Meet your new Smash Bros DLC character say something nice about your new wife Yea Forums

yes she is bitch.

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No.

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user you are sorely mistaken. I'm going to use my actual Wife, Zelda, to beat the living shit out of this literaly 2who(?) garbage.
that said, I'm okay with her getting in, cause then I can punish her good.

>being this gay

Ye ok w/e faggot.

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>you like [insert wife]
>you are gay
>which is worse than me
>who likes a loli

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says the fag who prefers jannies not him btw.

Congrats, even Nips talked about it
sumaburayasan.com/archives/20605403.html

>Loving the magnificent Venus that is Hijiri = gay
I don't understand your standards and can't agree with them. Reimu doesn't have her figure and probably never will.

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>reimu thread
>severe lack of pits pics
Yea Forums was a mistake

>being this gay

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Jesus Christ this image

Reimu more like lame-who lol

This is the last fetish I ever expected to have
Fucking touhou

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pit pussy

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Sorry, I'm already married to the Living Destruction.

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honestly was a doomfag but converted to a reimuchad to accept my wife. Touhou is really good for the porn bro.

pfft fag

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She’s a character who can piss people off. I like that very much.

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This is you then. But I am an actual Touhou fan and really love reimu cuz shes my wife.

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>CU
>Not Patches
Please.

Haven't posted this in a while.
>Reimu had a crossover appearance with Kirby in another Bandai Namco title
youtube.com/watch?v=MY6gkmxGF2k&t=0m5s
>Bandai Namco has experience with the Touhou series
>Bandai Namco also made remixes of Touhou music
youtube.com/watch?v=0z9ygWEwK8Y
>Bandai Namco also has licenses to Touhou fan music
youtube.com/watch?v=A3Ppj87ma1Q
>Touhou is a pop culture phenomenon in Japan with two major conventions every year
>Sega and Nintendo sold arrange CDs at Reitaisai
shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,19472.msg1252539.html#msg1252539
>ZUN had officially given Nintendo a license, allowing Band Brothers players to upload music based on all Team Shanghai Alice albums
>3 Touhou fangames and an official spin-off is coming to Switch fairly soon
>Luna Nights possibly has an exclusive Cirno boss for the Nintendo Switch port
twitter.com/UNTIESWORLD/status/1147796417823383552
gematsu.com/2019/07/touhou-luna-nights-coming-to-switch-in-2019
gematsu.com/2019/05/touhou-hyoibana-antinomy-of-common-flowers-coming-to-switch
>Reimu's amiibo will sell like hotcakes
>Leak mentions Rare Replay which was confirmed by Sabi, a very credible insider to be true, mentions DQ ports a month before DQ11's port got its release date announced and also mentions Touhou ports which are coming fairly soon
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/446252992/
>5ch AoCF Switch leaker mentions Reimu, Yukari, Sanae and Kanako in Smash
logsoku.com/r/2ch.sc/famicom/1564768609/

Reimu is potentially already in.
Don't really like how Stevefags are hijacking her in order to shitpost.

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>being a patchesfag

I never supported Steve and I was glad they were btfo, what I mean is that I can’t wait until your wife gets in and causes and am even bigger btfo because she’s a literal who in the west. Their reactions to your wife will be very exciting to see

FUCK OFF REMIU IS YOUR WIFE BITCH.

What's the problem, bruv?

if reimu was everyone's wife, won't that make everyone''s a cuck?

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based

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I can see them reveal the last two fighters at the same time like with Bayo and Corrin
It'd curb leakers and at that point, hiding reveals wouldn't matter

He's inevitable.
Slayer will come and clean all the evil in Smash Bros Ultimate.

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please be real

Tits too big, unironically ruined. Also the line art of the tit outline is too thick and hurts the framing of the armpit.

reimu has evidence where is yours? Oh I know NO WHERE enjoy your new wife.

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The AoCF guy said he doesn't believe 70 percent of what people are saying but he's heard Reimu in Smash, Yukari, Youkai Buster, and Seirensen the most
The thing that puzzles me is that how would the doujin community know about in game shit?
If they were doing music, they'd stick with the fucking music

Don't fight
I want you both in more than any other characters
Also both sides are reaching

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Probably reaching, but they could've seen some concepts in order to get inspired.

Grant didn't even know the stage was spiral mountain when he composed

Can you reimu fags just fuck off your stupid loli isn't getting into smash bros its crash bandicoot you dumbasses.

She loves you too! Give your wife a hug.

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She's a qt

Doesn't necessarily need to be the stage itself.
It can literally be any sort of material.
It's all just speculation, that 5ch leak seems awfully shady anyways.

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COPE, REIMU IS IN BITCH

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Reimu is probably 20 by now so she's no longer a loli

show proof faggot? All her OFFICIAL art shows she is.

why would they put a character nobody cares about in smash

Sorry man, it's just the facts.

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YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH EVERYONE KNOWS WHO CRASH IS WHO THE FUCK IS REIMU?

ZUN can't be bothered to give a suitable explanation as to why the human characters don't age even though Gensokyo time passes 1:1 with the real world. Don't think about it too much.

Maybe everybody knows, does anyone care? I doubt that

Phoenix Wright isn't my wife what the fuck are you on about

The official artwork doesn't show her as a loli you fucktard

IM SURE THEY CARE MORE ABOUT CRASH THAN FUCKING REIMU

Literally anybody would care more about fucking reimu than crash and burn bandicoot

It's street fighter all over again

give her a kiss user. She is your wife after all.

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keep telling yourself that
never

nice filename but i prefer her pits

She can't be everyone's wife at the same time. She's hogging all the faith in Gensokyo!

Op's thread Op's rules. Some doomfag even got converted to reimu's love.

Oh yeah.

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what are some artists that do justice to her erotic pits

the thread theme since reimu is the based of being the most based.

youtube.com/watch?v=VuDDnPx5LLg

>reimu as your wife
So let’s be clear, doomguy is your husband if you support him (only if you’re a femanon).

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what about crash? Hes more liable to get in before Doom or reimu who you fucking faggot.

>腋巫女
holy shit

>Marrying a Bandicoot
what the fuck is wrong with you

>western """art"""

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Doom slayer only fights evil and Reimu isn't evil.
It will be very exciting to see both of them in Smash Bros Ultimate.

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CRASH ISN'T EVIL FAGGOT GIVE ME ONE REASON DOOM AND REIMU HAVE MORE EVIDENCE THAN CRASH OH WAIT U CANT

really good evidence was posted in this thread, how about you provide some for your furry mascot

you piece if shit

I'd love to see Crash, but I doubt they're including him in Fighters Pass. Hopefully they'll include him in the second Fighters Pass.

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aww its ok seething crash tard just make sure to give your wife a nice kiss on the lips when she makes it in smash with doom.

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This, I want both of them, RIP AND TEAR and the CRIMSON SLASHER

>reimu amiibo will sell like hotcakes

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leave my wife alone

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Reimu is kind of a dick, though.

considering all her other figures sell out, I'd say its a fair assessment

If Rosalina's amiibo sold out in half an hour, I'm gonna assume Reimu would sell out instantly in Japan at least.

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Through this point, I have several characters:
>Dante
>Ryu (Ninja Gaiden)
>Travis Touchdown
>Linkle
>Conker
>Sylux
>Medusa
>The Hunter (Monster Hunter)
>Weavel
>Jack Cayman (MadWorld)
And many more...

ch AoCF Switch leaker mentions Reimu, Yukari, Sanae and Kanako in Smash
How the fuck are they going to manage that

it could be real as long as sanae and kanako are palette swaps and not alternate costumes

Who even wants that old Hag kanako in smash, no one.

they're fucking in

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Bowser Jr.-esque alt costumes.

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She never even was a loli

I do

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Why the fuck would they leave marisa out though? and put sanae instead? doesnt make sense
Marisa is as much of a main character as Reimu, to not have her in would be rather suspect

because sanae is a miko too and marisa plays nothing like reimu

You guys are setting yourselves up for disapointment

Would Switch be able to handle Reimu though?

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flawless character design

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We're just being hopeful.

We'll be disappointed when the time comes.

i never understood touhou being associated with lolis, ZUN's artstyle is just semi chibi in the face.

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weebs are too used to monster tits so they mistake them for children

I don't expect her to actually get in but it's nice to dream.

they actually look closer to children than most lolis

Touhou porn wouldn't increase by any notable amount, there are way more touhou artists than smash artists.
It might be that some touhou artists would draw smash porn though.

Isn't Reimu Otis's wife though?

Japanese woman naturally look younger than western woman

FUCK REIMU!
YUKARI IS IN!

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oh and lots of screenshots of her armpits

and that's a great thing!

4# Reimu
5# Chosen Undead

I feel sorry for you user. I myself am pretty happily married to my wife Phoenix Wright.

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Even with this I still doubt it's happening

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I'd edit that into a positive pregnancy test if I knew how to do more than MSPaint

You drive a convincing case, Reimufag. I hope you get your character some day. Never let those blockhead falseflaggers get you down.

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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

i would not be mad with only having doomguy at all

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You too Pheonixfag, I genuinely wonder what his move kit would be like

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touhou fags are mentally ill

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very cute reimu

>people already getting cocky and making ALREADY CONFIRMED posts
I know most of it is shitposting but I hope you guys haven't gotten to this point. Reimu has her advantages but there is no point when she is a confirmed pick. She could very easily not make it simply because of the amount of competition among third parties (I doubt an indie would be at the top of Sakurai's priority list).

Basically, don't make the same mistakes as Ashleyfags and Bandanafags. Careful optimism is better than setting yourself for failure.

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>WE WANT BANJO
>AND CRASH
>AND CONKER
>AND SPYRO
>AND RAYMAN
Since when were 3D platformers the only relevant games?

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I just want him in, and he deserves it.

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>he deserves it
He was already in MvC, if anything that makes him less deserving compared to others

I suppose that also applies to Capcom in general then?

M8 do you even know Touhoufans

Based Wrightbro. Best of luck to you.

Yukari fucking Reimu!

ZUN doesn't really consider it a franchise in the traditional sense so an amiibo is unlikely.

Why should an amiibo be unlikely? There are plenty of nedoroids and other figures

If Reimu gets to have mechanics from the fighting games she'll easily outclass any other option for an indie character

>muh deserved slot
stop

Piranha Plant is in Smash

since when was 2who relevant before banjo was confirmed

There were still supporters. They were just overshadowed by 'Banjo vs. Steve'.
Now since that is over, people are starting to delve into the rest of their lists.

I bet you thought Dragon Quest was niche too

Reisen's my wife, not Reimu.

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Stupid FUCKING Reimufags when will you understand that 2hu is so 2007 and nobody cares about that stupid franchise anymore?

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Nobody cares enough about Shantae to even make decent porn of her.
In fact, I'm pretty sure most Shantaefags are pushing for her in Smash just for porn.

>create artificial hype
>if she's in, flood the board with shitposting
>if she's not, flood Touhou threads with shitposting