Late game enemies are just larger versions of early game enemies that do more damage

It is ripped in a way that it actually bruises the skin
I had thought that was a horse fly? What is it?

Sometimes i pull on it so hard i rip the skin.

>Boss is just a stronger version of you.

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>enemy can be farmed for crafting materials

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>enemy has a hidden level inside him

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what the fuck is this

>farming mobs before they even spawn

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human botfly?

My daddy taught me a few things too, like how to use somebody elses mouth instead of your own hands.

Don't mind me just pirating this egg

Not my proudest fap

Dont forget about the color swapping them for a red or black version.

>enemy becomes tamed

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>brown version has all the features of yellow and green versions and more

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A fish that lives inside sea cucumber assholes/mouths.

That dramatic pause had to be edited in, right

This is actually pretty hot

Ok but imagine if that was you and the hole was your stomach

A lot of horror games do this. They try to make enemies scarier or bigger and they end up being just gigantic masses of flesh or mud. RE7 is a big offender

>enemies don't have nightvision

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A WALKING LEAF

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>enemy doesn't respect duel rules

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>getting a lucky crit on a high level enemy

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Manlets, when will they ever learn?

This guy has balls getting up close to a pissed off hippo, even when he's packing.

I remember reading somewhere that those are one of the dumbest bird in the world. The hawks reaction is priceless, its baffled that the other bird hasent run away. Its also suprising that the hawk is so much stronger than the other birds dispite being smaller

Warframe "end game" enemies.
>thread

why did the smaller mantis walk straight to it's own death? it must have seen where it was going , so why?

I think thats a type of eagle, so expect a strong grip with dagger-like talons. Once he got a grip on that second bird, he won.

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Is this where the Canadian flag comes from?

Same reason any man does something that stupid, the infinitesimal chance he might have sex.

white mantis enticed the smaller mantis with promises of colonial benefits only to betray the poor guy afterwards.

It's complicated.

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hot

He's a piece of shit is what he is. He spent huge amounts of time wandering around with a shotgun, looking for hippos to piss off so he could legally shoot them. Of course it's all under the guise of nature photography or whatever. He has a compilation video of hippo kills floating around somewhere but hell if I'm looking it up just to imprint the shitter's name in my mind.

RULES OF NAT- oh no

Huh? They're almost certainly different species. He probably didn't realize it was a camoflagued mantis until it was too late.

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>enemy is easily frightened

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So midway a steamy insect sex session she kills him after he pumped his load in her?

>enemy runs away at 5% health

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Mantis, just like Yea Forums, dream of having sex, even if it kills them.

>aquatic pet tries to follow you on land

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>enemy spawns with 500% HP bonus

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>Takes it a couple seconds to even process that the other bird is trying to attack it
>That way it looks back at the other bird after the jump cut like "Nigga, are you still fucking here?"

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I think I remember Attenborough narrating "One day it'll grow up to resemble this adult... or not. After all [species] are cannibals."

She eats him alive.

>you can lock your butler in the fridge

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>enemy has a parry stance

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Cute. But also have to remember that rays have that giant dagger of a stinger on their tails and they will fuck you up with them. RIP Steve Irwin.

Monster Hunter: World
/thread

>game has a long cutscene to introduce the final boss

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>enemy has a guard stance

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why the fuck is my penis getting hard goddamnit

>enemy belongs to a separate class

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>enemy can ignore the law

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Asian genocide when?

Goddamnit China, every fucking time.

scared me more times than i care to admit.

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Fucking outskilled

>enemy has terrain specialization: snow

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Enemy is hostile to neutral npcs

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haha just imagine putting your dick in it lol

only if you step on them. That's why you need to drag and shuffle your when moving around in the ocean. All that sand you kick up while moving will spook away nearby rays so you don't accidentally step on one.

>enemy can combine with other enemies

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>merchant has highest evasion stat in the game

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>enemy is immobile and immune to damage

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>enemies can romance your female party members

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white chicks fuck dogs

>enemy has low detection radius

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>enemies can taunt

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>giant enemy can swallow you whole

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This thread makes me very itchy but I can't stop watching.

man I was just thinking that

jesus christ she just takes that thing all in her mouth and shit

>game has adaptive difficulty
>you're shit at the game

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>cameraman being just as startled as the seal

>that parrot's face

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:P

>enemy becomes corrupted

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oh no

>enemy location is heavily fortified

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>enemy can't be attacked from stealth

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>enemy has its own BGM

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jesus crist, there are nigger in all forms and shapes

Baleen whales have very small throats which makes them incapable to swallow anything larger than krill

I hate flies so fucking much, the most disgusting and obnoxious animal on the planet. If I could remove every fly in the world but it had to be replaced with a spider or centipede, I'd do it.

>enemy is from an alternate dimension

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>enemies can unlock upgrades

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FUCKING SLAVES! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

why does this make my dick tingle so much

I don't see any downsides.

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Because YOU JUST KNOW.

that's his rage mode

It's less horrible when you consider that when they mate they are days away from dying anyway because of the changing seasons

Might as well die nutting

>welp im here. now what?
>what do you think?
>...
>...
>...
>...
>aright ill jus-

the truly cáncer of nature, even worst than chinese

>enemies can cuck your female party members

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>F R A C T A L
>CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

Me neither, that's why I said it.

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Isn't Steve Irwin literally the only person to ever be killed by a stingray?

>only if you step on them.
Mr. Irwin probably thought something like that, too

what the fuck is wrong with white women?

>boss follows you out of the area

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AAAAHHHHH
THE CHAOS GODS SPEAK CLEARLY NOW

>enemy offers you milkies

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KNOTTED

That not what happened. Steve was above it and it thrashed it's tail upwards.

What's up with that red colored water near the end?...

Fuck this is actually spooky and would be really cool to see in a game if it was 10x bigger than the player

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I think it's cameraperson's finger slipping over the lense a bit

camera glitch or so

But why?

The ch*nese are subhumans.

What the...it was so sudden. What a splorch.

Chimeras from DMC4 are this. Alone they aren't a big danger, but the moment they fuse with any other enemy (especially those bloody lizards), then it a whole different level.

I mean, I'll happily eat meat and I don't feel any remorse for that, but goddamn there's no reason to cook it while it's still alive.

It's already dead. Only muscles

for fuck sake

Mommy needs proteins to pump out those babies.

I love these things so much. They look like cheap plastic toys!

Sengoku Rance kinda does it.

Wolves lick teeth as a sign of friendliness, and can become irritated if you don't let them.

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Jesus fuck, I never realized how big wolves can get.

TCTCTCTCTCTCTCTCTCTC

That's pretty fucking badass. Turns out we are the aliens doing the probing, in the end.

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that grasshopper looks like a demon

If incels were reincarnated, they'd be mantis.

It's a dog

>City in the background

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Oh hey, it's this thing.

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It's the only way he could have provided for the babies anyway.

>Late game enemies are recolored versions of prior enemies with extra edges on there joints

Am I cool yet?

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This is what Kamen Rider would've been if Shocker managed to control him.

what the fuck is this?

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cannibals

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What triggered the response was his cameraman swimming beneath it and making it think it was boxed in.

Doesn't matter, at the end of the clip it's banished back to the shadow dimension. You can rest easy.

Deep see shit is pretty spooky

What the fuck is wrong with Asia?

>basic enemy gets an upgrade

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It's a jellyfish.

Centipedes are literally demonic hellspawn and this bitch is eating them?? WHAT THE FUCK

I FUCING HATE CENTIPEDES I WILL NEVER LIVE IN HAWAII EVER AGAIN

The last time I had a grasshopper crawling on my arm it just started nibbling me for no reason and I could actually feel the bite. Aggressive little cunts.

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>doesnt matter, still had sex

>THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

This is supposed not to be an alien

>niggers rushing in risking his life to get a baby
Doubt it.

animals exist for humans to use

Parodius sure looks good in ultra HD.

>your character's stunned reaction as it begins to rise and tower over the character
>your reaction when the cutscene ends and it's just staring down at you for a brief second before it launches at you

Yaa gomen gomen

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I already ate insects : termites & little grasshoppers (tastes like chips) but this? I can't try it in that form! (alive, and not chopped or mashed)

Funny too cause China is the only Asian country where Buddhism has taken root, but they essentially ignore all the shit Buddhism says. Like how centipedes are the karmic design of evil, and each section represents the evils committed by the person in their previous life while also representing how many reincarnations it will take to be born as a human again.

oh fucking dick

>PLASMA CANNON: Activated

Are you fucking serious? Did you really type this bullshit out and do it with conviction? Wow. What a fucking idiot.

*crickets, not grasshoppers. Would recommend.

What is this in actuality? I think I have seen it before

t. Centipede

>he doesn't know about centipedes in buddhism
lmao

Any bird of prey is stupid strong in bursts. They're also accurate as fuck. Only those matrix birds can out-fly them.

The black ground bird is called a Capercaillie. It's a native bird here in Scotland that environmentalist organisations put a lot of effort into expanding its habitat range. They are very cool to see but are as you say, really fucking stupid. youtube.com/watch?v=m5IN2bDBXaQ

The predatory bird is a common buzzard.

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The only east-Asian country you mean and even that's pretty debatable

Zabs-Dkar Tshogs-Drug-Ran-Grol. The Life of Shabkar: The Autobiography of a Tibetan Yogin

Stupid mortal

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Is that monke just a mad cunt or is there some hidden benefit on angering the pussies like that?

100% certified mad cunt

It's got no head, it's just the body, the cells themselves are still alive and the body still has energy so it can react to stimuli.

did it rip itself to pieces at the end there?

You're a retard. It's dead. The muscles are spasming due to the sudden temperature change.

Why are we trying to save a bird that is so retarded it's actively trying to erase itself from existence? Whatever happened to not intervening in nature?

Good goy.

what a legend.

actually it's two jellyfishes if you watch closely at the end

M-Mommy?

Guy was touching a monster so a damage indicator appeared

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[Tax Evasion]

Considering the life span of insects, hes literally more useful as food to her and his species.

Insects really are disgusting bio robots.

>go on a comfy hike
>take something good to eat on the summit
>reach summit, pretty tired, but happy i made it
>sit down, looking forward to a tasty meal
>get swarmed by these fuckers
>spend time on summit evading them
>don't get rest
>don't get meal
Fuck those little shits.

How is judaism related to this? Please explain.

fuck nature man just burn everything

insects are tryhards

Why do we spend so many resources on human tards? Our modern empathy is our weakness.

Cancer or pregnancy?

That's a lot of mites.

We've come to a point in human existence that we've wiped so many out, we're just trying to keep biodiversity from tanking out.

fuck hippos

I think we should eat them.

Of course the animal is dead, I never argued against that.
But it's very recently dead which is why it can move, the cells are still alive, whereas day older meat would not move like that even on the grill, because the flesh is dead.

maybe a silly question but why do you have that image saved

American.

You can really see the legs are just little hydraulic arms, notice how they move as pressure is equalized.

Oh hi, Dark Souls 2.

>Gets sliced in half by the machine at the end

Oh come the fuck on dude...

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What machine

GIVE ME FOOD BITCH

You know, when you look at insects you see the simplest version of life. And it makes the question "what is our purpose" easier to answer. To procreate. To spread like a virus. The question to that though is why? Why must we multiply. There has to be a reason. There must be a reason life strives to make more of itself. You may say there is no reason, but when you look around and see answers to questions all throughout reality, you have to know there's an answer to this one. Why does one nut in a woman? To have a baby.

Why must we have a baby? Why must life spread.

I think humans are being harvested for something. Sun provides nutrients for plants. Plants provide nutrients for animals and humans. Animals provide nutrients for humans. What is going to harvest us?

Man the asians love their onions sauce on freshyl killed animals. Gotta activate them sodium channels.

It got too close to the motor or something, its a rare deep sea jellyfish

We are here to convert the carbon into a plastic form. For whatever twisted reason it's cheaper this way.

That looks fake and gay

Life is the most persistent message. Your DNA is just information that's trying to stay relevant.

>cousin's out hunting with his dad
>spots one of these dumbasses in a treetop
>his dad's phone starts ringing
>instead of getting startled and flying away, the bird comes closer to listen to the phone playing in da club

That's a Benthocodon you mongoloid

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>Quest Log updated: Rescued NPC
>Quest Log updated: Mission failed. NPC has died.

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based monk, I fucking hate cats. Its nice to know they get routinely dabbed on by creatures with even more agility than them so I dont have to.

>tfw tree wetas are crazy aggressive and mother nature gave them a perma-scowl to indicate that

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well, it wastes the precious energy that the cats can only get more of from a successful hunt and a lethargic cat has a harder time catching stuff.

You do know we're eaten by fungi and shit when we die right?

I don't know why people need a "meaning" in life. It's literally there in all nature to see.

You fuck, you make more, you die. There is no meaning or purpose. We are a self replicating biosphere that slowly evolves over billions of years.

I love when people start taking evolution on human lifespan scales, we're literally one of the only spices on earth that lives this long.

Take flies, 20-25 days average lifespan, dying naturally not eated etc...

The average human lives 27,375 days.

For your one life time there has been 1300 generations of flies and all of them had about 500 eggs.

youtube.com/watch?v=hrP5a3GELpc

So the flies that were born when you were a kid, might literally changed so much they might not be able to breed with other flies due to the huge genetic drift in the 27,375 days of your life.

>enemy is an unholy, evil abomination

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>enemy has no cap on skill

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Can we get his adress?

>life has no purpose because I'm a nihilist who hates deep thinking. Everything's randumb.

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Fucking kek

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>Tryharding faggot stingray

If anyone wanted an example of spacing done incorrectly this is it.

They really are birdbrains huh

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Wholeheartedly agree. Fuck every fly ever, both fictional and real. They all need to burn.

Just like real women

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Thank god the reddit spacing meme is dead, huh?

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Nothing. Welcome to the top of the food chain, baby.

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We have capercaillie here in the nordics too. The reason it doesn't run away is that they are high on testosterone in the mating season. They are known to attack other animals, people, inanimate objects and cars when battling other capercaillie. In the end it is an oversized chicken but they can be dangerous because of strong beak, big claws and relentlessness. They actually look miserable when not in mating season when they shed their black feathers.

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Can we nuke china? They clearly arent human beings,just some cave zipper eyed midgets

Why, so he can end your life too fatass?

What a nigger horse, especially doing it intentional

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youtube.com/watch?v=GEmuRfzB8KU

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Chinese are fucking subhuman and need to be shot down on sight

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Nah, just to chase him with a gun.More adrenaline than camping in bushes

I don't know why, but there's something disgusting about crabs to me.

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>horn-locked with a corpse
>forced to watch the hyena pack eat it as he waits for his own turn

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Is this the sonybro of the sea?

did you know that burrowing tarantulas keep tiny pet frogs to eat the tiny insects that get in its hole?

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What is that?

Holy shit, that bird is just fucking showing off.

Rude.

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Post your favorite animal and why bros. Time to rate your tastes in mother nature.

Basilisk Lizard here. If you don't think a lizard running on water is the coolest shit, get out my face. Shit is SO cash.

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Jesus fucking christ

>enemy has to recharge between powerful attacks

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>tfw I have a bunch of these nigger on my balcony sometimes because my neighbours have horses

bruh what the FUCK is this thing

>Doom 3 intro

fuck woodpeckers. These fuckers eat the brain of creatures they can find alive

He lets it eat off a wart?

Why is the liquid shooting out like that?

based delectable eater

Cute dog

I live in the South and only once in my life have I been bitten by a horse fly. It was when I was hiking deep in some forest. You rarely see them in regular suburban areas.

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>Whatever happened to not intervening in nature
We realized that our existence has a impact on nature and our modern way of life among other things is actively killing nature.

My fucking god, I hate centipedes
What the fuck is in that glass?
The bitch seems to enjoy it

>USA entering any war circa 1914

Hollow Knight

Anglos

So? The same is true for every animal. We're just much more dominant than any other species.

>not the Quake 4 stroggification conveyor belt

Because it's a stupid ass bug with a brain smaller than a grain of sand.

>There must be a reason life strives to make more of itself.
because any "life" that didn't strive to make more of itself fucking died

The scale is the difference, humanity is directly linked to the extinction of several species. How many species have dogs wiped out? How about ants, can you tell me how many species ants have wiped out?

Are you saying we shouldn't protect biodiversity? Let's wipe our everything that is not in service of man?

>enemies can't follow you into the next area

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nom

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>successfully dodging enemy's special attack causes it to harm itself

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delete now

>Letting a pup run free near a snake
>Not even helping the pup after
Chinks?

Where does it all go

item box

completely missed the point, armchair retard

Box of Holding

Actually, yes.

I don't think there could be any help
It's just retarded white people thinking all animals are cute and friendly.

It's really no different than people feeding their reptiles live rat pups.

What about cats? Aren't they responsible for close to a third of all extinctions?
I actually am a proponent for biodiversity as long as it benefits us (even mosquitos that are food for a lot of aquatic species) but trying to protect a bird that is actively trying to kill itself seems ridiculous to me.

>Cheek bulge

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You're not going to convince him otherwise, user. Guys like that were likely raised by some backwoods troglodyte with more chromosomes than teeth. He will never willingly give up his retarded way of thinking because that would require him to admit he was raised wrong and his inbred parents or whatever failure of the educational system he went through didn't actually know anything about anything. Just let him go about his business and either the daily gnawing on power cables, rampant alcohol abuse or sideways belief that seatbelts are for pussies will do him in.

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And cats spread through humans and a lot of owners aren't putting bells on their cats to prevent them from hunting.

whoever is holding the camera was clearly expecting this to happen, are you a fucking idiot?

glitched bee

Rather have them eat rats than dogs

Will you show me?

What a selfish view of thinking, one that more or less says we should wipe out all predators

I am upset by this on a primal level

bloatmaxx

I can smell your sweaty edge through my monitor

Goddamn it's that "you don't need to run faster than the bear, you just need to run faster than your friend" joke come to life.

>player has bigger melee range than weapon model

>ISAAC!

Tell me I'm wrong, Cleetus.

Thank god for the red circles

so its carrying eggs and eating babies of its own species huh
wtf

Bannerlord development visualised

>fucking up QTEs has bad effects

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I eat meat, you do propably too. Aslong you eat meat you are part of the reason animals die.
Also, dont come me with this: "But its ok to eat that animals, while its not ok to other animals" because somehow its different" or the classic "i dont kill them i only eat them" argument.
Nature is killing itself even if we wouldnt help out

BRO LEMME IN I'M HUMAN

That's what they say anyway, its a shame that video never got released I feel like the cameraman screwed up more than they say or Steve did something to elicit response from it in order for good footage.

Hello Pathfinder Kingmaker

Gameplay was fun as fuck until the no-fun police showed up.

>braindead ape that thinks he means anything in the grand scheme of things
This is why people are religious, they cling onto hope that they aren't as insignificant as they think they are.

Some after life that will erase the fear of death and develop hope in it's place.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with coming to terms that your life is an insignificant spec, it becomes an issue when that leads to unhappiness.
For me, the escape from religious/hopeful beliefs and living in the present hasn't made me unhappy, rather it made me much happier and content with myself.

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>its a water level
>It's actually fun

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Yeah, but in the end it's still the cat's will to go out and kill things for sport.

What reason is there for not being selfish, though?

I don't engage in conversation with someone who immediately jumps to adhom assumptions and hypocritically displays the exact close-mindedness that he's projecting onto someone else. Yes, of course everyone who doesn't share your views must be deprived idiot. Bravo.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

you ain't catching anyone fattie

>MNK vs. SAM

>think he slick

fuck bugs

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Still haven't said I'm wrong, Jimbo.

youtube.com/watch?v=-X1-uqDYa7w

You're not making any sense because the point is we should protect biodiversity and not cause species to die out. Especially if we are the reason for that
>Nature is killing itself even if we wouldnt help out
And what evidence do you have to back this up?

DELETE THIS

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>white people
this was a chink you coon

If someone dropped a gun near me I'd take the opportunity and shoot myself

What a shithead.

>that perfectly timed head grab at the end
This webm is comedy gold
the goat survived by the way and was uninjured

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This reminds me of a specific type of people

>the level is the boss

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The big bang, hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes

>Not punching the shit out of the snake
You sound like a massive cuck

T H I C C

Everything about this webm is perfect.

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There's something inherently disgusting about that. It looks like pastry that has living things inside.

>That blood spurting from its nose

>cyborg enemies

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Pfff

this shit aint funny. rodeos are as degenerate as chinks eating dogs and circuses. its literal torture

HADOUKEN!

And that's a good thing

>*record scratch* yup, that's me

Imagine sticking your dick in that and feeling the little larva squirming around.

Fuck.

Imagine the smell

What's the context?

is this the chink version of putting a lime in your corona?

It's just not the same without sound.

youtube.com/watch?v=FnV5TaXun-M

>enemy hardcounters your build

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maybe slowed down, but it's definitely part of the actual footage. it's from the BBC episode on Kung-fu mantis. One of my favorite.
youtube.com/watch?v=7wKu13wmHog

The goys are left eating bugs thinking it will save the world climate change and all that while the juden thrives on meat

why did he just walk up to him like that?
was he commiting an honorable suicide?

so long gay bowser

this guy gets it

WOAH wtf
did not expect that

>you can tear enemy limbs off

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The cows don't care about it at all, but it helps doctors and scientists observe the health of the cow, and how well it can break down certain feeds.

Kinda cute. Reminds me of my chickens.

>humans eating meat bad predators eating meat good dude dont kill things lmao let boars and shit take over the world

Reduce the amount of farting (methane?) that cows do by making a hole into 1 of its 4 stomachs.

Imagine that coming at you, holy shit.

They swarm anywhere in the summer months, unless you live in Alaska I guess.

Probably, they are even named "wart biters" here in sweden, allegedly because people used them for that back in the day

>eating plants
>herbivores dont get those plants instead, they die
>take up absolutely huge amounts of the herbivore habitat to grow our plants, kill herbivores interfering with the harvest

WOOOOW DUDE NOTHING I COULD DO

>I think humans are being harvested for something.
Archons harvest our suffering. Take Gnostic pill.

>reduce methane coming out of the asshole by making it come out sooner
???

>inhale
>DAB

in the future when humanity has been reduced to a docile gentile servant race via centuries of miscegenation, they'll be fed insect-derived goyfeed while their elite Jewish masters eat actual food, which the goy slaves (that's us) toil to produce.

it's why you're seeing it pushed so hard as of late, they're planting the idea early and often. It's presented under the guise of 'sustainability' and 'fighting starvation in developing countries' (an easier solution would be culling their numbers) but it's abundantly clear what the real endgame of EAT BUGS is when you take into account all the other plots related to societal and human engineering taking place as part of the eternal Jew's ongoing plans to crash the west with no survivors.

Look at this illiterate loser lmao

But the methane comes from Burping not farts

Why are scorpions so powerful?

youtube.com/watch?v=7qXIz6GtJQ0
Up to 36 seconds.

>oh no not again!

They have scissors for hands. They don't need to attack things using their face like most animals/bugs. They can just straight up grab and rip apart things if they need to.

>how well it can break down certain feeds
I'm pretty sure you can do that by just looking at their shits

The first time I've seen blacks being able to swim

The meat you eat also needed plants to grow. If humans were strictly herbivore there would be less plant matter being consumed in our name, as paradoxical as that may sound at first.
But meat is extremely tasty, and certain nutrients you can only get out of animals are very important for infant development. The ideal solution is to reduce meat intake, but still eat it.

I'll never forget the day my grandfather was bit in the lip by a horse-fly while napping in his chair. Dude almost lost it

I'd rather go full carnivore desu.

:(

>wants to shoot herself with the safety on
Cringe, women are bad even at that.

Hire brap fetishists to vape it

lol

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craps out so many, there's no harm in eating some to keep your strength up
also all of those probably aren't hers

YOU

Why do you think they have a lower suicide rate, but a higher attempted suicide rate?
Women are worse at everything.

>silk
Jesus, can you buy a dress made out of spider string?

STROGGED.com

I imagine this crab has some sort of aggressive eastern US accent

Once it's out it doesn't even look like it would fit in there.

little guy had a fucking blast

How fucking terrible

that jump kick literally never gets old

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

Look closer user

>Insects really are disgusting bio robots.
We all are.

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What the fuck is that gigantic borb? How much do they weight? Feels like this meme isn't too far off

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Can spiders feel pain? I can only imagine how much that would fucking hurt. There's a difference between letting something flow out naturally and it being forced out.

>And it makes the question "what is our purpose" easier to answer.
Any answer other than "there is no purpose" or "whatever you make it" is kumbrain subhuman retardation.

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They either have fucking guillotine hands or an instakill long range snipe, they're bullshit OP and need a nerf.

>The question to that though is why?
Because only the organisms that had this instinct are still here. It's natural selection.

>enemy corpses can spawn more enemies
youtu.be/9SZJs67qOgQ

I sure hope so.

It's a fake gun?? Well that would be disappointing

Who gives a shit? Fuck spiders. Monstrous cunts.

youtube.com/watch?v=SnEtDERtH2M

SOMEONE CALL CYRIAK

hom nom om nom

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I think this white mantis is camouflaging as a flower like mantis do. Mantis have shit vision. They are vulnerable to their own camouflage.

>americans

Mosquitoes are the fucking gypsies of the animal kingdom.

Rays are unironically friendly as fuck.
I went to a sandbar near the Cayman Islands and there were tons of them, they rubbed up against you like cats and begged for food like dogs.

You know I used to think that horses are dumb as shit, but they are actually really smart. When they do shit like this they do it on purpose.

We had a horse and while it was an overall bro, it hat a stupid habit of eating all the tiny chicks that came close to it. No idea why, he seemed to either love the taste or hate baby chickens very much.

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Only the females
The males are just roastie enablers

Imagine if that fish was your dick

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The best part of that cutscene is that it's foreshadowing events that won't happen until much later in the game and it retroactively gives context to the scene

>enemies can feign allegiance

kino

youtube.com/watch?v=HwVh8pmOot4
What the fuck? What is the point of this? What is love baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.

>korean cuisine.webm
>China

upcoming Sekiro DLC boss

euch. Fuck flies

>spider mastermind in doom 2016

Fucking indians on instagram, man

Wow.

Dont humanoid females do the same?
Only reason you're alive is because they need someone who provides for them

Can I believe that without being spiritual?

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nigga wtf

>when you bring back your hormonal SO some flowers and a pot of ice cream

>grinding low level mobs for exp

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:DD

Toxo has gone too far.

nature was a mistake

Based. Fuck pits

/pol/ is a disease

Top fucking kek.

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"""White""" women

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Damn what a mad dabber

WA here, we have em in the summer

Imagine just biting through it

5x5

snab snab

imagine the smell

stfu safety

COME THE FUCK ON
How fucking blasphemous can you even be.

Mental illness : the post

dumbfucks who ignore the constant, blaring warning signs all around them and continue to believe that nothing is wrong and that everything happening is totally normal and organic with no agenda being pushed and no ulterior motive behind it are a disease

one day people like you are gonna realize you should have listened while there was still time to

Suffering brings you closer to Father in Heaven. Be grateful.

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Theyre pitbulls. Shes saving lives

t. eats beef and chicken daily

We exist for no reason other than to suffer.

youtube.com/watch?v=NjYquoRZcfQ
>enemy can let out a battle cry

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>matka boska poniakowska
poland is shit, but polish blasphemy is god tier

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Isn't the most complex thing on a bug its eyes?
Maybe the wing controls

this has to be the most gay animal on earth

HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOT

Second only to you.

GOOOOOOOOOOT

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It's a gibbon. A lesser ape.

Half life 2 citadel

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>you will never have the reflexes of a cat

I can't even imagine what it feels like to have your mind move that fast while making sense of everything. Imagine if a cat could play fighting games, they could pick any character and become the absolute unstoppable king.

Little monkey fella

>having a sense of skepticism and excercising pattern recognition are considered 'mental illness'
Oh right, I forgot, we live in Clown World now.

Have with the mosquitoes, bruv

yep, i get something out of their deaths, nourishment. these guys squeeze a horse/bull's testicles for a laugh. its degenerate. equivalent to poking an animal in a cage with a stick. sub-saharan behavior

Here is gun a m'lady.

Where do I find mother nature threads like this.

OooOOOH SHIIIiiT
aaAA rrrRAT

Seeing patterns in the noise is red flag for mental illness, yes.

but that's not a volture

Alright there Agent Smith relax.

...

thats cute

Spiders fight with web. This battle is unfair.

have you tried /an/

Sure, but she could do it a bit more humanely. Like, smashing them with a very big rock.

youtube.com/watch?v=voyOlwF7PwU
Not so op in nature.

>horse probably broke its spine doing that
is there a single shittier designed mammal

He's right. No spiders mean you're gonna suffer from bastards like these: youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc

>goyfeed
>not goymeal
>not even fucking goylent
come on!

>last dungeon is filled with boss tier enemies as random encounters
looking at you ff4

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you lol

try falling on your neck at high speeds yourself, lets see how that goes

It's Korean, you dumb mutt. God, I'm tired of you subhuman niggers and constantly crying about 'muh China' fuck off back to ribbit already, nigger.

No, horses are the actual retards of nature. They're afraid of small insects like butterflies, trample critters without even realizing and die from a broken leg.
When a girl is fanatical about horses it's also a gigantic red flag.

bot how does he gets out

I think this gif is broken. Nothing's happening.

sometimes I hear about shit like horse flies and toe biters and I'm just so glad I'm not in america

*PING*

stroggification

Are they planning to harvest the methane directly from the stomach?

>the goat survived
Yeah, alright, but the sheep?

based

Iron Cow

here you go
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This but unironically

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>PRÖÖÖÖH
It's pronounced PRÖÖÖÖH.

Imagine getting your hand caught in that conveyor.

>city slickers in the background

Do they really feed koys to birds?

>I'm a chuckster!

Based. Fuck white people, fuck the right and fuck Intel!

Absolutely based.

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China does the same shit and worse retard

Women aren't people

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Pica pica.

Which part of kill yourself back to wherever you came from did you not understand, mutt?

Comodo dragon. Big, strong, fast, and lazy as hell. Only bothers to get one scratch in on its prey and then lets it go. Because it knows the wound's getting infected and in a day or two it won't have to chase the prey anymore.

PICKLE RIIICK

youtu.be/1NP6QyjAUnY

>dwarf fortress endgame farming

>thought it was the "humane" crab killer that uses electricity
I was wrong

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Have you ever heard of the Lyall's wren? Fascinating little passerine. The entire species was wiped out by a single cat named Tibbles. I fucking wish I was making this up.

Based peepbro

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Jokes on you, humans have a choice unlike others.
If you have a choice, it changes anything.

Yeah, and you can tell a whole lot more if you look at their shits before it's gone through another 3 or 4 stomachs.

too many people, not enough food.

They're supposed to be like half the fucking size and a third as heavy, not nature's fault we've bred them into the animal kingdom's fucking porsche

Yeah, i would lick this cute blonde too.

Crabs eat anything alive that didn't escaped from them. I call it's karma.

>When a girl is fanatical about horses it's also a gigantic red flag.
you just KNOW

If humans were strictly herbivores we'd be leaving ~70% of the usable soil to rot. You don't eat fucking grass, so stop comparing yourself to ruminants, you stupid sack of shit.

>But its ok to eat that animals, while its not ok to other animals
Oh you fucking retard.
Do you know why we don't eat dogs, but eat cows?
Because Cows eat the shit we can't, and turn it into shit we can eat.
Call me when a dog can live off of grass.

Look I get it, you don't want to admit to yourself that anyone or any group of 'people' can be so scumfuckingly pure sociopathic, satanic evil enough to concoct these plots and put them into action. It's heavy, heavy shit and is honestly depressing beyond all belief. Ignorance is bliss and all that.

But that's how things are, like it or not. The Jews were historically bad apples and were exiled from basically every country they tried to metastasize their cancer in. That doesn't happen for no reason. And it's not a coincidence that the USA and Europe began a downward spiral into moral, ethical and spiritual decay when they settled there and began worming their way into power. And certainly no coincidence that it all resembles their earlier test run in Weimar Germany, with the same MO (destroy the family unit, promote sexual deviancy, bastardize and tear down local cultures in favor of soulless consumerism and hedonism). This is to say nothing of the reams and reams of historical texts and accounts that all corroborate the simple, harsh fact that Jews have been and will always be subversive, evil people.

>western cartoons will never reach this level ever again
Almost any one of these fucks could be an A-lister in the dub industry today.

Jokes on you, humans die from only meat diet.

Ah this is a lot of replies
Anything interesting in here or should I just move along?

Hydralisk hatched.

>keeping alive and feeding dogs which can eat your food
*hits pipe*

>rot
>american education

>yfw the mare is just the right height, no bucket required

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>he cows don't care about it at all
how would you even know this?

Cows are eating bacteria from grass, not a gross itself. Also cows and bulls eat meat too.
Cows are carnivorous.

Do we?
But regardless, we're omnivores.

By having a control animal that doesn't have a hole in it, and comparing their behavior. Also, cows in general are pretty well studied.

What? Sure, cows get energy by fermenting cellulose, but THEY ferment the cellulose, the grass is just cellulose to ferment.

Because animals will exhibit stress-responses if there's something they're unhappy about.

>do americans really

Yes actually meat can kill a man. Don't know about blood diet. Maybe blood is human food, not meat.

Which is why we keep the good plants for ourselves and feed the cows the ones we can't eat, dumpass. Or in this case of modern cows, truck loads of corn because jesus christ it's too easy to grow and we have too much of it.

I think if you eat all of a variety of meats from all variety of animals you would get all the shit you need, but it IS better to get some things from plants.

>Cows are carnivorous.
They're herbivores, and very specialized at that.

>can kill
Everything can kill, stop using weasel words and show me some dude dying from eating solely meat.

>Chao Garden

No, they eat bacteria and little animals. Why do you think they chew? They are chew, vomit, and chewing again.

>merchant has low hit chance
>main character has high evasion as well

youtube.com/watch?v=Ls_hDsP03IM

You can do an experiment on yourself and prove me wrong lol.
>They're herbivores, and very specialized at that.
They eat rabbits other rodents and birds alright.

No full sized animal gets sustenance from bacteria alone, you dummy. They chew because they are breaking apart the cellulose for easier fermentation within their stomachs. They then vomit it to reaerate and eat it again to continue decomposition.

>infected
It's poison.

Fucking yikes my man. It had been long since the last time I saw an unironic post of this kind.

Life has meaning. Wether there is an intrinsecal meaning or we build it from scratch is irrelevant. And you haven't escaped that search for meaning even if you say you have because you would have ended yourself off if that was the case.

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Humans can't eat grass because they have none of the structures cows have designed to allow them to eat grass.

I kind of dont get what you're trying to tell me, or how much you smoked before making this post.

Having to live with meaning is a spook. Just do.

If anything that's venom, but also the venom is weak and it is the bacterial infection that fucks you up.

Yes and it's not part of their main diet. They can chug along just fine without eating a bird.
All animals are opportunistic. Doesn't make them carnivores all of a sudden.
At best you can call them omnivores. But in the cows case it's so heavily specialized it's ridiculous.

Cows, like nearly every single herbivore, are situational carnviores. They are perfectly capable of eating meat AND will do so willingly if presented with a food source, they're just too shit at hunting to bother with it otherwise. This is why horses will randomly chomp small critters that wander too close, and why you can observe wild deer feasting on carrion and other leftover meaty bits. Pic related is a deer consuming a dead rabbit, though it lacked the tools to puncture/shred the body proper so it settled on eating just the legs and ears.

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You mean venom? And no, the venom's weak and mostly just acts as an anticoagulant. It's the bacteria that live in the dragon's maw that do most of the work.