I try do get my 8 year old cousin into pokémon but he doesn't want to, he says it's for babies

I try do get my 8 year old cousin into pokémon but he doesn't want to, he says it's for babies

What should I do ?

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Pics of the cousin

tell him he is the baby and to accept his babytendo game

Accept that your cousin is less of a neckbeard than you.

Rape him.

go back to /vp/

Show him the sexy girls

pop in fortnite or minecraft and accept current nintendo games are for manchildren

Why?
Pokèmon is for porn only

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pokemon died 9 years ago, don't get kids into that crap

tell him he's a zoomer cunt

Show him SMT instead.

Continuing to try and make your kids (or younger cousins) enjoy the same things you do is a terrible mistake. You show them once, and if they don't like it then they don't like it. You will make yourself intensely unlikable to them if you try to imprint yourself onto them.

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Listen to him

Why would you want to do that now, when the franchise has been a rotting corpse since BW2?

cope

I'm simply enjoying the sexy drawings of pokèmon.

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But pokemon is boring. How can you enjoy those combat?

>cope

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>humanoid pokemon
Shit. Beast or bust.

this

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Maybe you should be the one taking his advice.

I welcome all kinds of pokèmon into my harem.

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he's right

How would you feel if your older brother tried to get you into old ass atari games when all you wanted to play was pokemon?
Now you know how your 8 year old brother feels
Today's pokemon is fortnite, that's just how things are

Your cousins a retard but it's best he doesn't get into pokemon at this point given it has gone to shit
Apparently the shin megami tensi series is a pretty good alternative to pokemon, maybe try showing him that.

m8 I fucking wish someone would invite me to play vidya with them

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I used to only accept female but over time I started accepting males on rare occasion

He calls me a baby for playing baby games

same now I only accept males tho

then you are the baby

Youre acting like an overbearing parent, just accept your cousin isnt going to play your game you faggot

Well he isn't wrong.

Stop trying to relive your childhood through others.

Pokémon’s only value nowadays is in the lewds of the girls and girl mons.

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>Afrobull

Pikachu is unironically the sexiest pokemon

Take the hint and get him a pocket knife or something instead. Maybe he can be saved from your fate.

Sounds pretty based for an 8 year old tbqh. Only retards that don't know how to let go are still playing pokemon after enduring gamefreak's abuse.

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Stop trying to get him to play garbage.

Grown-up faggot,he literally noticed that before you and that's a bad thing

Not saying Pokemon is the standard of quality, but why do kids/teens not play good games anymore and instead flock to microtransaction ridden shit like PUBG and even Assassins Creed because it's popular.
And don't give me that "Well when you were a kid" shit, if a game was bad or not fun to play, no one played it.

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Genuinely good thread. Lmao. For my non meme answer though, it depends on what he likes. Just avoid those that have microtransactions or lootboxes.

I don't blame him, they have made the new ones so simplistic that it is for kids. Show him some orginal blue or red, you got them don't you?

take a hint OP and stop being a manchild, lmfao.

Give him a high five for not being drawn into that vapid shit.

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Keep trying so he hates Pokemon more by association.

what is it with kids wanting to be adults and adults wanting to be kids

nobody's ever satisfied

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It's called kids being the little retards they are. They reach adulthood, realize they don't like it and wish they could go back.

The grass is always greener on the other side.
Kids only see the advantages of being an adult, and adults forgot all the restrictions they had as kids.

>nobody's ever satisfied
No shit, do you not understand how shit works? If people were satisfied they'd no longer need to buy anything.

>forgot all the restrictions they had as kids
But jumping those restrictions was the best part, specially with a friend

>Show my 10 year old nephew Spyro
>says that it's a baby game and looks bad
>remember I don't even like the kid enough to argue that he's only half right

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Tell him to play digimon.

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I meant less rules made by parents and more just having no money or freedom to just do all the stuff you want to do.

Nothing, kids don't like pokemon.
I tried as well and it's useless.

>if a game was bad or not fun to play, no one played it.
And yet Street fighter was more popular than kof despite being worse games.