Damn, Miranda looks like THAT?
Damn, Miranda looks like THAT?
Bentley Russell
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John Parker
How to fix Miranda in three simple steps:
>make her alt outfit the default (in Mass Effect 2)
>get rid of the black hair, return her to to glorious Aryan blonde
>switch from the pallor of Nosferatu to a more tanned look, but not so much it goes overboard.
there I just made Miranda the best waifu in the game.
Robert Sanders
I really liked her 2 front teeth, very cute feature.
Zachary Ramirez
Eli Martinez
:/
Aaron Brown
HEE-hee
Jack Young
Also don't make her a coalburner
Joseph Clark
She never was
Anthony Hernandez
Make her more of a coalburner
Alexander Peterson
Kys, OP.
Parker Nelson
...
Jose Johnson
>Reverse image search
You seem obsessed
Dominic Reyes
t didnt play the game
Angel Brown
ladyboners gif thread?
Daniel Sullivan
Nah, she's a coalburner
Nolan Thomas
Christian Morales
Where are my glasses? I can't see without my glasses!
Kayden Brown
do you think they wear space diapers? or some super bacteria which quickly dissolves feces? so they can just empty their pee/stool tanks right into what ever suit they wear?
Justin Anderson
Mason Clark
youtu.be
probably they have some bacteria / organic ecosystem inside the suit to take care of that. atleast for quarians.
Alexander Hill
You should watch it till she starts doing her splits.
Carson Edwards
god. imagine putting your ear right between her legs so you can hear how all the pee gushes right out and against the fabric of the suit
Lincoln Nelson
just looks like she's practicing, there's no eroticism to her moves
maybe needs music idk
Aiden Collins
It does need music.
Easton Murphy
The failure to properly animate ass irritated me to no end.
Andrew Bennett
>Renegade
Best option for her
t. Paragon
Lincoln Thompson
Cameron Taylor
>rus subs
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Aaron Perez
Cerberus cheerleader
Joshua Diaz
God bless every user that's keep posting ME-related threads
Andrew Lee
Christopher Cruz
I've just finished an almost replay of the whole series (I've never played the third one) and I feel empty.
What other games let me save the galaxy and fuck aliens?
Henry Hernandez
Also Liara best girl, with Tali coming in second place and Miranda third
Blake Hughes
>have fart fetish
>tell girlfriend about it
>she just laughs about it. later rips a fart directly into my mouth
>tasted far worse than I expected it to
Ian Lopez
>that filename
kek
Asher Cruz
Owen Butler
Are you that user that asked Liarafags if you should try the games or not a couple of days ago? I'm still waiting for his reply.
Andrew Gomez
Angel Turner
bucky o'hare
Blake Williams
Won't even lie, I want a girl to fart in my mouth and regret it later.
Adrian Nguyen
Why yes, this camera angle is extremely important.
Sebastian Cruz
Sounds kinda crazy, but I'd do it...
James Reed
You feeling lonely, psychotic slut? Want some company, perhaps? A little private show from your most hated cheerleader?
Nicholas Taylor
I have nothing more to say to you
how about goodbye
Owen Jenkins
Nah, I've finished the first one twice, the sequel half a dozen times and the third one just feels so... I dunno, it's nothing special.
Mason Myers
after 3 days of posting this guy someone finally replied with a proper answer
I love you, bro
Brody Watson
Left one is droopy
Isaiah Hughes
Miranda, for the guys who want to fuck Michael Jackson
Luis Cox
Post the cameltoe
Cooper Parker
>Start playing ME2 for the first time
>Miranda immediately starts telling me how she's genetically engineered to be perfect
>Black hair
What
Were Bioware afraid to make the big bad space nazi a blonde? She's even based off a blonde
Wyatt Martin
playing ME2 for the best time and Jack and Tali are the best girls
Liam Fisher
>gemetically engineered to be perfect
>buck teeth
>fat lumpy face
Ethan Stewart
To be fair black hair suits her better.
Chase King
Damn, Miranda looks like THAT?
Juan Scott
I'm playing through the three games for the first time and I knew ME2 was considered the best going in, but I kind of prefer ME1 to it in some ways and think that ME3 may be better in the story (aside from the ending)
The Collectors are stupid, DIRECT CONTROL guy is annoying, having to work for Cerberus despite Shep able to say he hates them (which is renegade even when it shouldn't bff), no Liara is stupid, no grenades is bad, combat music is shit, no hub world
Benjamin Wright
God damn watching Jack clean up and go beyond her angst nihilistic persona makes me so fucking proud to be Paragon. I just want to give her a nice house on Mindoor with a white picket fence 3 kids occasional visits from her students and hearing her weep a bit at night wondering how she really came this far
Thomas Reed
TiTS
Levi Rogers
>That pic
kek
Brandon Smith
I WISH SHE WAS THICCER ALSO I WANT TO EAT HER ASS BECAUSE IT'S 2019 AND FAT FETISHES AND SCAT ARE GOOD NOW
Owen Hall
Originally she is blonde but Black fit the Femme Fatale look they were going for better
Michael Myers
>genetically
>modified
>perfection
David Cook
It's been a long time since I've seen this much shit taste.
Brayden Moore
>femme fatale
ingame she just comes up as an arrogant lumpy bitch. tempted to let her die just like williams
Jeremiah Morris
Yeah we all know redheads are genetic perfection
Christopher Hall
The gameplay improvements and getting rid of bad clunky outdated RPG for RPGs sakes mechanics [Like treasure chests in every recycled room] and amazing characterization of each party member makes it stand out ahead. Also how the hell do you miss the grenades from ME1? those things were hideously ineffective as was melee
Luke Morgan
>NOOOOO MY METACRITIC SCORES!!!!
Isaac Murphy
Sauce
Leo Barnes
the gameplay is much better yeah but the hacking is worse and liara and garrus are worse than they were in ME1. liara feels like they just got bored of her
Hudson Jones
>>RRREEEE FemShep cant be Blonde thats a NAZI
>>Change the poll results to hair exactly like mine
>>Yeah I dye it so what?
>>RRREEEEE RACIST MISOGYNIST
It kinda hurts my love for them desu
Robert Reyes
Personally I disliked the combat in 2 the most as well as the Cerberus thingie, in 3 they go back to being sociopaths doing fucked up experiments.
Be sure to download the sepereat power cooldowns mod from nexus when you're going for 3
Asher White
That's like letting a bad remake "ruin" the original game/movie
Isaac Green
>>Minigame hacking
Ok granted but it sucked either way just like resource scanning vs exploring empty worlds
>>Liara and Garrus
Liara was just doing other shit and DLC to kill time for 3. Ok it would have been nice to have her but they decided to do something else in game. I would be bothered if I didnt know the DLC was coming and romanced someone else but otherwise its fine and the moment in the DLC where we get back together is amazing
Garrus? Hes the fucking man no matter what
Ayden Allen
If there existed a Shepard version of that sweating guy meme I'd post it here.
Lincoln Clark
that DLC bounty hunter guy is so bad that I don't think I'll ever finish his quest
Gabriel Peterson
Stop shilling your terrible OC donut steel in every mass effect thread, your Shepard looks like he hasn't slept in four years and has been doing chemotherapy for five.
Luke Davis
I think I am that meme right niow. It doesnt help that im actual playing right now either
Benjamin Morgan
Bounty Hunter DLC? Oh that takes me back
Ryan Lee
>all black haired women are super debonair and all blonde women are dumb and ditzy
Bioware's double standards in the portrayal of women and their hatred of supposed stereotypes are fucking hilarious.
Hunter Cook
t. jelly
Luis Wood
metalforever
this but unironically
Matthew Price
Ya know alot of folks are still Mad about the ending in 3 but I never got over them stealing Blonde Bombshell Shep from me for Tumblinas
Chase Cooper
>only female turian romance locked into the shitty spinoff
>she's actually cute too
reeee
Parker Hernandez
>He wants to fuck a crab
Owen Campbell
Shilling? Either way I just wanted to ROLEPLAY some dude who should look like that due to reason that include what you said.
Why are you people so fucking angry about it every single time anyway? I could understand banter over custom Sheps but this is for some reason the second coming of Hitler or something. Sheesh.
Isaac Reyes
They are more bird-like
Luke Miller
All in all, the best moment in the series is the one scene in 3 where you meet Blasto The Hanar Spectre
Aaron Gomez
they are skeleton birds and very cute
Thomas Howard
>thinks that they make her blonde because of some shitty stereotype
what the fuck are you talking about? did you even played me3? ever heard of Kahlee Sanders?
Angel Ross
He кoмплeкcyй из-зa этoгo. Пoпaли и пoпaли. A вooбщe игpaй нa aнглийcкoм.
Carson Nguyen
Take her where?
Jack Stewart
>valchor appear
>carriinishly demon alien monsters
>first thing I wonder is if they have fuckable women
Ethan Mitchell
Mark Meer is an absolute unit. He voice Shepard, Blasto and all the vorcha.
Angel Hall
>Sanders
Some writer's pet, of course she'd have blonde hair
Nathaniel Moore
Of course she'll regret it.
Christian Lewis
Funilly, the polish voice actor for Shepard was the same one that did Buzz Astral in Toy Story which was my one of my favourite childhood cartoons. The rest of the cast was shitty though
Yes, he still had a favourite store on the citadel.
Josiah Fisher
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Jose Hall
Joshua Thompson
>No dick
Oliver Richardson
>Buzz Astral
>Astral
Liam Ortiz
Fine.
Buzz Lightyear
Logan Campbell
I wanna skin her and use her hide as fabric for an office chair!
Gabriel Rivera
More like black was better than blonde for covering up the fact that they couldn't texture hair for shit
Sebastian Baker
>wojak got a gf
Charles Morris
.....fuck me
Elijah Watson
The legend.
Jonathan Fisher
Jesus fucking christ. You're a moron, you know that? Don't say mean things about her.
Daniel Scott
Jacob Morgan
and older males and middle aged males and newborn males and...
Connor Bailey
>mfw i now have nostalgia for this shit
you're pretty cool, user
Logan Bell
Зaхвaтывaeм этoт тpeд
Austin Bailey
Don't get offended waifufag, he was referring to the reptile texture of her skin
Leo Moore