows

>brian
Wut

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She's obviously tensing her ass you turbo virgin

this thread is relevant to my curnbrain interests

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/thread

Don't worry, incels have already been removed from the gene pool by society.

Women that get tattoos should be euthanized.

This.

As long as you're promising not to reproduce.

>BRADDU NOOOO
>DEASU SUTRANDINGU IS NOT ANIME
>PREASE REMME GO

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I'm curious if Ichiban's heroine will stick around like Haruka or if she'll just leave after 1 game and they'll get someone new for Ichiban's second game.

she looks good to me

>literal Goromi

I didn't know I wanted this

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Go read this, it's depressing.

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since it's an actor that won the thing to be in the game, she'll probably go to the beyond realm and never return like all the other characters that are based on actors.

the chief has sex and has found happiness with a wife and child as should all well meaning men

you will not, your coombrain will become so dominate and your cartoon porn consumption so overwhelming you will want to be the little girl and become one to the best you and your 500 dollar autismbux a month will allow

so you will become this

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The game looks like it was made on some generic early PS3 Bandai engine and the only human I know in person that plays it is suffering from immense autism

Why the fuck would I play it, then?

>that gameplay
>badass
Oh...no...

You completely missed the point of why Kiryu is a good protag, not to mention female Yakuza are a 1% thing, and they're not the type that everyone thinks of when they think Yakuza

go back to your gutter trash with your retarded game ideas

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I think the scenario would work better if she was a cop or detective. Who may have had a relation to gangs in the past.

I'd like it, but the issue is that this could be seen as a win by SJWs. So I'm going to have to decline on the basis that while I would be happy with this, SJWs would too.

ya like soft skin or boobs

If i wanted a realistic game I walk outside you fucking turbo incel who cares?

Once saw a JAV with some chick with Yakuza tattoos. Was top tier shit.

side activities includes teaching a class of delinquents?

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The game isn't realistic anyway. One man can't defeat thousands in a short period.

>One man can't defeat thousands in a short period.
i do that everyday though

You don't know Japan it seems? Bet you think it's some ethno state too lmao

FPBP., fuck women.

Oh but some woman could????

they should make a Yakuza where the main character is a 20 year old white guy named Craig from the United States who doesn't have any close friends but doesn't mind being lonely so much. And he's really good at video games and it's ok that girls don't like him because he's a gangster now. It'd be really cool to see Craig use Yakuza martial arts on bullies!!!!

>I never understood the appeal of playing as a female character.
Well, part of it used to be that you could watch a hot woman doing stuff, but lately there's been kind of a crusade against hot women in games.

go gettem craig

>t. brainlet self inserter

based Craig running nakadashis on bathhouse sluts

What?

>ywn be stolen by a Chinese businesswoman

Maybe Craig's step dad who doesn't understand him or Granblue fantasy could be the final boss and after fighting him he's like "wow, you really did it. you beat your old man Craig... I'm proud of you, *son*" and then they shake hands and Craig gets an azn gf

sounds awesome

Anybody bought the Y3 remaster yet? If so can you tell me how many gb it is?

I think it was around 15-16.

Wait... better yet, 1970s Sukeban.

That actually sounds pretty dope.

thanks friend

thanks dad

i'm proud of you, son

How did you know?

Stop it, don't give me hope for something that doesn't exist

Incels on Yea Forums hate tattoos

Must be tough living with down syndrome. Retard.

Nah I want a real woman with a pussy I can nut inside of. If you're implying anyone would turn down a dating life for video games, you're retarded

What the fuck happened to Don Knotts?

if their weren't so fucking dumb, we could have a yakuza persona by now

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>He didn't play Yakuza 4

It honestly would not be good unless they change the game's format drastically. Men are much easier to make fun of than women.

Has kiryu learned tiger-drop?

>Men are much easier to make fun of than women.
No they're not, it's just that our culture trains people to have no empathy for men and to laugh at their problems.

I just want a gangster drama like San Andreas expect everyone inexplicably fights with katanas while maintaining the rest of the modern day ghetto aesthetic and it's never explained or mentioned why.

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This Craig dude seems pretty based.

That's crossdressing Daigo

auto sage?

>He doesn't defeat thousands in short periods of time.
Step up your game.

I bet you like peepee

you need to read better papers

you seem extremely homosexual tbqh

I'm all for discouraging curnbrainism but I dunno if it's bound to make guys into little girls. Personally I accept that I have an addiction to browsing curnbrain threads and hoarding the files, and I do fantasize about autogynephilia, but I realize that it's not achievable in reality. I'm instead trying to live with surrendering the notion of finding my love, and trying to reduce enjoying porn to once or twice a month.

The problem is that my brain loves all this softcore stuff on Yea Forums, even if I'm not fapping, and I don't want to miss any of it. It's not the board's fault imo, vidya has been shit for half of my 33 years now so it's only natural to be despondent and distract ourselves with titillation.

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they ignore women in favor of men?

The Kacho is such a fucking chad and he would be a perfect fucking fit for a playable character in a Yakuza game

>walking outside
>passes by a group of schoolgirls
>they recognize him and start screeching
>they are about to zerg rush him
>he holds his arms in front of him and tells them to stay there
>his raw big dick energy compels them to not smother him to death

>in a convention
>gets surrounded by moms with kids too young to even be watching the show
>tfw Kacho could smash both JK and MILF pussy
a man we should all aspire to be

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Come support Anri's dream of becoming an artist.
youtube.com/watch?v=OSBDxR31gas

I love Anri!

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You’re in denial. Anyone that’s confident in their ability to get pussy wouldn’t even post in a thread like this, let alone be 30+ and hoard cartoon porn.

Deep down you’d want to let yourself become the little girl but you’re just a scared incel, like most on Yea Forums, and you don’t realize you will never have sex as nature intended.

>Yum! A panini sandwich!

>you will never have sex as nature intended

by hitting a woman over the head with a stick and carrying her to my cave?
dude I'm not into ryona

have sex

based

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I did. It's the worst game by a pretty big margin, spinoffs aside.