It's ya girl Samus here to tell ya that Ridley and co are fucking faggots.
Metroid
Easton Cooper
Dylan White
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Samuel Barnes
Based
Owen Bennett
fpbp
Xavier Ortiz
Hey, Samus, is Metroid Prime 4 shaping up alright? Are the guys at Retro treating you right? I live in Texas so I always have this idea that I'd go by their office and try to ask them how it's going, but that obviously wouldn't yield any results.
Anthony Gomez
You blasted my brains all over the colony and I had to eat your disgusting ass parents to regenerate my cells, and you call me the monster?
You have been tormenting me ever since you were a fucking four year old, for all I care you are the one destroying space pirate civilization.
We're just minding our own buisness injecting phazon into our bloodstream and you come over to our homeworld and commit genocide, not unusual for the one who murdered every single Metroid in the fucking galaxy.
You are the real monster here, you blasted a poor pirate's legs off and he had to he robotically rebuilt with a god damn turret for legs, yeah, Kanden, remember him? You should really think where you shoot, these people have families, Samus.
Jason Robinson
Yeah it's a slow and steady process but it's worth it.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD YOU DUMB CUNT, YOU INVADED THE COLONY FIRST, YOU FUCKING DESERVED BEING BLOWN TO PIECES!
Jordan Martin
Holy shit, based.
Grayson Scott
Jesus fucking Christ, Samus.
Ethan Gutierrez
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Evan Campbell
She ain't wrong.
Jose Morris
>we dindu nuffin
What's your organization called again? The Space Pacifists? Noooo, it's the Space PIRATES. And you guys aren't just copying that floppy.
Samuel Bailey
Stop swearing.
Alexander Bailey
tubes
Hudson Walker
>Hey Nintendo, gimme MP4 news or i'll crush you faggots
What did she mean by this?
Alexander Cox
Welcome to my lair! owo~
Jordan Smith
Thanks Metroid, I gotta assume you could suck a golfball through a hose to have your franchise survive Other M.
Henry Turner
Who's Samus? All I see in your post is Metroid.
Blake Bell
upity
Brayden Cox
I hope the game is good. Won't be able to play it though, I don't want to buy console just for it. Maybe in some years on there's switch emulation.
Aaron Long
I want Samus-sama to crush my testicles.
Asher Gray
Go back to bed Space Jin
Christopher Young
Brandon Richardson
David Taylor
When did Samus get so buff?