OH NO NO NO

>5 USB ports
No way the PS5 will have any more than 2. Sony is too stupid to give us more options.

shit looks like one of those images you'd seen if you searched in 2010 on youtube "xbox 720 and ps4"

That's a render based on a drawing of the devkit. Of course the actual product will look vastly different.

This is fucking disgusting

>55D Drive
What did they mean by this?

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>A console with a place to rest your dick
Sounds good to me.

>he believes in """leaks""" from random no-name no-source Yea Forums incels
L E L

THIS JUST IN
SONY HAS LOST

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It's a dev kit, not even the real thing

>imagine buying a glorified low-spec tablet
Bwahahahahahaha

I thought this was Knight Rider reboot from the thumbnail

>Switch
>Can't "Switch" it

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ohnonono posting needs to be a banable offence

>buying a low-spec pc that can only play games
this is the snoy mindset

Lol

That looks pretty sick actually. im bored with the generic box designs of the past decade.

Modern consoles are meant to fit rooms with IKEA furniture and flat TVs, of course it isn't going to look like that. It's dev kit concept or maybe they're experimenting with cooling.

>implying a low spec PC is worse than a low-spec tablet
Cope?

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>SSD Drive
Consolefags are so fucking stupid it hurts.

Great for storing spilled Starbucks cups.

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Hi. I am the ugliest console of all time.

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you can flip another one on top of it and have sex with them
but who would do such a thing?

it looks like a one of those "gamer" branded wifi modems. i have no opinions until sony themselves talk.

Thos isnt fake?

Very kind of them to include a cup holder/warmer

>has fast forward, play and pause buttons
>and no rewind or stop.

is this an 8 track player ?

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>OH NO NO NO
what do you mean by this?

Who gives a shit what it looks like. It is irrelevant compared to the games available and how well it can run them. It reminds me of my sister:
>user, I never want to have a computer like yours. It is so big and bulky. I much prefer my Mac.
The fact it can play games at 1440p / 144fps is not important apparently.

Don't get me wrong. The PS5 will be shit, just like every other console, but not because of its appearance.

LOAD YOUR GAMES EVEN FASTER WITH OUR NEW FAST FORWARD AND REWINDABLE SSD DRIVES. DONT FORGET TO GET UP AND HIT PLAY WHEN YOUR DONE THOUGH

Get better taste tranny

its a fucking hemorroid pillow

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>another Xtranny cope thread

Delicious

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>ps5 is also a rumba

>duurrr this handheld is weaker than my xbone clone
cope
snoys will never have this much fun with their poopstation

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t.

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>all those slow down press x to wn games
>a fucking anime
i cant wait for bloodborne to be playable on pc so this shit console can die in obscurity

Cope harder Rscottyg

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>c-can't wait for bloodborne on p-pisscee
Never ever, cuck.

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Reminder that the only good PS console (PS2) was the ugliest one by far

let the bodies hit the floor

Looks like just the thing to take a massive shit on.

What is this? a hotel for ants?

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i'd rather buy an xbox

HARDER HARDER, AAHHHH

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the absolute ST8 of both sony and sweden

kotaku.com/gaystation-is-now-a-real-thing-1612190359

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Pretty good

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>playstation
>no games to play on it

Boys can you take care of my chocomilk? I'll be back in a minute

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Why do dev kits always look completely different from the actual console?

Are you afraid of gays, faggot?

>pizza slice holder
nice

>It's got the shape of a V with ventilation so it MUST be real
Somehow I can't believe any one of the higher ups would approve of this bulky design without thinking "$599" for this product.
It looks like a goddamn mess and it looks even easier to mistake it as a fucking movie player.

no, i'm not afraid of snoyboys

>order with xbox
>store on ps5

What a time to be an idort

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warms it up too

>it's just a handheld system
>SwitchDS

Then why do you care about some custom-made console?

*sits on milk*

you already said that before...

Did Sony make the perfect murican console?

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Because developers need to produce launch titles well in advance of the final product's release date, so the industrial designers have less time for refinements.

Since the developer kit also contains significantly more hardware than the release console because the final console's specs may not be finalized because of manufacturing issues / parts shortage, etc, they are often shipped out as huge machines with lots of ventilation.

Essentially the dev kit is the prototype and the final console is the beta until a revision comes along as the final product.

Is it a meme to react to this like it's real and not some render made by a high school kid 5 years ago?

If they wanted their games to be fun
They wouldn't have put gacha in Xenoblade

The state of xburgers who are also switchlets.

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>copying Sony

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