Was Twitch a mistake?

asmr is cool but not in twitch. its just earlickign

Yes, it should have just stayed Justin TV.

This. I can never get asmr from the gay intentional roleplay stuff

You could seriously have some generic white noise playing over a speaker on a timer for the exact same effect.

ASMR died in 2011.
Prove me wrong.

Isn't Mixer stealing all their actual videogame streams?
I can't wait for Twitch to be reduced an outright camwhore site.

>unironically listening to ASMR
You deserve to be deaf

Fornite is not a videogame, so no.

I could never get ASMR in general, it makes me cringe. No not that cringe I mean it makes me physically cringe. ASMR feels like people are whispering and making noises right up to my ear, which usually makes me reactively push them away from me. I think I have autism or something.

Dude society is going down the shitter but it doesn't physically affect you personally so why are you concerned haha lmao

>tfw ASMR gives me serious orgasmic-tier tingles when the right sound hits
>tfw the fucks in this thread will NEVER feel that specific feeling
Feels good man, sucks to be you keks.

Mainstream gaming in general was a mistake

There won't be "the day", but a slow burn instead. Obtain land.
Why would you want a distraction? What's so bad about being alone with your thoughts before falling asleep?

That birdwatching stream is pretty based

It's quite natural to feel disguist

I use it to watch bootleg streams of motorsports events so I'd say the site is pretty based

Some people do get different reactions from it and the "tingling sensation" is a real thing. It's different from 'abient sound' because ASMR encapsulates ambient sounds and many more things, would you really qualify someone tapping with their fingers on a wooden desk or humming in your ear 'ambient sounds'?
I use white noise sometimes, but I like using different things, if I keep using the same kind of noise over and over again, it'll just bore me out and I'll be more focused on how annoyed I am at it than how relaxing it is.
>What's so bad about being alone with your thoughts before falling asleep?
Because my mind tends to be too active before sleeping and I had to develop a series of techniques to fall asleep in ~15 minutes instead of ~4 hours.

It's a fetish for incels, only to sooth that crushing loneliness and waste their money on

I thought that amouranth chick was insansely popular isnt 700 viewers nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=v9HJP6bC0AE

I know you're probably baiting, but here's for you.

I dont get why twitch doesnt just make some nsfw tag. if retards want to spend assloads of money on mild boobage fine, but its counterproductive to pretend its anything other than 12 ply porn when its flooding peoples feeds or whatever twitch uses.

Nope, if it wasn't for retards watching this shit it wouldn't be this bad.

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Adding non-gaming sections like art and just chatting was where twitch went wrong.

Is this twitch's equivalent of "reply girls" that youtube had all those years ago?

formally Justin.tv

something had to take its place with those south park streams getting banned every 4 hours at a time

blah

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You do realize that Twitch recommends stuff to you based on your viewing habits?

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There's an AMSR category dumb boomer shit

Titty streamers were already there but at least now they don't have to pretend to be playing videogames

>I use asmr to fall asleep because despite the fact that I’m a full grown adult I can’t go to sleep without YouTube helping me

>That one bro just out in nature recording the comfy sounds of being outdoors

It harms streamers, specially female streamers who aren't e-prostitutes

giving women civil rights was a mistake
Instagram is way, way, way worse tho

Not him but why are you in the ASMR category then? I don't go to pornhub, toggle the gay shit, and then complain about all the gay shit. You dumb homo.

what a fag!
doesn't watch cam girls, and watches gay LoL and Hearthstone instead!

you can use any other kind of ambient noise. like nature or rainfall. or even just a cafe background noise track.

The internet was a mistake

I have developed breathing techniques actually, I don't "need" youtube.

But if you want to compare penis sizes, just know I earn 118k (and going to get promoted next year if everything goes right). I probably also fuck more than you do but hey, at least you don't need youtube to fall asleep.

Now go on and pretend you make more etc, be a funny clown for me.

none of that wouldn't have happened if there wasn't a large population of single young males

now why there's a large population of sexually deprived young males is a a big think

Live ASMR is absolute fucking shit compared to a pre-planned video where tehy cut and edit it later and cut out all thecrap. Fuck live asmr.

>society is going down the shitter
Thanks to faggots like you, if you'd spend more time watching streams and less time being a fucking nazi bitch things would be better.

Why do you give a shit?

>not that user
what's your profession?

youtube.com/watch?v=bWIbHYACcXQ

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fuck off kraut

>I have developed breathing techniques actually
Just stopping by to let you know you're a faggot

>Bragging on Yea Forums of all places
You've hit a new low user

I am head of the board of directors at a firm at where I've been working for 11 years now.

I'm a faggot but I'm happy.

(You)

Dr. T while playing Factorio is ASMR kino.

>kraut

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Capitalism ruined eroticism and romance. This is something the right and the left can agree.

>goes out of the away to see the shit they want to complain about
>complains that they are seeing shit they don’t want to see
Are yo Christian by chance?

>But fuck those "roleplay" asmr or those "girlfriend simulator" drooling retard magnet
>He doesn't listen to comforting ASMR roleplay to help him sleep.
>Never had a witch brew him a potion
>Never had a fairy give him a tour of her tiny house
>Never befriended a dragon

Anti-imagination fags are the worst.

>cares about literal whores
user no

>just turn your brain off bro

>Greetings, fellow tingledroid

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losers who will never get laid or ever touch a woman have to resort to paying camwhores. just let them have this

almost all of popular ASMR is just girlfriend simulators

I'm also head of the board of directors. I'll see you tomorrow morning for being a faggot on an anime image board

Cope more incel

>Incel
This means absolutely nothing anymore.

>wanting some chick to whisper in your ear
bitch pls

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I had some actually, but they're in a foreign language so you probably wouldn't like them.

I don't like the realistic roleplay ones, but those that clearly don't mean to be your girlfriend or whatever are fine, they just sometimes stimulate my mind too much because I always end up paying attention to what's happening and try and keep track of stuff.

I could point you towards a lot of good asmr that doesn't involve GF simulator bullshit.
Mostly stuff like tapping noises, brushing noises etc. Hell, incoherent voice is one of my favorites because there is no bullshit.

Oh no...

Good ASMR channels
youtube.com/channel/UCyuOzdWYgnZFwd6jHCJ3GaA
youtube.com/channel/UCYAQCCoLI_COHb3pBm3s_FQ
youtube.com/channel/UCcZbD1qITA9Cy01jGWA2foQ
youtube.com/channel/UCvuGkzSg_ujhH5oTOLxN4TQ

ASMR is great because it concentrates all of the lonely men so that manipulative women can profit off of their desperation without showing skin.

Please show with quantifiable evidence how ASMR is directly caused by or a cause of the downfall of society.

>Asmr is nice sometimes.
Wet mouth sounds are even more irritating than nails on chalkboards.

Oops, wrong links, sorry guys!
youtube.com/channel/UCgGhVPf9JH9S41mJwJwgNbg
youtube.com/user/PPOMODOLI
youtube.com/user/MickelousProductions
youtube.com/user/MassageASMR
youtube.com/channel/UCzGEGjOCbgv9z9SF71QyI7g
youtube.com/channel/UCQe2Y7V-C9bNMAcCJCBvzQQ

Twitch is neutral. People were a mistake. Women, especially.

Literally who?

>ASMR

that's fucking pathetic.

>doesn't read any of the thread
>posts like a retard
Bravo user, I specifically said mouth sounds were disgusting in this post >twitch is neutral
lmfao'd, nice one amigo, twitch administrators suck egirl cock, you can get a one week ban for doing even most insignificant shit as a man, yet women get a free pass on most shit

I don't listen to it but it would probably help with my tinnitus at night. That shit is awful.

>Whispering
>Showing their faces
into the trash

Kek retard, do you actually watch the videos?
And I should note that literally all the channels you posted have whispering in them you absolute mong.

>ASMR incels with "standards"

now this is golden

Twitch did nothing wrong. They did everything correct.

Wanna see my cat?

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It's not just the mouth sounds, honestly anything 'asmr' related that isn't those people cutting sand sets off my flight-or-fight response.

It is but not because of people whispering into mics, the concept of watching other people play video games and giving them money to say your name was a mistake.

Things that are shit that are left to fester will always reach you eventually Fuck off brainlet

Does it actually? Pretty weird considering stuff like tapping or whatnot exists.
You could maybe try those videos of people cutting through honeycombs.

The fags bashing ASMR are the same fags that talk about video game waifus. NECK yourselves

Nothing beats daddy Todd whispering sweet little lies into your ears.

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is someone holding you at gunpoint to watch these?

no beta horny men were a mistake

No, beta losers who watch this shit were.

No.

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I get the appeal but it's still fucked up needing to simulate speaking with another human in the first place.

>defends them

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Damn she needs a breast reduction. No wonder she's so depressed and can't move.

>reddit
>facebook
>discord
kill yourself, nigger

>ASMR
Honestly this shit plagues Youtube too. Half the time it's just a slut breathing into a mic.

>Whaaaaat you have a social life!?
>Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Grow up.

Both Discord and Reddit are exclusively for loser shut-ins, what are you talking about.

Okay, there's the truth: There's nothing wrong with irl shit, or titty streamers, or tangentially related vidya streams. The problem is twitch's inconsistent moderation and favoritism.

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>the only one that's actually about ambient sounds features nature and not some e-skank camwhore show
I'll bet good money that streamer is male

How is twitch such a SJW site but the majority of the viewers are nazi alt right incels?

Every bird fag I've met has been a girl.

If you have a social life, you won't use social media.
I have a solid group of friends and we only ever use sms' to meet up or whatnot, email to stay in contact.

>b-but you use Yea Forums
so do you, because it's objectively superior to practically every popular video game discussion "forum" in almost every way imaginable

AMSR IS MKULTRA

Cx in the chat boys

Holy fuck bros. Who is this titty bitch

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no shit, but never give an ethot money, ever.

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>Most game reveals are just faggots who played a popular game on twitch talking shit over footage of them playing badly

do kids not know about adult cam sites

or do their parents block those websites

cam sites are too sketchy, at least twitch is "wholesome" and really no one does chat better than Twitch

They think there's a difference between clothed whores and nude whores.

It's not up to me how other people spend their money. If some guy wants to give a girl $100 to say his name on stream, that's his business.

At least the majority of those girls are white

Twitch is a symptom.
The cause is men with low standards, who'll pay attention to and respect a thot.
We must engineer men to have higher standards.

Kill yourself

>Only one at more than 1k
Who fucking cares about this irrelevant garbage holy shit

18 year old here and I'll tell you why I love these streamer girls more than normal adult cam sites.

1. I can watch them and no be uncomfortable when my parents come by because they see me just watching for the vidya games and no for the titties so it's sfw and parent approved.
2. Tittied streamers are pure usually. Never done porn, sometimes don't even have boyfriends. That's a good thing.
3. They play vidya most of the time believe it or not.

4. I'm a man. I love sex, I love women. I love vidya. Maybe your dick doesn't work anymore because you're old and you're low test but I'm healthy.

Vidya and hot women all in one package. It's a dream.

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>starts out as justin.tv
>people start using it to stream games
>realize it's a good idea and make a dedicated game website
>ban people for not playing games on stream
>then decide to shut justin.tv down
>and open the floodgates for all the stupid non-video game shit like "ASMR", just "chatting", mukbang, drawing, tv shows, cartoons, anime, podcasts, etc
Making the website not about video games was what killed it. It's almost like they had another service meant for all that other shit. Why do I have a feeling Amazon is responsible for this?

The only way we could actually do that is to exterminate the betas, and last time someone did that it didn’t work

Dilate

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based incel

and you're browsing Yea Forums on a weekend, why don't you go out and become a valuable member that of society you care so much about

have sex

why do you?

only white women are wanted

Imagine being this naive

fuck paypigs and fuck e-sluts

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>Board of directors
>making only 118k
How the fuck am i making more money than a guy whos on the board of directors

It doesn't harm him, he's just an incel with tranny fantasies and wishes he could be a women because they have easier lives in some aspects (i.e. they can dress skimpily and sit around playing games and men will give them money).

thot patrolled by based boomer

Good for you, user. You enjoy what you want.

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Is there something wrong with me if ASMR videos do nothing for me?
But a really good song I like can get me covered in goosebumps from how good it is?

>fake nose, rat face, fat belly, hit the wall already

boomer was in the right here

>making a webm of a literal camwhore that has tons of videos online where she has tits out

No. It's just people having different things they like. Something people around here purposely forgets.

>he's just an incel with tranny fantasies and wishes he could be a women
yikes, projecting much?

>I'm a man. I love sex, I love women. I love vidya. Maybe your dick doesn't work anymore because you're old and you're low test but I'm healthy.
But you're sat on your comptuter watching them you pathetic incel. You're not fucking women or doing anything with them. Get off your shitty streams and get a gf you fucking gay boy.

Holy fuck the absolute seething from trannies because a real woman gets tons of views.

POG DUUUUUUDE

>that anime tiddie shirt
Is that a real life wizard?

>I can watch them and no be uncomfortable when my parents come by because they see me just watching for the vidya games and no for the titties so it's sfw and parent approved.

Do you not have a door with a fucking lock?

>Tittied streamers are pure usually. Never done porn, sometimes don't even have boyfriends. That's a good thing

I got bad news for you user, it's not difficult hiding the fact you're in a couple, that sweet sub money does get spent on condoms.

>3. They play vidya most of the time believe it or not.

Yeah, 90% of them play LoL, and I have yet to see a tiddy streamer that's either good at whatever game she's playing or providing interesting/funny commentary over it.

>4. I'm a man. I love sex, I love women. I love vidya. Maybe your dick doesn't work anymore because you're old and you're low test but I'm healthy.

You're delusional if you think people don't watch tiddy streamers because they're gay. If your interest is on titties 100% of the time, it's probably because you don't get sexual satisfaction in your life as generic as it sounds, learn to fap and then get done with it you idiotic teenager. (Also fun fact, the highest testosterone levels are around 30 years old, your testosterone levels at 18 are closer to that of a 60 year old man's.)

>ASMR pre-recorded
>Live

its literally public exhibitionism. All the people watching are more thrilled at the IDEA of what could happen. On adult cam sites the IDEA of what could happen isn't as blurry since it is considered the norm.

>Money hungry E-Thot
>Wholesome
user please tell me your joking?

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Having ownership of land won't help you without guns and/or muscle.

I guess justin.tv has been justed

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>$100
>not for charity (know these hoes aint broke)
>not even for some nude pics/vids
>not even some free merch
>just to say their name
I don't get that shit, but shoutout to them savages who pay to upload the good stuff for free

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Male streamers get mad cuz girl gamers can do everything they can do but with big tits.

It's called a free market, get rekt.

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>I’m afraid of my parents catching me watching porn
Literally an incel pussy afraid of getting in trouble from mommy and daddy
>“don’t even have boyfriends. That’s a good thing”
Straight up faggot
>they play vidya most of the time
I’ll take that one
>literally can’t get laid so I have to associate an unrelated hobby (videogames) with attention seeking whores who get paid by thirsty faggots like myself because I love vidya and love sex (even though this isn’t sex) and can’t play vidya without thinking about sex because that’s how much of a pathetic loser I am
Most healthy, normal people watch porn, jerk off, and go on with the rest of their life. Kill yourself, zoomer fag.

I think it's dilate o clock tranny.

>directly
no
>indirectly
it brakes the male/female relationship resulting in women who think they are way more valuable than they are. This is good for them in their 20s, but if they get overcomplacent they may not marry until their 30s and even never. Men on the other hand become so angry that even ISIS fighters look more calm. The more angry they get the less they achieve, the less they achieve the less they have to lose, the less they have to lose, "fear men who have nothing to lose". You telling them that they are incels only make it so you increase the changes of getting killed in a mass shooting by a 20-something male.

But to return to the point: would banning females from twitcch change anything: quite honestly, not. You need a change of the culture of a society, not a change of the rules of one website. This whole thread is useless in that sense: even if you bann any woman who makes any sexual references, you will not make the society of the west better. At this point just let them be and enjoy the fall of the contemporary roman empire.

youtube.com/watch?v=FlhkjsT7lfk

being non-retarded helps

Based.

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>deepfakes thread on /gif/
>full of all those literal who asmr e whores
go fuck yourselves you ruined a fetish with potential

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thats not asmr retard

nothing personnel kid

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>follows someone who provides quality content
What's wrong with that?

Woman here.
Yeah. Because I should instead date a loser like you instead. /s

I'd rather be alone than not be with Chad. Most of you guys are horny little fucks who think they're so much more worth than anything. Then you spend all your days making posts like this hating on women.

>Nice guys
Not even once.

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Dimitri is great but he barely posts new content anymore.

>women
>wanting to be alone

>Tittied streamers are pure usually. Never done porn, sometimes don't even have boyfriends. That's a good thing.

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It harms the society that my grandchildren will grow up in.
I am not just an individual. I am part of a family, a race, a nation, a culture, a species, and a history.
That history is what allows me to exist in the first place, and I feel obliged to maintain it, and "pay it forward" to other people, most of whom have not been born yet.
Freedom is built by the actions of our ancestors, maintained by us, inherited by our progeny, and wasted by Twitch thots.

well, chances are that you are not that big of a deal too. in the past an average man and an average woman would get married by the local society in their early 20s and live a boring life. Now you get to live good 15 years before you get into your mid 30s and cannot find a guy and guys get to schoot some schools if they do not have nerves or just run away from society and play games 24/7.
If you think that the women of the past liked their males or that males liked their women, you are in a deep mistake. They did however learn to settle down and live with what they got.

>fancy kraut

Historically this sort of thing has always been prevalent in society, it's just taking a new form.

From VHS tapes to the internet, to telephone sex hotlines to red-light districts, human society just has a seedy underbelly, and anything that helps to facilitate it will actually profit from it.
And things that go to stifle it may actually find themselves less profitable, like Betamax.

Which was another thought. Mixer might be a properly dedicated video game streaming platform, and though it's Microsoft backed, it might end up being smaller than Twitch because it doesn't host sexually or romantically implicit material.

Whats a mukbang

If you don't like ASMR streams don't watch them. Just simple as that. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a twitch.

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>I can watch them and no be uncomfortable when my parents come by because they see me just watching for the vidya games.
Do you REALLY think so? Do you think your parents just walk by and think, "My son sure loves to watch that scantily clad woman for her talented play and riveting narrative of that videogame."

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there aren't enough fedoras in the world for this post

Twitch makes me sad, all these young man in their prime talking to themselves even though there is no one watching, some looking like they hate their life while they occasionally look away from the screen to check if someone typed something in chat only to find nothing.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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It's that korean thing where a whore just eats in front of a camera.

If you had autism you would like ASMR

how embarassing

Considering my dad watched and liked it yeah.

Because if girls have to get representation in videogames, I'd prefer gamergirls, not e-sluts.

>those follows
you are a mistake faggot cunt

Those are the best ASMR. Fuck that ear tingling whispering tapping on an orange bullshit.

God what happened to this site. Used to be full of porn and tons of men with testosterone who loved huge tits and ass.

Now there's nothing but gayboys posting about how much they HATE porn, tits TOO big. brapfags. Tranny lovers. "Incel" "C*mbrain".

What a pathetic bunch of homosexuals.

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Looks like fucking chaturbate or something

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>if you don’t like something then just ignore it, even if it’s having a negative impact on the psychology of loser teens and encourages their disabled hobbies

>tfw no fat buxom tittygf

Yes user, drooling over softcore porn all day long sure is manly, I'm sure the manly men of this earth would look at you and consider you one of their own.

A board that complains about the de-sexualization of fictional female characters complain about the over-sexualization of actual females? I fail to understand

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B&RP

>I'm healthy

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It says LIVE T.... so I think it's safe to assume the full title has "LIVE TONIGHT" or something like that.

Is there any porn asmr? In vr?

>No one's posted it
For shame Yea Forums.
youtu.be/68JQtxTzjqc

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learn 2 internet

this

>all these wh*te women
Gross.

HOLY

FUCKING

CRINGE