Earth update 6.70.11.2 patch

With the climate change event ramping up how fast can we speedrun the earth? Some of the top speedrunners say we can only hit critical destrution in 50 years but others are saying we could cut corners and get a 37y 35y run time left.

Other patch news
-radical groups are getting a player boost
-more sub factions than before
-pvp zones are extending
-healthcare packs are still pay to win.
-fauna has a +1.2 chance of burning

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But earth is an mmo........
You cant speedrun that, faggot

they're trying to crash the server

>healthcare packs are still pay to win.
Only on the American server

>healthcare p2w that's suboptimal
Imagine playing the shithole USA server

At least we don't have the Muslim Madness event fucking up our server
Top guilds are working on kicking out our riffraff

You pay for them either way. The other servers just make you pay for it every time you complete a quest and get a reward.

>more nobodies predicting the end is nigh
yawn

Look at this fucking noob did you just spawn in 9 years ago?

Let me fill this kid in

When the planet cant sustanin us anymore and we die off. Thats the speedrun dipshit.

yeah you have the school stravaganza battle royale event instead

but more importantly: why are there still so many unaccessible areas in this shit game?
I mean for fuck's sake, the game is ages old.

It's actually quite infrequent. When that mode was added, Eurofags thought they were missing out on new features but the reality is that lightning strikes were implemented several patches ago and we're still losing more raids to those via random chance than we are actual battle royale events.

>Amazon firestorm been nerfed already
>Syria and Iran arcs completely forgotten
>Brexit patch hasn’t been updated for 3 years
At least the Epstein mini story has been fun

fauna is animals

I think i fucking overleveled without job changing and lost a shit ton of SP points, is it too late for me bros?

>With the climate change

There was a lot of animals in the Amazon rainforest

Actually working gender respec when? I just want to reroll as a cute brown girl but the current implementation doesn't support that (and also has a 40% chance of killing your character outright)

whu happun after gaem ovah?

>Climate change

I doubt you're smart enough to comprehend this graph but it essentially says that the spiked up and down represent the average yearly temperature also it says "climate change" is real and we are contributing to it but nothing more than what's been happening the last ten thousand years, well before the industrial revolution and cars and planes. The planet is on a path and outside of complete nuclear fallout there is not much we can do to alter it, it's well beyond our means.

Now try to explain the gigantic changes in climate in the bottom part of the graph, if you want to dispute what I'm saying.

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>climate change

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GW is a bullshit

when will another dev make an in game appearance? apparently last time it was 2000 years ago.
fix this shitty game already fucking blizzard

The Amazon is burning to ash right now and people still deny that climate change is real. 20% of our oxygen supply is GONE and no one gives a single fuck.

The wizard prestige class could use some buffs

What are your charcter stats Yea Forums?
What quests are you on right now?

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Its better than paying those guilds for some money to provide medical care and then they disappear when it's payment time.

>birth of jesus

immediately discarded for using a fictional character as a time reference.

E on every stat
farming the "hope i dont wake up when i go to sleep today" quest.
no success so far

Remember: if the "product" is free, then you're the product.

fucking shit game can't sustain the playerbase without literally scamming fresh blood into joining LMAO

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That's not how trees work you massive nigger

There have been wildfires on this planet since it's creation. Poor infrastructure is why they are having trouble more than anything, you fucking dolt.

>the climate change event ramping up
About one and a half month ago, we had one of the coldest summers in modern history. Or did everyone all of a sudden forget the "Cataclysmic Summer Phenomena" DLC?
Also what's with the devs constantly renaming the climate event recently? Earlier on in the roadmap it was the "global warming" event, then the "temperature rise" event, then the "polar ice cap melt" event.

I remember lead writer Al Gore claiming servers would've been flooded to a crash by 2020 or something.
Smells like (((publisher))) propaganda to me.

Say that to club penguin ban any% faggot.

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>still no cave update
for fuck sake

People think it's the first time ever since celebs tweeted about it. Even Macron used a photo taken by someone who died in 2003.

Not in the Amazon Rainforest though. It's kinda in the name, Rainforest, those don't tend to burn because of all the RAIN in the FOREST.

Pic related is the current status of the Lungs of our planet and there's still retards like you guys and denying that it's even happening. I'm fucking sick of it.

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>27 years old and gonna be jobless soon
>graduated but my char doesn't have enough skill to keep jobs
>char also has degrading health

guess i'll probably start over with a new char somehow.

Every year the Amazon forest burn and in the 2003 or 4 it use to burn much more than now...but now there is muh bolsonaro..

... is it not the first time? I'm almost 30 years old and this is the first time I've ever heard of the Amazon being on fire.

I'm busy prepping and working towards getting the stats ready before the deadline of the Navy boot camp questline.

>amazon RAINforest
>wildfire
bruh american education

I'm liv 32 monk traveling around the world for find is path

That's interesting considering they only started recording it in 2013. Really amazing how you managed to count all the fire from a decade before they even started being recorded.

Now fuck outta here with your /pol/tard bullshit.

>About one and a half month ago, we had one of the coldest summers in modern history

In you area maybe. Server-wide the numbers don't lie. You need to venture outside of the Confederate zones, Cletus.

>I remember lead writer Al Gore claiming servers would've been flooded to a crash by 2020 or something.

Al Gore has no academical or professional recognition as a game writer, son. Again, this is the kind of stuff you normally hear from 60-year old players that dropped out of highschool.

>Being this retarded and or obsessive about religion

The birth of jesus is a rough estimation it is only put in there for perspective as is the construction of the pyramids you stupid fucking monkey.

Pay attention and try to dispute the science behind the graph, if you can.

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Still curious about when wil we find area 51 clip tho.

globalfiredata.org/forecast.html#elbeni

I'm really upset with the changes being made to the Alaska zone. I made my main character for cold climates and now it's becoming another temperate/hot zone. Plus everything has been on fire for months now and the rain is just fucking gone.

Imagine being this gay

Why is unsubbing so hard? I didn't ask to play.

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>It's getting warmer constantly since the last ice age
>The glacier that covered most of Europe and America is long gone
>But suddenly NOW it's the problem that the climate is changing and it's totally humanity's fault

>apply for a faction change
>you don't have a required skill level to apply
>stuck in this godforsaken shithole that always loses in pvp

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>he Lungs of our planet
silly user you cant start fire underwater

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see

globalfiredata.org/forecast.html

Sorry that I don't want my future children to suffocate to death due to a lack of oxygen once all the trees burn down.

>Spawned into a 4 seasons zone
>Used to go summer, spring, fall, winter
>Game just half asses fall and spring every time now

I swear it didn't used to be like this when I first started playing, barely even get to see the colored leaf textures before the world goes into dead of winter.

>Server wide numbers don't lie
But they can certainly be exaggerated by the player base. Newer players are apt to believe whatever the patch notes say even if they don't go into detail the calculations behind damage numbers

The climate changes in a cyclical fashion irrespective of human activity. The climate would be warming even if industrial society didn't exist, the planet is warming because we haven't reached the apex of this interglacial period. Kudos to the people taking advantage of this knowledge to frighten people into submission; remember the aldmeri dominion, the khajit, and the moons?

I don't think those are genuine. There's no way there's been that many fires in the Amazon over the last one and a half decades.

I don't think there'd be any left to burn by now if this was real.

>assume climate change is real
>it's not
>well fuck it at least we have renewable resources infrastructure

>assume climate change is not real
>it is
>get ass fucked in the coming decades

why is there such a raging hate boner to be against acknowledging climate change? is it just because the other "tribe" supports it so now they must deny it adamantly?

>I have no sense of scale

You know how you can ensure they don't with 100% certainty? Here's one WEIRD trick the playerbase doesn't want you to know! No downloads required.

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Because if you REALLY wan't to stop climate change you have to nuke China and India.

It's because the proposed solutions never actually address the root cause of the problem and instead rely on everyone else putting themselves at an economic disadvantage to the factions responsible.

1. What's the source of your shitty graph
2. When was this shitty graph made
3. It deals in thousands of years, you can't see the "the average yearly temperature"
4. The industrial revolution started in the later parts of the 18th-century, so you can barely see the results of it in the graph

Yeah believe CNN.
I give you some data and you
>Muh don't believe

no, it's because the tribe that's blamed for it is not the same tribe that's responsible for it

I've heard of the recent server migrating retards and their irrate need to space their sentences. I wish the chat bot had a way to filter them out, ruining global chat and everything.

>In you area maybe. Server-wide the numbers don't lie. You need to venture outside of the Confederate zones, Cletus.
Turn off instance-mapping, transvestite, and stop playing on solo matchmaking. Here in the actual playable areas, we've had tremendous flooding and catastrophes all across
the central European cluster, some of the middle-eastern cluster as well as the american cluster.

Barely 2 months after Germany and Italy were done draining the excessive water biomes, (((publishers))) are in a full blown push for server overheats across the realm.

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>Yet another "X will kill the game" claim
How many of these have come and gone?

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China has less CO2 emissions per capita than USA.

Also it getting warmer is not necessarily bad for humans specifically. A colder planet leads to less humidity which then leads to droughts and then that leads to famine categorically in our species existence.

We lose islands and people would have to move closer mainland but it would take thousands of years and the people living there have ample time to get out.

Not saying pollution is good because we (China and India) could obviously stop pushing toxic things into our environment that make life in general hard.

Despite only making up 17% (less depending on how strict your definition is) of global population...

>muh climate change

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8 out of the planets top 10 most polluting rivers are all located in Africa.
Why do only I have to relinquish my personal rights to house property, cars, plastics, kids, meat and dairy, for the climate to improve?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Because the people screeching about that shit can't propose anything worthwhile. Instead we get dumb shit like metal straws and counting toilet paper squares.
If you want to stop climate shift make it profitable.

Can someone patch my stress levels haha? I think they've been glitching out ever since I found out the Amazon is on fire and I haven't been able to sleep properly at all.

Even if I manage to get six hours of sleep it doesn't "feel" like it when I wake up and I'm just as tired as I was before due to the stress. I can't sleep while knowing that our biggest oxygen supply is on fire and there's nothing anyone is doing to stop it.

People freaked out over a fucking Church being burned but burning down the lungs of the planet is A-OK and no one gives a fuck. Not saying Notre Dame wasn't sad but fucking hell humanity isn't at risk of going extinct because an old building burned down.

But increasing CO2 concentration causes the surface layer of the ocean to become more acidic. Which is a problem when your body is made out of calcium carbonate like pretty much all phytoplankton, so your shell dissolves.

(we)

Yess cause you need to buy Tesla and a new eco fridge eco solar panels a new eco TV

It has 4 times the population so unless the emissions per capita are 4 times less you can fuck off.

this game is so fucking unstable

Level 28, farming bartending job points, currently on a nightmarish quest chain in order to up my bartending class level. From novice to Barman.

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>all these retards saying climate change isn't real
Do you have anything to back up that it isn't?

I've been playing for 25 years and I still don't under stand the releasing body waste feature. It adds a lot of downtime to the game play. I'm guessing its some kind of balancing mechanic?

>Why do only I have to relinquish [...]
Who the fuck said it's only you?
>[...]kids [...]
Nobody deserves to "have" children, they aren't property.

Turn off instance-mapping, join the global realm like the rest of the playerbase. Also when was the last time you actually patched the game?

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China still has less CO2 emissions per capita than USA. Therefore USA has more room for decreasement of their emissions than China.

main problem me thinks is that Notre Dame burning was a glitch while Amazon burning was done by Bolsanaro hacking the rainforest to increase Brazil's level. So far it doesn't seem to work anyway

...

Be a good person and hope you're lucky enough to get a ticket off the earth if the rapture happens.

What's wrong with extinction? Just because survival is in the meta means we have to be slaves to it?

when are they gonna update NPC AI? it's pretty bad, they just mindlessly repeat what they see in general chat

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>right axis is logarithmic
>why was it colder during the last couple ice ages
You're really not the sharpest tool in the shed.

>With the climate change event ramping up how fast can we speedrun the earth?
Unironic fake news.

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>fire planted by farmers who wnat more soild to work on
>proof of climate change
Doing your cause a real favor here.

Jesus fucking christ the way you talk is insufferable and what you have to say is assinine. No fucking wonder you exclusively play PvE. If you'd join the rest of us in reality you'd just get beaten to a pulp. Don't forget your estrogen consumables before going dungeon crawling.

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Per capita does matter as USA has more room for decreasement of their emissions than China.
>Lord Xi! Silence these Chinamen! They are bullying me!
Cope.

fuck off zionist shill

>the climate change event

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Is this real.

It was made by a geologist I forget his name. Definitely wasn't Bill Nye the Mechanical engineer guy who made it.

I knew you were not smart enough to understand it. But anyway our average temperature is the dotted line. The spikes up and down represent the temperature change. The really big ones at the bottom are 20+ degree changes in less than a year. You know.... climate change? Like real climate change.

>The industrial revolution started in the later parts of the 18th-century, so you can barely see the results of it in the graph

Exactly my point dumb dumb. If the industrial revolution was so horrible to our planet you should see it in this graph and see a massive spike. But instead it has stayed on course.

This graph is the real inconvenient truth.

You do realise that there are people here who were adults in 2004, right? I think we'd remember it if there was twice as many fires then as the sky-high amount of them this year.

I'm not lying when I say that I would remember that just as intensely as 9/11 if it had really happened. I would have been just as devastated as I was that day.

This is an interesting article about Groeland cause
>Muh groenland is dissapesr

"For Most Of The Last 10,000 Years, Greenland Ice Sheet and Glacier Volume Was Smaller Than Today"
notrickszone.com/2019/08/05/for-nearly-all-of-the-last-10000-years-greenland-ice-sheet-and-glacier-volume-was-smaller-than-today/?utm_source=CCNet Newsletter&utm_campaign=c21bc7c14d-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2019_08_07_02_06&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_fe4b2f45ef-c21bc7c14d-20172785

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>Pay attention and try to dispute the science behind the graph, if you can.
Do you even understand your graph? I'm seriously asking, since it shows the change of temperature of the last 250.000 years. Of course the climate changes in intervals lasting thousands of years. In fact, that we now managed to cause a greater shift within 150-200 years then what naturally should last thousands shows what a fucking effect all the shit has that we pump out into the air.

Can we please get another story? We've been on the same plot for decades now. I swear to god they better not cop out and say it was a hoax the whole time at the end.

Truth hurts, doesn't it? Grug no like, Grug smash!

> infrequent
> 250+ error events already this year

Typical dev sweeping issues aside

I heard rumors of an end of service announcement in the indefinite future.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this. Never know when you might stumble uppon "Janny for freetious" and "Trannious Modious" out there. I hear they're rather bitter, vindictive and territorial creatures.

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sounds like you got hit with a propaganda debuff. here's a potion of truth

earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/145464/fires-in-brazil

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"type NIG" meta got old too fast