This is your goddess for tonight

Is this another sneezy?

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What a sneezy boy.

YJK

Jesus D Christ, HRT works that well?

Linkle game when?

>girl posting about botw can't even sustain a thread
Lmao how can straights even compete

I'm hoping hairy

Hair fags are the only thing lower than scatfags IMO

wow, this is actually impressive

No thanks, I prefer the version of Link that is not on HRT.

Never seen it. When has that ever happened?

your opinion is fucked

lowest T

No that would be BLACKED

Zelda's a girl now? Some folks just have no shame.

Zelda was always a girl, Link was always a boy.

scat is the lowest form of fetish.it stinks.

But that's not Midna.

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A light bush of blonde hair hmmmmmmmmm

Then why is it called Legend of Zelda?

BASED

Then post more Midna you fuck.

Uh

You Just Know!

thats race fetishists.

she looks like she fucks black guys

FINE GEEZ

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Imagine the perfect, godly aryan spawn she's going to have with Link.
God damn, I want to be present in the room while Link fertilizes her eggs with his cute genes.

Sorry Hylian girl, Link is too busy getting TWILIGHTED.

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I'm ok with this as well.

This but with Mipha

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Link belongs to literally any other girl except for Hylian girls.

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>cute hylian children
>cute hy-light children
>cute zo-lian children
Fug I can't pick.

Ok I was on board at first but that shit can't fly.
I want those aryan superhumans and I want them NOW.

But how can Hylian girls even fucking compete?

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HOW DO I GET BOTW TO WORK ON CEMU

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By being white
Imp Midna on the other hand...god DAMN

True Midna is the hottest woman in the Zelda universe

You have a pretty detailed guide on reddit :)

If we're talking about the smoll one that is.

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True minda is more masculine than gerudo link, my man. Id be questioning how straight you are honestly

Only the magical kind Hyrule has.
In the real world though, keep dreaming.

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Would you fuck a tranny if they DO start becoming actually cute?
be honest

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>implying that will happen in your lifetime

no, because anyone willing to lie to themselves and anyone around them to entertain some fanciful delusion is not worth spending time with

This nigga gets it.

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>delusion
It wouldn't be a delision if they actually started looking like women though.

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Kill yourself

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not the delusion of looking like a woman, the delusion of being a woman
playing pretend does not change the fact that you'd be fucking a man, which is gay, and i am not gay

>>in motion

I don't know anooon.
That sounds like something a closet homo would say.

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You could say... This thread was killed by Homos

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Midna truly was the best. Wish we could cross paths with her again.

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LINK FUCKS TWILI GIRLS

I want to impregnate Fi!
But she doesn't have a vagina
or hands
But some how I will make her birth a litter of daggers.

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Link sucks hylian dick

Link finds a way

sorry i didn't play BotW

Homo/heterosexuality is a spook. Nothing fundamentally changes when you fuck cis or trans, man or woman, or nobody at all. You can sit here and insist to an anonymous imageboard that you're not gay for the rest of your life, but you'll get more out of life realizing it doesn't make a difference and moving the fuck on. Gay people are just people like you, trans people are just people like you, and if you want to talk about delusion let's talk about how a bunch of bags of water, protein, and rocks deluded themselves into thinking the universe cares about what they like shooting their fluids into.

I've never jacked it to Imp Midna, but I've considered it several times.

Lmao imagine being gay and a contrarian

Imagine thinking it's the rocks or oceans judging you for being gay and not just normal human beings

Psst user: your gay

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Perfect.

I'm not a pervert, but a game like Zelda BOTW where your goal is to meet and fuck girls would probably be my favorite.

I agree. I want to see Link breed girls with his cuteboi genes.
I have a fetish for cute men breeding women.

Oh great now I have another fetish

>no game were old Midna is your sidekick and talks about her regret over separating herself from her Link

>tfw no mod to replace Link with Cia

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Lmao guess your gay now

does she take the knot?

There's nothing gay about watching a beatiful cuteboi spread his superior cutie seed into many different women.

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>Being so much of a cuck you don't even want to fuck women yourself

I recognize my inferiority in the face of cute bois.
Others should follow in my example so we can get rid of ugly people. Especially ugly smelly nigs. Yuck.

>that Pokemon doujin where it's set up to look like it's hardcore faggotry by making Ash look like the most obnoxious twink but it's just a ploy by him to pick up chicks who think he's gay

God how disappointing

The pol menace is everywhere...

I don’t care which form Midna is in, she’s still perfection!

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You are ironically the exact same as those whites that fap to race porn and wank about how superior they think nogs are.

and gorons

In the right?

>stating facts is now pol
Ugly smelly nig nogs are ugly and smelly. Sorry about that user.
>equating those two
Lol.
The difference here is that one is actually superior and the other is some degenerate degradation fantasy fetish only subhumans can have.
I'm actually surprised Miyuryu hasn't done a boys only doujin yet. He even likes to tease it but never actually commit. Oh well.

Post gender swap midna

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>being this jewed by Gillette
pathetic

Why don't you just fuck a monkey if you get off on body hair so much?

Mate it there's grass on the field, find another field

Here's her son instead.

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I want to fuck Midna's son!

realistically speaking no, hrt literally just makes you fat and ups your odds of going bald. it does nothing good.

>he'd rather look at literal actual shit than a hairy vagina
You need to sort out your priorities, fella.

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I know, It's a joke. I'm not gay, I only fap to traps and twinks if their 2d

I would rather BE the tranny if hormones could make me that cute. I'm taking hormones now and trying my best, but unless you're born with natural feminine features, you're fucked.

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I don't wanna look at either have but objectively speaking scat is less weird. Not less gross

Based tranny user.

Couldn't it be Link after being thoroughly TWILIGHTED by Midna?

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Are you fucked up in the head or what? Humans get naturally hairy when they mature, you fucking pedophile.

nah, she looks like she's too racist to fuck black guys. She does, however, fuck dogs.

Everybody shits, dude. Unless it's smearing and eating scat is a pretty god-tier fetish

And naturally less attractive, objectively

Yeah it's him or at least I think it's him because I can't read moonrunes.

Humans also naturally smell like shit. Humans groom themselves to improve their natural appearance. Bathing, brushing your teeth, shaving, all of these go hand in hand.

Not all humans
>t. someone who grows next to no body hair
It's funny because my dad is an ape.

Body hair is a masculine trait you fucking homo

>Dude you should like gross steel wool on your dick because NATURE

Based. I hope she fucks horses too.

Human body hair is something evolution will eventually phase out. It serves no purpose whatsoever and just looks ugly.

Wrong.

You can just trim your hair. Not that hard.

Except every fucking woman ever has lots of body hair, you retard.

>every fucking woman ever has lots of body hair
I'm sorry that your mom traumatized you user.

>You can just trim your hair. Not that hard.
You can also only wash your pits. Why not go all the way and get rid of the unsightly garbage instead?

I have less body hair than 99% of women, so no. It's a racial trait. Some races are hairier than others, but women and men of the same race are equally hair or unhairy.

It helps to spread pheromones, it prevents your skin from getting irritated and it protects you from infections. Just because whores shave themselves for a few years that won't change 200k years of evolution, you fool.

I don't give a shit about your anecdote, and no, you do not.

Humans lack the necessary structures to detect and process pheromones. Stink fetishism is something humans are in the process of phasing out too.

Jesus Christ you're an absolute moron. Why don't you shave your fucking head? Oh, wait, the fucking hair is not what causes bad smells to happen, it's the lack of hygiene.

he's right, you retard. hair is a racial trait. most women are extremely hairy when they don't shave. like treasure trail and all.

Why do women not have beards and chest hair to prevent their lips and tits from freezing off? Humans are self aware creatures who pick mates based on these sexual characteristics.

You can't smell them, but your brain detects them, you idiot.

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I'm not associating bad smells with hair, you fool. The point is that shaving hair and and bathing are both 'unnatural' grooming that makes one more attractive. There's no reason to just trim your crotch hair when you can just shave it off, same way there's no reason not to wash your whole body and not just your pits.

ITT a virgin male feminist learns why women are physically weak and inferior to men

Nope. There's a special structure in mammalian noses that picks up pheromones for processing by the brain. Humans literally lack that structure.

Why do low test virgins hate hair so much? How do you even end up in such a pathetic state?

I'm not any fucking feminist, you piece of shit. God damn, you people are fucking stupid. Go to hell.

The funny thing here is that lots of body hair is a sign of low test.
Yikes.

They're brainwashed by media or closet pedophiles.

>I want high test women
user you should have just told us you were gay from the start

>heheh, yeah, I don't trim my body hair because I'm a real MAN
>I'm beautiful just the way I am.

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I bet you're one of those fags who's 3 incher shrivels up even further into their balls when they see a muscular woman.

>the most minimal amount of motion possible
wow, you're severely autistic aren't you?

you're literally saying you want masculine women, I don't know what to tell you user

homo

you should tell him that he has good taste.

Lmao, every woman is masculine compared to a cuck like you.
Keep up the cope.

>linkle thread turns into fat guys grabbing about having low test

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But there is motion, user did not lie.

what do you expect of nintenfags lol the game hasn't been actually discussed since 2017 its just "days-hours-minutes-seconds" fag and waifu and fag masturbation sessions

it's literally no different than any other shitty overstayed video game thread that needs to be quarantined to a general and die

Muscular women should be completely shaven, pleb.

You mean all women.

Some women can have hair. Link, astolfo, so on and so forth

It's hard to make something look good with BOTWs shitty cell shaded graphics.

>link and astolfo
>women
user, I...

>Wanting traps with bodyhair
Filth

sauce? google and yandex ain't helping at all

She looks cute

Artist is mizuryu kei I think.

Only specific traps. It's great on "trups", traps that don't really pass, even if they are trying really, really hard. Everyone can tell and is just being polite when they fuck him and going along with it because they know he's gonna burst into tears if you don't. Shoulders a bit too wide, a bit of stubble they didn't shave. Constantly forgetting to make their voice girly. If pic related was a trap, that's top tier shit

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Why do you have that picture saved user? Do you have some repressed feelings?

Lmao imagine being so salty you can't even picture someone saving an image right before posting it, just to post it

Just so.

>not wanting traps and twinks with body hair
Kill yourself my dude.

>imagine feeling your search history with that
>imagine giving googles algorithm any reason to think you were gay
Congrats fuckboi

Disgusting.
I honestly hope subhuman filth like you get crucified.

>t. has not shaved his ass hair
You can't understand what you've lost until it's gone.

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based

>he has hair growing on his ass
Jesus christ how disgusting.

Good taste.

Bad taste. Please die someday soon.

Id fill up my search history if ya know what i mean

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>Mfw I have to pluck long hairs Irving shaft
>goes more than half way down the pole
>half of them bleed

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>from my shaft

It's only a bit of hair in the fissure but we all have it. If you didn't you'd have to deal with all sorts of nasty stuff.
ign.com/boards/threads/guys-take-it-from-me-dont-shave-your-butt-hairs.205942687/

>ign

>gross fat pieces of shit who sweat all the time
I don't think the lack of hair is the problem here.

Yep

>having hygiene this bad
That's actually vomit inducing, I shave my butthole regularly and have never once had a problem. It kind of itched the first few times I did it but that goes away with repetition. Same for armpits.

Oh wow that's funny, I read the exact same thing years back before I shaved my butt for the first time.
Literally never had any of these problems. The guy who wrote it literally said the sweat mixed with his shit. Gross fucker.

Feetfags are lower than both.

Nah that's okay, since that can lead to feet amputation

Imagine being a big enough lobotomite to believe this.

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You're probably the biggest retard here.

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>footfags take another threads life

You're a fucking retard.

samefag

>s-s-samefag

First time getting called a retard by two people?
I doubt it.

does she wear water proof lipstick?

samefagging intensifies

>he's still at it

Let me know when porn mods start happening Yea Forums

thanks

Zelda is cute, CUTE!

Do I even wanna know what the source is?

Link to full?

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If you're gonna fuck a fish, at least fuck a good fish. Not this fucking shitshow

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It's all scat, that artist does literally nothing but draw his characters shitting everywhere.

this is hot because she's pooping out delicious strawberry icing instead of shit, or at least she was in the other picture I saw

Link to this one?

And?

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Actually nevermind that one looks like it was from a different artist
imgur.com/CDYDh
Still can't find this one

And I thought Yea Forums couldn't get any gayer

nvm found it it's by marmalademum