Did Celeste really deserve a 10/10 Yea Forums?

A 7 is too safe. 6 if it's mediocre, 8 if it's good. A 7 just screams "we don't know what to score this game".

The game literally cured my depression and there is no game that's even close to resembling this game, it deserves a 11/10 if anything.

well, what's bad about it? i haven't played it but if it's trying to go for something specific and it does it incredibly well is it not deserving of a high rating?

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You're stupid.

It has a woman and brown man in it.

Obstacle courses are fun user

Legitimately speaking it doesn't have anything unique like everyone says

Also we are talking about ign

Chrono trigger was never ridiculed when it released. Fuck off.

Nah. Bored the shit out of me.
Platformers in general just aren't for me at all, though, and the aesthetic and dialogue I thought were shit, so I guess I'm about as far from the target audience as you get while having both hands.

It'd be nice if things went back to an actual grading scale, rather than a scale of 6-10. Fuck, grade things on several different scale sets: gameplay, music, story, graphics, replayability, maybe something else too, and rate them on a scale of 1-100 each or 1-20 or something, not 1-5 or 1-10.

No, game reviewers are fuck, but it's an 8 for sure.

No pixelated indie platformer has ever been more than a 5

It's the complete opposite. How it really goes is:
>Game is released and widely praised
>Half the people praising it notice other people are praising it
>Those people, who have beaten the game several times, now rant about how terrible and overrated
>This becomes the popular opinion because disliking something popular proves your taste is more refined than the common man and you're a unique intellectual

To answer OP's question, the game probably got a 10 for having a tranny on the team. You know it, I know it, and deep down the tranny's gotta know it too.

>To answer OP's question, the game probably got a 10 for having a tranny on the team. You know it, I know it, and deep down the tranny's gotta know it too.
seething cope
Even gamekult gave it a 9/10.

Guess we gotta make video game scores out of 9 now since one of the numbers is just completely unusable according to this guy

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Fuck no. But it is an indie platformer with decent music, and most importantly a FEMALE main character. So of course it did. It would be sexist if it didnt.

cave story is at least a 7.

No, but it's better than most of the garbage games they've given a 9.9 or 10/10 over the years
> 1995 - Chrono Trigger (SNES)
> 1998 - Pokemon Red/Blue (GBC)
> 1998 - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
> 1998 - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX (GBC)
> 1999 - SoulCalibur (Dreamcast)
> 1999 - SNK vs Capcom: Match of Milennium (NGPC)
> 1999 - Super Mario Bros (GBC)
> 1999 - Pokemon Yellow (GBC)
> 1999 - Pokemon Gold/Silver (GBC)
> 1999 - Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (NGPC)
> 2000 - Pokemon Crystal (GBC)
> 2000 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 (Dreamcast)
> 2000 - Majora's Mask (N64)
> 2000 - Magical Tetris Challenge (GBC)
> 2001 - Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
> 2001 - Dragon Quest III (GBC)
> 2001 - The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (GBC)
> 2001 - The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (GBC)
> 2001 - Advance Wars (GBA)
> 2002 - Metal Gear Solid (GBC)
> 2004 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)
> 2005 - Jade Empire (Xbox)
> 2008 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (PS3)
> 2008 - Grand Theft Auto IV (X360)
> 2010 - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (PS3)
> 2010 - Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)
> 2010 - Pac-Man Championship Edition DX (X360)
> 2011 - Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (PS3)
> 2011 - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii)
> 2013 - Grand Theft Auto V (PS3)
> 2013 - The Last of Us (PS3)
> 2014 - The Last of Us: Remastered (PS4)
> 2015 - Undertale (PC)
> 2015 - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (PS4)
> 2016 - INSIDE (Xbox One)
> 2016 - The Witness (PC)
> 2017 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (NS)
> 2017 - Super Mario Odyssey (NS)
> 2018 - Celeste (PC)
> 2018 - God of War 4 (PS4)
> 2018 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4)

Yes
Chapter 9 when?

The controls are really satisfying and responsive which is the most important aspect. The level design is a bit suspect, especially in the b sides, and the story is serviceable but not that interesting.

wow
wth is wrong with IGN, a lot of flawed games in this list. lol.

SNK vs CAPCOM?
Uncharted?
Udnertale?
MGSV?
Celest? (LOL)

Undertale was amazing when it came out, everything else after 2005 aside from the Undertale, Inside & Galaxy 2 is shit though

The only reason Yea Forums hates it is because it has a black character and the story is about mental illness

> 1995 - Chrono Trigger (SNES) 6.5/10
> 1998 - Pokemon Red/Blue (GBC) 8/10
> 1998 - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) 8/10
> 1998 - The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX (GBC) 5.5/10
> 1999 - SoulCalibur (Dreamcast) 6/10
> 1999 - SNK vs Capcom: Match of Milennium (NGPC) 7.5/10
> 1999 - Super Mario Bros (GBC) 6.5/10
> 1999 - Pokemon Yellow (GBC) 7.5/10
> 1999 - Pokemon Gold/Silver (GBC) 8/10
> 1999 - Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (NGPC) 7/10
> 2000 - Pokemon Crystal (GBC) 7/10
> 2000 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 (Dreamcast) 5/10
> 2000 - Majora's Mask (N64) 7/10
> 2000 - Magical Tetris Challenge (GBC) Never Played/10
> 2001 - Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64) 7.5/10
> 2001 - Dragon Quest III (GBC) Never Played/10
> 2001 - The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (GBC) 6.5/10
> 2001 - The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (GBC) 7.5/10
> 2001 - Advance Wars (GBA) 8/10
> 2002 - Metal Gear Solid (GBC) 6.5/10
> 2004 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2) 8.5/10
> 2005 - Jade Empire (Xbox) Never Played/10
> 2008 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (PS3) 5/10
> 2008 - Grand Theft Auto IV (X360) 8/10
> 2010 - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (PS3) 4.5/10
> 2010 - Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii) 8.5/10
> 2010 - Pac-Man Championship Edition DX (X360) Never Played/10
> 2011 - Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (PS3) Never Played/10
> 2011 - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii) 4/10
> 2013 - Grand Theft Auto V (PS3) 5/10
> 2013 - The Last of Us (PS3) 6/10
> 2014 - The Last of Us: Remastered (PS4) 6/10
> 2015 - Undertale (PC) 6/10
> 2015 - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (PS4) 5/10
> 2016 - INSIDE (Xbox One) 6.5/10
> 2016 - The Witness (PC) 4/10
> 2017 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (NS) 8/10
> 2017 - Super Mario Odyssey (NS) 6/10
> 2018 - Celeste (PC) Never Played/10
> 2018 - God of War 4 (PS4) Never Played/10
> 2018 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4) Never Played/10

Debate it all you want, you're wrong deal with it.

> GTA IV being higher than a 5/10, opinion invalidated
You contrarians are pathetic subhumans

>from the devs who played Super Meat Boy Spike Wall Simulator 2018!

no obviously not

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
I can't beat the hard levels.
SMB took from Jumper which Matt made.

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yeah and everybody knows SMB but nobody has even heard of Jumper really creative name there btw so that explains a lot

Pretty good list.
Chrono Trigger deserves to be a little bit better, but it has some plot holes and unfinished stories. Sot an 8/10 would be fair.

Link's Awakening should be a little bit better too. Like an 8/10.

GTA games are too high thought. They're 7/10 max, but they're technically impressive.

>smb stole from a flash game someone made in 2004 when they were 16 and were so creative they called their game jumper
yikes

Yeah, it did. My favorite platformer of all time and I don't like the genre that much. The way it told its story is something only video games can do.

It's not a 10/10 for me personally, but it sure as hell is for game journalists. Celeste was the best game of 2018, you'd have to be a raging fool to think otherwise.

if the game wasn't about >lol depression and shit it wouldn't have got over a 7.

And you know what? The >lol depression part is only walls of text between level and level and have nothing to do with the actual gameplay.

>Inb4 climbing the mountain is a metaphor for overcoming depression
Fuck you

Game has rather shitty controls. For a game that requires you to do a great number of diagonal dashes it sure has a shitty "diagonal direction detection" (wow, detecting that you are pressing TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE, so hard).

Maybe they could have used some of the character controller's gorillion lines of code to do that better.

To sum up, Tumblr artstyle + tranny composer + talking about depression in the most superfluous level (just enough teen girls can relate to that) = 10. The game can be shit, but those 3 elements guarantee you good reviews and universal praise.

WHEN?

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It would be 10/10 if not for the crystal hearts
Fuck that cryptoid shit
I'm here to pletform not solve contrived puzzles that even requires outside knowledge.

Yeah, this is a fairly accurate list. Let me finish it for you
> 2018 - Celeste (PC) 8.5/10
> 2018 - God of War 4 (PS4) 6/10
> 2018 - Red Dead Redemption 2 (PS4) 8.5/10

says the contrarian. You retards know no fucking bounds huh.

Chrono, meh, it was a bit boring
LA, no way, I gave it a 5 and boosted it on presentation. It wasn't any better than 5.5
GTA SA nah game was masterful for the time 8.5 stands, IV maybe but I had too much fucking fun in it split the diff, V definitely no 7 it was shit

yes

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>RDR2 higher than GoW4
nope
it may have better music and a better story but RDR2 is barely even a game

>GTA SA nah game was masterful for the time
So was CT and LA. Specially CT.

I think it got overrated by the media but it's a really good game underrated here for that very reason and you faggots only bring it up to shitpost.

Id rather play meat boy or end is neigh

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I played them at the time, I haven't touched them since. That score is based on it. It's cool if you want to be wrong.

Yes, it's literally 3 times as good as Godhand.

I had this game wishlisted until I read that it is all an allegory for abortion. Not buying/playing a game based on that type of shit.

I've unironically played Mario Maker levels better than anything in this game

I rate you jaded/10

Makes sense, its not a masterpiece.

upvoted XD

Isn't it just I wanna be the guy but with a girl?

I wanna be the guy fangames have really satisfying and good controls so no

>It's cool if you want to be wrong.

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>if you are against abortion and the supporting of it you are reddit

fuck off

no because it has even the slightest amount of effort put into looking for bugs

It does usually go hand in hand with realistic, doesn't make it wrong. I'm not jaded, I love games despite being on this forum. Those games are just those scores. Truth hurts some faggy fans I guess.

he best games don't need 10s, do you need justification? Right now my favourite game is Dicey Dungeon. It's fucking stupid. I play the shit out of it.

probably like an 8.5 out of 10

upvoted bro sneed lmao

I don't care, cringemaster
don't reply to me

>it is all an allegory for abortion.
I have no idea where this meme came from.
It's just about a woman who tries doing something that seems impossible for her because she's sick of giving up all the time.

upvoted

dilate

Chrono Trigger (9.5)
Pokemon R/B/Y (8)
Ocarina of Time (10)
Link's Awakening (8.5)
SoulCalibur (10)
Super Mario Bros (6)
Pokemon G/S/C (9.5)
Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (7)
TH: Pro Skater 2 (7)
Majora's Mask (9)
Conker Bad Fur Day (9.5)
Dragon Quest III (6)
Oracle of Ages (7)
Oracle of Seasons (7)
Advance Wars (8)
Metal Gear Solid (9)
Grand Theft Auto: SA (8)
Jade Empire (8.5)
Metal Gear Solid 4 (4)
Grand Theft Auto IV (4)
Red Dead Redemption (9.5)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (8)
Uncharted 3 (6)
Skyward Sword (5)
The Last of Us (7)
Grand Theft Auto V (6)
Undertale (9)
Metal Gear Solid 5 (4)
INSIDE (9)
The Witness (5)
Breath of the Wild (8)
Super Mario Odyssey (7)
Celeste (7)
God of War 2018 (5)
Red Dead Redemption 2 (4)

so no game has ever been a 9 and the greatest game ever is san adreas? what a shit opinion

It started when someone decided to force that meme when threads started happening.

haha holy shiit now I know this cunt exists.

Fuck me, Contrarianism is worse than /pol/ or Resetera faggotry. You cunts are literally insufferable pieces of shit that make any discussion utterly impossible

I read it on here thanks to several upstanding anons who wanted to let people know

fuck off, satanist

dude don't you know that 9 and 10 aren't supposed to be used on ~~OBJECTIVE~~ rating scales??

>this forum
>dude
>~~OBJECTIVE~~
just go back to where you came from, you clearly haven't lurked enough

Yes those are the only games in existence.

Ah good point, fair assessment. I'll take it on board.

i've been on this site longer than you have dumbass

I dunno, I hate 2d platformers.

>several upstanding anons
So shitposters. Got it.

you're crying aren't you? Which game did I offend?

>shitposters

proof? I don't think something as heinous as abortion is something that people shitpost about, desu.

>posts this
>"lurk more"

get a lyfe lmao

>>proof?
Play the game

>Mother why did you abort me?

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Yea Forums likes all of those games, who exactly are you trying to gain internet points from by deliberately being that contrarian?

We can tell you haven't played all of them.

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>Play the game

No thanks, I'm good... Like I said I don't want to support normalization of degeneracy. Not saying it should be banned or that no one should enjoy it, but it's not for me. Simple as.

no thanks i'm good senpai

T. Samefag contrarian autist, sorry that i don't blindly hate popular games like you do

>hear good things about it
>play it
>just another flash tier indie game

Who exactly are you trying to gain internet points from by making entirely fucking irrelevant replies about the scores I give games. Second Yea Forums doesn't even like games so they sure as fuck don't give a shit about IGN's paid-for slots. I'm pretty sure you need to just walk away you have issues.

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Nah you just haven't played all of them and it's evident. You can kick and scream, but anyone with a brain can see right through it lol

> IP count doesn't go up
Yep, i can tell right away you are the same faggot spamming contrarianism this entire thread. Also go back to /r/eddit, the only people that take ironic shitposting seriously on this board are tourists from r/gaming

>Heather

> HE DOESN'T HATE EVERY POPULAR GAME
> IT MUST MEAN HE DIDN'T PLAY THEM
Genuine autism

How can you claim to want discussion but call all other opinions contrarian?

got at least two extra points for its "compelling narrative and themes of self discovery......"

>thats a good thing
why do hacks do this

Fine detective work, shame you're wrong. Back to the drawing board I guess??

It's not cause he didn't hate them, it's the scores relative to each other. This whole thread is clearly so fucking stupid that they can't even form basic logic hahah jesus fucking christ this is bad

San andreas is the only one he played

DUDE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION
SUCH DEPTH
YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE FINAL BOSS
SYMBOLISM
SO DEEP

please read slaughter-house five and stop being a prostituted ninny

>final boss
literally what?

>discussing Celeste on Yea Forums

She's just like us.

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>drinking in 2019
this is a DUDE WEED board friend

Always research the humans behind video games before you buy them (except japanese). I looked up some Celeste artists: shitty corporate social activism, words like cis and overall 21st century media garbage. I really dislike modern politics from the left and the right. The game looks beautiful but I just don't want to give them money

>weed in 2019
This is a smack and meth board friend.

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>I care about the politics of who makes my games
>...unless they're japanese
PS: DAE think both sides are bad?

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5 is base score
+1 for female mc
+1 for brownman
+1 for tranny on the team
+1 for indie pixel trash
+1 for platforming
Easy 10/10 goty

It's no secret that people in the west (especially USA) are lately ridiculously insane. After consuming japanese video games, music, movies, books for many years I can assure you that they can be trusted. Their current culture and diet habits are the best on earth

weebs are funny

I drop it out at the beggining, horrible controls.

Explain

>Their current culture and diet habits are the best on earth
Eh, I’ll agree on the diet but their culture, specially their work ethic, is slowly killing them.

Don’t forget to pay your taxes.

>Game has rather shitty controls
Nah
>Tumblr artstyle + tranny composer
Took you long, now you are being honest.

Well I don't remember that much right know, but something about the dash, and having to grab to the wall to be able to do something or something like that was absolutely horrible, platforms are about simplicity and rythm, and the game fails at that making you press filler buttons that makes things difficult to pull off.
Didn't play more than an hour, into the garbage it goes.

Nope. It got one because of it being progressive.

>quitting the game because it requires you to use more than 1 button
We have reached peak zoomer

Gets people pissed/curious more often, which means more clicks :^)

I haven’t played past level 4, but I think its at least a 9/10

No. Shitty insufferable story and forgettable gameplay where the only thing it has going on is muh difficulty.

be honest Yea Forums,you just hate this game because of its red nosed artstyle,if it had anime artstyle i bet my ass you would be praising 24/7 with constant generals and porn

fuck no. This girly indieshit was overhyped to hell and back

>indieshit

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What a kichigai game.

It's great but IWBTG fangames have much more satisfying movement.

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that applies to RDR2, BOTW, and Witcher 3. overrated games

pixelshit past its era is never good
especially if it's indie shovelware

more like the 3 stages of a cult classic, not all 10/10s go through that.

Gameplay is pretty much a 10 and I have zero complaints there
visuals are just fine. It's appealing but not amazing, that gets a 7
The sound design is excellent and compliments the gameplay but the music is completely forgettable, gets a 6 overall
story is okay but not THE MOST EMOTIONAL THING EVAR like it's set up to be, Gris is far better with its story and themes than Celeste is. 6/10

overall I'd give it a strong 7.5

i haven't finished it but i think they would've done better if they tried using something other than oversized pixel characters

Bretty good 7-7.5. The only reason it got a 10 was because the dev took a hatchet to xer junk.

September

yes

thoughts?

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I think you're a faggot

thank you for your input

pixelshit garbage belongs in the past.

SNK vs Capcom is pretty good. Especially for a neo geo pocket game, no other portable fighter really compared and its still better than lesser vs. games like SvC Chaos

>It's no secret that people in the west (especially USA) are lately ridiculously insane
Canadians are even worse than Americans.

This. If it wasn't for the ((accessible mode)) and the fact the developer is deep in the clique, the game would get an 8 at highest.

As someone who bear it
Absolutely not

Rain World is one of the best games ever made and I like that only the patrician elite understands how great it is. Humans who take reviews seriously are brainwashed and lost

No, a spike level double jump dash former is the most uninteresting type of platformer ever.

>in the past
In the past, pixel art was good. You had good artists and good art direction making the most of the style. Games like Celeste just use pixel style to disguise cheap, sub-par artwork. Shovel Knight is an example of a game that used pixel style effectively.

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Yeah, sure. Video games can be a subjective medium, and this game hits all the right buttons for me. Favourite 2D platformer of all time for sure.

>game even remotely touches upon 'mental illness'
>instant 10/10 from journos

every time

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>No Friends
>Actually 109 friends
I have 100 less people on my list and I think I have enough people to play everyday

Objectively untrue. Maybe in a case-by-case basis, but at least Canada provides mental health care

>tfw never played cause there's a tranny and muh abortion
>system's dogs say I'm a nazi
>actually anarchist playing vidya and selling roids

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Let's play Stardew Valley and get married

The further you get in platformers the more fun it gets.

Isn't this crap super meat boy pandering trannies?

Of course not.

1 and most important:it's derivative and practically mundane at times. It barely has enough content to get you to the finish line.

2 brown character for literally no reason other to appeal to PC people. Super contrived and awkward.

3 to say the mental health plot is cringey wouldn't be doing it justice so let me explain in detal. it tries to make you sympathize with terrible people because the devs proabably have no redeeming qualities, but they fall for the meme that "everyone has something good about them deep down" which is blatantly not true.

4 almost forgot about this one. holy shit the "artstyles" is ugly and cringey as shit.

5 the ending is abrupt and anticlima

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>universal healthcare is the answer to everything
Naive Leaf spotted.

It's a solid game, but I dunno about 10/10. If it weren't for the assist mode though, I doubt this game would get as much praise from reviewers.

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Don't you ever wonder why america is the only country where kids regularly murder eachother?

Ok then Schoppenhauer.

I heard its OST has house music in it so sure.

5
It was over hyped. Mediocre plat former at best. Thing got so much attention because it panders to social issues like "muh depression gaem"

>Did Celeste really deserve a 10/10 Yea Forums?

if your a shitlib hipster? sure.

Seething drumpftard
Daily reminder that gaming is our hobby now sweetie :)

Based

>is a DUDE SPIKES LMAO pixlshit platformer
Cringe

Hey fellow leaf, OHIP and healthcare programs don't cover mental health 90% of the time because most head doctors prefer private clients. And the psychologist/psychiatrist that do accept OHIP and other provincial programs have a massive waitlist. So your statement is "untrue" as well.

post the image

It disrespects the sanctity of unborn life

no,

7/10

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I think it deserves a solid 7.5/10, game is frustrating at times but it is really rewarding to me because of the difficulty. Also anyone saying that this game has bad graphics obviously didnt realize that it is supposed to be that, or else it would have been harder if it was 3D or some bullshit.

It was made by a tranny with a web of connections to various game media sites so yes

This doesn't mean anything anymore in the age we live, where everything is hyped for the hell of it. Hype makes it seems like something is going to be that great, tricks you into thinking that is a fact and that everyone share the same opinion and when the fad is over you notice how shit or overrated as fuck it was. Undertale is the best example for this.It got the hype from homestuck fandom and being promoted by folloers by some love letter to earthbound (which is why early reviews often compared it) only to turn into something overrated mostly remembered for its memes and music.

Masterpieces stand the test of a (long) time and celeste is recent by that matter.

of course not.

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No, I give it a 3 for being a boring shit with a lame story.

he wasn't a tranny yet when the game came out

Its another tranny SJW game, that's why the journos love it. Realistically the game is pretty generic and should get a 6 at best.

Wait, did mattmakesgames become a tranny? As someone who grew up with proto-meatboy platformers like Jumper or Dim this is like Wahowski of vidya to me.

>game cured my depression
Then you weren't depressed, my dude. You're probably no more than early 20s and just upset about some girl or not having a girl or you had to deal with some "real shit". Just wait until you're over 30 when all this real shit you dealt with is just everyday life. Actual depression requires years of cb therapy, lifestyle changes, and, if clinically depressed, medication. You were just sad, little one.

he's """nonbinary""" now, aka desperate for attention but not willing to commit to being full tranny

>cured my depression
not sure if you were depressed
Sadness is not depression.

no it's a shit game with terrible pixel art

I unironically believe if only men could get pregnant women would still demand control of the fetus because they did their "share" by filling my tight buypucci with their hot smelly feminine semen.

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Cope

>pokemon R/B/Y
>when it's a fuck8ng glitchfest

> 2002 - Metal Gear Solid (GBC)

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