Tfw you find out the miqo'te girl you've been ERPing with for months is a MAN

>tfw you find out the miqo'te girl you've been ERPing with for months is a MAN

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shouldn't you be happy? dudes know how to tickle your pickle just right

That's fine. Turns out, you're actually a girl.

>ERPing in a game
>Expecting a woman
Haven't been around long now have you?

Very disgusting feeling bro. Hopefully you learned your lesson, that they are no girls on the internet.

fucking teenage zoomers

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I thought it didn't matter if anyone had been around for long or not anyway; isn't it pretty much implicit by now that internet ERP is an exclusively male activity one of the few remaining?
I know zoomers are groomed to be oblivious to a lot of things, but fuck.

>erping in ffxiv

you brought it on yourself, faggot.

underage leave now

Only horny underages and gamers ERP.

only underages haven't seen ace ventura

>xiv
lmao

>Play females in game
>Name them all something like Steve.
No confusion, no approaches. the ultimate cloak

That's hilarious if true. You got what you deserved.

>Trying to have a nice, wholesome, non-kumbrane night out with my parents
>At a nice restaurant, everything going well
>Get a Discord notification
>My ERP buddy wants to be Nui Harime for me

Does their gender really matter if they're pretending to be a cute girl?

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nu-Yea Forums really is shit
time to migrate to /vr/ forever I guess

I used to play and now work for a MUD. If you think that's hilarious I can think of at least a dozen cases of people fucking in that game and finding out either: one of them is male when they shouldn't be, both of them are, one time one of them was their own brother and my favourite, one time it was two lesbians pretending to be gay men without mutual knowledge of this.

It's a fucking crazy world man.

Why would a lesbian erp with a male?

Who gives a fuck? ERP is a scene, its not like you date the porn actors when you watch porn.

Were you a fucking dumbass and took things OOC? Did you think you were TOGETHER cause you had sex as your characters?

If so: YOU DUMB FUCK YOU DESERVE IT.

>Nui

shit taste, kill yourself

These are people who spend thousands of dollars on text items. I don't know how you expect me to rationalise them, just be glad they exist and pay my pathetic wage.

Yes, you dumb faggot

I probably ERP'd with guys when I was underage. Didn't care, still came.

wow, rude.

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No girls on the internet, faggot.

Worst KLK character.

so don't erp, you fucking moron

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worst user

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only a man knows exactly what a man wants, dummy.

Seething mad and can't even reply to the correct post, Go dilate then hang yourself, tranny ERPer.

>bi male
>find bi male ERP buddy
>act out each other's sluttiest girlfriend harem fantasies with no issue
You're missing out

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this, having good erp buddies is a great time even better now with teledildonics

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>have raunchy phone sex where i force my friend to be my girlfriend over voice and act out sexual fantasies about domestic life
>he dies in a car accident
It's just not fair.

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Oh no, and even worse, any porn you've ever watched has naked men in it! Gasp. And was filmed and written by another man!

Guess you gotta go suck cock now.

Also,
>Erping a miqote ever
Dumb weeb retard

Protip: Erping a girl you know IRL makes it 10x better Seriously, try it, even if the writing is shit, it feels so much better.

>knowing a girl

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