Imagine being a billionaire while dressing this casually without any guards or anything while in fucking China of all...

Imagine being a billionaire while dressing this casually without any guards or anything while in fucking China of all places.

Why is Gaben so based?

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>Fat Lazy Jew
>Based
Top fucking kek.

Someone shop him sitting there in front of tanks!

Not that many people know who he is. Average steam user has no clue who Gaben is.

Gaben is /ourguy/, newfriend.

All white people look the same to Asians.

It's okay, he has an organ harvesting immunity card because he put le funny chink pandering monkey in his game

>he's still living in 2010
time to come back to reality

He's busy shilling his underwear brand.

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Gaben hasn't been /ourguy/ in a very, very, very long time my little zoom zoom.

>uhhhhh......no?

I wouldn't know him by looks either. My mental image of Gaben is Gaben Classic.

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thats not his security next to him in the black shirt?

We sure thats China and not some China Town? No one is getting hit by a car or electricuted.

Well, he's in China. Not like he's in the US where he'll get arrested for the most trivial of things.

you just step in from 2009, buddy?

Based.
Cringe.

>not Gaben: Source

The street collapsed 5 seconds after the photo was taken, killing at least 35 people.

He's not based. He's a fucking pedo.

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Why? Its not like hes in a wallmart.

Most billionaires don't outwardly flaunt their wealth, China also has Tencent for all of their gaming needs they don't use Steam, also with 1.5B people only a small portion of the population know who he is

he dresses like my dad

Fuck she's cute.

Thats a middle aged housewife user

Why is that woman standing so close to him?

>be a billionaire
>look like you crawled out of a dumpster

in the end, gaben was always our guy

>unguarded

his body guard is standing right next to him though? Only question is, who is she in contact with at the time of the photo?

Seething winnie the pooh

thats a 50 year old woman

Caught in his gravitational pull.

why would you ever go to china in this political climate they have literally dbeen taking western hostages and disappearing their own billionaires, they just unpersoned the fucking chief of interpol, he's just gone, they got a new one

China will own Steam within 3 years friendo.

>pedo
She's clearly at least 20. And looks like she wanted to take a pic with him

>He bought the game? Start the steam sale

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>Most billionaires don't outwardly flaunt their wealth

This, there's a term called "nigger rich" and is the poor person's perception of what a rich person does with their money. Those that get rich and most importantly stay rich, live quite modest lives, for the most part.

This perception is why many lottery winners end up going broke within a few years.

China's pretty safe for foreigners if you stick to main streets. No one wants to be the one to get unperson'd by the government for making an international scene.

Maybe they will maybe they won't, but why are you eager about it happening, ching chong?

WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING CHINKS BEING DESTROYED ON HOME SOIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW Yea Forums !?!??!

Reminder that China losing their own fucking TI means that DOTA is fucking DEAD.

you can refund games if you recently bought them and then they go on sale to buy them cheaper, i've done it many times and steam support doesn't mind

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Based and yellowpilled

Why are libtards calling people who interact with Asian girls pedos? Do you know how fucking insane you are to say that?

her nagging boyfriend

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The steam sale has started? flood Yea Forums with the ad-bots

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I'm not eager for it happen at all, it's just given me massive pause for thought that Gabe is going to die/retire very soon and when he does it's going to be a fucking feeding frenzy.

Did Tim push him too far? Has Gabe traveled to China to personally teach them a lesson?

>China bad
>USA good
Deluded incels.

shes fucken 30 at least user, you can tell by their hands

No white people to shoot up the place except other white tourists

Gay Ben is just another capitalist pig literally. Die of high cholesterol, germ

Cause hes a nobody who nobody gives a fuck a about. Only you white loser beta cucks know who he is

el gaberino
no big deal

Only blacks get arrested for trivial things in America

>>China bad
>>USA good
This but unironically.

White women are seething.

>"longd"

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Are you blind resatera tranny? Stop dilating your crotch gash and you can clearly see she's in her 20's.

Literally everyone in that picture who isn't Gabe Newell is actually a professional hired gun. Even the children.

Didn't know Gaben had gained back that much weight.

No they don't. You have the President of the United States trying to get some blatantly guilty black guy - ASAP Rocky, out of prison for beating up some mud in Sweden.

>don't use steam
>when I cannot avoid some random Ching Chong in every CSGO match I play.
A lot of them can only speak basic english. They are funny when they try to communicate with an english speaking team-mate in the best english that they can. The fact that many of them chinks are chill do show that some of their kind do have a modicum sense of humor.

Then there are those chinks who'll get offended with china no.2/other country no.1 jokes and anything that might imply a negative image to China. Yeah fuck those chinks.

China is one of the absolute safest places you can travel. The videos of crazy workplace accidents in rural factories and people beating cheating spouses have zero impact on foreigners.

It's not like they'll shoot you in a hotel for failing Simon Says.

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If only that were still the case

gaben is also a fucking racist

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I mean she start him first

wait, did that really happen? If so that's hilarious

>tfw you will never be surrounded by nvbian qveens

>They immediately scatter
Hilarious

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The 2011 bar's two blocks down.

>watching them scatter after he belts the first one
My fucking sides.

Yep. Just a typical day for white men in Texas.

Not defending knocking out a woman, but she should have walked away after the first shove. The guy clearly meant business after that.

>implying there aren't dozens of guards surrounding him in that picture

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SG was pretty good.

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Hes old as shit and fat, why should he bother dressing like he’s rich?

>Talk shit, get hit
Whats so hard to understand?

bullshit, I work in a hotel in texas and the cops don't do shit. they will literally let people who are committing fraud go even if they try and flee because they don't want to do any work. the person will say some bullshit like "oh it's my boss's card" and then they'll just turn them loose. totally ignoring the fact that the card isn't tied to a valid account, the person ran from the police, and it would take 5 minutes to check out.

Even the green dress by the stairs.

corporate sheep

He clearly has not visited the china threads on /pol/

Aren't those just rent-a-cops anyway?
From experience, when a cop isn't in full body armor with an auto rifle, they aren't going to do anything.
When they are, they'll take the time to get smashed and play Simon Says with your cousin.

Will we ever get the Gaben redemption arc, bros?

Kys, atleast Tim is a tree friend, Gaben is jew friend

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That video was disturbing. Even more so the rationalizations people come up with to defend slaying some dude sobbing and crawling on the ground with his hands in the air begging for his life.

Not in nearly a decade, Reddit

>Tim kills Steam
>Gaben is forced to make good games again like Half Life 3
>Gaben brings James back
>Deletes all these shiny Dota hats

we have security both armed and unarmed, but I'm talking about actual police officers that are reporting to a call we've made. and yeah they never do anything. same goes for our own security at the hotel. if it's slow they just dick around to the point where you can pretty much walk wherever you'd like and take anything not bolted down or behind a locked door, and when it's busy they try to flirt with hotel guests.

>redemption
for what? more like retirement

Is this your first time seeing a video with black people in it? It's what they do. It's called "breaking out". As soon as any shit hits the fan, black people get the fuck out.

Dude if you went to shanghai you would totally eat your words. Its like the cities are gonna be like in the future. Theyre rail systems are fucking incredible. I dont know where you live. But if you live in a big city and you come upon a geneticist ask him or her if theyve been to shanghai. Most of em have. If you go it will blow your mind away. Also youre most likely to encounter crime in america. The penalties for even petty theft in china are huge. Like years in jail for petty theft.

Is this a new psyop? Why is everything under 25 now pedo?

trannies can't cope with being rejected anymore
post-op incels are rising up

they subconsciously all wanted to get fucked by him. in one way or the other

I hope this pig is enjoying jail. You never hit a woman no matter what.

cuck

I’m a woman you idiot, we can’t be cucks.

wtf I love based fortnite now

You will never be a woman. Dilate.

Tranny

GABE NO!!!!!!!!

>hitting women should be illegal
you sexist fuck

>People here are so dumb they don't know that China uses whores to blackmail people just like jews.

Gabe has such bad taste.

At least marry a non-Communist like a Japanese.

women can be cuckolded too you are not immune

Correct me if I'm wrong but Steam has never been listed on a public exchange so Net Worth is questionable.

I can practically smell the photoshop of his head

>Yea Forums suddenly hate Gaben

WTF happened?????

having sex with asians is not considered pedophilia idiot, open a fucking dictionary

youtube.com/watch?v=2c-L8M9FsVs

This cuck let a woman deeply bite into his arm until it was bleeding and nobody around tried to help.

>being this much of a white knight
lol

M8, she is clearly over 18.

He sold his Microsoft stock for his first billion. Steam has been crazy profitable. They released revenue one year and it was double digit billions, with 300~ employees. He's for sure at least 20 billion net worth.

Never post again you unbelievable retard

Fuck this shit. My first order as a Billionaire would be to create my own Hentai studio that only develops Milf/SS animation

Every title Valve has released since after The Orange Box has been trying to cash in on the same shit TF2 managed. They don't make games anymore, they just design virtual casinos. Valve is actively contributing to the death of the video game industry instead of rounding off the HL series

Yes and?

why the fuck didnt he just punch her or drive away?

What a pussy. Deserved to suffer for being such a manlet cuck.

Not bullshit for the guy murdered by a cop.

liberals are all massively racist
they hate asians

>the comments
>give her equal rights and lefts

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All rich people dress like that
You think they give a fuck what others think?

I imagine if her baby daddy wasn't recording this for Worldstar, he'd have clocked her.
>AAAGH!
>aight aight don't hit her doh
How about you pry your crackhead off his arm if you don't want her hit?

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No longer the case. Fuck Valve.
They used to be good. Now they are just... mediocre

>he'd have clocked her
He was talking to her like a pussy instead of shouting "GET OFF MY CAR YOU FUCKING WHORE BEFORE I CRACKED YOUR HEAD OPEN". Should've put that bitch in place.

He fucks a gook?

not a typical day in the least though. the cops are lazy and undertrained and also the state is so big that half the time you call something in you'll get a canned "not in our jurisdiction try the X county office" and X county will say the same thing but to call Y county sheriff.

>in fucking China
no one's gonna kill you in china, they fear the government too much

>rich crackers/chink men usually wear casual clothes in public
>rich women/spics/negros -almost- always wear expensive clothing and jewels at all times
Explain this to me

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Sour grapes

He was being repeatedly told by the black cameraman not to hit her. He was likely scared of becoming the next Zimmerman.

>The videos of crazy workplace accidents in rural factories and people beating cheating spouses have zero impact on foreigners.
The crazy nationalists do though. Like the guy a few years ago that attacked a French couple with a sword because he thought they were American.

Is he chopping it down himself?

>for what?
Rape Day

Men are smart, women are retarded.

TITS OR GTFO

Holy shit Gaben is so based

Why did no one help the poor woman? What a bunch of pussies.

>Gaben? That's my deadname, call me... Sexpat Santa

>pedo.
seems like you are mentally

Cuck Queen
look it up
no wait, i'll spoon feed you
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuckquean

The lady next to him is a trained ninja though, she's guarding gabe

Do you even know to what people that term even refers to?

beat it cuck

hes training for the next fourtknight tournamend, building bases and stuff

It's a "Spot the three state police officers in undercover protecting Gaben" kind of picture

China knows they can't beat GabeN, now they try to recruit him.

Too bad the americucks will probably let them do it.

>get rich
>buy fucktons of land and raw resources with the intent to resell it at a price many times higher after just sitting on it for a couple decades because you're rich
>call it an ecological effort for tax deductions, subsidies, and free PR with gullible kids on videogame forums
What a great guy!

A lot of billionaires live a relatively normal life. It's the ones that have a celebrity complex that try and prove they are so rich by buying useless crap.
youtu.be/2mL19xFGkIo?t=179
Go to 3mins if link doesn't work.

It's obviously the woman next to him, the person staring into the shopping window (looking at gabe from the reflection) and the kid. Though that kid's an amateur. You're not supposed to directly look at the VIP

this guy has to be the biggest weakling on this planet

no power at all

Imagine being THIS much of a cynical cuck

Is this it?
Is he selling us out?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Imagine being a guy surrounded by horny female minorities trying to take your virginity and you start chimping

it's just new money vs real money or old money
and btw there are expensive af clothes that look anonymous if you buy from italian brands

>Virgin protecting his future wizardry against the sheboon thots

>nobody mentioned politics
>GRRR THOSE LIBSHITS ARE AT IT AGAIN
Dare I say it...?

He's just figuring out where to go for dinners.

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same reason you don't like when black guys date white girls

I dunno, he looks like he passed the wizard age threshold

>10 cents have been deposited to your epic games account.

Why is Richard Stallman in China of all places?

>The guitarist character is a 13 year old girl

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She's now 23 in phase 5.

Another brainwashed American. Classic

Is steam even allowed in China?

the chinks got their own

who?

>suddenly dies with diabetes

Yeah but in that particular case the cop was retarded, giving a drunk dude who was unarmed a bunch of confusing commands and then shooting him at the slightest movement.

>He's not based.
>He's a fucking pedo.

Stop contradicting yourself

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Why would they try and start something with a fucking ogre?

>fat bearded guy

There's literally millions of him.

Yeah I'm saving that one

>I’m a woman you idiot, we can’t be cucks.
>t. ovarycuck

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upvoted redditbro

>he looks like Root Mean Square, creator of GNOO/Hurr plus leenoocks

rent free

Reading that image made my day.

>few years ago
So basically nothing ever happens.

women in western world are well aware that it's socially unacceptable for a man to lay a finger on them.
But sometimes THAT happens

And Notch says money doesnt buy happiness.

Fuck off tranny

She's back from hell?

>YES IT HAS TO BE GABEN THAT ASKED HER TO TAKE A PHOTO, THIS MAKES NO SENSE BUT MY MED INFECTED MIND TELLS ME SO, SO IT MUST BE TRUE

u zoomin?

I kinda miss old Gabe. But I also miss old Yea Forums. Even if we got old Gabe back, current Yea Forums wouldn't have as much fun and make as much OC as it did back in the day.

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You would need like 12 people to be able to carry his fat ass, not worth it

How would a man this fat avoid eating a meal with gutter oil?

Long D

didnt bill gates do the same thing? he announced he would donate half of his fortune to charity and then it kind of never happened.

k-kawaii

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It's like a mobster parking his $100k car in a terrible neighborhood, nobody is going to touch it because they know who it belongs to.

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it did tho, he just happened to make it all back plus some

That’s Japan not China you dip

Fuck this PR clown

>5XL

Gaben 1.6

Is he performing chinese tai ji over there

eurogamer.net/articles/2019-08-21-valve-talks-steam-china-curation-exclusivity
DId everyone miss this news? He's probably over there to straighten things out.

Was there ever a part 2 to this? I doubt she'd post more after getting laughed out of fucking reddit of all places but I'd love to hear how it ended.

nah, you have to be really guillible to believe good will based on words. He bought land, what he means to do with it remain to be seen.

im not living in china
i dont care

How cute, the boys get a single case to laugh at. While we get like a million cases each day to laugh at you over

And yet I bet you're obsessed with the guys 'cross the pond

I wouldn't recgonize new gaben if I saw him in the street

>obsessed with the guys 'cross the pond
what?

>we can spread our legs

No shit. It's not an accomplishment to have sex as a woman. We may make you feel like you're winning to have sex with you, but you're not.

It's much more of an accomplishment to stay a virgin till marriage.

He looks just like my dad

how can any woman laugh at me if i never had relationship and contact with any woman (other than women from my family) to begin with?

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Goddammit she's cute. It's not fair bros

Really? Because there's plenty of footage on Youtube about sovereign citizens of your skin color getting arrested.

Is Gaben the GRRM of gaming or is GRRM the Gaben of literature?

Stupidity is, want it or not,part of humanity.
They're BAD humans.

Most billionaires aren't actually all that well known.
I bet you can't even name eight of them without looking them up outside of the ones with tons of social presence like Gates, Zuckerberg, or the ones that are memed on Yea Forums like Notch.

>Stay virgin until marriage.

Talk about hard mode. Especially since girls these days are all thirty thots who can't wait to drain your mana.

>Move to small town last month.
>Looking to meet some new friends.
>Find a QT who loves horror movies.
>Cool so do I.
>Message her.
>She sends nudes within the first five minutes.
>Uh, thanks I guess.
>Offers to come over and watch horror movie.
>Cool, that sounds fun.
>She comes over.
>Trying to watch movie.
>She reaches over and pulls my cock out.
>Sigh and pause movie.
>"No user, leave it on."
>Fine whatever.
>She sucks me off then yawns and says she has to work early tomorrow.
>Look at clock, it's 3 PM.
>Finish movie alone, infinitely better.

Women were a mistake.

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white people and Mexicans age like shit so they start smear campaigns against other races for not aging like shit.

I can't keep my hand raised more than 2 minutes

Asian men have small penises. 5XL in Asia is a Medium in the rest of the world

>Stay virgin until marriage.
yea, not possible nowadays, especially when *hits pipe* pasta convince more and more people that awesome blowjobs are the greatest thing

To chinks he is just the guy on the underwear packaging.

I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

Gabe Newell, don't trust China. China is asshole!

that's what he gets for driving a Prius

remember kids, don't do drugs.

Lol

Chinese people are rude

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>ratchets getting beaten is liveleak material
Kek.

If I was going to lie I would have included dank maymays, me having a huge cock and ended it with everybody walk the dinosaur. She even ghosted my ass afterwards. I feel so cheap and used.

>Chinese
>people
There's this slight mistake in your post

youtube.com/watch?v=gA0lN8MorX4
>B-but in china accidents happen all the time

What a beta. Cut your balls off with a box cutter.

Hate the game, not the playa, cuckboi

This is my dream.

Winning the lottery or something and having like 30$ million while still doing what I do now.

Absolute blending in, but when it counts I can flex anonymously.

Buy a 3LDK in Tokyo, ride the trains, enjoy life.

shit in china happen on mass scale
of course accidents happen everywhere but fucking hell the number of them in china is astronomical

that group of black women had been attacking his wife and infant child

You'd still have less than 1% of gabe's money. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

Sure thing boi

Stay jealous and lazy. We who work hard will be rewarded with an equal share of our work, as capitalism intended.

does he maintain all that forest or does he just let it all rot?

Nah buddy, that's stupid. Hitting a woman shouldn't be done in most situations, but if she hits first then all bets are off and the bitch is getting knocked out.

>incel thinks going outside is being based
incredible

>without any guards or anything while in fucking China of all places.
China is probably watching him like a hawk
They're a super authoritarian police state that's obsessed with saving face
So if anything happened to him they'd probably execute any and all gangsters they could find in an effort to get him back, without trial or even charges of course
I'm serious, human rights mean nothing to the Chinese government, and they will do basically anything to avoid looking bad

Now crawl with your legs in yoga position doing a 360 flip jugging these bowling balls over your head and writing the constitution on greek and latin at the same time or I'll shoot you
MAKE NO MISTAKES

>China is one of the absolute safest places you can travel.
Lmao
Unless you're a child or a woman, or want to enjoy the nightlife
Kidnapping children to sell is a real thing, and they love cute white kids

calm down white pig. Stop watching fox news

Nigga just fucking shoot me while I give you the finger

Bill Gates gets a hundred bucks every time his heart beats, even if he DID donate all of it he just made it all back

Name 1 (one) human right that the Chinese government cares about.

user, the thing about wills is that they don't take effect until you die

So he is double based?

asians don't age and that makes the roasties toasty

Why are his feet curved like that? What the fuck

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I'm for capitalism but thats just hillarious.

Billionars by far are just lucky fools.

Bill Gates did take steps to make Windows good but he had no idea he would literally win over every other OS out there in existence. The cards sort of felt into his hands with no real work.

Same with Bezsos and amazon, he made a small book selling company and then noticed warehouse > consumer via internet was better. There was 10001 companies doing the same but he somehow won them over by luck.

Same shit with google, google was for a short time the best search engine, there were others and I used others, but then google became a bit better and it snowballed.

Not a single billionaire did work equating to his monetary value. What they did was ride a wave of change a luck forged by their own hands, but ultimately it was just that chance and luck.

The reason google won was because Yahoo rejected their offer to buy them.
The reason AltaVista lost was because Yahoo got them.

It's hard to believe but in 2000 AltaVista was by far the most dominant search engine on the market.

The same reason Microsoft after all it's numerous failed attempts do diversivy totally bombed has still recovered. They sell Windows and Office and 90% of the PCs run them.

Not because Windows is superior to other operating systems, but because for the last 20 years the vast majority ran windows and nobody wants to step outside that circle of safety.

Microsoft is the reason why you can play games from 1997 like Age of Empires or CnC Red Alert without any problems on Windows 10. A whole 23 years later.

Billionares just benefit from the snowball effect. Ordinary peopel do too but billionares simply had a wider platform.

Capitalism works exactly the same for the billionaire and the common guy. It's communism when it comes to laws, freedoms and equality.

You as a person can make a small company and funnely all your 5000$ of taxes into tax haves but it simply costs more to funnel it there

>while in fucking China of all places.
china is pretty safe though
i mean the lives in the usa...

TAKE ME BACK

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>At first i thought they were absolutely horrible for doing it, but after talking to her i could see their side of things
Women really need to be beaten for promoting thottery to each other.

gonna need a rundown on this

blacks think they are anything

mate, nature doesn't require humans to maintain it, it can sort of take care of itself

based and chinkpilled

I know this is shit posting, but that's not how the math of pairings work.

I know you made a funny about it, but Notch is a fucking retard.
Dude never had or tried to make friends, and the very moment you can't make real friends anymore (when you're a publicly known billionaire) he starts to desire social contacts

this
for example the clothes bill gates wears look like nothing special but are expensive

China is a real country. 'Murrica is not.

Chinese government cares about every single human right, they just don't treat citizens as humans.

This. If I were a billionaire, I'd be wearing golden pants, platinum shirts, shoes made of Japanese lacquer, a diamond encrusted teeth grill and I'd have a giant blinking billboard that says BILLIONAIRE! on it installed over my head.

Damn being rich is so fucking based. Get to hang out with Azn babes and stay at fancy trump hotels. Fuck my life sucks. I hope my next life is that of an elite

The trick is to be a billionaire and only famous with a niche group or not actually famous at all, or the kind of fame where people know your name but not your face. Most billionaires can be like that. Most of them dress how they want and go where they want without any worries. They just look like an old fat white tourist and nothing special because they have nothing to prove.

>gabe newell
>jewish

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@475437531

>I know you made a funny about it, but Notch is a fucking retard.

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Where the fuck have you been in the last ten years?

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Nice

America isn't the world. In other more civilized nations you won't get shot randomly.

I dont think it matters in the end
there are only few billionaires and most of that money will go back into the economy at some point

>real country
If China were a "real country" it wouldn't be run by a worthless fatass with no self-confidence who bans children's cartoons because a meme hurt his wittle fee fees

says the guy whos to stupid to reply properly lmao

They have to die first

dude he's keeping it propped up on his knee

I love how immediately agressive the second gabe is

>China
>civilized

yeah we narrowly avoided that one

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I used to think this. But in reality there are a lot of reasons to hit a woman, the first one being in self-defense. Spend some time around a woman and you will realize how violent they can be. If you hit her back in self-defense its pretty justified. Hitting a woman for no reason is nigger tier though.

imagine if gabe decided he wanted to develop games again

>Gaben dresses like an asian
>bad

meanwhile

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>China is one of the absolute safest places you can travel. The videos of crazy workplace accidents in rural factories and people beating cheating spouses have zero impact on foreigners.

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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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thinking china is stuck in the 00s.

americlappers

youtube.com/watch?v=OflGwyWcft8

They were assaulting his wife and kid and when he stepped in, they went for him.

>00's

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Should I start posting dead mutts as well?

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>Chinese "infrastructure"
This is 50 lanes into 20

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00s is being generous

That doesn't count. You're still a virgin.

>what are invasive species

>How cute, the boys get a single case to laugh at.
Nah, we literally own you in the number of cases because you dumb bitches go around wasting time trying to find the "right kind of man" while we fuck anything with a hole. Blame your own gender sophistry on your absolute inability to compete with men even in terms of cheating.

What the fuck did they think was going to happen, he was about a foot taller and probably weighed 100 pounds more than them

He's there because The International is in China this year.

try this stunt in brazil and see what happens

When the fuck would you ever need 20 lanes of traffic going in one direction, let alone 50?

Existing in Brazil is being in danger. That's why you guys are kept away in that continent, away from civilization. South America is one giant containment board.

I wish someone would legit shoot him. Then maybe valve could become better and we could get hl3 instead of STORE FEATURES!!!1

Fuck off, /pol/.

>Try this stunt around tons of blacks and see what happens
shocking

gabe is the only thing keeping valve a private company
if he goes down, some chink company will buy up all the shares and we would have nothing left

>Gabe dies
>Everything continues as is because Valve as a company only works on what people want to work on and not what the boss wants to work on
Good job, you killed a man for no reason.

What a disingenuous fuck you are. Expected from a leftist, but still disgusting to see.

GABENSSON?

you mean THEY're cute

Spics and Muslims. But I don’t think they live in forests.

Did he lose weight?

atleast that stone isnt a server

I hope we can all agree that America has a ton of problems but China is on another level of terrible. Like terrible to the point of being unsolvable.

龍 long means dragon you fucking illeterate nigger baby

When your economy is propped up by massive amounts of construction that isn't actually going to be utilised in 90% of cases

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where do you live? i never caught a chinese in csgo

Hitting anyone for no reason is nigger tier

China is fucked fundamentally, their social culture is so shitty that at some point it's all going to implode and crash because they care so little about other human beings. They also killed all creative people during Tienanmen and still crack down on it today meaning they can't actually create anything, virtually everything they've "made" has been stolen or copied in every field from TV shows to cars to games to military hardware

Ok chang.

the left truly cant meme

>Those that get rich and most importantly stay rich, live quite modest lives, for the most part.
Instagram disproved that so long ago.

>Chopping down hehehe
>He wants to resell it
No it's just your coping, he is actually protecting it against landlords you subhuman steam drone in denial.
He has some forrester there, you can find pictures (google)
bought lands decades ago (2008) and is protecting it with the help of some forrester stop coping, just admit it Gaben is a bigger Jew than Tim.

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Based, desu.

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jewpanese are shitty wifes

a trap its not a woman you retard

Fuck off, leftypol.

>Have rich uncle
>Cheapest member of the family

Not even a "why isn't this rich relative giving me free money" complaints no one expects him too. He's just the type where if he has to go somewhere driveable yet far away, he'll drive and camp the entire time even though he could easily afford a plane and get there a week earlier.

He's rich and well known in his field but he's not a celebrity. I might be able to recognize him if I saw him in the street but my parents and sisters wouldn't have a clue who he is.

Black women have this weird idea that they're tough.

THOSE THAT GET RICH, not those born rich

China is actually really safe as far as crime goes.
They also treat wealthy people really well. When I went I had a tourist bill flap sort of thing that hung around my neck and that made people assume I was wealthy, I guess those things are common among wealthy tech nerds, and people actually treated me nicer than the rest of my group.

based retard

>China is really safe as far as crime goes

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ok tyrone

NO NO NO DELETE THIS NOW

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based temporal displacement user

That's not how a billionaire dress

... I'm afraid it's been 9 years

>yo white boi lemme suck dat dick
>NOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEE

based

I miss gabe bros

I miss Valve

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Women are retarded when it comes to violence. They know it's a social taboo in the west for a man to hit a woman so they like to exploit that and are shocked when a man doesn't give a fuck.

dodged a bunch of STDs and watermelon seeds in his dickhole

Was Gaben actually a brony? What sort of activities did he engage in to come to this conclusion?

YASSS our guy!

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he had a couple of pony figures in one of the vids i think
but who knows
its probably just some autistic tf2 players that sent it to him or something
im also pretty sure he stated that he watched the show

i laffed

Cope, incel.

literally nobody is an incel
sex is easy to get

here you go

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no they cant retard
cuckoldry has to do with paternity
the most that can happen is women have to take care of children that arent theirs but the main difference is knowledge of the fact prior to agreeing to start a relationship

every billionaire is

>cuckoldry has to do with paternity
No it does not.

chang's a pretty cool sounding name
id name my kid that if i was a chink

I still can’t believe/v/ did this shit, even when it was happening I wanted to die. To anyone reading this, if you participated in any of these cards, like this one or the Nintendo treehouse one, or the Iwata death one, I wholeheartedly implore you to KILL yourself.

You could have picked any fat bearded guy to make this stupid joke, and you picked the one who regularly travels to third world countries including China.

wouldn't that make him a boom boom instead then?

You forgot to post a picture of you unsheathing your katana.

No fun allowed.

Wouldn't it make more sense to kill yourself?

stop obsessing over cuckoldry you fucking degenerate

>He's not based
>He's ultra based

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Imagine being an amerikek and having to live with these literal apes
I bet you regret killing the guy that wanted to send them back to africa

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heh

fucking kekd

You implore me? You implore me?

everyone else in the shot is a trained ninja under his employ

holy fuck she got slotted out
god I wish that were me

>seething poorfag noise
>billionaires are dumb
There's an iq differential in the US of 70 points between the rich and the poor. They're rich because they're much smarter than you are.

this is fucking sad

>lets racemix
cool, kill yourself ricebleacher

>Be Yea Forumsirgin, minding your own bussines
>bunch of black girls aproach you
>"Yo, white boi, you want some queen pussy?"
>politely decline
>they all start mocking you and how "you cant handle a queen"
>try to ignore them, but they had you surrounded
>they demand you to take your pants off or else
>start getting worryed, they are niggers and migth stab you
>one tells one of this friends that the mass efect 3 ending was pretty good
>Autism mode engaged
>obliterate her
>tfw they all scater
>go back and masturbate to pure 2D waifus

kek

this unironically disgust me

>LONG DIAN
the time the it takes to release HL3

it's not like he's carrying his billions in his pockets

Damn did you just shoop da whoop out of a time machine or something?

If he has an ID or card he is.

Not that guy but I'm in Texas and I get a chink every now and then.

>Average steam user has no clue who Gaben is.
Sheer delusion

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What happened in 2010?

The best kind of billionaires are those who chameleon themselves as that random guy in the street

Where are the profits coming from?

those arent average people dumb ass

>apple watch

Seems based to me

Kys reddit

go back zoomer

>that nose
>not jewish

As much as microsoft sucks sometimes they've produced the best billionaires

No it's zoomer who saw memes about gaben and is trying to fit in without knowing the context.

I'm literally a multimillionaire, ama

why are you such a cock sucking faggot

How else would you be a multimillionaire?

seethe more newfag

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making us's shit. US is taking a massive dump on them.

This guy was defending his wife and child from these pavement apes IIRC

China is a pretty safe country though.

You should visit /gif/s rekt threads

China is so shit there's Chinese protesting China right this moment in Honk Kong.

that photoshopped hand looks fucking gross

Mossad/CIA

I just wish black guys knew the kinda shit there getting into dating white women.

>is /our/
Speak by yourself reddit.

Gaben is shit and always had been shit, it's just that initially his PR didn't let him open his dumb mouth enough to make a fool of himself, but as he became richer, he gained more opportunities to display his stupidity.

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gibs me money bitch

Absolutely based

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those are all traffic/workplace accidents

chongs are too soi filled to kill people

Those are photoshopped and taken out of context.

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he is probably the lesser of all evils but i hate this nigger desu

and it isn't just modding. time and time again valve does something incredibly retarded, i have a whole list of such events

this is a true sign of intellect. I don't mean to say this in irony. this attitude pervades the soul in direct opposition of every conformist.

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>buys land to protect trees
>really buys it for tax breaks
>government buys it back using eminent domain for x10 less than he paid for it

in a general sense, that's how it works.
you can't trust that one group of autists will just do it for free but you can put faith in the idea that money acts as a persuasive force.

When there are a billion+ of roaches in your country?

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>1 billion bug people
Thats why

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What the FUCK is wrong with americans??

Based Trudeau

>american unironically think anything that doesn't look like a middle aged woman is pedo

>he makes more money than me, he must be a jew!

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ROADS

>ancap
Litearlly any African shithole country. Take Liberia for instance.

The guy sitting on the rock next to him and the other guy on the phone at the stall are both bodyguards. The one behind the guy pushing the stroller (near the stairs) is as well. There are definitely more on the other side of the camera and out of pane.

oh my, the collectivist statecuck is talking to me, time to rub the facts on his dumb face

heres the ranking of economic freedom

heritage.org/index/ranking

the two highest ranking countries in africa are Mauritius in the indian ocean, they have some of the highest living standards in the region and a poverty rate of only 10% and dropping

and theres Rwanda, the country that experienced a horrific genocide 20 years ago, today is one of the fastest growing economies in the world, have drastically reduced poverty, have one of the cleanest capitals in africa and a homicide rate per capita thats half of what the US has

oh and liberia is ranked at 160 out of 180

go on statecuck, explain to me why freedom is bad

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a small price to pay for freedom

>freedom
You're a fucking tool.

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spoken like a true statecuck

do you need the government to change your diapers too?

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>capital nigger
>calling anyone else a cuck
Literaly tool.

Ancaps are just fascists in disguise. Kill yourself. Also:

V I D E O G A M E S

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lets see

glorious capitalism:
>only way to generate wealth
>has pulled billions out of poverty since the industrial revolution
>individuals are entitled to the fruit of their labor and free to use it as they please
>industrialists invest money to provide better goods and services to society while creating new jobs
>innovation
>progress
>prosperity

cuckllectivist crap (nazism, communism, etc)
>only creates unsustainable national debt
>has resulted in the deaths of tens of millions around the world
>individuals get the fruit of their labor STOLEN based on racial and/or class reasons
>less investment and competition meaning worse products and services for the population
>stagnation
>technological stagnation or regression
>suffering
>oppression


not only is capitalism and SPECIALLY libertarianism morally superior to your collectivist garbage, its also in all practical terms, more efficient and productive

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>Ancaps are just fascists in disguise.

yikes, thats cringe bro, fascists are just a different flavor of leftist

>not only is capitalism and SPECIALLY libertarianism morally superior to your collectivist garbage, its also in all practical terms, more efficient and productive
So this is what 12 year olds believe these days, huh?

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>actually trying to convince people that rwanda isn't a shithole
LMAO

oh my i sure feel """"oppressed"""" by these companies

lets see their heinous crimes:

>provide goods and services i willingly chose to buy

and yeah, thats it

here the thing i can CHOOSE not to buy from mcdonalds, coca cola, etc. i can boycott them even

can you boycott the government? no, if you refuse to pay the government you get thrown to jail because the state has the monopoly of violence, McDonalds wont send Seal Team BigMac if i become a vegetarian

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> wanting to have short kids with tiny dicks who are stuck in a child's body for their entire life

what a gaylord you are..

I wish I was as young and stupid as you. At least you live a non jaded life. Knock yourself out while you can, buddy.

oh yes Rwanda is a poor country, but heres the thing, its a poor country with rapidly decreasing poverty

people now live better, live longer and have less kids

south korea was once a shithole, japan was a shithole after the war, germany was a shithole after the war, look at them now, all thanks to capitalism and the free market

its hilarious how state cucks see this indisputable proof capitalism improves people's lives and yet keep saying

>"b-but muh big corporations"

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lets check that economic freedom ranking again

the top 6 countries are:

>hong kong
>singapore
>ireland
>swtizerland
>australia
>new zealand

please tell me how these are super capitalistic dystopias

you call me stupid, and yet im the one with the numbers on his side

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Spectacular bait, user. Look at all those (you)s

>all heavily indebted and declining economies who are fucked at the first wind of another global crisis
Capitalism is literally a cuck's dream.

based Capitalistchad

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heavily indebted? you must surely mean mostly the US, cuz sweden sure doesnt have that problem, or new zealand, or australia, or canada


oh man, all these highly capitalist countries d not have a GDP to debt ration of 106% like the US, how odd

hey dumbo i have a plan, stop voting for morons that increase the national debt

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>get BTFO in every aspect
>just keep doubling down using vague words without providing any substance
Stop posting before you embarrass yourself any further.

>implying those were the countries discussed
>implying I'm a mutt
>implying you know how economic growth and debt works
You do you in your thirdworld shithole, I couldn't care less.

Keeping a thread bumped without engaging an idiot is a perk.

>he thinks debt matters with the new age of fiat currency
lol@urlyfe

then explain to me then

surely you are not implying either communism or fascism are better at handling debt than capitalism, cuz they sure arent with their giantic welfare state and absurd government spending

the ONLY way to generate wealth mankind has found, is capitalism

capitalism is the only reason your dumb ass is alive at all today, its the only reason you are able to share your collectivist shit over the internet, cuck

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>user gives well structured reasons as to why he's right with evidence
>y-yeah, you just don't know what you're talking about. I-I wish I could be dumb like you
Always a fun time watching a retard getting totally ass-blasted

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Does China have a high crime rate or something?

TYLER'S BROTHER FROM VALVE NEWS NETWORK HAS INSIDE INFO

a.uguu.se/HcnSdXKKyCpm.mp4

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Was it final destination tier?

liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1486001318

no.

typical CIA plant trying to spread misinformation about China

Late 2000s and maybe even early 2010s Valve could do no wrong but it's 2019

Low IQ.

>needing to handle debt at all
Literally braindead. Also, here's a free word of advice if you know shit about economy. Check GM and prepare for a bright capitalistic future. :^)

That's about how I dress too.

It has a high malfunction rate from having everything built out of Chinesium.

yeah me too man. I wear gym shorts and try to find the least smelliest shirt I can find.
don't give a fuk about any shitbird's opinion.

All I’m seeing is you advocating for mass killings of Blacks

>>needing to handle debt at all

go get a loan from the bank and never pay it then, let me know how that goes

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Feel free to argue your point with relevant facts any time now, bootlicker.

this format of typing is unnecessarily tiring to read
takes up too much space and the eyes have to drop too much for one more line of text. cmon, man. stop with the spaces.

all i see is capitalism is making blacks in africa live more and live better

they also have less kids because of demographic transition, so hey, even if you are one of those silly geese worried about being "replaced", capitalism takes care of that, people in prosperous countries breed less in general

>go get a loan from the bank and never pay it then, let me know how that goes
Either you're not following the discussion or you have zero understand of what you're talking about.

>bootlicker
What is it with glow in the darks and this new buzzword?

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>it's a shithole
>b-but it's totally ""rapidly"" getting better I swear!
LMAO

really? ive always found found single blocks of text WAY harder to read, and it clumps all the ideas together instead of separating them into more concise points

>*understanding
Ok, I think I'm just gonna go finish my fap and go to bed.

>Either you're not following the discussion or you have zero understand of what you're talking about.

you implied you dont need to handle debt, so i say, go practice what you preach

>without any guards or anything

What's someone going to do, beat him up because they got a ban?

Same If I get there I'll user.

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>he thinks bootlicker is 'new'
Yikes. Oof. Cringe. You're an idiot.
And what does the CIA have to do with this? Are you just spouting things without knowledge of what they mean?

id argue that if its structured correctly, uses all the right punctuation, and drops a line when necessary to emphasize the next point, then it should be better. (don't use my writing style as an example. I shit out rough drafts).
or it could just be different wiring in the brain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you dont have to take my word for it

indexmundi.com/g/g.aspx?c=rw&v=69

indexmundi.com/g/g.aspx?c=rw&v=67

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate#By_country

if capitalism can save miserable countries like rwanda and botswana, if it can save war torn countries like germany and japan, what evidence do you have it doesnt work?

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alright ill try to use that more tough i find it adds unnecessary complexity to the process of writing for the most part, or maybe im using the other format as a crutch

you do whatever you want. we're just two people with opinions.
but just to be a fag, and for my own reasoning, I would like to state that I personally like ideas to wrap up before they get as long as this sentence.
I should have dropped what I wrote in quotes (previous post) to another line like this one.

She looks beat the fuck up
She’s like the Asian equivalent of a trailer trash junkie

Capitalism is great. My mom was an immigrant and worked very hard me. She literally gifted me her second house this past summer. I can get by with a comfy part time job, and I still have more cash than poor natural born people. Feels good.

>Buying land for tax break
Are you mentally damaged ? No he is not buying land in Lichtenstein it's America and no you don't break taxes with buying land to do nothing with it. You steam drones are really the worst.

He sounds pretty cool
I’m probably gonna end up being that dude

Hello rebbit

Fuck off with this /pol/ shit.

>Gaben is /ourguy/, newfriend.

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you're only proving his point. The thing is older than reddit.

seethe harder bugman.

holy fuck that's both hot and based

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based

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I can hear the roasties seething uncontrollably from here.

Translation when, gabe?

Is that really China? The streets look way too clean.

because asians fuck their main talking points in the ass by generally doing great in countries where they're a minority
same with jews. if you're a minority and you "made it" they'd probably prefer if you were dead

>it's 2019
Yeah it's only 1 year after Steam saved Linux gaming. What's the problem?

It's China not India.

>without any guards
Everyone in that photograph other than him is security personnel.

You aren’t really implying a single one of those corporations could exist without a government are you? The real criticism of anarcho capitalism is that’s its self contradictory, capitalism requires a government to even exist

That's Canada

After having a girlfriend pull shit like that to me I learned fast. Shut down all thottery and do not tolerate thot friends of hers