*bing* *bing* *wahoo!*

>Hooker For Lease

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They all literally have the same personality.

Because bad food is cheap on purpose to make us lazy and apathetic

>this actually happened on Australia
OOOOOH NONONONONO

>Erskineville
>America

Why do they all look exactly the same?

because they've let "I'm a gamer" become their only defining character trait

YOUR SOI IS MINE!

>everyone on Yea Forums just openly knows they live in a dystopia at this point
huh thought that was only on certain boards

yeah
despite everything normies are still more cringy

You think he let Bowser and Yoshi run a train on Peach before or after the wedding?

That Peach better be an ugly stripper and not that he brought his wife on his stag night.

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Me in the Yoshi outfit.

btw I'm gay.

dudes a combination of basedjack and the boomer with those shades on

Nintendo is a cult, right?

That makes no sense shouldn't his best man be luigi, and then his groomsen should be other named mario characters. And everyone else should be toads or goombas. Fucking retards. Too many luigis

>americans
Why are third worlders so retarded?

Explain yourselves Aussies. Look at all these fat fucks, there's like 2 skinny people in this group of 20.

>bachelor party
>the fiance comes too
God damn what the fuck is wrong with "men" these days.

Wow people having fun

So cringe
Ahaha beta males
Vote trump

Exactly what I was thinking. How beta are you to get married. Married men are all literal cuckolds

Im married. It's nice.

Cute!

>tfw you wont be getting fucked by all these chubby hairy gamers

Its not fair!

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where are my large skyscrappers,large blip adverts,constant steam and acid rain then?

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Mario isnt that good to have this sort of fandom.
Everyone in this picture are fucking posers.

I get that it's fun and all, but who the hell suggests 'hey lets all get dressed as nintendo characters for a bachelor party'? It just looks like an advert to me.

>large skycrapers
go into any city
>blip adverts
i assume you mean blimps, sorry you have to cope with the skyscrapers covered in them for now, dont worry we fill the tv with them to make up for it
>constant steam
we'll have to dissapoint you there too, we will fix this, till then enjoy your gray skies
>acid rain
man really got us there huh? well we got poison in the water, the food the air and soon even in space, but the weather machine isnt finished yet, sorry
While you wait for the next update, where we will blatantly disregard what you requested of us here, enjoy dead end jobs, a lying manipulative shadow government, and many fishy "facts" that make you believe in a global cabal, and if you mention it you either get called a shizo, or you get suicided. enjoy your stay in eternal hell

How the fuck can i struggle so much to gain weight when 30 sois can do it with no problem

Gotta eat big to get big, c'mon!

yes, because the claim that too many americans are overweight is a complete myth. enjoy your oversized world.

>a best man
what a cuck

At my bachelor party we shot guns and went to the strip club.

That is cringe.

Why do they all look alike?

800 SCOOPS CMON GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 8, YES 8 HOURS OF PUSHUPS. WHATEVER IT TAKES

my sister went to a wedding of some dude and one of the songs they played was diggy diggy hole. Like, unironically a real event that occurred.
for the 2 newlyweds it was probs fun just because they love yogscast etc but good fucking lord life is a barrel of horror

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>yogcast
>tfw 2 of them came out as pedos
youtube truly is a small hollywood

All nintendo fans look like this

>No girlfriend
>No chance at ever getting married
>Don't have anywhere close to that amount of friends

Let's be real, 99.9% of Yea Forums won't ever get married or have friends like that.

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At least he has friends to do that with. I just want someone to talk to. Instead I just drink alone all day anytime I’m not working and am totally reliant on my non-contributor girlfriend for social interactions who convinced me to move to some bumfuck town in the middle of fucking no where an hour from where I actually work so she could play adult.

I miss having friends. I miss not having to drive 30 minutes to get to the gym. I hate that she won’t fucking get off the phone and let me run errands.

I just want cirrhosis to kill me already

Why isn’t this a thing? Like a long term escort you can treat like a gf

You can rent an entire family in japan for as long as you want up to 2 years.

So just dump her and move?

>only 800 scoops
E I G H T hour arm workout, user. Gotta eat REAL FOOD to confuse the stomach, right babe?

why is everyone so fucking fat ?

ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE SIGN IN THE BACKGROUND? LOL

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>99.9%
>not just Yea Forums but ALL of Yea Forums

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