>Be me
>Colonist, grew up on a colony, parents killed when I was young
> Sole Survivor, survived through horror after an attack on Akuze
>Meet someone with a fucked up childhood
>keep talking with her, get to know her and start to love her, not just a quick fuck
>Break through her tough nihilistic exterior and discover the vulnerable girl inside
>Make tender love as she cries, then cuddle tenderly
>Still love each other and we'll never seperate
Feels good bros
>Bald
Yuck
Looked better bald. Or arleast not with the haircut they gave her in 3
Yeah, well...
Maybe some of your attitude rubbed off on me little
Prime Christy Mack before the facial reconstruction surgery.
but bald girls can be cute user...
she actually looked really pretty without the bad boy act
she has an objectively cute face. you just have to imagine her with hair
Wholesome and cutepilled!
Oh user... when will you learn
I'd fuck Jack in my run in 2, we meet again in 3, she was beatiful
Cringe and yikespilled
til she murders you with a knife in your sleep one night
But user, that would never happen, she loves me completely.
Why a knife when her own mind is more than enough?
>other choices: pure nerdy girl, big-titted butterface, big-titted butterface with a bun, blue waifu
>choose this instead
Literally why.
You don't understand, beta faggot
Ash > Miranda > Jack > Liara > Tali.
She's practically like a fucking sith ot like that guy from Infamous, why would you pick anyone else over psychic death machine gf
Shit taste
Liara > Tali > Jack > Ash > Miranda
Shit opinions
Post your rankings then, jackass.
Jack > Jack > Jack > Jack > Jack >maybe some others
Were these open for spectators?
>picks the most used goods character in video games
LOL She's good for a one night stand. but she's absolute shit for a long term relationship.
For me it's Liara tfw no threesome with Liara, Benezia and Shiala. Garrus can have Tali and Miri is for Jack.
Disgusting.
>liking Jack is cucked because she's a child rape victim
>the two most popular waifus are both aliens you can't actually have children with, one even worse because Asari can just meld with a handshake and live for 1000's of years fucking other people
Face it, inevitably Liara is going to pull the ol' face-down-picture-on-the-bedside-table.
Well, she does agree it doesn't work if you break up with her in 3. Pretty easily too.
>tattoos
Yeah, nah, my dick ain't going anywhere near ya.
That's the intended effect
She will make a fine Matriarch instead, with tiddy to rival prime Benezia.
>inevitably Liara is going to pull the ol' face-down-picture-on-the-bedside-table.
Not if you fuck her hard enough.
Rival? She's already past her.
She will obviously will find a way to extend Sheps lifespan. She just can't leave him.
Now that's my daughter!
We need a remastered trilogy with new romance scenes, better combat mechanics, better graphics and of course the chance to address forgotten story threads (dark matter, etc) as well as rewriting the trilogy and creating a satisfactory conclusion.
Some quibbles include making Miranda's face less potato like, making Jack's hair from 3 standard, making Ash's face more ladylike, making Kelly the commander's personal fleshlight, reducing loading times, making renegade pragmatic rather than evil. Samara finally putting out, eliminating the retarded human reaper, the colonists disappearance and Cerberus being involved from ME1.
she can keep the tats but the baldness really kills any boner I could have for her
>this fucking monster is teaching kids now
>she gives you a gang tattoo in ME3
You ever stroke a bald girl's head? It's a fantastic sensation. Get all that tiny hairs on her head prickling your hand, it's electrifying. And they seem to get really excited when you pay attention to it during sex.
Jack ~ Miranda > Ashley > Liara >>>>>>> Cora >>>>>> Death by sepsis >>>>>>>>>> Tali ~ Peebee
Hell, even rereleasing the trilogy with only 1 new ending will fix all of Bioware's problems. The main problem with making new Mass Effect games is ME3's shitty ending making it impossible to create sequels.
Also, think about how much money Bioware would make from releasing ME1 again with the gay options enabled. All the tumblr fags would go crazy over it and they wouldn't even need to make anything new.
What's wrong with Tali?
>You ever stroke a bald girl's head?
I think you might be gay.
based
Nothing good will come out of nu "bioware".
>What's wrong with Tali?
BY THE DAWNS SHINING LIIIIIIGHT
She has autism, user. Really terrible form of autism.
>I think you might be gay.
>If you fucked a woman, you might be gay
Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but you might be retarded.
Oooooof
For me it's Kaidan
>liking girls that look like men isn't gay
Okay, dude. I bet you're an ass man too.
Easy there, cheerleader, you might tear your pantyhose, with that edge.
>liking girls that look like men
Who said she looked like a guy? Sounds like you're projecting to me. So you're a gay retard.
Wait till Jack strap on fucks you.
Being bald is a masculine trait. Not my fault you find that attractive.
As if that wasn't the plan all along ...
>Being bald is a masculine trait
It's not masculine, if you're a bald guy, it's shitty genetics. So I'm guessing you're a gay, bald, retard.
There are more bald men than bald women. Keep deflecting, faggot.
Too many tattoos. Plus pretty sure she's a dyke.
I actually liked Jack to the point where she was the character I romanced in ME2. I honestly have no idea why because her type of character and appearance isn't usually what I dig.
Hell, if I felt any desire to play through the game again I'd probably still go with her.
>t.
This is painful to read, second hand embarrassment
>ranking Tali over any of the humans
user you can’t even fuck tali because she would die
If anything they're cute despite the baldness. It's never a positive.
bros...
i love love jack so much
>ywn rub a bald girl's head
it hurts, lads
She has cute bum. Shame about non-existent hips
FUCKING BASED TASTE
>bald
>clearly has hair
It's just shaved you bellend