You see those mountains? You can crimb them

You see those mountains? You can crimb them

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sounds fun

>turns out its just an illusion
>mountains are actually close
>really short

Who actually cares about this overblown load?

>See those mountiains?
>You can pee on them

You can piss on them

We all know this is unironically what's up.

If you can't draw in the snow with your piss Kojima is dead to me.

You see those mountains? You can look at them

You can milk them

Wonder if this game has weather/climate/temperature mechanics or not.

>point at mountain
>press travel button
>screen fades to black
>30 second loading screen, maybe animation if you're lucky
>appear near summit

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Oh wow what's on them?

Nothing, but you can climb them.

You see those mountains? You can have gay sex on them.

Fuck you Toddjima
Elder Scrolls Solid VI when?

What are some good mountaineering vidya?

geoff keighley

It really bothers me how close ludens is to judens

Breath of the Wild.

korok seeds

celeste

Judens isn't even a word you complete retard

>mountaineering where you spider-man up sheer cliffs

I'll keep cummin

Sorry, mr. nazi that I don't speak your loser language.

I'm looking forwards to a gorgeous comfy walking sim.

snow

semen stains the mountain tops
jesus christ I love you yes I do

>they already showed sam walking through snow in the trailers
>they showed pissing last time
Kojima better let us make piss soaked snowballs.

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Yahaha!

What else can I do kojima?
Or is this just a hiking sim?

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A shrine.