Its over

Real devkit bro its over

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So are we calling it the horseshoe yet?

Could be intakes.

That'd be a very reddity thing to do.

It'll be over if the first game they show off is an Initial D racing game because I'll have laughed myself to death.
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Is that the dick warmer? Sony is very forward thinking.

I don't give a shit what reddit does. If it looks like a horseshoe, I'm calling it a horseshoe.

It's a render based off a recent patent

>Being this retarded
Thats a fanmade render for the ps5 devkit. In case you guys dont know, which clearly you dont, devkits differ a lot from the final product.

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I refuse to believe they would be stupid enough to make a console look like this. I'm sure this is just a prototype.

Potty Seat Trainer 5

BASED

FUCK REDDIT

AND FUCK 4CHANFAGS WHO CALL EVERYTHING "REDDIT"

Devkits can look way different from the retail units. I find it hard to believe Sony would design something so ugly for consumers.

doesnt matter, patent drawings are just concepts

you will never see a console with some kind of weird shape that will make it cost more to produce

599 Dollars
finish your sentence retard

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

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Is that a fucking toilet or the Atari Jaguar CD?

Definitely need that in city MPG when the fuel tank is so damn small

looks like a toilet seat

Do third worlders even potty train?

nice to see that they finally fully embraced cinematic games

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WTF is this MONSTROSITY!!?!?!??!?!

ill answer any sony dev questions you have because i have free time

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How is this ugly? It looks pretty based especially with the number 5 on it.

Fuck y'all this looks cool.

theyre not even hiding it anymore. the temperature runs so high they said we might as well build an all in one combination grill and heater into the unit. LOL

>dude that's so reddit
>dude that's so 9gag
>dude that's so hipster
>dude that's so richard and mortimer
>dude that's so npc
>dude that's so bluepilled
>dude that's so (((epic pol meem)))
Do you ever wonder why you still come here?

>I find it hard to believe Sony would design something so ugly for consumers.

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>purpose built funnel for pissing in the radiator

pic related was peak aesthetic.

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Why do some dev kits look like huge prebuilt PCs but others look like final retail consoles?

>'its just a prototype'
yeah they put this much design energy into a prototype that will be wildly different from the final console, right?
notice how all the prototypes in your image are simple grey boxes? now look at the op. retard

Ironically that looks like it has better air flow and heat management than the PS4 Pro.

but if they take the air all from the same place wont it just run out of air?

That's just a design concept. It's an internal prototype at best.

That's just cheap looking, not the same kind of ugly. I think pic related is a better example of Sony coming up with something truly ugly, even if it never made it to market.

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Yes also 20th Anniversary edition

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Its supposed to be a 'V" for 5?

>no blu-ray
fake and gay

The pants

Relax it’s just a dev kit, the consumer product will look different, dev kits always look different than the final product.

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Almost makes me want one if it weren't already obsolete. They need to mimic the Xbox 360 and have swappable shell plates.

>implying dev kits look like retail units

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This isn't even an apt comparison. Those dev kits are just specialized PCs. OP is some weird consumer/designer concept.

is the middle part the designated dick resting spot?

I miss the launch PS3. Nowadays I hate glossy electronics because they get dirty within 5 minutes, but at the time it looked like a premium console.

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>that pic

I cry every time

sometimes they add a lot of shit just because they need it working, other times its to potentially make dev easier. for example the ps3 is a big metal box. it has 2 full sized hdds, wherein one serves the purpose of being a bluray emulator if you just didnt have the bluray resources. obviously as time went on and less devs used this and could just make discs easily, they revised the devkits into something more like the final system, but sitll kept required dev shit like extra ram and devlan ports.
other times its because they just ship out prototype hardware thats still changing and theyd rather send shit to devs sooner than later. this is more r less what they did with the ps3. even the "final" devkit is technically a prototype because of the hardware revisions it was getting internally. as more got shipped, some were jsut different.
also aesthetically speaking it just needs to work. it doesnt need to look good

thats not a prototype ps5 design though, thats just a devkit's finalized case assuming its legit. usually it just needs to have sufficient room for all the shit they need to fit in there.
we know for a fact the ps5 prototypes are just normal pc components then altered as they see fit. this happened with the ps4 as well. they often shove shit in a box and make it run custom code and build on top of it. we dont have any photos of the ps4 prototypes because the fucking thing started life as an APU card

one intake and the other is outtake

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It's the in-ground toilet

>Still seething beyond lunacy
yikes and cringepilled

>people are going to rub their dicks in it and fuck it

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why yes my dick too looks like a pizza slice

get out of here /3/

Looks kino

why the fuck would they design a specialized, unique shaped dev kit with intricate, technical cooling dynamics that have to have new custom molds built for them so they can be pressed into shape at the factory. why would their dev kit have any kind of aesthetic style at all different from the actual unit?

do you people have no idea how industrial design works at all????

Nice waffle iron.

Greasy and covered with sauce?

crusty with cheese

>and have swappable shell plates.
It does. In the base model you can slide off the smaller part. And the Slim you can just pull off the top without having to unscrew anything. I can swear I remember Sony selling faceplates at the beginning of this gen.

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considering the ps3 devkit cost 10k initially, and has fucking wind tunnels, and is an absolute unit, the best answer i have for you is "ask sony" since not once have they done something more simple than the ps1's hardware.
>do you people have no idea how industrial design works at all????
we have documentation and photos of sony AND microsoft AND nintendo doing this shit. You make a box with close to target specs and overhead, adjust as time goes on. Again keep in mind MS literally took a power mac g5 and made it a 360, no bullshit thats actually what they did.
>why would their dev kit have any kind of aesthetic style at all different from the actual unit?
differentiating between hardware in the case of the ps and ps4 pro. theyre visually different so you can at the very least tell them apart at a glance

Looks like a toilet seat.
Kinda like the jaguar.

>someone's probably gonna cum in it
>some poor repairman is gonna get paid to fix it when it breaks and is gonna find it filled with week-old dried cum

What fucking devkit wasn't just a box?

>You make a box with close to target specs and overhead, adjust as time goes on.
yeah. exactly. a box. do you call that thing in the op a box? waiting for someone to post ONE devkit which isn't just a box, or almost identical to the console.

>differentiating between hardware in the case of the ps and ps4 pro. theyre visually different so you can at the very least tell them apart at a glance
but my point is end users don't get the devkit, and devs could give a fuck about it. the design in the op costs money not only to design but also to figure out component placement, cooling, mold, and put together (an intricate process)
why???????? i have to assume that it is the console, or something close to it

going by memory
>ps1 was also pc components for cd emulation, plus a controller box
>eventually turned into the coloured blue/green systems
>ps2 was a box but it was more like a box colliding with a different shaped box
>ps4 was probably a box but we dont have photos of this, so for now we just know it was an APU card on a bench
the vita prototype wasnt a box for sure, pic related, however its worth mentioning it reportedly started out as wires and boards just on a table
psp devkits were also a box with a psp as a controller so all the internals were inside the box, except the screen and control inputs so that might count by a technicality
>yeah. exactly. a box. do you call that thing in the op a box? waiting for someone to post ONE devkit which isn't just a box, or almost identical to the console.
but i already did in that photo. ps3 final devkit is a box (and also a fat ps3 later on with "TOOL" silkscreened on the front), and the ps4/ps4pro are final devkits as boxes but not like the ps3 was. "box" is being used loosely
>but my point is end users don't get the devkit, and devs could give a fuck about it.
they care if it doesnt kill itself like the 360, or brick itself during an update process like the ps3 early on did. it doesnt matter what it looks like to them as long as it works and works well. if it needs weird cooling, fine, if it needs a weird case, fine. whatever makes sure it doesnt just shit the bed like a 360 kit does

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I for one hope it does look like that if it means better cooling. I mean with all the power they claim is gonna have is gonna need a pretty good cooling system. Most gaming PCs use multiple fans or even water cooling but consoles only use one shitty fan to do all the cooling.

Finally, a waterless portable toilet that uses a displacement field to teleport your shit into the nearest sewer! I thought of that idea years ago.

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I cant unsee this

Why do retards think its a devkit? Devkits are just boring boxes like pc

template for anyine to fuck with

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they literally dont understand that it costs money to make a design into reality. they think you just hand your schematic to the factory and then tomorrow they send you 100,000 units.

>solid state drive drive
the fake concept arts are coming out already eh.

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it's a V for five, obviously.

Completely irrelevant to what you're thinking but I'm on a high right now and I'm realizing, across all life.

It's never over

There's nothing ugly about that. It's a box just like 80% of appliances that plug into a TV.

>LETSGODIGITAL

what the fuck is this shit?

>it's over
Sony's PlayStation division

it looks like a jetpack

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blatantly fake as fuck but i absolutely would enjoy going back to interesting console designs rather than epic minimalist featureless black rectangles

however, minimalism is a fad pushed by executives, not designers, because it appeals to the lowest common denominator and is generally inoffensive at worst, exciting no one but taking no risks, and its not going anywhere any time soon

>let'sgodigital
I don't like the sound of that...

>I don't like the sound of that...
You'll not like it if you'll buy one either.

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Take another look at that image, user.

It never even began.

This doesn't bode well for exclusive games if you have free time, does it?

Why would Pause and Play be different buttons? Why even put such controls on a modern console?

Will the fast forward button let me skip cutscenes?

>Solid State Drive Drive

This. People saying it's just a devkit have no critical thinking skills.

I am still fuming about this until now

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Minus the hideous outer fins I enjoy the V in the center

I tried.

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i appreciate the effort

I will go digital.
Yes, my master.
Have to buy the latest Sony piece of shit that doesn't work.

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...or lack thereof

>they haven’t embraced digital

You physical media retards need to be purged.

>ps4 was probably a box but we dont have photos of this, so for now we just know it was an APU card on a bench

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user we're talking about a fucking prototype, not the final devkit which we have plenty of. you fucking ape

Playstation Vagina

Oh boy, is it time for the year long lead-in speculation on final build designs via pants on head tier fan renders? That never gets old.

So what are the chances ps5 will play ps3 games?

Can't play something that never existed in the first place.

This is extremely low effort

Nice find it will work well with the VR headset

none probably just ps4 games

no, this is

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75%

Sounds just like Sony.

The longer I stare the dumber it gets

500 goddamn United States doll-hairs for this thing

Oh wow, I really like the look of that.

literally a japanese toilet

you can see they build it so you can stack multiple units

>physical media retards need to be purged

You can't purge physical disks. But your entire digital library can be disappeared with one button.

>Year 2021. Say there are two genders. SJWs that run the megacorporations unperson you for "hate speech". All of your digital "property" is now useless. No refunds, goy.

I tried. Again.
I even threw in some playstation move controllers.

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stop shilling your retarded ass video

good luck remotely uninstalling shit from my console retard

fake and gay, why bother making this shit shape for devs, looks impractical and expensive to make

I never owned a PS4. If this isn’t 100% backwards compatible i’m Not buying it

>unga bunga LED's and vents are impractical and expensive

actually i know the ps5 devkit doesn't look like that, just playing along. retards like you are funny, though, seeing a random pic and defending it to death

That's cause they did sell faceplates and still do
No new ones since they added them in like 2014 lmao

They probably have something different in mind than that, the real PS5 probably won't look like that

It feels weird to use a slim or a super slim, or even one of the fats that had 2 usb ports no ps2 support and no sd reader, no linux support either
Cause it's like, the system was built to be an absolute media beast. It was made to take everything you could throw at it. All playstation games ever made, all common storage formats, enough USBs to use it as a computer with keyboard, mouse, controller, and usb stick all plugged in. Cd, blu ray, dvd, even SACD early on. Get home, pop your compact flash out of your camera and pop it into your ps3 to back pictures up. Hop onto linux, print them out and email them to your family. Toss MGS3 or whatever in and play it upscaled to HD.
Then they removed the memory slots and suddenly you have that big black spot that doesnt do anything. Usb ports are gone. No ps2 support. No SACD support. No linux. Then they shrunk it down, the slim cant even stand vertically for christ sake without a stand. The super slim is a fucking top loader that opens manually, no auto disc pull.
They massacred it.

>The super slim is a fucking top loader that opens manually, no auto disc pull.
I wish all consoles were like this tbqh, top loaders are comfy

>literally spam 50 billion patents but only actually make a handful
You're a retard

Unironically looks fucking based.
Imagine having that absolute unit on your cabinet when Stacey comes over, she'd probably cream right then and there.

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I thought it looked cool too until I used one recently. Fuck its flimsy as ass. And the plastic is gross and gets dusty fast. Bad execution of a decent budget idea.

Are you retarded son
Why would they focus on the looks of the devkit instead of sturdiness and practiality

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No idea how it fares on the PS3 Super Slim, but it was on a lot of older consoles (PS2 Slim, PS1, Gamecube, Dreamcast) and I love it every time. It's so much more reliable.
I hear theSuper Slim has reliability issues though so I guess it's for nought.

Atleast its original than a box

These things also never break after you replace the shitty capacitors, clean the dust out every year, and replace the shitty thermal paste it came with.

>until now our dev kits at work are literal designless boxes with the tech inside
>only hint what it is is the branding outside of rectangular box

But yeah sure, the new dev kits surely are super stylized and have been designed through and through. Cause that is what devs need and get sent when requesting a dev kit.
No fake there. This is exactly how things are in game development.
OP and everybody who believes this is a faggot

>let's go digital
What does Sony mean by this?

She'd probably laugh at you for having a toilet seat sitting in your living room.

>fast-forward and pause buttons
yeah that seems about right for sony

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I honestly can't bring myself to care about anything Snoy does while they are censoring games at random. It's just such a childish practice that insults the intelligence of their playerbase. "We think you won't like this thing so we're removing it for you." Thanks Daddy snoy for making sure I don't see anything objectionable or problematic.
I hate it. I want to make those kind of decisions myself.

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Better still, imagine using it as a receptacle for a sweetcorn-infused stool.

I desperately want this.

I know there are Devkit collectors but I've never been into it because they mostly just look like PCs. I need this one though.

A
FUCKING
TOILET SEAT

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I thought this was some smokescreen for real design

>we think your mum who buys your games for you won't like this so we are removing this

Maybe if snoy fags weren't all under 18 this wouldnt be a problem.

is PS6 gonna support VHS

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They're taking the "shitbox" meme quite literally huh

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Doesn't this blow the heat out just to blow it right back in?

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If thats actually PS5 then day one purchase for me. Tired of these plain black rectangles

>when Stacey comes over

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

this design almost looks as bad and as early 2000's as the original Xbox. why the fuck it got a massive dent in the middle like someone bashed its skull in? you could fit a lot of shit in the place that massive ditch takes up.

make sure to buy my pro elite cooling add on
*patent pending

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kek

Gentlemen, I give you. The Virgin Box ™

looks like one of those cheap early 2000's pc cases

I don't know why it reminds me of a Roomba.

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Stacey formerly Stu

This is the same kind of overdesigned vibe every fake console leak has had for the past 2 decades. The fact you even have that image saved shows how stupid you are.

>"Wahhh its the console"
No its not.
>"Wahhh its a devkit"
They wouldn't put this much effort into a devkit, its not supposed to appeal or sell to anyone.